Thanks for inviting an old curmudgeon like me

[Hal-9000]

5 days, try twenty years. I'm gonna erupt like a volcano. 'Ash' will be reported five states away.

Naww...that stuff just dissipates within your bloodstream when you don't shoot the goo.

So you have 20 years of spermo-globin circulating in your body, I knew I smelled something funny..