You're Fired!

[Acid Trip]

My IT guys were troubleshooting a large copier/scanner so they asked a VP to please use a different printer until they had time to find the right driver and get it installed.

The VP lost it, started cussing and bitching at my guys like her entire life had been flipped upside down by this request. So what was so bad? The VP has to walk 15 ft extra to get her printouts.

I took the phone from my IT guy, waited until the fourth cuss word came out, then promptly told her who she was talking to, that she was fired for talking down to and cussing at my employees, and that I would be at her office in 30 minutes to get her keys.

Now if you'll excuse me I have some keys to go get.