Originally Posted by
SmoothBob
It were alright in that well it were, jus me an teh midgets, we had a right old knees up. Took a hefty blow to the old head though not to sure about certain things. Im Scottish you say? And what happened to my travelling companion, i have vague images someone with a big red eye being with me...? I quite like cheese. Spent a long time desiring cheese on toast. Teh midgets only had the finest gin and tonics ive ever had. Really wanted some cheesy toast but they said the cheese mine had run dry. Such a shame. Did i say that i have a big lump on the back of my head? Took a hefty blow i tell you. So was i saying about a big red Scottish eye? Was following me everywhere. Teh midgets were getting bloody scared after a while i tell you. And another thing, this guy wi a red n white jumper, he owes me a pint he does, got a note here that says so. Used to drink Southern Comfort, straight, 1 cube of ice. Long time ago. Wouldn't thank you for it anymore.