Uri Geller shits on you. I win.
On the Stephen King thing...never been a fan, though I did enjoy a number of the books he wrote under the Richard Bachman pseudonym. While 'The Running Man' was a decent enough 80's Arnold movie (racking up big points for using ultra awesome Richard Dawson as basically an asshole version of himself), the book was really, really good and far more entertaining.
Oh, and I do like a few of the King movies. A few, anyway.