"In an effort to integrate people into the Big Society, the Government has today announced that the Opening Ceremony at the 2012 London Olympics will be performed by the criminally insane. David Cameron, the Prime Minister, told the House of Commons that this would cost the British taxpayer less".
After Cirque du Soleil's profits were hit hard by the recession, the high wire act was never quite the same
the beginning of the Aristocrats joke
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats_(joke)
Thanks to Goofy for my sig
one of these things is not like the other, one of them doesn't belong
I am fixed
"Somedays I wake up and feel like nobody loves me. Other days I wake up and feel like I love nobody. Sometimes I wake up and feel tired, and worn out. Sometimes I wake up and feel like I cannot face the day. But someday I'll wake up and realize that waking up is pretty stupid because it just makes you feel like crap."
"pepo king of the mountain".....