Obama makes sure he doesnt have to make choice on keystone before election

[Hal-9000]

Exactly. This is why in no way would I ever run for any kind of political office.

I would

I know my skeletons well and would love to address a non essential question like PCS and Lance are talking about...

I would shame the asker by disconnecting anything like actual relevance or focus to the problems at hand in the country...


reporter - Mr hal, is it true that you wore women's panties in June of 2008 and danced to Madonna's song Material Girl at a bar in public?
hal - That has nothing to do with unemployment and for your edification...I AM MADONNA you little mudslinging cocksucker.Next question?

[Muddy]

I had a Mormon living next door to me and that fucker treated my little girl like she was inferior to his little pee pee pants crybaby godly son.... Thought I was gonna tell him to go fuck himself up the ass one day... God damn baby factory over there... Breeders for reincarnated Mormon souls to re-infest...

[Hal-9000]

*mental note* remove Mormon Tabernacle Choir from iPod playlist

[KevinD]

I would

I know my skeletons well and would love to address a non essential question like PCS and Lance are talking about...

I would shame the asker by disconnecting anything like actual relevance or focus to the problems at hand in the country...


reporter - Mr hal, is it true that you wore women's panties in June of 2008 and danced to Madonna's song Material Girl at a bar in public?
hal - That has nothing to do with unemployment and for your edification...I AM MADONNA you little mudslinging cocksucker.Next question?

Next question:

reporter: So, is it true that while performing aforementioned act, you were stoned on some fine colombian?


Hal- Dude, whut? You got a twinkie?

[Hal-9000]

I've never inhaled.......










*(chlorine gas straight from the source)

[KevinD]

I've never inhaled.......










*(chlorine gas straight from the source)

Hey , no fair quoting Clinton, lol

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I had a Mormon living next door to me and that fucker treated my little girl like she was inferior to his little pee pee pants crybaby godly son.... Thought I was gonna tell him to go fuck himself up the ass one day... God damn baby factory over there... Breeders for reincarnated Mormon souls to re-infest...

So that means all Mormons are that way then?

We have a part time guy that works here off and on and he's a Mormon and one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet.

[Acid Trip]

Next question:

reporter: So, is it true that while performing aforementioned act, you were stoned on some fine colombian?


Hal- Dude, whut? You got a twinkie?

Colombian's produce cocaine not weed.

[Muddy]

So that means all Mormons are that way then?

We have a part time guy that works here off and on and he's a Mormon and one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet.

It's that whole cult thing scares me... Yeah Christianity is all about a deity also, but at least it's a main stream acceptable one... These guys can be weird man.. And oppresive to women...

[RBP]

Wasn't this thread about a pipeline?

[KevinD]

Colombian's produce cocaine not weed.

When I was a young lad. "fine columbian" most definitely referred to weed, specifically very high grade, as did Maui-wowie

[Muddy]

Wasn't this thread about a pipeline?

I thought it was about Porkys mailbox..?

[PorkChopSandwiches]

I love the pet names you come up with for my ass

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's that whole cult thing scares me... Yeah Christianity is all about a deity also, but at least it's a main stream acceptable one... These guys can be weird man.. And oppresive to women...

And Catholic priests rape little boys and the church covers up for them.

[Muddy]

Stink tube of pleasure...