Abdul says to his wife
"How about a shag?"
"Don't you think were getting a bit too old for that now?" she replied,
"Yeah, I suppose you're right," he said. "After all, I'm nearly sixty and you'll be fourteen soon."
Do deaf people get paranoid when farting in public?
When my 15 year old said that the stain on her dress was 'Johnson's Baby Lotion', I didn't think anything of it at the time, officer
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
What do you call 10 black men hanging in a barn?
I was going to say
One day, a man was fishing on a dock across from a hotel in the country, when another man came and sat down. By way of conversation, the man asked the other what he was doing there. "I'm on a honeymoon". "Oh. Shouldn't you be having sex with your wife?" "Well, I would be. But she has a yeast infection". "What about oral sex?" "Gingivitis". "Anal sex?" "Diarrhoea". "Pardon my question, but why are you with her?" "Well, I like fishing... and she's got worms".
FBD (12-15-2020)
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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.
FBD (12-15-2020), PorkChopSandwiches (09-13-2015), RBP (04-21-2015), The Monk (07-02-2015)
It was posted under "Some girls never learn". Wow. Ummmmmm
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
Fodster (07-04-2015), Hikari Kisugi (09-13-2015)
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
The Monk (08-21-2015)
The Monk (09-14-2015)