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Banana Bagpiper
I'm going to start a glass coffin company. Will my idea take off? Remains to be seen.
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Shelter Dweller
On my birthday, I get a blowjob.
On our anniversary, I get a blowjob.
On valentine's day, I get a blowjob.
At xmas, I get a blowjob.
So at every major celebratory occasion, I get a blowjob.
I flop my cock out at the mother-in-law's funeral and all of a sudden I'm insensitive.
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Shelter Dweller
A senior policeman in China has been suspended from his job after being caught masturbating and smoking joints in his office.
No name was given but he was a high wanking officer.
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Shelter Dweller
I saw a hearse today with a wreath inside that said "DAD"......
I think they left the "E" out...
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Shelter Dweller
UK Headline:
Black man nearly drowns in local river.
US Headline:
Black man caught stealing water. Shot 4 times.
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Shelter Dweller
Whilst in America, my son and I went shopping in Wal-mart. I asked the cashier if they had any Kinder eggs.
"Oh no, sir, we don't sell them in the States - they are a health hazard!"
"Okay," I replied. "I'll just take these two assault rifles then."
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Shelter Dweller
As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter.
I took my finger back out and within seconds she was going down on me.
"I really need a new fucking boat," I thought to myself.
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