My boss, who is a fit woman, caught me in the shower room after work...
She said to me "Would you mind taking my blouse off?"
I replied, "Certainly," and took it off.
Then she turned around and said, "Would you take my skirt off too?" So I removed that as well.
Then she finally asked me to take her underwear off, so I did that too.
Then she looked at me and said, "If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired"
RBP (01-06-2015)
Leading pharmaceutical companies have announced that they will no longer use rabbits in their scientific experiments. Muslims are to be used instead. A spokesman explained that they breed much faster than rabbits, and nobody gets fond of them.
amex (01-06-2015), PorkChopSandwiches (01-06-2015), RBP (06-15-2016), The Monk (03-01-2015)
All the gym bunnies moaning about the newbies.
Get over yourselves.
You didn't see us moaning when you came to use our pubs in December.
RBP (06-15-2016)
My wife keeps dropping hints about a sexy gift she wants.
"It begins with 'D' and ends in 'O' .. and it fits snugly in there", she winked as she pointed suggestively at her crotch.
I said, "Where the fuck am I gonna find a didgeridoo?"
A human fart can be louder than a trombone.
I discovered that at my daughter's school concert.
The Monk (03-01-2015)
Justin Bieber apparently treated himself to a private jet this year for Christmas.
I'm treating him to an early birthday present.
I've paid for him to have an Indonesian pilot for as long as it takes.
DemonGeminiX (01-07-2015)
RBP (06-15-2016)
There is only one rule of Alzheimer's Club,
RBP (06-15-2016)
There certainly seems to be a lack of imagination this Halloween.
Walking through Birmingham city centre this morning all the women seem to be dressed as black ghosts.
I turned to my colleague and asked, "Can you smell burning?"
23 years we've worked together at the Crematorium and that joke never gets old.
I saw a four-year-old girl sat on her own today. No signs of anyone near.
"Are you okay?" I asked her. "Do you know where your Mummy or Daddy are?"
"No," she sobbed.
We know how to have a laugh at the orphanage.
RBP (06-15-2016)