If you ever feel like your job is meaningless..
Just remember..
It's someone's job to fit indicators to BMW's.
If you ever feel like your job is meaningless..
Just remember..
It's someone's job to fit indicators to BMW's.
I've just posted a joke about @United Airlines...
But the company have now forcibly removed it!
These @United Airline jokes really need to stop.
They're really being dragged out.
If you ever Google 'Gary Oldman' for fuck sake don't forget the 'r'
lost in melb. (04-22-2017)
If a girl bangs 10 dudes in a year she is a slut.
If a guy does it, he's gay, definitely gay.
Police are looking for a mugger who threatens his victims with a lit match..
They need to catch him before he strikes again.
Chickens use just 2% of their brains.
KFC use the other 98%.
My wife said I need to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car, burnt the dinner and ignored her all day for no reason.
RBP (04-29-2017)
My mate fucking hates his surname, Potato.
Although not as much as his wife, Jackie does.
A sexy bird looked at my beer belly today and sarcasticly asked "Is it Fosters or Stella?"
I replied "there's a tap underneath, taste it!"
Fodster (04-30-2017)
Jacket potatoes?
It's where you bake a whole potato in its jacket......