Lazy People Fact #5626728943
You were too lazy to read that number.
Lazy People Fact #5626728943
You were too lazy to read that number.
Tampax have announced that they will be replacing their traditional tampon string with tinsel.
This will be for the Christmas Period only.
lost in melb. (12-01-2017), RBP (01-10-2018)
After some great sex, she lies there stroking his prick.
He asks, “Do you want more sex?”
“No,” she replies, “I’m just admiring your cock... I really miss mine.”
RBP (01-10-2018)
Q. What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
A. They are both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.
RBP (01-10-2018)
Q. How do gays refer to hemorrhoids?
A.
There once was a fellow named Dave
Who dug up a whore from her grave
She was moldy as shit
And missing a tit
But think of the money he saved!
They say the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag.
So I poke the Mrs and say put the kettle on fatty.
RBP (01-10-2018)
Family farming couple reaches 40 years married. The misses decides to spice things up for the occasion. Mood lighting, rose petals, Whiskey at the bedside table. She even got wild enough to buy some crotchless panties!
Her husband comes in after a long day in the fields and is stunned by the sexy setting. When he gets to the bed, she spreads her legs in her new panties and says "you want some of this tonight?"
Farmer says, "Hell naw! Not after seeing what it did to your drawers!"
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
The Monk (01-10-2018)
A hooker brings a client to her condo on Lake Shore Drive in Chicago. The client asks her if she gives good hand jobs.
"You see this condo? I bought it by giving good hand jobs."
Her client tells her to give him a hand job. Afterwards, he is impressed and asks her if she gives good blow jobs.
"Look out the window. See that red Ferrari on the street? I bought it by giving good blow jobs."
Her client asks her to give him a blow job. Afterwards, he is really impressed and asks her if she is good in bed.
"Look out the window. See that big yacht out there on Lake Michigan? I could own that if I had a vagina."
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
The Monk (01-10-2018)
Q: What are a woman's four favorite animals?
A: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom and an ass to pay for it all.
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
The Monk (01-10-2018)
Sky News are reporting that the Irish have joined in the attack on Syria. They sent in 3 ships - 2 full of sand and one full of cement. It was a mortar attack.
RBP (01-10-2018)
My son asked me today "What's the difference between a crow and a blackbird?" I told him crows have somewhat heavier beaks and fan shaped tails whereas a blackbird has big rubbery lips, fuzzy hair and a massive arse.
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I was feeling down earlier so I dipped my Muslim friend in bleach. I thought I'd try to lighten Mahmood.
RBP (01-10-2018)
I bought the wife a memory stick, it's great!
She hasn't forgotten my beer, dinner or sex once since the first beating.
RBP (01-10-2018)