Once upon a time not too long ago, I knew a man named Lance.
He told me there were absolutes in life. He would never buy a smartphone, get a mortgage on a house, have another girlfriend, get married and have children.
Well, all of that has changed.
Lance old friend. Just wanted you to know that when someone exclaims either in anger or jest - "Get a life!"
You did and you did it well.
Me? No, don't worry. I'll be fine.