Oh look, it's a pair of pinking shears wearing gold high heels
I heard that Emma has a penis. A thin one mind you, but still a penis.
Oh look it's the new female superhero Slim Handrail. Her superpowers include flying, after people close to her sneeze and being able to subside on a grain of rice for two full years
Oh come on. She has to eat while taking a shit so she doesn't disappear.
(maybe that was a lil too far)
1 shot of the wrinkled penny please