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    Watson specs

    90 IBM Power 750 servers enclosed in 10 racks
    16 Terabytes of memory
    A 2,880 processor core
    Linux system
    Capable of operating at 80 teraflops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fricnjay View Post
    Watson specs

    90 IBM Power 750 servers enclosed in 10 racks
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    A 2,880 processor core
    Linux system
    Capable of operating at 80 teraflops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelancinator View Post
    That means it's really really fast. If it had legs, it would be able to outrun the roadrunner.


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    Quote Originally Posted by fricnjay View Post
    Watson specs

    90 IBM Power 750 servers enclosed in 10 racks
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    but can it ejaculate?

    noooooooooooooo







    hal wins

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    but can it ejaculate?

    noooooooooooooo

    hal wins


    Consumer electronics spewing goo = bad.

    That's something that needs to be RMA'd

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    noooooooo, goo is good

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    Your customer service center representative better speak English as their first language (as if that would help).

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    So what does a super computer ejaculate...Thermal Paste?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    (look at my penis )

    They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams

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    Quote Originally Posted by fricnjay View Post
    So what does a super computer ejaculate...Thermal Paste?
    I eject my pent up cache and temp files....
    basically 0's and 1's all over your face baby

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    Quote Originally Posted by beowulf View Post
    is that Hermione? She makes my wand stiff

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    is that Hermione? She makes my wand stiff


    They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams

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    @ beo

    more posts = longer penis

    don't you know the rules of the net yet????

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