Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[RBP]

How many bites does it take you to eat a Twinkie?

I find that I bite off half the Twinkie, then feel piggish, then eat the other half in two bites for no apparent reason other than self-induced shame.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

You sound fat

[RBP]

You sound fat

Shamer

[RBP]

Did my census data today like a good American. Not like you bad Americans.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Did my census data today like a good American. Not like you bad Americans.

Mine is sitting on the dining room table. Even got a reminder about it already and I've only had the original one for a little more than a week.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Shamer

[RBP]

Mine is sitting on the dining room table. Even got a reminder about it already and I've only had the original one for a little more than a week.

I am not sure how they can redistrict without knowing who can legally vote.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I am not sure how they can redistrict without knowing who can legally vote.

They don't care who can legally vote. They want illegals to fill out the census too.

[DemonGeminiX]

Wow, Cheaper Than Dirt jacked up their prices on 223. It's like $1/round. That's insane.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Now do Mexico.

I thought that mexico was closing the borders on their end

Only registered members can view code.

Oh, the irony.

[RBP]

I hate Whole Food aka "whole paycheck". The crap they sell is dumb and overpriced. I'm not sure why Amazon bought them. But I digress.

In the current toilet paper wars, they showed stock and allowed me to order some basics. Just a few things. Then the order picker (driver) starts substituting including no toilet paper. I tried to ask for the person to respond to me and they did not. Why would they? If they can get out of the store before I press cancel, then they deliver whatever and get paid. Now I feel for the driver, but I was not in the mood to get bamboozled. [CANCEL]

Bitch to your employer for lying to its customers.

[Pony]

I've decided that if at some point I get laid off I'm gonna start sneaking groups of people into Canada for cash.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I hate Whole Food aka "whole paycheck". The crap they sell is dumb and overpriced. I'm not sure why Amazon bought them. But I digress.

In the current toilet paper wars, they showed stock and allowed me to order some basics. Just a few things. Then the order picker (driver) starts substituting including no toilet paper. I tried to ask for the person to respond to me and they did not. Why would they? If they can get out of the store before I press cancel, then they deliver whatever and get paid. Now I feel for the driver, but I was not in the mood to get bamboozled. [CANCEL]

Bitch to your employer for lying to its customers.

It's not just Whole Foods. I placed an order for delivery from Safeway this past Sunday. Earliest delivery window was yesterday, so I placed the order 3 days before the delivery. Nothing I ordered on Sunday was shown as out of stock, so I ordered everything we needed/wanted. Toilet paper, milk, fresh chicken, ground pork among other things. I checked the app the other day (24 hours before delivery) and all those things I listed were shown as out of stock, but my pending order showed no change. So I was excited to actually be getting some actual stuff. Get the e-mail that my order is on the way and guess what I didn't get? No chicken, no toilet paper, no milk, and no ground pork. All listed as out of stock. WTF? I was so pissed. What's the point of taking online orders DAYS before the actual delivery if you aren't going to set that stuff aside for people that placed the order way ahead of time? Why not just have a big button on the app that says "I'M FEELING LUCKY" and then deliver to me whatever the fuck you want instead of what I actually ordered WHEN IT WAS STILL IN FUCKING STOCK?



@RBP

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Gay Governor Jared of Colorado has decreed all public and private schools to be closed at least until April 17th now. The kid was actually upset about it. The school district is supposed to have "remote learning" set up by April 1st so that the kids can do schoolwork at home. Not sure how this will work out.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not sure if it's nationwide or just Denver, but there was an ad on TV for Dominos Pizza saying that if you order online (app or computer), all regular priced pizza are 50% off thru Sunday the 22nd. Just a PSA.