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  1. 03-05-2019, 09:05 PM #451
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    If I won the 381 million I would stand there holding the big check with my dick hanging out just below.

    Offended? Here's a million and you can suck my dick
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    No winner last night, so up it goes...

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    No winner over the weekend, so the jackpot for Powerball on Wednesday is a cool $550 million.
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    Why is it cool and not hot?


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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post


    Why is it cool and not hot?
    Money is always cold, hence the term "cold hard cash"
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    Why is money always cold? Heaters are available, ya know?


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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post


    Why is money always cold? Heaters are available, ya know?
    It will melt
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    You don't have to heat it that high. Just a nice, toasty warm temperature to keep it happy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    You don't have to heat it that high. Just a nice, toasty warm temperature to keep it happy.
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    Coins are not cash.


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    Coins are not cash.
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    Beyond varying temperatures, money is really dirty

    Germ levels of currency rival dishrags and toilets...
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    They don't know nuthin'.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    Beyond varying temperatures, money is really dirty

    Germ levels of currency rival dishrags and toilets...
    Don't store your money in your mouth then?
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