May 21 is Judgment Day: Christian group

**Pony** · 05-21-2011, 04:57 PM

I think Blondie was sent by the almighty. If you take the seconds in that song, subtract the bitrate, multiply the number of words and divide by the amount of letters in "Rapture" you get the exact date of the true apocalypse. 12/21/12

**Teh One Who Knocks** · 05-21-2011, 04:58 PM

**Hal-9000** · 05-21-2011, 06:50 PM

No rapture for YOU!

**Hal-9000** · 05-21-2011, 06:51 PM

I almost slept through the rapture

**Teh One Who Knocks** · 05-21-2011, 07:24 PM

Maybe it's just running late

**Hal-9000** · 05-21-2011, 07:29 PM

the rapture could have been pre-empted by hockey

**Teh One Who Knocks** · 05-21-2011, 07:34 PM

Maybe God got a better offer?

**Hal-9000** · 05-21-2011, 07:35 PM

God gets tired too....could be having a nap

**Teh One Who Knocks** · 05-21-2011, 07:38 PM

Maybe he can't afford to destroy the earth....I'm sure the prices are way up since when he planned it

**Hal-9000** · 05-21-2011, 07:44 PM

He's signed an agreement with Obama, it's part of the economic restructuring plan

God is waiting like everyone else ..

**Teh One Who Knocks** · 05-21-2011, 07:50 PM

It could be delayed years then

**Hal-9000** · 05-21-2011, 07:56 PM

In that case...

*puts on Jim Jones sunglasses*

While we wait ayone want kool-aid?

**Teh One Who Knocks** · 05-21-2011, 08:01 PM

**Hal-9000** · 05-21-2011, 08:10 PM

that's bad

**Hal-9000** · 05-21-2011, 08:12 PM

I've never posted this until today..

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