Post what you are thinking at this very moment

[Jezter]

My party dress arrived today, I may just have to invest in some tape to prevent an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction.

Pffft. Tassels. Get nice tassels.

[minz]

Pffft. Tassels. Get nice tassels.

Seriously, this could get embarrassing, too much cleavage and not enough material I'll just have to make sure I don’t lean forwards

[Jezter]

There is no such thing as:

too much cleavage and not enough material

As long as one is not morbidly obese and hideous. Which you are not. So nothing to worry there.

[FBD]

I love spending over half the fkn morning on one idiot

[DemonGeminiX]

If I were old I could drill a fart into this chair and no one would think I was a disgusting bastard

Nah, everyone would still think you're a disgusting bastard, it's just that your mind would be so far gone that you wouldn't be capable of giving a rat's ass.

[Hugh_Janus]

Seriously, this could get embarrassing, too much cleavage and not enough material I'll just have to make sure I don’t lean forwards

now I really need to know where this party is!! Nip slips FTW!

[minz]

now I really need to know where this party is!! Nip slips FTW!

Thats a closely guarded secret.

[Hugh_Janus]

I promise not to take any pics

[minz]

I wonder what muddy's been drinking.

[Muddy]

[minz]

awwwwe

[PorkChopSandwiches]

That looks like my weekend

[Hugh_Janus]

how can I find out which company phoned me by a phone number?

[minz]

how can I find out which company phoned me by a phone number?

Call it back and ask?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

how can I find out which company phoned me by a phone number?

Type the number into Google, if it's a listed number it will come back with the results