- 40 Mainstream Media Headlines You'd See if Romney was a Democrat and Obama was a Republican
- Connecticut father kills masked intruder, learns it's his son
- Man With 0.52% BAC Causes Crash
- U.S. 2Q GDP Growth Revised Down to 1.3%
- Man accused of urinating on nightclub patrons
- Liberal Journalist seeks to rewrite History (Embassy Attacks)
- Apple's Cook apologizes for Maps flaws, recommends rivals
- School bans parents watching sports without criminal record check
- Gov. Jerry Brown bans gay-to-straight therapy for minors
- Teacher 'still desperate to be near schoolgirl lover'
- The Case for Abolishing Patents (Yes, All of Them)
- Ford's Real Hamburgers Closing Because of ADA Lawsuit
- Florida teen, 14, charged with first degree murder after she strangles newborn baby, hides his body in shoe box and dumps it in laundry
- Music lover shoots up Jack in the Box in Washington
- Pee-Wee football coach suspended for 'paying 11-year-old players to purposefully injure opponents'
- Biden Blames Bush Administration for Deficit
- Some illegal immigrants may get drivers licenses under new California law
- Speed Limit Signs In Construction Zones Not Always Visible
- UFO or Lens Flare in Google Street View? You Decide
- Man says he killed girlfriend for waking him
- Man offered teen girl money for sex at Winn-Dixie, cops say
- Sex offender doesn't like gays, beats up girlfriend, girlfriend's brother
- Iran's news agency portrays satirical Onion story as its own
- Meet the teenage girl who has transformed herself into a living cartoon character
- NYC teacher suing city claiming he was beaten up by a first-grader
- Blacks are having a hard time adjusting to the concept of civility..
- "if he loses the 2012 election it could herald a new, painful era of self-reliance"
- I never use toilet paper and don't do laundry: America's tightest money-savers exposed in new season of Extreme Cheapskates
- Hogs eat Oregon farmer
- Boy, 9, is 'shot dead by another fourth grader in row over being named student of the week'
- The Infected Air (NSFH [Not Safe For Hypochondriacs])
- Philly pair facing drug raps after incident at convenience store
- Michigan State University Math Professor Breaks Down, Removes His Clothes In Front of Class
- Do You Know Where Your Children Are? Is That Always A Good Thing?
- Police rape woman in Tunisia, then charge her with indecency
- NY AG Sues JP Morgan over bundled sacks of sh*t
- Digital Age overload: ‘Internet addiction’ to be classified as mental illness
- Dress code stirs controversy at Homecoming dance; new dance will be held
- Virginia man says monkey statue dressed as President Obama is not racist
- ‘Sharia Medicine’: Egyptian Clinic Treats People with Camel Urine
- At White House Request, Lockheed Martin Drops Plan to Issue Layoff Notices
- As if we needed any more evidence QE3 was for the banks and noone else...
- Judge decides illegal immigrants and dead people still allowed to vote in PA
- German liquor company pours its alcohol down models’ bare breasts before bottling
- Biden: Middle Class 'Has Been Buried the Last Four Years'
- Homeland Security 'fusion' centers spy on citizens, produce 'shoddy' work, report says
- Lawyer behind more than 2,100 ADA suits sued for sexual harassment
- Nebraska man accused of attacking wife with sandwich
- Love Joule, Japan's First Bar Devoted To Female Masturbation, Opens In Tokyo
- Man Arrested for 7th DUI Claims Elephant Caused Accident: Cops
- Not From the Onion: Army Says ‘Social Network’ Use Is a Sign of Radicalism
- Kentucky restaurant shut down after roadkill found in kitchen
- Man with frostbitten penis seeks $10 million for medical malpractice
- Is All of Human Existence Just a Giant Video Game From the Future?
- Full 2007 Video of Obama Emerges of Then-Senator Obama Claiming Federal Discrimination Against New Orleans
- Akin in 2008: ‘Terrorist’ doctors give ‘abortions to women who are not actually pregnant’
- Riot police swarm anti-Ahmadinejad protesters in fury over currency
- Suit: Indiana Boy Suffered Sex Abuse From Classmates
- “Finnish” Your Lunch
- Turkey strikes targets in Syria after mortar attack kills 5
- I live with my black pot-bellied pig ... she’s my soulmate
- Driver who bagged £25 'ride of a lifetime' online deal faces £250,000 bill after crashing rare Ferrari Spider in first 15 minutes behind the wheel
- Dutch customs find hundreds of tarantulas
- Wynkoop Brewing Company Releases Bull Testicle Beer: Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout, For Real This Time
- Religious fanatic killed baby daughter by stuffing pages of the Bible into her mouth
- Female teacher, 31, quits job after she is caught having sex with student, 17, in school parking lot
- Simi Valley's Halloween law is a bad trick, sex offenders say
- Pundits Agree: Romney Wins Round One—and It Wasn't Even Close
- Man Having Sex While Driving Pleads Guilty to 2 Deaths
- Russia tells NATO to stay away from Syria
- Your right to resell your own stuff is in peril
- Obama mocks Romney as ‘getting tough on Big Bird’
- Social Security in the Red, Second Year Running
- "Topless Maid" Ads Prompt City Probe
- Authorities charge 91 in $430 million Medicare fraud
- Man accused of sneaking into neighbor's barn, having sex with horse... again!
- 3 NJ teachers accused of sex contact with students
- Vicar John Suddards death: Pornography left on body'
- Texas cheerleaders fight for right to wave Bible-passage banners
- Strippers banned from taking clothes off
- American activists in Pakistan to protest U.S. drone strikes
- US jobless rate falls to 7.8 pct., 44-month low
- Top Iranian Official: Iran Needs “24 Hours And An Excuse” To Annihilate Israel
- Emergency services? Please help, my pigeon can't breathe
- 'Our friends think we're crazy!' Hundreds of grown-up My Little Pony fans flock to special convention in honour of animated series
- Enter At Your Own Risk: Police Union Says ‘War-Like’ Detroit Is Unsafe For Visitors
- California Struggles With High Gas Prices
- Lunch lady slammed for food that is 'too good'
- Report: Fake cop with real guns demanded free meal at McDonald's
- Deputies: Woman denied pot in her genitals was hers, claimed she was protecting friends
- Extraterrestrial War caused Dinosaur Extinction and Re-Birth
- Romantic moment or sex assault? Feminist blogger slams 'Kissing Sailor' from iconic 1945 Times Square photo as 'drunken predator'
- Liftoff! SpaceX Dragon Launches 1st Private Space Station Cargo Mission
- Chavez wins third re-election in tightest race yet
- Obama, on fundraising swing, jokes about poor debate
- Congressman calls evolution a lie from 'pit of hell'
- Girl 'Fed Boys Brownies Laced With Chemical'
- Teenager's stomach removed after drinking cocktail
- Gibbs: Welch 'embarrassed himself' over comments on US jobless rate
- 7.8% Unemployment Rate Is Questionable
- 425-Pound California Man Arrested in Alleged Kidnap Attempt
- Teasing over flatulence leads to deadly fight
- Official: Laws and women are to be raped
- Krugman rips Romney for 'flat-out untruths,' gives Obama pass on 'minor fudges'
- An elderly couple have unwittingly grown the "biggest cannabis plant"
- Google and Apple spend more on patents than on R&D
- Mom Who Glued Daughter's Hands to Wall Faces Life in Prison
- Florida man dies after roach-eating competition
- Accused killer asks to represent himself in court, "Your laws don't apply to me"
- Police: Man fires shots into crowd to impress girl
- Woman accused of attacking husband with frying pan
- NKorea Says US Is Within Its Missile Range
- Plant that got $150M in taxpayer money to make Volt batteries furloughs workers
- Lara Logan Calls BS on Obama's Mideast "progress"
- Hidden in Einstein's Math: Faster-than-Light Travel?
- Sandusky: 'They can't take away my heart'
- Taliban shoot 14-year old Pakistani peace campaigner
- Single Trading algo accounts for 4% of all trading activity last week
- AP publishes unflattering pic of Romney bending over
- 911 caller describes killing mother, younger sister
- Teen returns to school after Romney T-shirt flap
- Pivotal piracy case could put copyright trolls out of business
- Romney Abortion Quote Angers Democrats
- Chuck E. Cheese's employee accused of stabbing woman with box cutter
- Dying woman gets security pat-down at Sea-Tac
- Man admits to sexually abusing horse, raping woman; sentenced to 3 years
- Boston Man Arrested At LAX With Weapons, Body Armor
- Man fights stop sign, takes on cops
- SpaceX Dragon Capsule Arrives at Space Station With Precious Cargo
- Vegas cabbie finds, returns $221,510, gets $2,000 reward
- Moscow court frees 1 of 3 Pussy Riot members
- Texas School District Reportedly Threatening Students Who Refuse Tracking ID, Can't Vote For Homecoming
- Woman calls 9-1-1 to complain about 'crappy service' at fast-food eatery
- Tunisia children's magazine prints petrol bomb guide
- Police: Man arrested for public intoxication has to have head held for mug shot
- Taxes: Proof that Liberals are lying to you
- Nice ring there Barry
- VP debate moderator outed, Obama attended her wedding & appointed hubs to FCC commish
- DNC picks up where acorn left off
- Cops Nab Alleged TSA Thief, Hundreds Already Fired
- Illinois county considers 'violence tax' on guns and ammo
- Ukraine takes aim against 'gay propaganda'
- Syrian passenger plane forced to land in Turkey
- TSA screener accused of intentionally slapping flier's testicles
- S&P cuts Spain rating to lowest investment grade
- Cops Find Body in Jessica Ridgeway Search
- SMU students union shoots down gaming poster
- High school takes disciplinary action over bra-throwing incident at dance
- 'Boys Will Be Boys' Is No Excuse For Bad Behavior
- Marya Rosales, 1000-Pound Woman Charged With Murder, Discusses Her Trial On TLC's 'Half-Ton Killer?'
- Urinating man says invader beat him with flashlight
- Casey Anthony Sued For Three Billion Dollars, Accused Of Causing Emotional And Mental Distress
- A diamond bigger than Earth?
- Solyndra, the sequel? Bankrupt solar firm, DOE facing scrutiny over panel problems
- Bestiality documentary leaves BC film festival stranded
- Man Admits Grabbing Teen by Neck During Dispute at McDonald’s
- French phone bill waived after 12 quadrillion euro blunder
- Mother, 80, fires gun at son after coffee scuffle, Pasco deputies say
- Woman, 20, denied job as restaurant 'Kilt Girl' because 'she couldn't fit into the skirt'
- Judge vows to send prospective juror to jail
- Basil Plumley, US Army veteran of 3 wars, dies at 92
- Source: Mexican teen killed by US Border Patrol agent
- Police: Naked grandma who offered police sexual favors arrested on child neglect charges
- Huge eyeball from unknown creature washes ashore on Florida beach
- BBC film crew was held at gunpoint after trying to sneak into Nevada's Area 51 military base with UFO conspiracy theorists
- City of Glen Eira demands $120 permit for throwing a frisbee
- These type of "Conservatives" scare me.
- Romney closing gap in Ohio as poll numbers, crowds rise
- Worker cooked to death at California tuna plant
- Longtime GOP Senate moderate Arlen Specter dies
- Do Black People Support Obama Because He's Black?
- Goldman Sachs Closes Checkbook for Obama
- Newborn’s Decapitation at Birth Prompts Malpractice Lawsuit
- Michael Vick Has a New Dog
- Woman Suffers 'Severe' Burns From Cigarette
- Bad joke prompts Alaska airport evacuation
- Still faster than the speed of sound: Chuck Yeager, 89, recreates historic mission 65 years to the day since first supersonic flight
- Christian Group Finds Gay Agenda in an Anti-Bullying Day
- Woman accused of posting cop's pic on Facebook
- The quest to fly from New York to London in one hour
- Big retailers challenge French sign law in court
- Russian activists slam 'gay milk propaganda'
- Brad Pitt blasts U.S. 'War on Drugs,' calls for policy rethink
- Another view: Joblessness data just don't match up
- Man living in cave for years says he's not bothering anyone; some say he walks around naked, scaring people
- Climate spin is rampant
- Scottish independence: Cameron and Salmond strike referendum deal
- Live Chart: GOP Smacked by The Economist
- Starbucks: No UK Tax Paid Since 2009 - despite sales of over £1bn
- Delhi row over bus lane reveals class divide
- Big Tobacco lawyers target food industry
- Er, you missed a bit: Bodybuilder's hilarious fake tan blunder (but who's brave enough to tell him?)
- Monkey Bars Are a Menace
- Prosecute official for living in sin, citizen urges
- Move over Tatooine! Amateur astronomers discover new planet with four suns
- CNN host O'Brien defends Obama, as Giuliani suggests she's tied to campaign
- Coburn's 'Waste Book' details $19 billion in eye-opening government expenses
- Four Teens Go Missing in Xbox Romance
- Virginia Beach man accused of pointing gun at school bus after dispute over Confederate flag
- Sexual comedy show airs on toddler network
- Alpha Centauri (the Sun's closest neighbor) has a planet!!
- Teacher bullied student with nut allergy by refusing to stop burning scented candle that caused reactions
- Student, 17, 'stabs his girlfriend of three years in the neck then turns knife on himself' in parking lot of Florida school
- Boy tied to tree and burned alive on his eighth birthday names his 'attacker' 13 years later in chilling death-bed video
- The internet vigilantes: Anonymous hackers' group outs man, 32, 'who drove girl, 15, to suicide by spreading topless photos of her'
- Outrage as white students in blackface re-enact Chris Brown beating up Rihanna during school pep rally
- Police: Siblings Robert and Amanda Larrivee, arrested for allegedly trying to steal bathroom TV, claimed they were having sex
- Restaurant owner shoots at customer over bill
- Teen mom asks sister to give her baby rat poison
- Woman Locked Out Of Car Called 911, Claimed Infant Was Trapped Inside To Get Quicker Response
- Denver pot shop owner pleads guilty to illegal $400,000 sale
- Obama Calls for Renewal of Assault Weapons Ban
- Woman complains about deer crossing signs
- For America’s Losers: a Guide to Owning a BlackBerry in 2012
- U.S.-funded battery maker files for bankruptcy
- French president pushing homework ban as part of ed reforms
- Police use Taser on blind man after stick mistaken for sword
- Couple caught having sex on restaurant patio: Police
- Woman tells deputy she thought what they were doing was illegal
- Burma signs deal to dig up buried World War II planes
- Students suspended after seeing topless pic of teacher on school-issued iPad
- Want To Move To A Small Town? A Manitoba Community Is Offering Lots For The Low, Low Price Of $10
- Deputies: Children/elderly grandma found in filthy home
- Family says missing Utah man found in Idaho sewage pond
- Would-Be Terrorist Tried to Bomb New York Federal Reserve Bank: Feds
- Mom dresses like 12 year old daughter to bring down alleged online predator
- Dad cleared in vibrator case
- Police: Mother kills 2 children, then gets on a bus
- Naked 53-year-old man says friends set him up, police say
- Parti Québécois would apply French-language laws to daycares
- Appeals court rules against Defense of Marriage Act
- Violent crime jumps 18 percent in 2011, first rise in nearly 20 years
- Air Canada flight finds stranded Australian yacht
- Scottish mum films UFO hovering in the sky above her home
- Soldier tackles Westboro Baptist Church member as crowd cheers
- Mother of student 'raped' by 'Horndog High' teacher sues for $10m - because her son had his 'childhood robbed from him'
- CNN defends 'superb' debate moderator Candy Crowley over her 'point of fact' on Benghazi . . . and claims she only gave Obama more time because he speaks slowly
- Man's identity theft attempt falls flat at Des Moines bank
- Beaverton police take hamster into 'protective custody' after owner is accused of DUII
- The mum who can't go to the loo on her own because of a phobia of toilets
- Father charged with stabbing son over last beer
- Diaper odor gets mom, baby kicked off Seattle bus
- Cremation reveals WWII veteran had 6oz of shrapnel in leg
- Dust storm shuts down interstate in northern Oklahoma
- President Obama’s Taxpayer-Backed Green Energy Failures
- Big Tex burns: 'Got a rather tall cowboy with all his clothes burned off'
- Timberwolves fan/tallest man in U.S. gets life-changing $25K custom Reeboks
- Another week, another mind-boggling meme from our Commander-in-Chief.
- MSNBC's Matthews claims it's unconstitutional for Romney to challenge Obama
- Parents jailed after toddler found wandering in Madison County intersection — again