- United States is an Orwellian State
- Teacher: "I had sex with him so he'd stop asking"
- Lawyer: $100M sought in Newtown school shooting
- Burglar messes with the wrong Marine
- Lionel Hutz to Close Law Office in Michigan
- AP IMPACT: Al-Qaida carves out own country in Mali
- Diane Feinstein wants all guns illegal, not just "Assault Rifles"
- Rescue helicopter crashes off Rio's Copacabana beach
- US House passes fiscal cliff deal, tamps down GOP revolt
- Arrested woman says mom hit her with Frisbee
- Don’t Report a Home Invasion if You’re Growing 110 Weed Plants in Your Spare Bedroom
- Dad leaves baby at liquor store, comes back drunk to pick child up: police
- The Journal News is Armed and Dangerous
- Man allegedly uses sledgehammer to attack roommate
- Standoff ends with naked sword-wielding man
- Ruling over bumper-car injury supports amusement park
- Washington couple charged after exposing baby to meth
- 'Exotic dancer' leads police on chase with stolen taxi
- Petition Requests Medal Of Freedom For Webster Firefighters
- Student Suspended For 'Gun' Gesture
- Hollywood A-listers called hypocrites on issue of gun violence in ‘Demand a Plan’ response video
- Stripper falls 15ft during lap dance
- Chris Christie Calls 'Disgusting' Boehner's Decision to Yank Sandy Funds
- Al Jazeera buys Current TV from Al Gore
- Iceland teen known legally as 'girl' fights for right to name
- Blonde Beauty Jodi Arias Faces Death Penalty In Most Anticipated Trial Since Casey Anthony
- Police: Man punched boy for name-calling
- Sister, 19, accidentally shoots brother in the head while posing with gun for Facebook picture
- 'Cannibal Cop' who plotted to kidnap, cook and eat women' demands names of 20 other 'diners'
- UK prime minister rebuffs Argentina over Falklands
- Bank Of Canada won’t discuss melting plastic bills, says national security behind silence
- As 2013 Begins, Get Ready For An ObamaCare Tax Onslaught
- Church members say face of Jesus appears on their door
- Englishman Wakes Up From Stroke, Can Speak Only Welsh
- Saudi religious leader calls for gang rape of Syrian women
- John Boehner Told Harry Reid 'Go F--- Yourself' Outside the Oval Office
- 100 Billion Alien Planets Fill Our Milky Way Galaxy: Study
- Scientologists' Alleged 'Alien Space Cathedral' Found
- Alfie Fripp, oldest British PoW, dies aged 98
- Joke? Why did the Biofuel train cross the border 24 times without unloading once on either side?
- Cops: Woman Angrily Posts Sex Tape, Faces Child Porn Charges
- Milan's Boateng in amazing stand against racism after walking off in protest at abuse
- Assam women beat 'sex-attack politician' Bikram Singh Brahma
- Police: Calif. teens drug parents to use Internet
- Concord, Massachusetts bans sale of small water bottles
- Idaho Inmates Sue Beer, Wine Companies for $1B
- FBI: More People Killed with Hammers, Clubs Each Year than Rifles
- Mother lied about knowing sperm donor, agency says in demanding donor pay
- Mother of the Year Candidate: Mother arrested for allegedly raising children in deplorable conditions
- Venezuela's Chavez fighting severe lung infection
- Police: Seattle robber caught with cash in shoes, manhood in hand
- Bed bugs invade Mesa apartments
- 'Stripper' arrested after performance art leads to ruckus on roadway
- Paedophile caretaker found living in primary school cupboard with 4,000 child porn pictures on laptop
- "Worst case I've ever heard": Judge blasts sadistic paedophile who used young girls as "playthings"
- Nova Scotia man who poked holes in girlfriend's condoms loses court appeal
- High school musical with Elvis songs cancelled for being sexually suggestive
- Delaware taxpayers increasingly on the hook as Fisker auto plant idles
- Cops banned from Denny’s for guns
- Video captures man brutalizing, having sex with horse
- Subway worker tells customer to 'fight me like a man,' during confrontation over ketchup
- Spain Plunders 90% Of Social Security Fund To Buy Its Own Debt
- Can Trillion Dollar Coins Save the Economy?
- No - Americans, Paradoxically, Do Trust The Big Banks
- Man becomes first ever to eat world's hottest curry
- Japan bluefin tuna fetches record $1.7m
- Cat 'arrested' for break-in at Brazilian prison
- Four die in shooting in Aurora, Colorado
- Canadian logic... you want to nail my daughter? then build me a igloo, bitch!
- Victim of hate crime shot with pellet gun shows incredible restraint and doesn't shoot assailant with his concealed .45
- President for life?
- The 10 Craziest Things Employees Tried to Expense Last Year
- Ex-Madam plans to open new brothel ... just for disabled customers
- If you’re not David Gregory … D.C. prosecutes ordinary Americans for ‘high-capacity’ magazines
- Australian heist goes wrong as robbers tunnel into KFC not jewellers
- Nearly 400 sign up to shoot pythons in Glades
- Warrant says female teacher and student admitted intimate relationship
- NYC erases the 'unsatisfactory' ratings of lousy teachers – if they agree to quit
- How college students think they are more special than EVER: Study reveals rocketing sense of entitlement on U.S. campuses
- Honduran ambassador to Columbia resigns after alleged embassy orgy
- One-armed man arrested in Belarus for clapping
- Drunk Alberta woman strips on ice during hockey game: RCMP
- See Ya, Bikinis! One-piece Swimsuits Poised for a Takeover
- Interplanetary tweets connect space heroes — real and fictional
- Sara Ege: Life jail for son's murder over Koran studies
- Police Foil Teen's Bomb Plot on School
- Man charged again in quest for urine
- Fixing the Problem Isnt Difficult
- Warren's Wiki problem "ethnically cleansed"
- On Entitlement Maths
- Suspected US Drone Found Floating in Philippines
- McDonald's expands test flight for chicken wings
- Native band with Chief on strike, failed to keep basic records of >$100 Million in Federal Funding
- Anheuser-Busch to unveil new beer at Super Bowl
- Woman finds $20k engagement ring and 'forgets to return it until $3k reward is posted' but is then arrested for theft (and is now suing the ring's owner for reward money)
- Wife tells officers that she, husband stopped having sex, police say
- 'She's as guilty as her rapists': Guru Asaram Bapu sparks outrage by blaming girl for the gang rape that killed her
- Kids told to keep clothes on as police keep watch for paedophiles at Maslin Beach Nude Olympics
- Crack cocaine buyer calls Cleveland Heights police after change of mind
- Sexual predator landlord forced girl, 15, to 'pay' her rent with sexual favours
- Poachers kill 11 elephants in worst Kenyan attack
- Gun Appreciation Day: January 19, 2013
- Casey Anthony appeals four convictions for lying
- Proposed Colorado bill would let parents buy alcohol for adult kids
- It's So Hot in Australia That They Added New Colors to the Weather Map
- Drunken driver who killed girl goes back to prison for more DUIs
- GOP may use debt ceiling to force Harry Reid to pass budget
- Khamenei tells Iranians: criticizing election will help enemies
- FAU prof stirs controversy by disputing Newtown massacre
- Planned Parenthood reports record number of abortions
- White House ramps up talks on gun control measures
- Argentina President Rents Plane For International Trip To Avoid More Elliott Confiscations
- Texas lawmaker's bill would license strippers
- Good Samaritan's car destroyed after pair given shelter
- From MILF commander to porn historian - meet the men and women with the world's weirdest job titles
- Trail of Cheetos leads to man's arrest
- Imperial measurements 'to make comeback' in schools
- Teacher accused of giving student topless pictures of herself gets 5 years probation
- Man who handcuffed himself to Taco Bell co-worker receives 10-year sentence
- Woman sent to prison for robbing St. Louis White Castle with toy gun
- NASA Eyes Wild Plan to Drag Asteroid Near the Moon
- Massive Star Explosion Captured in Stunning Photo
- A list of business and actors that will not get one red cent from me ever
- Target Wants To End ‘Show-Rooming’ By Matching Prices Year Round
- Nixon at 100: Why GOP should be misty eyed
- Biden to meet with gun-safety, victims groups
- AIG Is Thinking About Suing the Government for Bailing It Out
- Roger Clemens, Barry Bonds Baseball Hall of Fame Vote Results to be Released Today
- CDC: 1 in 5 US high school girls binge drink
- Ride down ski slope in giant inflatable ball turns deadly in Russia
- T-shirt claims tacos can 'catch' illegal immigrants
- House Democrats say Obama can raise debt ceiling
- US Missiles Kill 5 Suspected Militants in Pakistan
- Perennial sale signs dupe customers
- Police: Fla. clerk's gun beats thief's cattle prod
- Police say YouTube videos led them to alleged pot grower
- Four Smurfs arrested over attack on man who refused to light one of their cigarettes
- Lawsuit: Girl Forced To Urinate In Cup On School Bus
- Boy writes letter to LEGO after losing minifigure, gets awesome response
- Texas school can force teenagers to wear locator chip: judge
- Dog shaved to look like lion prompts 911 call
- Trump releases birth certificate to Bill Maher, demands $5M
- Killer whales trapped in Quebec sea ice
- Iowa lawmaker calls for retroactive gun ban, confiscation of semi-automatic weapons
- Why is gingerism so common in Britain?
- Jack Lew’s Terrible Signature May Grace Dollar Bills Now
- Police say hamster birth, bad pizza or sasquatch sighting not worth calling 911
- Why 2012 was the best year ever
- Russians View on 2nd Amendment
- We are raising a generation of deluded narcissists
- Snake clings to Qantas plane's wing during flight
- Q) What do Marshall Watson and ACORN have in common?
- Wyoming Lawmakers Propose "Gun Protection" Legislation
- Ex-wife hog-ties Florida man, drags him behind truck: police
- PANIC: One Million AR-15 Magazines On Backorder
- NRA Blasts Biden After Meeting on Guns
- Grandma With Gun Halts Store Robbery
- Too hot to refuel as town bakes
- That 'is how I like it and I think I look better that way'
- B.C. gambling addicts get go ahead to sue lottery after being denied winnings
- Nearly 99 out of 100 sexual offences in Britain go unpunished, official figures reveal
- Male Jurors More Likely To Find Fat Women Guilty, According to Depressing Study
- Dad arrested after testing school's safety response in 'rogue manner'
- Police: Dad arrested after confronting elementary students with baseball bat
- Unhinged Tactical Response CEO threatens to ‘start killing people’ over Obama’s gun control
- California testing limits of gun-control rules in wake of Newtown shooting
- Death Toll Climbs Past 80 in Siege in the Sahara
- Woman accused of smothering boyfriend with chest
- 300-million-year-old UFO tooth-wheel found in Russian city of Vladivostok
- Deputy: Man cuts down pole, shocked
- Restaurant Introduces Bacon Taco Shell
- Cops Nab 5-Year-Old for Wearing Wrong Color Shoes to School
- You’re a soft touch - UK immigrant on £14k benefits refuses full-time job
- Mikel Ruffinelli: 'My hubby loves my sexy 8ft hips - I'll never diet'
- Palm Springs teacher accused of improper contact with student freed on bail
- Unhappy With Your Gross Vagina? Why Not Try ‘The Barbie’?
- Damn Norfolk, You Nasty: A Couple Used Craigslist To Fulfill Their Pat Robertson Sex Fantasy
- Records detail librarian's quest for sex with teen
- Bizarre Tongue-Eating Parasite Discovered Off the Jersey Coast
- American Single-Malt Whiskeys Serve Notice
- Original Batmobile from TV series auctioned for $4.2M
- Vancouver Student Posts Powerful 'Judgments' Photo Of Skirt Lengths
- Pen colour makes students anxious
- Fire crew called to save tipsy mum after she gets wedged in seat
- Teacher charged with having sex with student marries him, preventing his testimony
- Parent returns to trashed house -- blames social media
- Mother of the Year Candidate: Mother, boyfriend arrested for child endangerment at Applebee's
- Teacher with phobia of young kids sues school district
- Golfer Phil Mickelson plans "drastic changes" over taxes
- Asteroid-Mining Project Aims for Deep-Space Colonies
- NY Screws Up New Gun Law
- Pakistan bans 'Call of Duty,' 'Medal of Honor' for showing country as terrorist haven
- Indonesia sentences British grandmother to death for smuggling drugs into resort island
- Sweden Mulls Carbon Tax on Meat to Reduce Emissions
- Texas Motor Speedway to unveil bacon cotton candy
- U.S. debt limit vote set for Wednesday; Obama likely to sign
- Security Guard Shoots Penis Off, Charged With Crime
- Let elderly people 'hurry up and die', says Japanese minister
- India warns of nuclear threat to Kashmir
- Woman has breast removed in operation returned so she can give it a 'dignified burial'
- ‘Inigo Montoya’ shirt upsets travelers, leads to awkward flight
- Mother: School Suggested 13-Year-Old Daughter Get Breast Reduction Surgery To Fight Bullying
- Nurse arrested after allegedly having sex with corpse
- Police being investigated after alleged race to Tim Hortons filmed
- Woman conned by 'spiritual healer' out of 'blessed' jewellery
- Four taken to hospitals after shooting at Texas college
- In Case You Missed It: Domino’s Japan Sells Mayo-Layered Pizza
- Naked Man Jumps Off Roof Onto Homeowner, Knocks Television Over, Empties Vacuum Cleaner, Masturbates
- Cameron promises referendum on Britain's place in Europe
- 800 European Children Develop Narcolepsy After Receiving H1N1 Vaccine
- North Korea to target U.S. with nuclear, rocket tests
- Man Who Voiced Charlie Brown Arrested After Threatening Plastic Surgeon
- Pentagon to Allow Women in Combat
- California school district gets high-powered rifles
- Don't count 'doomsday asteroid' out yet
- Police Respond to Huffing Disturbance
- Drunk man gets a frozen stiffy after sex with a snow man
- Walmart apologizes after breast cancer survivor humiliated
- Spain's unemployment jumps to record 26.02 percent
- Wizards Of The Coast Rereleases Every Version of Dungeons & Dragons
- Taliban says Prince Harry has ‘mental problems’ after he compares war with PlayStation
- 10 Gross Things Flight Attendants Have Seen On Airplanes
- The offal truth about American haggis
- 'We just wanted to find a bargain': Elderly couple looking for jumble sale end up at 'illegal rave'
- Tempted to vent about work online? You could get fired
- The final af-frontier: Lego accused of racism over Jabba the Hut Star Wars model
- Assault weapons ban announced in Congress; faces uphill battle
- Piers Morgan Falls Ill Days After Public Flu Shot with Dr. Oz
- Manti Te'o was talking to man
- Unlocking Cellphones Becomes Illegal Saturday
- Woman sues Match.com for nearly $10 million after attack
- After threats against U.S., North Korea turns ire to South
- Jindal: GOP Must Stop Being 'Stupid Party'
- Indiana girl, 16, allegedly drives 60 miles in pickup truck to beat up another girl over Facebook insults
- Knives Came Out After Threesome Failed To Occur
- McDonald's Customer Says Spicy McChicken Is Too Spicy, Calls Cops
- Star Trek's 'tractor' beam created in miniature by researchers
- Court: Obama appointments are unconstitutional
- Getaway donkey ruins robbery
- Woman fails test then tries to run over instructor
- Too mean? Dallas Stars poke fun at Notre Dame's Manti Te'o
- Teacher’s aide Arrested For Videotaped Sex With 3 Students In Gym
- Senators reach deal on immigration changes
- North Korean parents 'eating their own children' after being driven mad by hunger in famine-hit pariah state
- Bus driver: Repeat violations don't warrant firing
- 71-year-old woman accused of prostitution
- The sexual healers next door
- Female teacher who 'tried to flee to Mexico with 15-year-old lover' ordered to hand in her passport
- Sounds of silence is a hit as recording of empty 12th century village church sells out
- Chicago, with the nation's strictest gun laws, would like to point out that 1 of the 7 homicides Saturday night was a stabbing, no gun was used in that killing.