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- NKorea vows to cancel Korean War cease-fire
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- Email tells feds to make sequester as painful as Obama promised
- Eric Holder: Drone strikes against Americans on U.S. soil are legal
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- TSA to allow small knives, bats, clubs on planes
- "Nightmare bacteria," shrugging off antibiotics, on rise in U.S.
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- Newspaper headline accidentally appears to promote ‘rapefruit’
- So that's where the brown color comes from
- PETA Calls Assassin's Creed 4 Whaling A Disgrace
- Nine Percent of Yale Students Surveyed Say They’ve Accepted Money for Sex
- Woman in Stolen Car: I Thought They Would Just Send Me a Bill
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- Oregon man attacks gay couple with a wrench 'because they dyed their poodle pink'
- Zimbabwe: Lion Mauls Woman to Death as She has Sex with Lover
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- Florida bill would require anger management courses for bullet buyers
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- Volunteer killed by lion at California animal park
- Arkansas lawmakers back nation's most restrictive abortion bill
- Police looking for 'Thong Bandit' - suspect exposes himself near Sloan's Lake
- South Carolina Woman, 52, Arrested For Attempted Door-To-Door Sale Of Porn Tapes. VHS Porn Tapes.
- Cops: Perp Had Loaded Revolver In Her Vagina
- TSA signs $50 million uniform deal, as billions in federal cuts ripple across America
- Mother of the Year Candidate: Florida woman accused of asking kids, ages 7 and 9, to murder her in-laws
- Female Student Says She Had Vibrator Sex with Her Dance Instructor Too Many Times to Count, Cops Say
- Suspect caught in Westbank school threats
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- Naked man declares he loves cocaine and needs more
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- Frozen Android phones give up data secrets
- FBI 'secretly spying' on Google users, company reveals
- Moon mining race under way
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- Bin Laden's son-in-law captured, charged in US with conspiring to kill Americans
- Jail Guard Busted In Cookie For Nookie Scheme
- Soviet soldier missing since 1980 found in Afghanistan
- Animal ban for student who fried flatmate's hamster
- Sex toy to unite partners across cyberspace
- Students at Texas High School Plan ‘No Makeup’ Day
- Small Ohio town of 2200 people gets traffic cams and 6600 tickets...in the first month
- Police: Teacher forces student to perform lap dances in class
- DUI suspect tells cop: 'I am going to have someone from Colombia come here and kill you'
- Flag Flap in Houston - CITGO lowers United States, Texas and Venezuelan flags
- Not even Hawaii spared winter's wrath
- Pelosi: ‘Tax Cuts Are Spending’
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- European Porn Ban: EU Proposal Seeks To Regulate Internet, Ban 'All Pornography In The Media'
- New technology could stoke clean coal-powered cars
- North Korea Claims Nuclear Missiles 'On Standby'
- MSNBC’s Chris Matthews calls Obama the ‘perfect American’ — again
- Physicists say they have found a Higgs boson
- Asst. Principal Accused of Having Sex With Student at Prom
- Passengers: Power outages, overflowing toilets on another Carnival cruise ship
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- Nearly nude woman charged after incident
- Game over: Twins who are Amsterdam's oldest prostitutes retire after 50 years selling sex
- Couple 'planted razor blades in donuts and SWALLOWED THEM THEMSELVES to get a payout from grocery store'
- Boy, 11, and his mother are arrested after he 'raped his 6-year-old sister' and the mother failed to report the alleged assault
- Three lice-covered children removed from feces-strewn trailer home after mother told cops she buried her dead baby in the yard
- Suit: Young Child Found, Ate Used Condom At McDonald’s Play Area
- California Seizes Guns as Owners Lose Right to Keep Arms
- What a nut: Nude man crashes wedding
- Drunk man falls asleep face first in french fries, say police
- President Obama: There Is No Debt Crisis
- Cincinnati-area nun charged with voter fraud, quits teaching post, after casting absentee ballot belonging to fellow nun who had died
- High School science teacher discouraged student from using condoms during sex trysts, leading to her pregnancy: report
- Senate Democrats release first budget in four years, includes $1 trillion in tax increases
- Iran to add lawsuit over 'Argo' to cinematic response
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- Exclusive: U.S. plans to let spy agencies scour Americans' finances
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- Man Allegedly Flashes 'Bounty Hunter' Badge, Gives Cops Citations
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- Colorado HS student stabbed in chest with scissors
- Prosecutors: Indiana pastor told girl Jesus sanctioned sexual relationship
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- Is this you? Man caught in the act watching porn in Queensland office
- Pentagon to beef up missile defense in response to North Korean threat, sources say
- Barack Obama Wouldn’t Touch Food at GOP Luncheon
- L.A. Weatherman PRANKED on Live TV 'Happy Bday Hugh Janus'
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- Big Sugar Is Set for a Sweet Bailout
- South Africa cardinal says pedophilia not a crime
- Palin calls Obama a liar in speech to conservative activists
- Canadian prisoners captured after daring helicopter escape
- CNN Upset Over the 'Ruined Lives' of Steubenville Rapists, Barely Mentions Victim
- Earth Hour Is a Colossal Waste of Time—And Energy
- 'I was born without a penis but I'm getting one made from my ARM': Security guard, 39, is among first in the world to undergo pioneering operation
- Bat-Eating Spiders Are Everywhere, Study Finds
- Colorado sheriff says new state gun laws won't be enforced
- Teen who shot himself claims it was Ninjas that did it
- ‘Dear John’: Toilet message brings charges
- Student Suspended Over ‘Hot For Teacher’ Essay Sues Oakland University
- 9-year-old charged in McDonald's armed robbery also arrested in carjacking
- Sex, drugs and Facebook at center of former school employee’s affair with teenage boy
- Scary false alarm puts Primrose School of Barker Cypress in lockdown
- Boca Quay's HOA bans skateboards, scooters, kids outraged over lack of places to play
- Cyprus Targets Its Savers in Bailout Agreement
- China: U.S. risks antagonizing North Korea
- Congress asked to require logs of Americans' text messages
- Senate Dems' budget accused of double-counting spending cuts
- Man Allegedly Vomits 14 Bags Of Heroin
- MSNBC Almost Entirely Dominated By Opinion: Pew Study
- Lawsuit Accuses Restauranteur Of Shocking Racism, Branding Employees ‘Whores’ And ‘Dirty Mexicans’
- Music Teacher Claiming To Be Healer Accused Of Infecting 16 With HIV
- Emperor Bloomberg Wants Retailers To Keep Tobacco Products Out Of Sight
- American bankruptcy trustee questions $20M severance for CEO
- Boob op woman’s horror as body pushes out implant
- 17,616 Men Went to the ER for Zipper-Related Penis Injuries Between 2002 and 2010
- Elizabeth Warren Wonders: Why Aren’t Employers Paying $22-an-Hour Minimum Wage Rates?
- World’s Most Unfriendly Countries for Tourists
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- Joss Stone 'unaware of murder plot until arrests'
- Senate Democrats Drop Assault Weapons Ban from Gun Bill
- Ohio School Shooter TJ Lane Laughs, Gives Finger at His Sentencing
- Revealed: Pentagon's link to Iraqi torture centres
- N. Korea: B-52 flights a 'provocation'
- North Korean video shows imagined attack on Washington
- Family’s Home Raided over Facebook Photo of Child’s Rifle
- Man hospitalized after falling into Georgia toilet pit
- Company Offers Two Year Trip Around World for $1.2 Million
- Missouri Man Loses Legs in Tire Shredder Horror
- Death Wish coffee: World’s strongest coffee has ’200 per cent’ more caffeine than normal cuppa
- Three 'psychics' admit fraud; alleged ringleader still going to trial
- Brazilian waxes may increase risk of viral infection
- Lululemon Pulls See-Through Yoga Pants from Stores
- One for Rainbow-- PINK
- Connecticut high school football players charged with sexually assaulting 13-year-old girl
- Massachusetts principal calls off Honors Night because it could be 'devastating' to students who missed mark
- DHS questioned over decision to let Saudi passengers skip normal passport controls
- Rockets hit Israel as Obama meets Palestinians
- Yellowknife man finds knife blade in his back three years after stabbing
- Popular Model Claims Hormonal Chickens Are Turning Children Gay
- PETA killed more than 1,600 cats and dogs at its Virginia headquarters last year - almost 90% of the animals handed over to the charity's American shelter
- Massive Earth-destroying asteroids rare, easy to spot — but if a small one ever heads for Times Square 'pray,' says NASA
- Strip club brawl ends in leg amputations for two men
- Mother drowns son, nine, in the bath because she thought 'his small penis would ruin his life'
- Police: Attack "victim" was trying to impress date
- Tulsa woman says she accidentally pushed husband out of 17th-floor window, blames thin glass
- Prom Dress Code Highlights Harassment of Gay Students at San Bernardino County High School: ACLU
- Maryland school district outlaws hugging, homemade food, pushing kids on swings
- Former Tennessee Titans Cheerleader Accused Of Sexually Assaulting 12 Yr Old.
- ObamaCare weighs in: CVS tells employees to reveal personal health info -- or pay up
- Aurora killer converts to islam - gotta go out of the country for media story!
- New York offers $500 reward for reporting illegal gun owners
- 3 dead, including suspect, in Marine base shooting
- Universe is older than previously thought, new study shows
- Congress to force US Postal Service to keep Saturday delivery
- Parents Force Girl to Hold Sign as Punishment for Being Disrespectful. Tough Love or Too Much?
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- Snake possibly burns down home
- Newfoundland man killed roommate in Edmonton over kitchen mess
- Sex toy gives singers an extra octave
- Woman finds dead kitten in sausage, builds a shrine to it
- Feds: Couple planned babysitting business as cover to abuse children for child porn
- Escort charged with attempted murder for penis-biting
- Gun-free zone app
- Police: Ga. infant killed while pushed in stroller
- Voyager 1 space probe reaches outer fringe of solar system
- Power plus: Shelby rolls out 1,200-hp Mustang
- Health Insurers Warn on Premium Increases
- Man seriously hurt as crash leaves car embedded in home
- Best Korea releases video of 'defeating' US troops
- Tea Party boycotts Fox News -- again -- for being too liberal; boycott protests Benghazi coverage
- Supreme Court gay marriage cases could set stage for dramatic societal changes
- 9-year-old girl hikes through rough terrain to get help for dad after crash
- Vial of virus that can cause hemorrhagic fever missing from Texas lab
- Airport Sign Falls, Kills 10-Year-Old Boy
- Reincarnated Kids Needed For Reality Show
- Horror in Mexico as seven men are executed and dumped on chairs in city centre with chilling signs pinned to their chests with ice picks
- In the market for a fixer-upper? Concrete bomb shelter fixer-upper featuring air-intake tunnels and decontamination showers goes on sale for $500,000
- Son, then mom charged with drunk driving
- Shopping mum leaves baby in car with note
- Report: Man grabs woman's buttocks, says, 'Move that *** girl!'
- The Internet finally reaches its apex as man marrying My Little Pony character writes angry email to erotic pony artist
- Report: Memory of dog evokes attack with shoe
- Museum’s ‘whale bone porn’ leaves Vancouver mother ‘extremely disturbed’; demands its removal
- The Period Store Will Deliver All Of Your Menstrual Needs To Your Door
- French mother on trial for son Jihad’s T-shirt
- West Virginia Paper Prints Anonymous Rant Claiming Gays, Minorities Be Put To Death
- Costa Rica launches FIFA appeal after U.S.'s snow success
- School ban on 'dangerous' triangle oat snacks
- "Cyprus a Template For EU"
- Alameda County rewards boss: $400k…for life
- Irish Town Legalizes Drinking and Driving
- Britain's PM Cameron unveils sweeping immigration crackdown
- Gov't. spent nearly $3.7M in 2012 on ex-presidents
- Italy court: Amanda Knox to be retried for Meredith Kercher murder