- Elderly man attacks Wal-Mart customer in express lane dispute: report
- Meet the Man with No Ass Crack [NSFW]
- Report: Government spent millions on penis pumps, paid double retail price
- Man treated for seven WEEK erection after injuring himself on mountain bike
- Snowden Documents Proving “US-Alien-Hitler” Link Stun Russia
- Daredevil lover snaps PENIS after falling while having sex in tree
- Central African Republic cannibal tells BBC: I ate man in revenge attack
- Ancient alien burial mound found on Google Mars?
- Suspect in custody after shooting at New Mexico middle school, police say
- US court strikes down 'Net Neutrality' rule
- Armed Bystander Stops Mass Shooting
- Lost Danish tourist 'gang-raped' in Delhi
- NSA reportedly using radio waves to snoop on offline computers worldwide
- Judge reaffirms 'Constitution-free zones' near border, teeing up high court fight
- ‘I feel my whole body burning,’ says Oklahoma death row inmate during execution
- Iranian cleric: ‘Having a nuclear bomb is necessary to put down Israel’
- All wrong -- in California, girls can use urinals in the boys' restroom
- Man Arrested for Trying to Buy 10-Year-Old Girl He Can ‘Train to Please’ Him
- Police: Pet parrot squealed on drunken driving suspect
- Forced to sell her father's watch for groceries: Broke mother shoots dead her two teenage children and herself in foreclosed home amid bitter divorce with luxury realtor husband
- My breasts could kill me: Porn star who had illegal 'string' implants 15 years ago to boost her career says her life has been ruined by super-sized chest
- Jackson: Gun owner unarmed, unwelcome in Maryland
- Officials: Dad threw toddler over hotel balcony
- Police: Mom shows up drunk for court date, baby in tow
- Man calls 911 because he 'needed a woman'
- Meet Blackphone, A Highly Secure Device Perfect For Paranoid Sext Fiends
- Fan of 'black metal' band stabs their lead singer to death for 'not being Satanic enough'
- Stop adding 'gate' to every flap
- Japan scientists test tether to clear up space junk
- Archaeologists in Egypt discover tomb of previously unknown pharaoh from 1650 B.C.
- TSA Pat-Down At DIA Leads To Sex Assault Investigation
- 'Cheer Perfection' Mom Andrea Clevenger -- Arrested for Allegedly Raping Minor
- Pantsless Male Motorist In "Female Underwear" Arrested On Way To Lowe's Store
- Colorado won't ban public assistance at pot shops
- Mother, 32, killed her daughters, 13 and seven, in tragic murder-suicide just one day after her ex-boyfriend moved out
- School faces human rights complaint over student’s egg, dairy allergy
- 3 more die from flu in El Paso, including young movie theater worker with no known medical conditions
- Woman, 35, admits raping her friend's 12-year-old boy multiple times
- Mississippi Proposed Bill Publishes Name and Social Security Number of Gun Owners
- Shocking pictures show builder with metal rod impaled through his MOUTH - and he survived
- Shopper had sex on car bonnet in broad daylight with stranger she met in newsagent
- North Korea warns South, US over 'provocative' military drills
- Little League baseball coach sues former player over victory celebration injury
- '2 Broke Girls' gets FCC complaints for raunchy humor
- Texas man fights citation after warning drivers of nearby speed trap
- California woman loses $300G after falling for Nigerian scam artist on dating site
- 16-year-old student critically injured with hammer across from Southern California high school
- New movie will make NRA ‘wish they weren’t alive,’ says Obama backer Weinstein
- Exclusive: Obama to announce overhaul to controversial NSA program
- Lonely Guy Sought In Theft Of $300 Jenna Jameson Sex Doll
- Ohio killer's botched execution with new drug combo
- American Apparel mannequins now have pubic hair
- If You Want To See Sunrise In China, You Have To Watch It On This Giant Outdoor Screen
- Meet the young mum-to-be who is addicted to eating SOILED NAPPIES
- Justice served with a side of mayo as police arrest man for series of condiment attacks
- Three-wheel $6,800 car gears for 2015 US launch
- Mikaeel Kular death: Mother charged and due in court after body find
- Militants Issue New Threat for Sochi Olympics
- Virgin Galactic spaceship makes third powered test flight
- Afghanistan president Karzai ramps up anti-American rhetoric, demands airstrikes end
- Parents upset by X-rated sex ed poster in middle school
- Residents Want Love Field Runway Shut Down At Night Because Of Noise
- Police: Maryland mom kills 2 of her children during attempted exorcism
- Chinese man manages to inflate four tyres using his NOSE in 21 minutes
- Mmmm? Shrimp Mayonnaise Doritos
- 3 charged in Virginia after girls tattooed
- Colorado Lawmakers Consider Changing Bar Closing Time To 7 AM
- Is a mini ice age on the way? Scientists warn the Sun has 'gone to sleep' and say it could cause temperatures to plunge
- Mom, 2 Toddlers Fatally Stabbed in NYC Apartment
- Why Should Taxpayers Subsidize Starvation Wages
- HP brings Windows 7 back 'due to popular demand' as buyers shun Windows 8
- Pubic Hair Grooming Injuries Have Quintupled
- ‘To Those Who Would Call Me a Thug or Worse …’ - By Richard Sherman
- ‘Parallel universe’: Woman spends 6 weeks trying to disenroll from ObamaCare
- U.S. warships will be on standby in region for Sochi Olympics
- Modell’s Took $500,000 Gamble To Have Patriots AFC Championship Gear In Stores
- China confirms hypersonic missile carrier test
- Professor Makes Up Fake Theft In Attempt To Hide Porn
- Ballot proposal would make pre-wedding marriage classes mandatory in Colorado
- Sex offender allowed to live across from elementary school
- A Somerville Tree Saga: Redefining Private Property
- Did Two Texas Women Get Mugged By a Cartoon?
- Snow plows in Florida?
- Man thinks mother is a genie and kills her
- Teen fired after wearing Broncos jersey to work
- Subcompact cars fare poorly in new crash tests
- Nissan supercar price accelerates to $103,365
- Teacher union's doesn't want $40 million grant from the Gates Foundation if they must be held accountable
- Glendale police: 16-year-old girl says man died during sex act
- Ohio man detained and interrogated for three HOURS by Homeland Security after wearing Google Glass to the movies
- Police: Man made up robbery story after tryst interruption
- Warren Buffett offers a billion dollars for perfect NCAA basketball bracket
- Police 'Like' Wanted Pa. Suspect's Facebook Post
- ASU fraternity suspended after 'offensive' MLK party
- Hackers use refrigerator in cyber attack
- OfficeMax puts ‘daughter killed in car crash’ on letter to dad
- Venezuela's president blames soap operas for crime
- Patient arrives for liver op with bottle of vodka
- Former Va. Gov. McDonnell and wife charged in gifts case
- Cyclist: Driver didn't see me stuck in windshield
- Sunday's Sound Bite Doesn't Tell Richard Sherman's Story.
- Round the world motorcyclist makes it half way, then has bike stolen in Langland, Swansea
- Driver allowed to keep his licence with 29 penalty points!!!
- Texas executes Mexican national despite diplomatic protests
- Porn production moves to Las Vegas after California condom law
- Girl, 14, accused in death of 11-year-old stabbed more than 30 times
- Mass. school class aide suspended over racy modeling photos
- Donations pour in for 'hero' boy, 8, who died after saving 6 relatives in New York blaze
- This Cop's Dash Cam Video is Going Viral Because of What Happens Next
- Alabama Prison Was House of Horrors for Female Inmates, Feds Say
- Police: Des Moines man threw mixture of eggnog, hot sauce, WD-40 in ex-girlfriend's face
- Coroner: Dismembered man found in bags identified; Woman in custody
- Bigfoot, sexy? Erotica author explains
- Teacher’s union defends teacher accused of keeping kindergartner in a closet
- Woman, 23, killed outside nightclub 'because she accidentally interrupted a photo'
- Prosecutors won’t charge Ohio trooper who masturbated with boy to teach him about sex
- Backyard swimming pools should be banned
- Woman escapes assault by plunging screwdriver into eye of blowtorch-wielding attacker
- Bus Sex Teen Busted After Queef Beef
- Advisory panel says NSA surveillance program should be ended
- Report: Canada now more business-friendly than U.S.
- China’s ‘bacon apartment’ will turn you off of bacon, maybe forever
- Japanese soldier from WWII, who hid in jungle for decades refusing to believe war was over, dies at 91
- Swiss mother allegedly kills son in Spanish hospital with knife she hid in his diapers
- US Mormons warn of 'alcohol culture'
- Kansas court says sperm donor must pay child support
- Don’t want to be hassled by creationist teacher? Give up Buddhism, Louisiana public school says
- Man beat his girlfriend, shoved girl's face in fire pit, police say
- Oreo Launches Two New Flavors, and They’re Both Delicious
- River flowed with whisky after bottling plant spilt 6000 litres
- Supertramp Predicted 9/11, Says Dumb Conspiracy Theory
- Bristol version of 'Hollywood' sign appears on outskirts of city
- Porn scandal at Bristol university: UWE says it will take legal action
- Police want to use your home security cameras for surveillance
- Kim Jong-un reportedly executes blood relatives of once-powerful uncle as purge continues
- Russian rubbish? India reportedly disappointed with stealth fighters from Moscow
- Gun flight: Smith & Wesson, Ruger quit California over stamping requirement
- Stephen Hawking: 'There are no black holes'
- Prove it: Bank blocking some customers from making large withdrawals without ‘evidence’ of spending need
- Man Jailed For Toilet Seat Attack On Disabled Kin
- Official: U.S. airstrike in Somalia targets suspected militant leader
- RYNO Motorcycles: changing the game one wheel at a time
- Government spends millions on ads for 'Economic Action Plan' that ended two years ago
- Ice Cream Can Get Bizarre in Japan
- Scotland's Most Polluted Roads 'Are Killing People'
- Cops flee from station as family dumps goblin
- ‘Breast deodorant’ is now on sale. How stupid do beauty companies think women are?
- Obama set to announce 'practical' agenda focusing on immigration, income equality
- Woman, 61, Tells Cops A Man Named Ted Stole Her "Obama Phone"
- Colorado High School Student Lights Himself On Fire In School
- Obama to sign executive order raising minimum wage for federal contractors
- Forget global warming, worry about the MAGNETOSPHERE: Earth's magnetic field is collapsing and it could affect the climate and wipe out power grids
- Popular school band member, 18, 'shot dead his own father and brother, 14, in murder plot devised with the help of four of his teenage classmates'
- I-96 shootings suspect says he got 'coded messages' telling him to act
- The wheel paradox that stumped Aristotle and Galileo
- Korea’s online shoppers bare all in their product reviews
- Jurassic Park's Velociraptor Cage For Sale on eBay
- EXCLUSIVE: Man dies in St. Barnabas Emergency Room waiting area
- 'Grass-eating' students back to school
- Montana man wearing 'weed' hat arrested for possession of 6 pounds of pot
- Karzai reportedly suspects US hand in recent Afghanistan attacks
- NASA puts out call for commercial lunar landers
- German cows cause methane blast in Rasdorf
- Now you can listen to outdated FM radio on your outdated BlackBerry
- North Dakota Cow Thief Is First American Arrested, Jailed With Drone’s Help
- Snakebite Victim Charged $89,000 for 18-hour hospital trip. Anti-Venom costs $750 online.
- Norway lawmakers nominate Snowden for Nobel
- Obama vows to act 'with or without Congress,' takes proposals on the road
- After Crashing Into Crown Fried Chicken, Man Strips, Pleasures Himself
- Masturbate in the McDonald's Parking Lot at Your Own Risk
- The truth about revenge sex: What research tells us about going on the rebound
- Family dog slain in burglary and hanged in closet
- Home invader attacks woman with private parts
- Police: Woman under arrest asks cops if she can do heroin
- The Queen's Down to Her Last Million Pounds in Her Rainy Day Fund
- UFO With Vapor Trail Sails Past NASA Rover on Mars
- Primary school angers parents by banning fruit juice
- Animal Sex Jury Erupts in Laughter After Hearing Man Was Rejected By Cow
- Ohio guards: Inmate was urged to fake suffocation
- Baby ejected from car hit by train after dad drove around arm bar
- The crazy custard-soaked burger
- Pending execution 'terrifies' inmate, lawyer says
- Italian man adopted black cats he later cooked and served to friends
- California prof's required reading paints Usama bin Laden as a freedom fighter
- 11-year-old Illinois girl's cupcake business shut down by county officials
- Hundreds of snakes found in California 'house of horrors'
- Iran reportedly sends two warships to Atlantic
- Detectives: McDonald’s Employee Sold Heroin In Happy Meals
- How to Make a Quick $3,000 - if You Don't Mind the Flu
- Teen girl convicted of distributing child porn after texting nude photos of boyfriend's ex
- Former New Tribes missionary gets 58 years for sexually abusing girls
- Bye bye, Brazilian: Backlash to the bare bikini line has begun
- Perverted Indiana mom admits selling baby for sex eight different times
- Volkswagen overtakes General Motors as world number two car maker
- Elementary school takes lunches away from students owing account balances
- California spends $1.37M on ObamaCare web stream featuring Richard Simmons
- Amanda Knox trial: Italian court flips again, restoring murder sentence
- 'Her entire childhood was stolen from her': Man pleads guilty to repeatedly raping girl from the age of 12 and holding her as a sex slave for 14 years
- Devout Christian mother-of-three, 31, becomes first woman in Britain to DIE from cannabis poisoning after smoking a joint in bed to help her sleep
- Armed police swoop on Yemeni wedding after father tries to marry his eight-year-old daughter to his nephew
- 'Unimaginable:' Italy mourns 3-year-old killed in suspected mafia hit
- Immigration: Australia To Deport Asylum Seekers For Spitting or Swearing
- University of Minnesota Students Want Crime Alerts To Avoid Using Racial Descriptions
- Don't treat young men like sex-crazed monsters
- Axe shower gel? Not for my pre-teen
- Man moves in, has sex with new roommate before killing him
- Woman stabbed Brother Rice teacher 13 times
- Student kills teacher, policeman in Moscow school
- Man arrested after allegedly threatening to kill George W. Bush
- Arizona woman accused of using feces in attempt to kill husband
- Couple die of carbon monoxide poisoning while having sex in car: police
- Caught on CCTV: Thief breaks into shopping mall and tries to have sex with mannequin
- Mormons declare war on masturbation in creepy new video
- Teen charged after mooning incident goes awry
- NYC's First 'Professional Cuddler' Will Spoon You For Money
- My problem with pink
- Italian teacher accidentally shows graphic porn video to classroom of 8-year-olds
- Porn star Heidi Van Horny wants to have sex live online with 23 men to mark 23rd birthday
- Slimy invader poses threat to South Florida plants, pets and people
- Mom takes daughter, 15, to New York to sell sex to Super Bowl crowd, cops say
- Florida caretaker used stun gun on three children as punishment called ‘the electric chair’: police
- Woman finds image of Jesus in her toe bruise
- Could New Arizona Legislation Nullify All Federal Gun Laws?
- Senator rebukes IRS over decision to reinstate 2013 employee bonuses
- Barack Obama -- the man who would be America's king
- You can’t celebrate America, school says
- 'Stupid prank' with beer leads to shooting, deputies say
- Pics show chupacabra in Texas, some believe
- Polish woman dedicates her life to sleeping with 100,000 men (and, funnily enough, her boyfriend says he is 'not thrilled' about it)
- iPhone 5C Starts Fire in Girl’s Pants
- Bill Nye's Debate Of Creationist Ken Ham Has Some Scientists Bothered
- Scientist Sues NASA, Alleges Failure To Investigate Alien Life On Mars
- California man points gun at Girl Scout at his door to sell cookies
- $50 a week? Allowances keep climbing
- Palisades Park family sues Bronx Zoo after child swallows souvenir penny
- Cops: Drunk man punched Scouts in pool
- Prosecutors: Man tries to steal car but gets trapped inside garage
- New C-27J Cargo Planes Stored In Arizona Boneyard
- World cancer report: Number of cases to rise 57% in imminent global ‘disaster’
- New Obamacare push features mom jeans, “MOM” tattoo
- Would you share your blender? The kitchen library concept bets you will
- Boys will be boys: Public school headmaster's 'generous view of pupils who skinned live cats and wrapped a younger pupil in duct tape before beating him with a belt'
- Suspicious pillows prompt lockdown of Miramar school
- Woman cites diarrhea in hit-and-run crash
- Chinese man 'kills two men he accused of having affair with his wife – then murders their wives, two sons and elderly father'
- Couple charged after toddler calls 911 15 times
- Iceland: Mystery Basalt Pillars 'Not Formed by Trolls Fighting'
- CVS stores to stop selling tobacco
- Why Did Someone Put a Giant Wooden Cock on a Kremlin Critic's Car?
- Walmart Flasher Flees After Female Victim Strikes Him In "Exposed Genitals"