Would you rather...

[The Monk]

I'll go down on the growl in preference.....


WYR sit on a face or have another sit on your face

[Foxdana]

Sittee!

Would you rather try to convert a lesbian, or to warm up an ice queen

[The Monk]

Both could be fun but I'll pick the lesbian because if she reverts I may be allowed to watch....:mrgreen:



WYR greet a man in sexy lingerie at the door or naked except for an apron in the kitchen when he walks in?

[Foxdana]

Naked except an apron!

Would you rather have a permenant boner or have to take viagra forever

[The Monk]

I'll take the viagra when needed....permanent boner would be uncomfortable and embarrassing.


Would you rather use my boner or your own dildo? :twisted:

[Foxdana]

Use your boner! My dildo needs a day off!

WYR get a suprise under a table in a restaurant or have fun in the back of the car at the drive in

[MrsM]

You can do more in a car

WYR have sex in a graveyard or a church

[The Monk]

Hmmm....:-k Church I suppose....


WYR have a tattoo or a clit piercing?

[Foxdana]

Been there, done both!

WYR have great figure or a beautiful face

[The Monk]

Been there, done both!

Photos or it didn't happen....:lol:





WYR have great figure or a beautiful face


The body - I can always put a bag on my head...:lol:


WYR pay for sex or be paid for it....

[MrsM]

Pay me!

WYR be a house husband/wife or the bread winner of the family

[Foxdana]

I've been both and prefer to be the bread winner

WYR have a sugar daddy/mommy or a toy boy/girl

[MrsM]

boy toy - he can do my bidding

WYR dictate sex or allow your partner to take control?

[Godfather]

Allow her to take control :D



WYR Have sex on a plane or in the rain

[The Monk]

In the rain sounds a bit miserable so I'll go with the plane...


WYR drink red or white wine?

[Foxdana]

I don't drink.

WYR be with an alcoholic or a chain smoker

[The Monk]

I love my wine, and malts & quality beers but if you're drunk you can't enjoy the quality......plus I gave up smoking nearly 3 1/2 years ago.....hard one.....I'll smoke I think because I still miss it.



WYR my answers be shorter or long....:lol:

[Foxdana]

Long, more detailed and interesting!

WYR open a bookshop or a pub

[Godfather]

A bookshop... pub would be fun but it's cutthroat and terrible hours


WYR open a cupcake shop or a videogame store

[Foxdana]

Video game store, brings in all the blokes!!

WYR work nights or 50 hour weeks

[DemonGeminiX]

50 hour weeks. Not sure what nights pay, but if I'm on an hourly wage, that would be 10 hours with time and a half.

WYR have a slice of pizza or a cheeseburger?

[MrsM]

Cheeseburger

WYR eat a popular resturant that is hard to get into or a little out of the way place that no one has heard of?

[RBP]

Little out of the way place.

WYR drink wine, beer, or booze?

[MrsM]

Wine - a nice red

WYR - eat an apple or an orange

[RBP]

Apple.

WYR rather have chicken fried or baked?

[DemonGeminiX]

I love me some fried chicken. Yum!

WYR have your potatoes baked or mashed?

[MrsM]

Mashed

WYR eat a steak or lobster?

[RBP]

Steak.

WYR be raped or have acid thrown in your face?

[DemonGeminiX]

Ok, ok, ok, raped... but she better be hot. :nono:


WYR be a submissive to a particularly hot yet wickedly brutal dominatrix (we're talking real pain here), or be forced to listen to an incredibly droll and boring traveling insurance salesman for 5 hours straight?

[MrsM]

the salesman - I don't do pain so well

WYR spend life in jail or die of lethal injection

[RBP]

Letha linjection

WYR cum by someone's hand or mouth?

[MrsM]

Mouth - more personal

WYR cum from someone that you cannot see - or someone that is average looking?

[RBP]

that's hard - Average Looking I guess

WYR be blindfolded or gagged?

[MrsM]

Blindfolded

Would you rather have sex with a hot person that has not bathed in a week or an average woman just out of the shower?

[RBP]

average woman just out of the shower - rank cooter is foul.

WYR play a dom role or a sub role?

[Godfather]

Dom I guess :lol:



WYR Hot face-bad body or hot body-bad face

[MrsM]

Hot body-bad face

WYR 2 partners at the same time or 3?

[Godfather]

Just two, more manageable :lol:


WYR A man with a huge penis or a man with two, well positioned medium sized penis' :lol:

[MrsM]

2 would be fun - sometimes huge is not as good as guys think it should be

WYR have a woman act like a sex slave and do as she is told - or contribute to the positions and events of a hot night?

[Godfather]

Contribute for sure, it's all about the give and take :thumbsup:


WYR someone fit or someone with good style

[MrsM]

Fit

WYR have a partner that you only click with in bed or someone that is the perfect mate except really bad in bed

[Godfather]

Perfect mate... you can't change a person, but sex is something you can always practice ;)


WYR an invisibility cloak or a flying car

[MrsM]

invisibility cloak

WYR go out for a date - or stay in and make dinner/watch movie

[Godfather]

Stay in!! :D



WYR the sky rained skittles or M&M's

[Cactus]

M&Ms
don't tell RBP, but I am not a fan of tasting the rainbow

WYR be a multi-time All Star but never win a championship like Karl Malone or a role player win multiply titles like Steve Kerr

[Noilly Pratt]

I had to look them up to see who they were! Basketball guys. OK. Probably Karl Malone because most true heros are unsung.

BTw....
WYR have a woman act like a sex slave and do as she is told - or contribute to the positions and events of a hot night?

Done both...1st gets creepy really quickly. 2nd can be absolutely mind blowing

WYR purchase a car all done up the way you want it, or take a basket case auto and redo it yourself?

[RBP]

M&Ms
don't tell RBP, but I am not a fan of tasting the rainbow


In Soviet Russia, rainbow taste you.

wait... what? 8-[

[RBP]

WYR purchase a car all done up the way you want it, or take a basket case auto and redo it yourself?


All done up.

WYR visit Antarctica or Afghanistan ?

[The Monk]

I would rather Afghanistan visit Antarctica and stay there ....but I suppose I'll pic the Antarctic....it would be stunning....


WYR be a Sailor, Soldier or Airman....?

[Foxdana]

Soldier! I've was one, once!


WYR Hunt for your own meat or not eat any

[The Monk]

I'll hunt - no way I'd turn vegie.....


WYR join a dating website or try singles bars... to find a partner...

[MrsM]

Website

WYR go to a beach to relax or an amusement park for the day

[RBP]

Beach!

WYR die having sex or surrounded by family?

[MrsM]

Family

WYR watch hockey, baseball, football, _____other?

[The Monk]

Football - Aussie Rules where the real men play....:lol:


WYR Live in a previous era or live in today....?

[Godfather]

Today.... the internet I couldn't do without now :lol:


WYR a pool or a hot-tub

[The Monk]

Pool - I miss mine.... when I down sized.



WYR be arrested for disorderly conduct or public nuisance.....

[Godfather]

Public nuisance I think :lol:


WYR spend the night in the drunk tank or getting your stomach pumped in the hospital

[Foxdana]

Drunk Tank, stomach pumping is not pleasant, I've heard!

WYR Have a rectal exam, or a root canal?

[MrsM]

Rectal Exam - I hate root canals

WYR live in a house with land or a condo with pool, gym, games room etc.

[The Monk]

House - condo's aren't an Aussie thing......



WYR rather make love or just fuck?

[MrsM]

Depends - right now just fuck!

WYR cuddle after sex or just roll over and sleep?

[The Monk]

Roll over and sleep but that's not always possible....I'm a big fan of Morning Glory.....:lol:


WYR be wooed or propositioned?

[MrsM]

Wooed

WYR have be naked alone or in a nudist crowd

[The Monk]

Naked alone ....I'm shy......


WYR be naked with me or naked alone....:lol:

[MrsM]

Alone - unless I get to know you better

WYR be caught masturbating or having sex with person of the same sex?

[The Monk]

Alone - unless I get to know you better


:sad2:


WYR be caught masturbating or having sex with person of the same sex?


being a male, I'll opt for the masturbating.....if I was a female, I'd be a lesbian....:twisted:


WYR lose your hearing or your speech....

[Foxdana]

Speech, I can handle it! :-k

Would you rather be an ice road trucker or a crab fisherman?

[MrsM]

trucker

WYR have more paid vacation or more money (less days off)?

[The Monk]

Ice roader.


WYR be male or female

[Foxdana]

Female, then I'm always right! :lol:

Would you rather admit your wrong when you not or say sorry for something you didn't do?

[MrsM]

admit being wrong


WYR play pool or darts?

[traveler]

Pool

WYR swim in a pool or relax in a hot tub?

[MrsM]

Naked Hot tub

WYR swim at a beach or pool

[Foxdana]

swim in a pool!

Would you rather have a pool or tennis court?

[MrsM]

Pool

WYR order food or eat at a buffet

[Godfather]

Order!


WYR Pizza or Chinese

[The Monk]

Pizza at the moment....


WYR Sauvignon Blanc or Cabernet Sauvignon....?

[lost in melb.]

Sauvignon Blanc.

WYR win unfairly or lose graciously?

[The Monk]

I'm a winner.....:twisted:


WYR give up to save an argument or continue knowing you're right.

[Binky]

Give up, very rarely is anything completely right or completely wrong

feel constant abdominal cramps or have a migraine (for the rest of your life)

[MrsM]

cramps I guess - neither would be nice

WYR be homeless and happy or rich and very unhappy?

[The Monk]

I can't see how you could be unhappy if you're rich..:lol but I'll settle for the rich bit.


WYR donate money to chariy or give of your time doing volunteer work?

[Foxdana]

Donate to charity! Who has time to do volunteer work?!

WYR open a present then rewrap it, or not know?

[MrsM]

Not know

WYR run on a treadmill or outside

[Yt Trash]

Treadmill,

Go out on a boat or to the beach?

[MrsM]

Beach

WYR drink wine or beer?

[The Monk]

Both.....Too hard....depends on the mood...



WYR pick your nose or your bum in public...

[MrsM]

nose - I don't think you can hide a good bum pick :)

WYR be near someone that has not showered in a while - or someone with way too much perfume?

[The Monk]

Way too much perfume providing they aren't masking having not showered in quite a while.....:lol:



WYR MMF or MFF ?

[Foxdana]

MFF

WYR climb Everest or Dive in the deepest caving system

[The Monk]

Everest.....


WYR pussy be bald or a manicured thatch?

[Foxdana]

Bald!

WYR a fungus infected blow up doll or a herpatic hooker!

[The Monk]

...err.....the doll....I think!


WYR have sex in the ocean or the local pool.... (not necessarily on the 10 metre tower either...:lol: )

[Foxdana]

Ocean!

WYR know when your going to die or win the lottery

[The Monk]

Lottery......who would care then....


WYR have regular different lovers or one only.....

[Foxdana]

Right now, regular different!

WYR your partner had cold feet or a cold hands

[The Monk]

COLD FEET....the feet don't wrap around......:lol:


WYR twice a night and once in the morning or once a night and twice in the morning?

[Foxdana]

2 night 1 morning


Would you rather date a cat hoader or a newspaper hoarder

[The Monk]

newspapers - something to read......



WYR a dildo or a vibrator

[Foxdana]

Vibrator!


WYR a butt plug or a fleshlight?

[The Monk]

fleshlight.....helps me see in the dark...:mrgreen:



WYR use a fleshlight on someone or use yourself......in its place.

[Foxdana]

Myself!

Would you rather lick a dumpster or a scraggy whore

[The Monk]

dumpster....more likely to be cleaned on a regular basis.....


WYR give a handjob during a bedbath to a hospital patient or pull the curtains and give him a blow job

[Foxdana]

Probably hand job! You could argue that aways if caught!

WYR have a blowjob in the dark by someone you don't know, or a handjob by someone you can see

[The Monk]

If the dark is still a woman I'll go for that....



WYR be known as a great fuck or a great BJ giver....?

[Foxdana]

Great fuck! Much more skill needed!

Would you rather screw a gymnast or porn star

[The Monk]

Gymnast any day...it'd be pretty hard to measure up with a porn star.....


WYR sex in a phonebox or a mini?

[Foxdana]

Phonebox! Thats sounds like fun!

WYR watch someone have sex live, or on the internet/dvd

[The Monk]

Live.....myself in a mirror..:lol:



WYR have sex now with a woman who is offering or next Saturday with a guy who is offering.

[Foxdana]

Next Saturday! I've waited 4 months already, whats a week!

WY do it with a post op female or pre op male

[The Monk]

If a post op female was a guy and a pre op male is still a guy....there's no way around the gay thing is there? Post op female I suppose.....



WYR pay for sex or beg for it....

[Foxdana]

Define begging!! Pay, I would get what I like that way!

WYR a hickey or a big scratch up your back

[The Monk]

scratch - means ecstacy.....


WYR be on top or on the bottom....

[Foxdana]

Top!

WYR a submissive or dominant partner

[The Monk]

Dominant....but easy on the whips.....


WYR a bit of S&M or a bit of bondage?

[Foxdana]

Bondage!

Would you rather a screamer or a crier

[The Monk]

screamer - the neighbours should know of my luck....


WYR scream or cry....

[MrsM]

Wow - I missed a lot last night :)

Scream!!

WYR go to a swingers club or a sex show?

[traveler]

Wow - I missed a lot last night :)

Scream!!

WYR go to a swingers club or a sex show?

Swingers Club

WYR scuba or snorkel?

[MrsM]

Scuba - I've done both

WYR masturbate or have period sex?

[traveler]

Scuba - I've done both

WYR masturbate or have period sex?

Period sex...

WYR secretly watch someone getting off or get off knowing someone was "secretly" watching you?

[MrsM]

Right now - get off knowing someone was "secretly" watching you - However I doubt I would turn down watching someone ;)

WYR star in a porn movie, or a really bad movie that has shows you nude?

[traveler]

Porno - easy

WYR give or receive head from a stranger in a dark room?

[MrsM]

receive

WYR Give or receive head to some one that you know - but they don't know its you

[The Monk]

I ain't giving a BJ to no-one...so it's receive from a female.....:lol:



WYR have sex blindfolded so as not to know who you're fucking or have sex with someone who is blindfolded and has no idea who you are?

[Godfather]

Them blindfolded

WYR Eat a sandwich out of a dumpster or eat a live bug

[Jezter]

Live bug. Them tribe people feast on those bitches, and they say they are healthy...


WYR... ummh...Get a tattoo on your forehead or get a piercing on your perineum.

[Foxdana]

Piercing on the perineum!

WYR hold a pan from an oven without a mit or touch a bug zapper when switched on

[The Monk]

Pan.....



WYR fart on the bus or in a lift?

[Foxdana]

In a lift! May as well enjoy your work!

WYR stub you toe or bite your tongue

[The Monk]

stub the toes.....

WYR be naked in a room full of people you know, or a room full of people you've never met?

[Foxdana]

Never met

WYR be busted by a security guard getting it on in a change room or by the cops in the backseat of a car

[The Monk]

Change room.....car is so old hat.....


WYR watch and join in or be watched and a stranger join in.

[Foxdana]

watch and join in

WYR a partner who just lays still or one who tries 10 different positions in one go

[The Monk]

Can I just go for a partner....any partner (female...) but 10 is a good number....


WYR be handcuffed with arms and legs akimbo, naked on the bed or tied backwards across a table, naked with your legs and arms tied to each leg......while I have my way...:twisted:

[Foxdana]

Handcuffed on a bed!

WYR have a long drawn out fuck or a quick hard one?

[The Monk]

At the moment, can you give me the quick hard one? (please)


WYR fuck an old school friend or fuck an old work colleague?

[MrsM]

Old school friend - I don't think any colleages are fuckable ATM

WYR have sweaty sex (like after a workout) or dirty sex (like covered in chocolate)

[Jezter]

Dirty, cuz it will get sweaty anyway. ;)

Would you raaatheeerr...hmmh... would you rather smother or be smothered.

[The Monk]

if it's Mrs M, Foxy or Dr Girlfriend sitting on my face...I'll be smothered......pleease....



WYR have a naked spa with a partner or a bath

[Foxdana]

Naked spa! The bubbles would add some fun to it!

WYR own a ferrari or a harley

[The Monk]

Ferrari -



WYR have leprosy or syphilis.....

[Foxdana]

They're both curable so syphilis, the cure looks easier!

WYR Syphilis or leprosy is their were incurable

[The Monk]

Syphilis.......leprosy may cause my dick to drop off so this way I can keep fucking......:mrgreen:




WYR a dcotor of the same or opposite sex in delicate matters.

[Foxdana]

Opposite! Same would be weird

WYR cheap tissues or cheap toilet paper

[The Monk]

Cheap tissues - I don't use them anyway.....



WYR go out for lunch or dinner

[MrsM]

Dinner

WYR have a day at the spa or a day shopping?

[Jezter]

Definitely a day at a spa!

Would you rather...ummh..lets see now...would you rather venture into electrostimulation or bondage?

[The Monk]

Bondage - electrostimulation would be a shocking experience.....:lol:



WYR be hung or gassed?

[MrsM]

Hung - would be quicker

WYR swim through a pool of male ejaculate or swim through pool of menstrual blood?

[The Monk]

It's got to be less gay if I go for the menstrual bood.....



If you were to have an affair, WYR a female or male partner in that affair?

[Foxdana]

Male

WYR have a gay son or daughter

[The Monk]

Daughter.....



WYR have sex with a gay male or female?

[Foxdana]

Gay female

WYR surgically remove 1 nut or rip off one ear

[The Monk]

Surgical procedure.....



Would youy rather fuck a guy with only one nut or only one ear.....:lol:

[Foxdana]

one ear!

WYR a partner with an aversion to blow jobs or anal sex

[The Monk]

gee that's a hard one........:lol:....I can go without anal, besides it hurts every time I get plugged.....:lol:




WYR a holiday in Asia or Africa?

[Foxdana]

Asia, no contest!


WYR have money or fun

[The Monk]

Money - then I can have all the fun I like.....


WYR have sex with a dwarf or with a 7 foot tall giant

[Foxdana]

giant

WYR have sex with someone who is lactating or menstruating

[MrsM]

lactating - less messy

WYR call your parents because you got arrested for being a prostitute or call your company tech support because you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them?

[Foxdana]

Tech support!

WYR go to a cock fight or dog fight

[MrsM]

Cock fight

WYR eat food that is really spicy - or really bland

[Foxdana]

Really bland! I don't do spicy well :lol:

WYR be a vegetarian forever or only eat packet food forever

[MrsM]

Vegetarian

WYR swim a mile or run 20 miles?

[Foxdana]

Swim a mile

WYR have shares or savings

[The Monk]

Savings - less volatile....



WYR further your education by returning to school or rely on obtaining experience.

[Foxdana]

Returning to school! I had to do just that

WYR a high paying job you hate, or an ok paying job you love

[The Monk]

OK job I love....


WYR or rather not?

[Foxdana]

Rather!

WYR own a small business or a farm

[The Monk]

Neither both are too hard buty seeing I must choose.......small business.


WYR be a gynocologist or a proctologist?

[Foxdana]

gynecologist.

Wyr need a proctologist or a urologist

[The Monk]

I've had both and have no desire for either...damn! you pick 'em don't you? Procto I suppose. (both confirm that gayness must be bloody painful...:lol:)



WYR have electrodes on your nipples or a cattle prod inserted in your vagina?

[Foxdana]

:lol: Electrodes on the nipples!

WYR have lived in the 19th century or live in the 22nd century

[MrsM]

22nd

WYR snow ski or water ski?

[Foxdana]

snow ski!

WYR drive a manual or automatic

[The Monk]

If it's sports - manual
If it's luxury - auto


WYR a sports car or a luxury saloon

[Foxdana]

Luxury! No where to really drive a sports car!

WYR have a slutty daughter in law or virgin at 40 son

[MrsM]

Slutty daughter - as long as she's careful

WYR have sex with a very obese person or watch your parents have kinky sex

[The Monk]

Obese - nothing new in that....:mrgreen:



WYR be me or be you? :lol:

[Godfather]

Me :lol:


WYR Be on Jerry Springer or Maury

[The Monk]

Me :lol:


...so if I understand this, you'd rather be me.....I can understand that...:lol:

[The Monk]

Don't know either of them.....heard of springer but don't see it......never heard of Maury......


WYR be stoned or drunk?

[MrsM]

I haven't been stoned - so I would like to try it...

WYR have a partner with smelly feet or smelly breath?

[DemonGeminiX]

Smelly feet... they're easier to clean and I don't have to smell them.

WYR have toenail fungus or hammer toe?

[Foxdana]

Toenail fungus! Much easier to fix!

WYR knock a tooth out or break your wrist

[MrsM]

Wrist

WYR watch or participate (you decide the action)

[The Monk]

If it's sex...I'd prefer to be involved..... If it's sport - I prefer to watch......If it's lesbians.......can I watch and then get involved? :lol:



WYR win a night of sex with the partner of your choice (no limits or ramifications) or $5000

[Foxdana]

Really!! As if anyone would chose $5000!!!

WYR have mice or ants?

[The Monk]

Ants.


WYR holiday in Vietnam or Italy

[Foxdana]

Vietnam!

WYR a poloroid photo or digital photo

[Jezter]

Digital. So much better in so many ways.

Would you raaatheeerrr...hmmmh...lets see now... Would you rather use vegetables or household items as makeshift sextoy?

[MrsM]

I've used both - but have had more success with Veggies ;)

WYR use a sex toy/masturbater (for the men) or have sex with someone that you are not really attracted to?

[St. George]

I'd rather wank, (or use toy) than stick l'il George into someone I didn't fancy. Indeed I turned down a threesome, (before I was happily married of course), because I didn't like the look of one of the "ladies"..........regret is a waste of time :rolleyes:


WYR take it in the face or have it splashed over your vagina?

Men answer at their discretion! :lol:

[MrsM]

I'll take this one for the men...

It really depends - face in my mind is dirtier, so if i'm feeling dirty then face. However that being said when I don't feel dirty then def vag...
Right now Face ;)

WYR deposit you man goo on her face, tits, ass or vagina?

[Yt Trash]

On Face FTW!

For the ladies...WYR your mate cum internally or externally?

[MrsM]

Again it's a heat of the moment thing - internally has less cleanup :) most of the time I go with what he wants... which lately is external

WYR have sex in the shower or in bed?

[St. George]

both...first bed then shower together.

WYR sleep in the buff or wear something pretty!

[MrsM]

Always Buff! It's dark and I'm under the sheets - something pretty would not be seen :)

WYR have sex in a bathroom stall or in a car?

[The Monk]

Bathroom.......in the shower while it's running.....



WYR find a date on-line or in the personals of the newspapers.....

[MrsM]

On-line

WYR go to work in your underwear or run through a mall naked

[Softdreamer]

Work in pants :)

What if you work in a mall? would you have to go to work neckid, then put on underwear????

W Y R eat 5 raw eggs, or 5 oysters?

[MrsM]

Oysters ;)

WYR pay for sex from someone of your choice or be paid for sex, but you don't get to choose

[The Monk]

I'd prefer to pay......(though not too much mind you..)



WYR be taken from behind in the dark or give a blow job to a stranger you can't see in a dark alley?

[MrsM]

def behind - BJ's are more personal

WYR be teased and pleased, or spanked and pleased?

[The Monk]

teased and pleased sounds good....




WYR attend an orgy of strangers or joing a swingers club

[St. George]

A toughy and pretty close but attend an orgy of strangers.

WYR be allowed to wake up gradually in your own time or be woken by your partner doing something extremely dirty but nevertheless very pleasing to you?

[MrsM]

Depends how tired I am ;) - be woken by your partner

WYR make passionate love - or dirty sex?

[St. George]

At the minute dirty sex but normally passionate love.......

WYR have long but thin or average length but quite fat?

[MrsM]

Depends where it's going :oops: - I would say average and fat

WYR breasts big but saggy or small but perky?

[St. George]

Yours are totally fine by me ;)

I like big, natural boobs. I really don't like Jordans. Unfortunately though as the years pass a wee bit o' sagging does occur. Still no excuse for implants though, IMO

WYR have your partner fuck you with long, slow sensuous strokes or have him smash the hell outta you?

[MrsM]

Slow to start - then finish hard!

WYR Doggie style or Reverse cowgirl?

[St. George]

Oh I'm no selfish bastard. I'm definitely a giver so it's doggy for me. Not cross threading here but one of the "things that turns me on" is slipping it into the missus from behind and she turns her head and looks me in the eyes as she gets a pounding. That look is awesome...........

WYR when just about to give oral to yer man, as you peel down his pants, him to be soft so you can suck him to hardness in yer mouth or for him to already be stiff ready to feel the warmth of your breath and softness of yer tongue........

......don't mind me but woke up in a "frisky" mood today with not enough time to "sort it out!" :rolleyes:

[The Monk]

I'm not answerting that !!! :lol:

[St. George]

:lol: Thanks, Monk. Yes it was aimed at the ladies but I s'pose some blokes might want to answer.

Questions still stands.

[The Monk]

Nothing worse than having a good old carry on with one of our lovely ladies.....then you post a beauty for her and she's logged off anbd gone to bed.......:oops:

[St. George]

yeah maybe she'll sign on and say "Oooh funny you ask, I was just doing that with...........

:D

[MrsM]

Oh I'm no selfish bastard. I'm definitely a giver so it's doggy for me. Not cross threading here but one of the "things that turns me on" is slipping it into the missus from behind and she turns her head and looks me in the eyes as she gets a pounding. That look is awesome...........

WYR when just about to give oral to yer man, as you peel down his pants, him to be soft so you can suck him to hardness in yer mouth or for him to already be stiff ready to feel the warmth of your breath and softness of yer tongue........

......don't mind me but woke up in a "frisky" mood today with not enough time to "sort it out!" :rolleyes:

Oooh funny you ask, I was just doing that with... j/k I was sleeping :)

Hmmm - I do love the feeling of him getting hard in my mouth - so I'll go with that one

WYR receive oral standing or lying down?

[St. George]

Definitely standing. Tugging at her hair, withdrawing it slightly and tilting her head so she licks up and down it


good question!

wYr receive oral lying on your back leaving it to your mate to do what he thinks you like or straddling their face so you could squirm around and control where he puts his tongue?

[MrsM]

I like it on my back :oops:

WYR kiss your partner after oral sex or eat her out after regular sex?

[St. George]

Assuming that you mean she's blown me and that deposits of jizz are in either hole?

I'd rather kiss her.

If you were having a threesome WYR have hubby spend more time with his tool in your mouth and the other guy in your slit(s) or the other way about?

[MrsM]

Fantasy wize - I want them both equally in ALL places - however I would want my hubby to be more 'connected' to me (where I can see him) so I would want him in my mouth more and the other guy elsewhere... However... if I have a 3-some, I would think a FMF scenario would be more likely ;)

WYR have a large penis but always a premature ejaculator or a smaller than average one but can perform like a porn star?

[St. George]

WYR have a large penis but always a premature ejaculator or a smaller than average one but can perform like a porn star?

Fuck me, this is no bullshit I swear but my next one was going to be similar to this. It was going to be WYR have. A bloke who can hold his orgasm so you get a massive blast wherever you want it after a 40 min session or a bloke who comes quickly the first time but would go again and again and again and climax several times within the same period of time?


To answer yours though, as luck would have it I do perform like a porn star :D and I would say that average size but very fat is what you prefer anyway based on you previous posts. :lol:

Wanna answer mine then?

[MrsM]

I've never met a guy that can go again and again without breaks - sounds like a woman :).

This is tough one - the many sounds like fun as I enjoy multiples, however it could be messy (which is not always bad)...

I'll think I'll go the one that can hold off and cum when I want it.

(side note) very fat or thick may restrict entry into certain areas.

WYR know who is on the other side of the glory hole - or would you rather let your imagination run wild?

[St. George]

OK point taken but I have managed to cum 5 times in a two hour session. The "break" being "spending time on just her". Agreed a rarity but 2 is almost always the norm. I can assure you that I am no woman, but I do envy your ability as a species to be able to have multiples frequently.

Regarding the glory hole, I'm assuming I'm the one poking through it coz I certainly wouldn't want to receive anything poked through my side! :lol: but yep, as I said before I couldn't put l'il George into someone I didn't fancy so I'd like to know who is on the other side..................

WYR A bloke who tried to grab several 5 minute quickies over the course of a few days where occasionally both parties get relief or one "special" time per week where both parties are left completely satisfied.

[MrsM]

special time where both are satisfied.

WYR 24 hr daylight but cold or 24 hr darkness and warm

[St. George]

There's no such thing as bad weather. Just bad clothing. So I'd much prefer to have it light.

WYR live where you do or have enough money to move somewhere else?

[MrsM]

I like where I am now.

WYR see a thong or no undies on a lady?

[St. George]

Two pictures. One when it's covered and the other where the thong hooked to the side so you get a peek at the good stuff.

WYR be with a handsome but penniless man which leads to arguments frequently or be with a man where you just had enough money to live but coped well with the relationship or be with a very wealthy man who you didn't strictly find attractive but was ok but you never had to worry about brass and could basically live the life you wanted?

[The Monk]

You did it again.....:lol:

[Foxdana]

Man where you have just enough, but cope well


WYR eat a hotdog made of dog or a dim sim made of cat?

[St. George]

You did it again.....:lol:

:D yep. Damn need for sleep and time differences just frankly will not do!




WYR eat a hotdog made of dog or a dim sim made of cat?

I do prefer to eat pussy so tis the cat for me.


WYR ride naked on horseback like Lady Godiva or ride naked on a Motorbike(cycle) like, well someone who likes riding around naked on a motorbike(cycle)?

[Foxdana]

Horse! I don't trust motorbikes!

WYR be naked at a wedding or a funeral?

[St. George]

The obvious answer is Wedding so I'm gonna say funeral. After all who's gonna notice one more stiff around the place when there's enough wood in the coffin for all of us.

I'm still trying to have a crack at this jokey stuff Foxy! :D


WYR work with a load of pervy men or a load of bitchy women?

[Foxdana]

:thumbsup:

Pervy men, no contest!!

WYR need a continence aid or an erection aid

[St. George]

Continence aid. I think I'd shit meself if I couldn't get an erection. I could get the missus to stand on her head. If I couldn't get it up, I could drop it in.


WYR be born as we are now and go from a young age to older or the other way about where you are brought into the world as an older person and get younger as you go through life?

[Foxdana]

As I am now I think, I'm enough of a freak without proving it!

WYR a hobo as a roommate or a crack whore as your neighbour

[MrsM]

Neighbour. Maybe she would cut my grass for $5

WYR sleep with some one with a dirty body but smells nice or someone with a clean body that stinks?

[St. George]

Stinks where? You can avoid certain areas.

Probably clean that stinks.........


WYR have a man that takes control and does things that he thinks you'll like or have a complete novice and teach him what you do like.

[MrsM]

a man that takes control

WYR post a nude pic on this site - or be caught masturbating by someone you know

[Foxdana]

Caught masturbating!!

WYR have an earring torn out or see your parents have sex?

[MrsM]

Short vs long term pain... I'll take the parents sex

WYR take a nice bath or shower?

[The Monk]

Showers for me......though if you're going to share the bath....:twisted:



WYR your partner have an affair or find that he/she has been cheating?

[Foxdana]

Find out

WYR be busted having an affair or bust your spouse having one?

[The Monk]

either way you're likely to be fucked....:lol:

I'd go for the spouse.



If female WYR have large boobs or small ones.

[Foxdana]

Large, look and feel good!!

WYR have a fantasy about a porn star or a real person?

[Max]

Real person for sure

WYR be able to fly, or swim underwater without needing air?

[MrsM]

Fly

WYR great food or good sex?

[Max]

food

WYR have super strength or super intelligence?