Would you rather...

[SmoothBob]

Hot Tub! Would be soooooo much more fun! :naughty:

WYR be able to fly or to be able to turn invisible?

[MrsM]

Invisible - would be awesome

WYR have super strength or be super smart

[Softdreamer]

well, ive been doin the super smart thing for a while now, maybe try being strong :lol:

WYR have go without alcohol or chocolate?

[SmoothBob]

Um.. Chocolate!

Would u rather cake or cookies?

[MrsM]

Depends on the cake... probably will stay with cake :)

WYR go to a good movie or a concert?

[SmoothBob]

Concert! Love live music

WYR go to the opera or the theatre?

[Noilly Pratt]

Theatre...Opera usually confuses and bores me - especially if it's in a different language.


WYR vacation in the mountains or in the tropics?

[SmoothBob]

Tropics, but depends what there is tae do at the mountain :D

WYR go pot-holing or sky diving?

[dmni]

pot-holing (really dislike heights)

WYR go on a cycling or driving holiday?

[SmoothBob]

Driving in the classic road trip style! :D

WYR work days or nights?

[MrsM]

Days - I worked nights before and hated it

WYR a big breakfast and smaller dinner or a small breakfast and a big dinner?

[Noilly Pratt]

small breakfast, big dinner, although they tell you the best for you is the other way 'round...

cooked breakfast or just cereal?

[MrsM]

Cooked

WYR sleep in and breakfast in bed - or up early and out of the house?

[SmoothBob]

Im a when i wake i get up kinda guy..

WYR Have wheels instead o feet or wings instead o arms?

[MrsM]

Give me wings

WYR Pizza and beer or Pasta and wine

[SmoothBob]

Pizza and Beer! Ahm having it tonight! :tup:

WYR XBox 360 or PS3?

[MrsM]

Not into games so neither - However a friend has the PS3 and I like some of the other features

WYR hire a personal trainer or workout by yourself to get in shape?

[SmoothBob]

Personal Trainer cos i'm lazy..

WYR go fishing or hunting?

[MrsM]

Gone fishing before and not hunting - however I don't know if I could pull the trigger. I always thought it would be fun to hunt with a paint gun (catch and release type of hunting)

WYR get your meat from a grocery store and pay less - or go to a butcher and pay more

[SmoothBob]

Def the butcher esp if buying steak

WYR the smell of fresh ground coffee or just baked bread? (2 of my favourite smells, mmmmmmm)

[JoeyB]

Def the butcher esp if buying steak

WYR the smell of fresh ground coffee or just baked bread? (2 of my favourite smells, mmmmmmm)

I would fuck and kill a teenage girl just to smell fresh baked bread. I love bread, seriously. Also, I hate coffee, so...

Would you rather, for the rest of your life:
1. have long, rewarding sex encounters; but only with hideously ugly people...
2. or short, unsatisfying sex with beautiful people?

[SmoothBob]

Hey if i aint gettin satisfied then there's no point just lookin at summit pretty...

WYR only ever have chicken or beef?

[MrsM]

Chicken

WYR read a book or see a movie?

[SmoothBob]

Read a book before seeing the movie :D

WYR be in the mafia or the FBI?

[JoeyB]

Read a book before seeing the movie :D

WYR be in the mafia or the FBI?

FBI...less perks, and no top notch Jersey pussy, but at least you aren't a criminal. Well, at least you are not LIKELY a criminal.

WYR go bald or lose an inch off your penis (or lose a cup size from your bra, for our lady friends and Jez).

[SmoothBob]

go bald

WYR go to the moon or the bottom of the deepest ocean

[MrsM]

both would be cool - I think Ocean...

WYR a great massage with a happy ending or an anonymous bj through a glory hole?

[dmni]

Massage with happy ending

WYR amazing anonymous sex every day or amazing sex once a fortnight with a long term partner?

[MrsM]

long term partner

WYR anal sex, regular sex or a BJ?

[JoeyB]

long term partner

WYR anal sex, regular sex or a BJ?

I take it anyway at all! I mean...anal sex. Porn has ruined me.

Would you rather be one of the funniest people on Earth, or one of the smartest?

[SmoothBob]

I'd like to be smart then world domination would be easier..

WYR play for your country (u pick the sport) or enter individual events (i dunno, tennis or summit :))

[MrsM]

Country - Womans hockey

WYR own a cat or a dog?

[SmoothBob]

Cat every time. I like dogs but would never have one, a cat doesnae need constant attention/walking etc

WYR only ever have a desktop or laptop computer?

[MrsM]

Laptop - easier to move around

WYR a motorcycle or car?

[SmoothBob]

Car, motorcycles scare me a little..

WYR go without sex or chocolate :lol:

[MrsM]

Sex :) - I can make my own sex

WYR date an ex prositute or a current stripper?

[SmoothBob]

Um, current stripper!

WYR go to the circus or go to a museum?

[MrsM]

museum

WYR go without sex or alcohol for a year

[SmoothBob]

alcohol, as long as i can have a smoke! :D

WYR loose an arm or a leg?

[MrsM]

Hmmm - I think leg...

WYR see naked pictures of Hal or give up smoking for 3 days :)

[JoeyB]

Hmmm - I think leg...

WYR see naked pictures of Hal or give up smoking for 3 days :)

I don't smoke, so...Hal!

Would you rather be eaten by cannibals or eaten by sharks?

[SmoothBob]

Sharks, be over quicker

WRY Be stranded on a desert island or see nakid pictures of Hal? :lol:

[JoeyB]

Sharks, be over quicker

WRY Be stranded on a desert island or see nakid pictures of Hal? :lol:

Well I picked Hal last time...so this time I will pick...HAL...shit, a naked dude or being stranded on a desert island? Who wouldn't pick Hal? Though...desert isles aren't that bad I suppose, and likely a far less traumatic experience overall...but still, I pick Hal's schlong.

Would you rather have a beautiful body and an ugly face, or a beautiful face but a lackluster body?

[MrsM]

using your words - lackluster body sounds better than ugly face

WYR chicken wings or nachos?

[Softdreamer]

Wings, I prefer to nibble than take huge mouthfuls :)

WYR eat oysters or snails?

[MrsM]

snails - at least they are cooked and covered in butter

WYR All you can eat buffet or order from a menu?

[SmoothBob]

Buffet! :burp:

WYR time travel to the future or the past?

[MrsM]

Future would be cool

WYR work in an office or be on the road/out in the field

[SmoothBob]

I work in an office and dream of the outside! :D

WYR serve in Heaven or rule in Hell? hmm

[MrsM]

Probably serve in Heaven - rule in Hell sounds like a lot of work

WYR drink urine or blood?

[SmoothBob]

Jings! Blood i guess, always wanted to be a vampire..

WYR be an elephant or a shark?

[MrsM]

Shark

WYR be a Dog or a Cat?

[Noilly Pratt]

I love dogs, but they seem so....co-dependant. Cats are cool, and aloof and have their own mind, so Cat.

Would you prefer a home cooked meal or dinner out?

[MrsM]

Haven't been out lately... so lets go with out (also less clean up)

WYR King size bed so you have lots of room - or a Queen so you are close to your "other"

[Muddy]

KING baby

WYR massage my roids or gnaw off one of my bunions?

[SmoothBob]

KING baby

WYR massage my roids or gnaw off one of my bunions?

Jesus Muddy :lol:

Christ theyd both be bad.. I guess if i squeezed ur roids at least u'd be feeling my pain too! :D

WYR be a midget or a giant?

[Muddy]

A giant... I give you props Bob... You went for the gusto and answered.. :lol:

WYR Have a one stand with mediocre sex or have a long lasting relationship with great sex?

[SmoothBob]

A giant... I give you props Bob... You went for the gusto and answered.. :lol:

WYR Have a one stand with mediocre sex or have a long lasting relationship with great sex?

Thanks mate :lol:

And as for ur new question, um, i only see it one sided, great sex! :D

WYR live in India or China?

[Muddy]

WYR live in India or China?

Now THAT is a great question... China is definitely on the rise, but they are also a communist country and poison their inhabitants every day with pollution...

Whereas India is on the rise, but no where near China, they are crowded and the people stink... BUT! I think their human rights record is much better..

Tough question... In a pinch Im going to say China.. Maybe I could rise to the top fast, and not have to drink the polluted water...

WYR visit America or Canada?

[SmoothBob]

I would have said India for the food! :lol:

I've been to Vegas, and got married ha ha, and there's so many places i'd like to see there but since i've been to America i'll say Canada!

WYR live in the Star Wars universe or The Lord o The Rings?

[MrsM]

Star Wars - Too much danger in the Lord of the Rings

WYR watch a sports event at home with friends, food and drinks or live

[SmoothBob]

live, theres nothing like the atmosphere

WYR Lance or Hal? :lol:

[JoeyB]

live, theres nothing like the atmosphere

WYR Lance or Hal? :lol:

Is this a sex thing, or splitting a beer? I'm assuming with Hal you could split a beer and then wind up with that can rectally inserted. So...Hal.

Would you rather: have a big cake, or a large bowl of ice cream?

Yes! I asked a nice question.

[MrsM]

Ice cream

WYR determine when and how you will die or take your chances and let nature decide?

[SmoothBob]

Let nature decide. Life is supposed to be a mystery! :D

WYR a peg leg or a hook? :pirate:

[MrsM]

Peg Leg

WYR receive oral sex from a very pretty ladyboy or a manly looking woman?

[JoeyB]

Peg Leg

WYR receive oral sex from a very pretty ladyboy or a manly looking woman?

A pretty ladyboy.

Would you rather loudly pass gas every time you sneeze, or pee yourself every time you sneeze?

[MrsM]

pass gas - I could always blame someone else :)

WYR participate in an orgy with people that you know or complete strangers (of equal sex appeal)?

[Softdreamer]

People I know.. I already have a few in mind :dance:

WYR eat own snot or cum?

[MrsM]

I like my own cum :tup:

WYR a full day of everything sex just once a month or just a single orgasm session once a week?

[dmni]

Full day once a month

WYR - give or receive oral sex every day?

[MrsM]

give

WYR a top of the line TV or a top of the line sound system?

[dmni]

Sound system

WYR have a new sports car or motorbike?

[MrsM]

Car

WYR perform sex on a web cam show or watch?

[SmoothBob]

Watch! :D

WYR cat or dog?

[MrsM]

Cat

WYR own a bird or snake?

[SmoothBob]

Hmmm, a snake i think..

WYR be a fast or a slow Zombie? :D

[MrsM]

Slow - because fast is just silly :dance:

WYR an iPhone or Blackberry or Droid phone?

[dmni]

Andriod

WYR - pay or be paid for sex?

[MrsM]

be paid

WYR sleep in or get up early and have a full day?

[dmni]

Get up early

WYR have sex in the morning, afternoon or evening?

[MrsM]

afternoon

WYR give or receive oral?

[dmni]

At this moment receive but enjoy giving as much

WYR spit or swallow your partners cum?

[MrsM]

At this moment - Spit - but in the right mood swallow

WYR a handjob, blowjob or footjob?

[dmni]

Blowjob

WYR be licked or fingered to orgasm?

[MrsM]

fingered

WYR have sex with an attractive member of the same sex or have sex with an 80yr old of the opposite sex?

[dmni]

Is threesome with both allowed :O

WYR run naked down the main street in a town you aren't known in or run naked through the local park?

[MrsM]

local park - at night :dance:

WYR a job that you love for little money - or a job you hate that pays more money that you can use?

[dmni]

Job that I love

WYR have lots of friends and be poor or be stinking rich with no friends?

[MrsM]

friends and poor

WYR live in a small place in the city or a large place out of town?

[dmni]

Large place out of town

WYR live next door to your office or live at least 5 miles away?

[JoeyB]

Large place out of town

WYR live next door to your office or live at least 5 miles away?

Right next door.

Would You Rather step in a pile of poop while wearing your favorite shoes, or while barefoot?

[MrsM]

Shoes

WYR have x-ray vision or bionic hearing?

[dmni]

X-ray vision

WYR rather work from home or go to an office?

[MrsM]

I tried working from home - I'm much more productive in the office

WYR watch lose your hair or gain weight?

[dmni]

Lose my hair

WYR only ever have sex in front of an audience or never have sex again?

[MrsM]

As long as they only said positive things - then audience

WYR indian or chinese food?

[perrhaps]

Chinese

WYR sit next to an obese, smelly foulbreathed salesman or a squawling infant on a three-hour flight?

[JoeyB]

Chinese

WYR sit next to an obese, smelly foulbreathed salesman or a squawling infant on a three-hour flight?

Salesman. Crying babies are worse than anything.

Would You Rather own a plane or a boat?

[JoeyB]

Chinese

WYR sit next to an obese, smelly foulbreathed salesman or a squawling infant on a three-hour flight?

Salesman. Crying babies are worse than anything.

Would You Rather own a plane or a boat?

[MrsM]

Plane - fly me to the beach when I want

WYR be a movie star or rock star?

[dmni]

Movie star

WYR lose your sight or hearing?

[perrhaps]

Hearing (You're obviously single)

Would you rather be dead or a quadripalegic?

[MrsM]

quadripalegic

WYR date a stripper (who still strips) or an ex-call girl that has retired from the business?

[dmni]

Stripper

WYR be a stripper or a porn star?

[MrsM]

Which ever makes more :) - Porn star probably

WYR lose a on your dominant thumb or all your toes on one foot?

[dmni]

Toes

WYR lose your sense of smell or taste?

[MrsM]

Smell

WYR have eggs or pancakes for breakfast?

[JoeyB]

Smell

WYR have eggs or pancakes for breakfast?

Pancakes, totally.

Would You Rather watch a sunset, or a sunrise?

[MrsM]

Sunset

WYR be 3 feet tall or 8 feet tall?

[Noilly Pratt]

3' - don't they say shorter people live longer? I've experienced life as as tall-ish person (6'2") already.

WYR give up Alcohol forever or give up Coffee?

[JoeyB]

3' - don't they say shorter people live longer? I've experienced life as as tall-ish person (6'2") already.

WYR give up Alcohol forever or give up Coffee?

I'm 6'2" and had the same thought you did...little people live longer. But, at that height the generalization may not hold true. Still, eight feet is guaranteed young death.

I hate coffee and have had maybe three cups in my life, and haven't had any alcohol since March of 1998...but, I'm not against drinking per se, I just drink on special occasions. So, coffee???

Would You rather lose your car keys or your house keys?

I own no car, so that one is easy for me.

[MrsM]

House would be cheaper (car has a FOB)

I know this was asked before... starting to recycle some questions

WYR watch or be watched?

[dmni]

Be watched

WYR have a threesome or orgy?

[MrsM]

3some

WYR lose an arm or a leg

[dmni]

A leg

WYR lose your sight or hearing?

[MrsM]

hearing

WYR watch an amauter couple on a webcam or professionals in a recorded porn movie?

[Fodster]

Amateur Couple on a webcam

Would you rather be pissed on or spat on?

[MrsM]

Depends where and by who... but under my ideal situations spit

WYR step on a used condom barefoot or dog crap with your shoes on?

[Fodster]

Dog Crap shoes on ;)

Sleep with a tramp or Sleep in the freezing snow with potential to die

[MrsM]

Tramp

WYR kiss your partner after BJ or have sex while on her period?

[Fodster]

Kiss after BJ

Kiss your partner after going down on you or suck his dick after being inside you

[MrsM]

Can't I do both? :) - I would pick the dick

WYR sex in a hotel or a tent?

[dmni]

Tent - outdoors is just more fun

WYR sex on the beach or in a forest?

[MrsM]

Beach - although forest has more things to hold on to and lean against... I'll stay with beach

WYR $10,000 cash - or $20,000 worth of travel?

[allsmiles]

Travel

Would you rather give oral or receive a rim job?

[MrsM]

Give

WYR use toys or just fingers (or hands for the boys) when playing?

[Jezter]

I've recently found out the joys of Tenga egg...so at the moment, rather use a toy. :D

WYR lick/eat food items off your partner's naked body or use edible bodypaint?

[MrsM]

I've recently found out the joys of Tenga egg...so at the moment, rather use a toy. :D

WYR lick/eat food items off your partner's naked body or use edible bodypaint?

Food - those body paints taste like crap

WYR have a bath or shower with you significant other?

Which Tenga product do you have? My man has the flip hole

[Jezter]

Oohh that is difficult! I do like showers with her... can see more and get my hands all over her better. So I choose shower. For now. :D

WYR snuggle after shower/bath with your partner or just get dressed and ready?

I have three different kind of Eggs.

[MrsM]

Snuggle - love to snuggle:)

WYR A fancy date night or stay home for dinner and a tv movie?

[allsmiles]

Staying home is cheaper and you can be naked.

Would you rather have hot sweaty sex after working out or fresh clean sex after a shower?

[MrsM]

Clean - then get sweaty

WYR be tied up or tie up your partner

[allsmiles]

Be tied up

Would you rather get $5,000.00 and not have sex for a year, or pay $1,000 and have as much sex as you want (with only your significant other).

[MrsM]

Pay... I don't think I could go a year :)

WYR watch your partner have sex with someone else or have your partner watch you with someone else?

[Jezter]

Pay... I don't think I could go a year :)

WYR watch your partner have sex with someone else or have your partner watch you with someone else?

Neither! So..did I break the rules of the game now?

[MrsM]

Neither! So..did I break the rules of the game now?

:) - yes... but only because you didn't post a new question

[Jezter]

Well then...

Would you rather... pierce your labia/foreskin or perineum?

[MrsM]

Labia - can't see how the Perineum would work

WYR eat at an all you can eat buffet (unlimited portions - but average food) or a fancy resturant (small portions - but really good)?

[allsmiles]

Small, but really good.

Would you rather masturbate with the scratchy part of Velcro, or give Richard Simmons a bj?

[MrsM]

Jesus Christ :) I guess the velcro :ouch:

WYR have your parents watch a video of you having sex - or you watch them having sex?

[Jezter]

Gosh dangit these options, MrsM! :lol:

Again; Neither!

WYR... milk your partner's prostate/fist gf's pussy OR play with electro sex-toys?

[MrsM]

I want to try the electro sex-toys

WYR have sex in a safe location where you would not be seen, or sex someplace where there was a chance of getting caught?

[Jezter]

Those electro thingies are wild looking things...But then again, Im afraid to even test a 9V battery with my tongue. :lol:

I like safe locations.

WYR dominate or be dominated?

[MrsM]

Hmmm depends on my mood - right now... to be dominated

WYR lights on or off while having sex?

[Jezter]

On! I want all my senses take part and being able to see is one of the most important ones.

WYR have a romantic dinner in candle light or fireplace light?

[MrsM]

There is something about a fireplace on a cold night

WYR sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

[allsmiles]

All of the above. But if I had to pick just one, then at night.

Would you rather mug down with Mrs. M or RBP?

[MrsM]

I'm not sure what mug down means - but if it means what I think, I mug down with MrsM quite often :)

So I'll have to give RBP a try... if MrM agrees

WYR cum first or have your partner cum first?

[allsmiles]

Partner

Would you rather own a pet spider or pet snake?

[MrsM]

Snake - spiders creep me out

WYR get paid for sex or pay for it?

[dmni]

Pay for it - at least then you can have the choice of who with.

WYR have someone spank you and you spank them?

[MrsM]

today... be spanked

WYR a long sex session or just a quickie?

[dmni]

right now - a quickie

WYR have sex in the sea or on the beach?

[MrsM]

Hmmm - I feel kinda cold atm - so I'll say on a nice sunny beach

WYR sex in a car or public bathroom?

[allsmiles]

Car

Would you rather be uncomfortably full, or equally uncomfortably hungry?

[dmni]

Uncomfortably full - can always exercise off the excess.

WYR compete at the Olympics or watch on TV?

[MrsM]

Compete

WYR the weather be -25C or +35C

[allsmiles]

+35. I am from Texas. I can handle heat.

Would you rather lose your sense of touch or lose your sense of sight?

[MrsM]

Hmmm I guess touch - althought I can see that really sucking as well

WYR be a cop or fireman

[allsmiles]

Hmmm I guess touch - althought I can see that really sucking as well

WYR be a cop or fireman

Fireman

Would you rather spend a day with Roseanne Barr or Carrot Top?

[MrsM]

I think Roseanne would be a better host - but the drugs would be better with Carrot Top

WYR meet a relative from 100 years ago or 100 years in the future?

[dmni]

From the past - would rather not know what the future holds for me spoils the surprise.

WYR live to 150 but never have sex again or live to 65 having great sex whenever you wanted it?

[MrsM]

I don't think I would want to live to 150 - my grandmother made it to 98 and she was pretty out of it for the last few years. So I'll take the sexy 65

WYR work at home or have a 30 min commute to the office?

[Jezter]

30min commute to work. If I stayed home, cuz knowing myself, Im 100% sure I'd get waaaaay less work done!

Would you rather have your own private office or work in a team?

[MrsM]

Private office

WYR a bigger than average penis and less than average money, or smaller than average penis and more than average money? (If you are a woman - then replace penis with boobs)

[allsmiles]

Boobs=money
Nah, I will take the money and small boobs, cuz then I could buy bigger ones.

Would you rather have the ability to fly or to read minds?

[MrsM]

Read minds

WYR the worlds best fighter or worlds best lover?

[SmoothBob]

Fighter. Kill kill kill...

WYR step in dog poo or be shat on by a burd?

[MrsM]

Bird - assuming it was not in the hair or face

WYR be in front of the camera or behind it (doing the filming) at a porn shoot?

[dmni]

In front

WYR work on a sex chat line or telephone sales for sex toys?

[Jezter]

Sell sex toys.

WYR eat chicken or fish for the rest of your life?

[MrsM]

Chicken - unless when you mean fish that you mean all types of seafood - then I would go for that

WYR be really good at a sport or really good at playing a video game?

[Jezter]

Chicken - unless when you mean fish that you mean all types of seafood - then I would go for that

WYR be really good at a sport or really good at playing a video game?

Meant fish as fish.

Be really good at sport!

WYR date a sports star or a movie star?

[MrsM]

Date a movie star - marry a sports star

WYR go fishing or hunting

[DemonGeminiX]

Hunting... I can't fish for shit

WYR be caught in public taking a leak or be caught in public having sex... by police?

[MrsM]

Hunting... I can't fish for shit

WYR be caught in public taking a leak or be caught in public having sex... by police?

taking a leak - the fine would be smaller

WYR travel to Iraq or Iran?

[Muddy]

Iraq

WYR make out with Winger or Sammy Hagar?

[MrsM]

Iraq

WYR make out with Winger or Sammy Hagar?

Neither - which has more money? :) I would guess Sammy mostly because I can't get over Wingers hair

WYR drive with Justin Bieber or Amanda Bynes

[Muddy]

Amanda Bynes.. duh.. :lol:

WYR listen to the Van Halen with David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar?

[Noilly Pratt]

DLR era > SH era. Not really all Sammy's fault but the band changed as well IMHO.

WYR be on a 5 hour long car drive with David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar?

[Muddy]

DLR era > SH era. Not really all Sammy's fault but the band changed as well IMHO.

WYR be on a 5 hour long car drive with David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar?

Sammy Hagar.

WYR be hunted by Michael Myers or Jason Voorhees?

[perrhaps]

Jason.

WYR be forced to watch "The English Patient" or "The Notebook"?

[MrsM]

both are good :) I'll say the English Patient

WYR cook with a gas or charcoal BBQ?