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[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's cold in here :|

[Hal-9000]

I have two bay doors open right now..and have been all afternoon.Cold is an understatement :| I can hardly type

[JoeyB]

Your phone number? :lol:

Call and ask for Jenny.

[Hal-9000]

off to do something else, laters :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:sadwavey:

[Hal-9000]

:(

I miss him already

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:(

I miss him already

:slap:

[Hal-9000]

Missed me missed me, now you gotta kiss me!


:cheerlead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:puke:

[Hal-9000]

Does that smiley guy smile a little after hurling? :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Doesn't everybody? :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:lol: idk....I'm usually the one holding the hair when other people barf

[RBP]

:lol: idk....I'm usually the one holding the hair when other people barf

playing with her pubes when she can't stop you doesn't count as "holding her hair" :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bwahahahahahahahaha :lol:

[deebakes]

Doesn't everybody? :lol:

not me... :hand:
















something is wrong with me and no matter why i puke, it makes me pass out :oops:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Freak :hand:

[deebakes]

:sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E83zvgoKHi8&feature=related

This ad was just on TV :homer:

[Hal-9000]

playing with her pubes when she can't stop you doesn't count as "holding her hair" :hand:

"she's into it! See how her mouth is open!!!"






:lol: I didn't see you slither in here ya bastid

[Hal-9000]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E83zvgoKHi8&feature=related

This ad was just on TV :homer:




That underwear never looks the same when you get it home and try it on :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

Ok, now I have to run.


be well

[minz]

No sleep and my face feels like it's been hit with a brick, good job it's quiet at work. :meh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:humpday:

[RBP]

No sleep and my face feels like it's been hit with a brick, good job it's quiet at work. :meh:

Looks like it too. :nana:

[RBP]

:humpday:

Morning Lance

[Teh One Who Knocks]

RBP :hi:

How goes it?

[RBP]

Good. Had kiddies to get off to school this morning... damn near forgot to go get them. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[RBP]

I was late but they made the bus :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's doesn't excuse it :nono:

[RBP]

You ain't my momma! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You ain't my momma! :x

:slap:

[RBP]

I have a lot to do today me thinks

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I do too...been putting some of this stuff off too long :wha:

Be probably off for most of the rest of the work day here shortly

[RBP]

I hope you have a very productive day Mr Lance. :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It most likely will be, thanks :)

[MrsM]

Morning folks :wave:

[RBP]

Hi MrsM :hug:

[MrsM]

Hey RBP :hug: how's things?

[RBP]

good good... lots to do today. How's your morning going so far?

[MrsM]

good good... lots to do today. How's your morning going so far?

Busy all day by the looks of it

[Teh One Who Knocks]

One project done....and 2 more show up to take it's place :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

This has been a busy day :|

[Hal-9000]

:x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've felt like that today too

[Hal-9000]

It's blizzarding out here today and nothing is going right...I may give up

[Teh One Who Knocks]

68.112% :|

[minz]

Your over half way :cheerlead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't stop at 100% though :|

[Southern Belle]

Sup?

[RBP]

Hiya Belle!!

[Southern Belle]

Hey hon, how's things?

[RBP]

Good thanks :) Just starting a new quarter of school (I am supposed to be reading right now actually)... feeling good. What's new with you?

[Southern Belle]

Nothing new, still applying for jobs, still taking classes, still unemployed. I'm almost finished with the first semester and will start the second in early Jan. Hope to have a certificate to put on my resume in a few months. Going to continue on to the associates degree.
I'm feeling pretty good lately too since I'm not physically exhausted from working my butt off and not mentally exhausted from having the crap aggravated out of me all day at work :lol:

[RBP]

Nothing new, still applying for jobs, still taking classes, still unemployed. I'm almost finished with the first semester and will start the second in early Jan. Hope to have a certificate to put on my resume in a few months. Going to continue on to the associates degree.
I'm feeling pretty good lately too since I'm not physically exhausted from working my butt off and not mentally exhausted from having the crap aggravated out of me all day at work :lol:

:lol: All good things - the jobs will come hopefully.

[Southern Belle]

Oh yeah, surely after all the applications I've sent.
Got some good news last week. When I got home from vacations in July, I discovered my Troybuilt tiller was missing and reported it stolen to the sheriff's dept. Not that they would ever even attempt to find it.
Anyway, one day last week, went to Mama's and there it sat behind her shed. Apparently, it had been in the woods behind a neighbor's house for months. I would have called the police again if not for the suspicion that one of my nephews could be involved. It's locked in the shed now.....

[RBP]

Well that IS good news! Is hubby adjusting to America ok?

[Southern Belle]

He loves it here! Especially the weather. It's been really mild the last couple of weeks although it's rained the last few days and just turned off cold, it will be sunny with highs in the 50s the rest of the week. Not bad for December.
He's not crazy about his job but happy in every other way.

[RBP]

That's amazing! Great to hear. Glad things are working out.

[Southern Belle]

Glad you're feeling better too. It's been rough the last couple of years or so for both of us.

[RBP]

Yeah for sure. But I think we're both on a good track now too. :)

[Southern Belle]

Oh yeah! Off for the night. Take care RBP!

[RBP]

Night Belle. :hug:

[Leefro]

It's a shame RBP ;)

[RBP]

It's a shame RBP ;)

:)

[Hal-9000]

Night gentlemen.....



*looks at DGX*

Newman...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah :|

[MrsM]

Morning :wave:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Morning MrsM....how are ya? :wavey:

[MrsM]

Hi Lance - very tired today

How are you?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

About the same I guess....gonna be another busy day I think. At least it's making the week fly by...

[Goofy]

Windy as a windy thing here today........ half expecting the roof to blow off the house :shock:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Goof :hi:

[Goofy]

Lance :howdy:

I'm not kidding about the wind btw, a double decker bus got blown over onto its side not far from us :shock:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Do you have a kite? :-k

[Goofy]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-16079849


Police have told people in Scotland not to travel, as severe winds of up to 151mph are battering the country, leaving thousands without power.

151mph........ that cant be good :lol:

[Goofy]

Do you have a kite? :-k

If i did i could probably achieve flight myself :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

Good day to stay indoors then

[Muddy]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-16079849



151mph........ that cant be good :lol:

Holy Shit!

[Goofy]

That's what i'm thinking :lol:

Hows work today mate? Busy?

[Goofy]

Holy Shit!

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's what i'm thinking :lol:

Hows work today mate? Busy?

Yeah, been a busy week...I can't wait for the weekend

[Goofy]

Yeah, been a busy week...I can't wait for the weekend

Not far away now thankfully :thumbsup:

Ive got a bunch of darts fixtures/results to put into an excel file so i better get on with it :| Back later :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Later mate :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have no ambition :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

91.912% :|

[KevinD]

Okay, what's with the % stuff Lance?

I'm out folks, was a good productive day, but I'm ready to go to bed.

[RBP]

so um yeah.. drunk and hiccuping... and passing out

[Goofy]

Two elephants and a cymbal fall off a cliff.......... :rimshot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah :|

[MrsM]

:yawn: Morning

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Morning MrsM :bananahi:

[MrsM]

Morning Lance - TGIF :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ain't that the truth!

But it looks like I will be stuck here almost all day again for the 2nd Friday in a row :(

How's your day look?

[MrsM]

long and busy

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That makes it feel more like a Monday :sad2:

[redred]

http://i.imgur.com/0glvX.jpg (http://imgur.com/0glvX)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:redx:

[redred]

fixed :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn hotlinkers [-(

[redred]

meh

[Teh One Who Knocks]

meh

:snapout:

[redred]

:funnel:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No alcohol for me this weekend :hand:

[redred]

i'm prepping for christmas:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've hit the booze too hard the past few weeks, my liver needs a break

[redred]

last sunday for me was a write off ,got up 9 ish went down the shops and got the papers then worked out i couldn't see anything so went back to bed till 2 in the afternoon :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've been busy so far this morning, but it feels like I've accomplished nothing :|

[Goofy]

No alcohol for me this weekend :hand:

Ditto! My phone has already been switched off, i'm staying in all weekend :lol:


I've been busy so far this morning, but it feels like I've accomplished nothing :|

I was working non-stop this afternoon........ on the plus side the time flew by quickly :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yup, the day is definitely going by fast, always a good thing. Except I still have so much work to do :lol:

[Goofy]

Yet you still find the time to post here :lol: Priorities firmly in check :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Meh, I've been busy almost all morning, I'm taking a break :hand:

[Goofy]

*checks Lance's posts today*




Yeah, busy here :lol:



Take a break from here and do some work :tup: :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*checks Lance's posts today*




Yeah, busy here :lol:



Take a break from here and do some work :tup: :lol:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Your violent response only confirms the truth of my post :hand:

[Goofy]

I'm hungry :-k

[minz]

I'm hungry :-k

You survived the weather last night then?

[Goofy]

You survived the weather last night then?

I sure did :dance: They build us tough up here :cool:

Hows you minz?

[minz]

I sure did :dance: They build us tough up here :cool:

Hows you minz?

I'm good thanks, I was thinking of you last night watching the news, you had it bad up there. :huh:

[Goofy]

Yep :lol: When i went into work today there was Police tape all over the place....... seems the roof got blown off one of the units round the corner from us in the Industrial Estate last night, no-one hurt thankfully!

[minz]

Yep :lol: When i went into work today there was Police tape all over the place....... seems the roof got blown off one of the units round the corner from us in the Industrial Estate last night, no-one hurt thankfully!

I thought we were going to lose our roof, it just sustained a bit of damage but stayed put.

[minz]

Home time :cheerlead: Got to get my party clothes ready for tomorrow night, as I wont be going home from work. :cheerlead: If I dont get on here tomorrow I'll see you in the hangover thread on Sunday :mrgreen: :wave:

[Goofy]

You wont see me in there minz, i'm on the wagon this weekend :D I will however be available to post some seizure/vomit inducing gifs if required :tup: Have fun :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

110.615% :|

[Goofy]

110.615% :|

The percentage every pro footballer gives in a match? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The percentage every pro footballer gives in a match? :-k

:slap:

The percentage of the work week that I worked :nono:

[Goofy]

Lucky you :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yes and no :|

[Goofy]

Off to bed :bye:

[redred]

game over here as well see ya

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Later guys :bye:

[Hal-9000]

Later guys :bye:

Are you going too? :face:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Eventually :-s

[Hal-9000]

oh :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

oh :sad2:

:snapout:

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/xDNxT.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/xDNxT.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sen8Tn8CBA4

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/nXwfG.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPWHfrU3PSQ

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/24Fyg.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suspect:

[Hal-9000]

:shrug:

came up on my asshole search

[Hal-9000]

:doh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/zVrnk.gif

[Hal-9000]

I gotta go out later so I should get ready...have a lovely night

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:sadwavey:

[RBP]

Hey Lance... I've been drinking again :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn drunks [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn passing out drunks [-(

[RBP]

Hey :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:morning:

[Goofy]

:morning:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

How goes it mate? :hi:

[Goofy]

Not too bad, just been lying in bed watching Soccer AM :D Yourself?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just woke up a little bit ago...couldn't sleep so I figured I might as well get up :)

[Goofy]

That's a stupid reason to get out of bed :hand: :lol: You have a tv in your bedroom don't you? Watch tv in bed for a couple of hours, i do that most sundays and occasional saturdays :tup: Laziness ftw!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'll stupid you :x

[Goofy]

Need a second opinion Lance, you think my desktop needs tidied up? :-k

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/3231/desktopcleanup.jpg (http://img408.imageshack.us/i/desktopcleanup.jpg/)

What a shambles :facepalm: You should see my pictures folder....... like aladdins cave ffs :lol: I really should do a bit of reorganising

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's awful :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/TPMD2.jpg

That's what a desktop should look like, nice and organized :tup:

[Goofy]

:lol: Thought as much......

[Goofy]

That's what a desktop should look like, nice and organized :tup:

Ooooh, cool zombie pic :tup:





















8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ooooh, cool zombie pic :tup:





















8-[

:slap:

[Goofy]

Well, she has two black eyes :nono:

Back in a bit mate, gonna have a go at reorganising :lol: Plus the Rangers game is on tv right now so i'm only half concentrating

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:bye:

[Muddy]

Good morning, everyone! :)

[redred]

afternoon all

[Muddy]

http://i.imgur.com/TPMD2.jpg

That's what a desktop should look like, nice and organized :tup:

What operating system is that? How did you get your buttons in that format?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Good morning, everyone! :)

:hi:


afternoon all

:hi:


What operating system is that? How did you get your buttons in that format?

Its' Win7....it's a desktop dock, they're awesome :tup:

[Goofy]

Its' Win7....it's a desktop dock, they're awesome :tup:

Well, you gonna hook us all up with a link or leave us standing here looking stupid? :-s *taps foot*


Updated the darts site with all the player stats - http://npdarts.wordpress.com/

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well, you gonna hook us all up with a link or leave us standing here looking stupid? :-s *taps foot*


Updated the darts site with all the player stats - http://npdarts.wordpress.com/

All Dell's running Win7 come with them...I know where you can d/l them if you are running a Dell, but not sure where you can get them for other brands. The Dell Dock will only install on a Dell. I think that the Dell Dock is made by Stardock though :-k

*EDIT - Stardock does make the Dell Dock

http://www.delldock.com/

http://www.stardock.com/products/objectdock/

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well, you gonna hook us all up with a link or leave us standing here looking stupid? :-s *taps foot*


Updated the darts site with all the player stats - http://npdarts.wordpress.com/

Where's the custom made table? :-s

[Pony]

Another freeware dock for all windows platforms is rocketdock.

http://rocketdock.com/

[Goofy]

All Dell's running Win7 come with them...I know where you can d/l them if you are running a Dell, but not sure where you can get them for other brands. The Dell Dock will only install on a Dell. I think that the Dell Dock is made by Stardock though :-k

*EDIT - Stardock does make the Dell Dock

http://www.delldock.com/

http://www.stardock.com/products/objectdock/

Mine's is a Dell :D


Where's the custom made table? :-s

It's a work in progress :oops: (roughly translated, i keep making a bollocks of it :lol: )

[Goofy]

Where's the custom made table? :-s

It's done :tup: - http://npdarts.wordpress.com/

No more work for me this weekend :) Have some dinner, watch El Classico (thats Real Madrid vs Barcelona for the uneducated ;) ) then watch the Amir Khan fight :dance:

[Goofy]

:burp:

[beowulf]

passin' thro

[Goofy]

Hey Beo, how you holding up mate?

[beowulf]

from day to day so far

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:morning:


It's done :tup: - http://npdarts.wordpress.com/

No more work for me this weekend :) Have some dinner, watch El Classico (thats Real Madrid vs Barcelona for the uneducated ;) ) then watch the Amir Khan fight :dance:

Looks Nice :tup:


passin' thro

Sorry for your loss mate...my condolences :(

[Goofy]

:wavey:

Stayed up till 6am watching the boxing (Khan v Peterson), great fight :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Was it worth staying up all night for? :-s

[Goofy]

Yep, i just stayed in bed till 1pm today :lol: Would highly recommend the downrent :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Lazy ass :nono:

[Goofy]

Nuh-uh [-( Lazy asses go to bed before 6am in the morning :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nuh-uh [-( Lazy asses go to bed before 6am in the morning :)

:slap:

[Goofy]

:catapult:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You aren't qualified to operate the catapult :hand:

[Goofy]

I had a catapult when i was a kid........ even killed a duck with it one time 8-[ I have all the necessary catapulting qualifications :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You are not up to date on all the new safety codes :hand:

[Goofy]

Health and safety is for gheys and girls :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Health and safety is for gheys and girls :hand:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:monday:

[MrsM]

Morning :wave:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Morning MrsM :hi:

How are ya?

[MrsM]

Good (for a Monday) - will be busy but not too bad


You?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

About the same I think

[Hal-9000]

:wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And where were you all weekend young man? [-(

[minz]

HI :wave:

[MrsM]

Hi Minz :wave:

How's things in the spa?

[minz]

Hi Minz :wave:

How's things in the spa?

Quiet today, sent the girls home, we're all dying in here :lol:

[MrsM]

Quiet today, sent the girls home, we're all dying in here :lol:

:)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Minz :hi:

[minz]

Minz :hi:

Lance :hug:

[minz]

:)

It didn't seem to stop us having fun on Saturday though :mrgreen:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Lance :hug:

How's Monday treating ya? :)

[minz]

How's Monday treating ya? :)

It's good thanks, been an easy kind of day, just waiting for 6pm (in about 35 mins)to close up and go home, hows your day going so far?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's good thanks, been an easy kind of day, just waiting for 6pm (in about 35 mins)to close up and go home, hows your day going so far?

Other than a horrible migraine that I woke up with, it's been fairly decent for a Monday (so far) :)

[Hal-9000]

And where were you all weekend young man? [-(


MIA :oops:


last inventory today and then weds/thurs we move our City of Calgary account out of the building.Friday I'll be able to smile again :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You can see the light at the end of the tunnel

[minz]

Almost home time :cheerlead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

In 3 hours :sad2:

[MrsM]

In 3 hours :sad2:

4+ for me :sad2::sad2:

[Muddy]

Whats shakin' cadets..!

[minz]

Home time :cheerlead: see you tomorrow :wave:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Whats shakin' cadets..!

MG :hi:


Home time :cheerlead: see you tomorrow :wave:

Later Minz :bye:

[Goofy]

Quick in-out, darting tonight :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn darters [-(

[Goofy]

*throws a dart at Lance* 8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

[Goofy]

Bullseye! :dance:

Gotta go, will be back on drunk in 5 hours or so :D

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Cya mate :bye:

[Hal-9000]

Never for me :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Never what? :-s

[Hal-9000]

never get to leave....I was posting beneath MrsM's post about 80 pages back :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[MrsM]

never get to leave....I was posting beneath MrsM's post about 80 pages back :lol:

:hug: poor Hal

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Only 1 hour to go now :dance2:

[Hal-9000]

3.5 for me..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

22.101% :|

[Hal-9000]

22.101% :|

:slap:

22.103% !!!!!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sorry :(

[Goofy]

Bollocks......... penis........... vagina........... testicles........... clunge............. and ass. That is all :|

[Hal-9000]

Bollocks......... penis........... vagina........... testicles........... clunge............. and ass. That is all :|

bad day dude? :|


(clunge? is that bad??)

[Goofy]

We lost at the darts 7-5, first loss of the season :(

Clunge = pussy

I did hit another 180 to lead the league for 180's but i'd far rather the team had won tbh :wha:

[Hal-9000]

We lost at the darts 7-5, first loss of the season :(

Clunge = pussy

I did hit another 180 to lead the league for 180's but i'd far rather the team had won tbh :wha:

oh...I thought it was something serious :|






:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

We lost at the darts 7-5, first loss of the season :(

Clunge = pussy

I did hit another 180 to lead the league for 180's but i'd far rather the team had won tbh :wha:

:empathy:















Now that that part is over....

:snapout: It's only one loss, you get yourself ready to build on that loss and come out and crush the competition next time out :x

[Goofy]

I dont do losses :x i won both my games, hit another 180......... i expect more from my teammates :x


















We were probably due a loss tbh though :-k I still dont like it though :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Don't make me send this guy over :nono:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFgiUm4lQig

[Goofy]

R.Lee Ermey...... fuckin legend :thumbsup:

[Goofy]

I wonder if R.Lee Ermey would be available for our next league match :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Call and ask? :-k

[Goofy]

Gonna head off to bed, later peepels :bye:

[Goofy]

Call and ask? :-k

Send me his number :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

5! :tup:




:-k

[Pony]

Dinner and TV time....

[Hal-9000]

Dinner and TV time....

1/2 hour then I can get my afterwork coffee and sit back and relaxxxxxxx

[KevinD]

Hey, it's 1984 all over again! Yay! Tired as heck, doesn't look like to many are on tonight, so laters!