Checking In/Checking Out Version 1.0

[Jezter]

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a111/a111.gif

[MrsM]

This day went from busy to crazy - Hi all :wavey:

Hopefully can drop by again later

[Hal-9000]

Mornin :wavey:

[RBP]

Howdy Hal :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hal :hi:

[Jezter]

Haliburton :hi:

[minz]

PT? PussyTraining? :mrgreen: Kidding aside...what ever it is, I hope it is good for you and you will enjoy it.

Also :howdy: MrsM, RubenesqueBumPeen

PT = Personal trainer... and 2 hours later I now wish I was dead :(


Clear your cache





I have no idea what your talking about :lol: I need an idiots list to follow :d

[Jezter]

http://www.wikihow.com/Clear-Your-Browser's-Cache
http://www.wikihow.com/Clear-Your-Browser's-Cookies

[minz]

Thanks, I'll do that tomorrow when I'm back at work.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I am about to go postal :|

[Jezter]

I am about to go postal :|

:overkill:

[RBP]

I am about to go postal :|

:shock:


:-k


:machinegun:

[minz]

I am about to go postal :|

UPS?


OK sorry :oops: whats up cutes

[minz]

:overkill:


:shock:


:-k


:machinegun:

Remind me never to upset you two. :shock:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:overkill:


:shock:


:-k


:machinegun:

:maniac:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

UPS?


OK sorry :oops: whats up cutes

Just work related bullshit :|

[minz]

Just work related bullshit :|

:hug: It'll soon be home time.

[Jezter]

:overkill:


:shock:


:-k


:machinegun:


:maniac:

I think that all about takes care for the going postal. :lol:

[Jezter]

Aawwww, but Minzy, you could never upset me.

[minz]

Aawwww, but Minzy, you could never upset me.

Awwwe :hug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think that all about takes care for the going postal. :lol:

I wish we had more violent smileys :(

[minz]

I wish we had more violent smileys :(

No, no, it's never that bad Lance, I mean, look on the bright side, you have us lot to keep you company. :mrgreen:







Oh crap, that’s probably just made him suicidal :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[minz]

:( I'm sorry :(

[Jezter]

:( I'm sorry :(
I think it is :grouphug: time.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:( I'm sorry :(

It's okay :empathy:

[Hal-9000]

I am about to go postal :|

Don't...I just Bieber'd my supervisor's computer.

He's going to be plenty pissed when he gets back tomorrow :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol: :lol:

[Hal-9000]

He's black and him and I share a lot of musical likes...old school R&B, funk as well as some new stuff.

He HATES Bieber...


Sooooo I created a new picture folder within his documents, locked it and inserted 24 pictures of The Bieb in various states of Gheyness.....screen saver is set on 5 minutes for a My Pictures Slideshow


He's going to be sooooooo pissed :rofl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lmao:

[Muddy]

Lance, do you think you will ever release an amateur porn movie?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Lance, do you think you will ever release an amateur porn movie?

:slap:

[minz]

I fell asleep on the sofa, I wont sleep tonight now. :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

2

:|

[Goofy]

8

[Teh One Who Knocks]

8

:slap:

[Goofy]

What? :-s This isn't the random number thread? :-k

[minz]

12 :wha:

[Goofy]

12 :wha:

62.6 :x

[minz]

5000 :cheerlead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :-s This isn't the random number thread? :-k

:gtfo:

[Goofy]

Awww :sad2: I can't compete with that

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Shower time...might be back later depending...

:bye:

[Goofy]

Bed time for me :bye:

[Hal-9000]

Bed time for me :bye:


Shower time...might be back later depending...

:bye:


coincidence?

I think not [-(

[minz]

Bedtime for me too. :wavey:

coincidence?

:d

[RBP]

basement orgy! :cheers:

[Hal-9000]

Bed time for me :bye:


Bedtime for me too. :wavey:

coincidence?



:d


Are you a gay man too? Then, yes it is

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Off to watch some TV and then to bed, I'm beat down tired :bye:

[Southern Belle]

Did somebody mention orgy?

[RBP]

Did somebody mention orgy?

you in? :cheers:

[Southern Belle]

:lol:
Can I watch?

[RBP]

:lol:
Can I watch?

sure just come a little closer.,.. leeeetle closer...... 8-[

[Jezter]

Morning.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

[RBP]

Good Morning Lance and all.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All? :shock:

Who else is here? :hills:































G'day RBP :hi:

[RBP]

Wednesday already!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Already? :suspect:


It took forever to get here :(

[RBP]

I survived 3 days so far with these kids.... yay. Only 9 more to go.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

They are probably plotting against you as we speak :shhh:

[minz]

I survived 3 days so far with these kids.... yay. Only 9 more to go.

It takes around 4 days before they feel comfortable enough to play tricks on you, still you'll only have 8 days left then. :huh:

:lol:

[RBP]

Som,e neighborhood kids showed up at the bedroom window at midnight. :huh:

"can I go for a walk?" got a quick "yeah... not happening" :roll:

[minz]

:lol:

They are probably plotting against you as we speak :shhh:

Wise words :tup:

[RBP]

It takes around 4 days before they feel comfortable enough to play tricks on you, still you'll only have 8 days left then. :huh:

:lol:

oh great! :lol:

[RBP]

oh and good morning Minzy. :hug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Som,e neighborhood kids showed up at the bedroom window at midnight. :huh:

"can I go for a walk?" got a quick "yeah... not happening" :roll:

http://i.imgur.com/u2hSg.jpg

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/u2hSg.jpg

Exactly!

[minz]

oh great! :lol:

Be grateful it's only 8 days, I've had 24 years of it. :wha:

[RBP]

Be grateful it's only 8 days, I've had 24 years of it. :wha:

Yes this is a reminder of why I didn't breed. ;)

[minz]

oh and good morning Minzy. :hug:

Morning RBP and Lance (even though it's afternoon here :lol:) :wavey:

[RBP]

Morning RBP and Lance (even though it's afternoon here :lol:) :wavey:

Good afternoon then!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Minz :hi:

[Jezter]

Aftemanoonio people!

[Southern Belle]

Morning!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Jez :hi:

Belle :hi:

[Southern Belle]

Lance, is that fire anywhere near you?

[MrsM]

Morning folks :wave:

[Jezter]

Belle, MrsM :howdy:

[Southern Belle]

Morning MrsM!

Well, I'm out. Lots to do today. IKEA is going to deliver my new furniture later and in the meantime, I'm working on my veggie garden. Catch y'all later.

[Jezter]

Lance :hi:

Belle :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Lance, is that fire anywhere near you?

Not really, no....nothing to worry about either where I live or work


Morning folks :wave:

:hi:


Morning MrsM!

Well, I'm out. Lots to do today. IKEA is going to deliver my new furniture later and in the meantime, I'm working on my veggie garden. Catch y'all later.

:bye:

[golfer]

sup yall if you feel you need a positive talk with the sad truth about the music industry go watch the ted talk by rob reid

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Golfer :hi:


I'm swamped now with paperwork :wha:

May disappear for a bit

[Jezter]

sup yall if you feel you need a positive talk with the sad truth about the music industry go watch the ted talk by rob reid
I feel the positive need for punctuation, golfer! :lol: :razz:

Good morning to you too, sir.

[Jezter]

Golfer :hi:


I'm swamped now with paperwork :wha:

May disappear for a bit
Getting marriage and adoption papers in order, so you and Nikki can take a step forward? :razz:




Her name was Nikki, right? 8-[

[golfer]

I feel the positive need for punctuation, golfer! :lol: :razz:

Good morning to you too, sir.

punctuation is for the birds.... its better people guess... plus my eyes are still not focused as I'm up way to early ...

[golfer]

I'm swamped now with paperwork :wha:

May disappear for a bit

throw it in the fire... it cuts down on the work ;)

[Jezter]

punctuation is for the birds.... its better people guess... plus my eyes are still not focused as I'm up way to early ...

Then I suggest you do the RBP; wake up, be up for 2 mins, go back for "a nap" that lasts another 8 hours. :lol:

[RBP]

Then I suggest you do the RBP; wake up, be up for 2 mins, go back for "a nap" that lasts another 8 hours. :lol:

:slap:

[Jezter]

:slap:

Morning sunshine! Just woke up from the 2nd nap of the day? :razz:

[Hal-9000]

mornin :wavey:

[Jezter]

mornin :wavey:

'nin :hi:

[RBP]

I did go back to bed after taking care of the dogs before 6 am. That's juts too early. :hand:

[RBP]

mornin :wavey:

:wavey:

[Jezter]

I did go back to bed after taking care of the dogs before 6 am. That's juts too early. :hand:

That would be late for Lance.

[RBP]

That would be late for Lance.

Lance wasn't up until 1 am.

[Jezter]

Lance wasn't up until 1 am.

No, cuz he's a smart boy!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Getting marriage and adoption papers in order, so you and Nikki can take a step forward? :razz:




Her name was Nikki, right? 8-[

:gtfo:


throw it in the fire... it cuts down on the work ;)

I wish I could, believe me :|


mornin :wavey:

:hi:


Lance wasn't up until 1 am.

No, but I was awakened at 11 when the girlie came home and didn't finally get back to sleep until almost 1 AM, just in time to get up when the alarm went off at 3:20 :hand:

So man up :x

[golfer]

No, but I was awakened at 11 when the girlie came home and didn't finally get back to sleep until almost 1 AM, just in time to get up when the alarm went off at 3:20 :hand:

So man up :x

your the one with the loud girl... :lol: no need to man up, just use your paperwork as a pillow

[Muddy]

No, but I was awakened at 11 when the girlie came home and didn't finally get back to sleep until almost 1 AM, just in time to get up when the alarm went off at 3:20 :hand:

So man up :x


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ7YXHCF3pE

[RBP]

No, but I was awakened at 11 when the girlie came home and didn't finally get back to sleep until almost 1 AM, just in time to get up when the alarm went off at 3:20 :hand:

So man up :x

I agree with Golfer, not my fault you have loud women in your life. :hand:

[golfer]

I agree with Golfer, not my fault you have loud women in your life. :hand:
:gimme5:

[Jezter]

:gtfo:


Hey now! What did I do wrong now? :(

[golfer]

Hey now! What did I do wrong now? :(

you corrected his punctuation :)

[Jezter]

you corrected his punctuation :)

Did not! :sad2:

[golfer]

ok im off... time to get ready and go to work :(

[Jezter]

ok im off... time to get ready and go to work :(

Seeya! :wave:

[Hal-9000]

Morning sunshine! Just woke up from the 2nd nap of the day? :razz:

:lol:

[RBP]

:lol:

don't encourage him :slap:

[Jezter]

don't encourage him :slap:

So angry! Maybe you need a nap to get rid of the cranky-buttness.

[Hal-9000]

don't encourage him :slap:

You're like the hobbits with food...

first breakfast
second breakfast
elevens'es
lunch
afternoon tea
supper
snack
late night snack

[Hal-9000]

So angry! Maybe you need a nap to get rid of the cranky-buttness.

He had to create June's nap schedule, now he's tired...

give him a break :lol:

[Jezter]

You're like the hobbits with food...

first breakfast
second breakfast
elevens'es
lunch
afternoon tea
supper
snack
late night snack
And now Im hungry! Damnit. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

better have a nap before eating...conserve your energy :tup:

[Jezter]

I think RBP must be tired from sleeping so much. I mean..that is hard work to sleep all 8 hours in one go! Like a full day's work. No wonder he wakes up exhausted.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Time to go the fuck home :woot:


:bye:

[Jezter]

Time to go home to fuck :woot:


Fix'd as I believe that is what you meant. :D

[Hal-9000]

Time to go fuck a homo :woot:


:bye:


:rolleyes:

[minz]

:lol: You two are so banned when he get back. :lol:

[Jezter]

I need to sleep. I trust Hal will take care of you and entertain you while Im gone.

[minz]

I need to sleep. I trust Hal will take care of you and entertain you while Im gone.

Well I keep hinting but he just doesn't get it :dunno:

Sweet dreams Jez :hug:

[RBP]

Night Jezzie

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Fix'd as I believe that is what you meant. :D


:rolleyes:

:diedie:

[minz]

:diedie:

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

if there ever was a Lance-smilie, that one is it :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

We don't have enough violent smileys :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

:sad2: yeah we need more

[minz]

:maniac::stfu::axe::overkill::chair::clue::beatdow n::machinegun::fire::nutkick::suicide::acid::fryin gpan::chill:

Nope, not nearly enough violence here. :huh:

[Hal-9000]

:maniac::stfu::axe::overkill::chair::clue::beatdow n::machinegun::fire::nutkick::suicide::acid::fryin gpan::chill:

Nope, not nearly enough violence here. :huh:


you forgot one :slap:

[Hal-9000]

been a good boy so the boss let me leave an hour early today


:wavey:

[minz]

Sweet dreams, I'm off to bed now see you all tomorrow.

[Hal-9000]

get better Minz

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:morning:

[Muddy]

Tired".wow

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Me too....and it's only Thursday :wha:

[Muddy]

I stayed up dyeing hair

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[RBP]

Brief good morning - I am not staying up. :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Then I'm not wasting a good morning on a false alarm [-(

[RBP]

:sad2:

[minz]

I stayed up dyeing hair

Blue?

[Pony]

Blue?

No, he's just tired.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:sad2:

Then stay awake :snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No, he's just tired.

:rimshot:

[Jezter]

Afternoon.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Jez :hi:

[minz]

Afternoon :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's morning you people, get your clocks fixed :x

[minz]

It's morning you people, get your clocks fixed :x

It's afternoon, you people need to catch up with the rest of us :x

[minz]

:nana:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Don't make me break out a violent smiley [-(

[Jezter]

Minz "The Boobage" Minzington :howdy:
Lance "Knocking Boots" Lancelot :hi:

[minz]

Don't make me break out a violent smiley [-(

So whats new :lol:


Minz "The Boobage" Minzington :howdy:
Lance "Knocking Boots" Lancelot :hi:

Hi sweets :)

[Jezter]

Feeling any better today?

[minz]

Feeling any better today?

Nope, got an appointment to see the Doc in the morning, I think it's a chest infection but I'm asthmatic too so that's not helping, I woke at 4am barely able to breath :(

[Jezter]

Nope, got an appointment to see the Doc in the morning, I think it's a chest infection but I'm asthmatic too so that's not helping, I woke at 4am barely able to breath :(

Awww..didn't have any medicine to take to help with the symptoms? I hope it is nothing too bad and will go away fast.

[MrsM]

Morning all :wavey: - hope you feel better soon Minz :hug:

[minz]

Awww..didn't have any medicine to take to help with the symptoms? I hope it is nothing too bad and will go away fast.

I just have ventolin inhalers at the moment, they seem to be helping to keep the airways open, I really struggled last night/this morning I'm not looking forward to bedtime. :( It's worse when I lay down.

[Jezter]

Morning all :wavey: - hope you feel better soon Minz :hug:
Hello!

I just have ventolin inhalers at the moment, they seem to be helping to keep the airways open, I really struggled last night/this morning I'm not looking forward to bedtime. :( It's worse when I lay down.
Go to the Pharmacy? Send one of your kiddos to fetch you some proper medicine to help you survive till doc time.

[minz]

Morning all :wavey: - hope you feel better soon Minz :hug:

Thanks MrsM, I'm sure I'll be fine, I've been worse and lived to tell the tale :lol: so i guess the prognosis is good.

[minz]

Hello!

Go to the Pharmacy? Send one of your kiddos to fetch you some proper medicine to help you survive till doc time.

My munchkins have all left home, I'm all alone now :sad2:

[Jezter]

My munchkins have all left home, I'm all alone now :sad2:

They have phones, don't they? Im pretty sure they want to take care of their mom... You do all sorts of things for them, so now it is time for them to do something for you.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Morning MrsM :hi:

[minz]

They have phones, don't they? Im pretty sure they want to take care of their mom... You do all sorts of things for them, so now it is time for them to do something for you.

I'm not really sure what would help to be honest, I think I just need antibiotics now to kill the infection, the inhalers do a pretty good job helping with the breathing, also it gets a bit easier in the afternoon for some reason :dunno:, night time is difficult time.

[Jezter]

I'm not really sure what would help to be honest, I think I just need antibiotics now to kill the infection, the inhalers do a pretty good job helping with the breathing, also it gets a bit easier in the afternoon for some reason :dunno:, night time is difficult time.

I just wanted you to feel better... :sad:

[minz]

I just wanted you to feel better... :sad:

I know sweetie, and thank you :hug:

[Hal-9000]

morning :wavey:

[minz]

morning :wavey:

Afternoon :wavey:

[Hal-9000]

Afternoon :wavey:

:x it's still last night for me....soooo sleepy

Are you feeling better Minz?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Halgaard :hi:

[Jezter]

Hal :meatspin:

[Hal-9000]

ooooh, one guy makes me feel like a viking and the other guy makes me feel like I was violated


:face:

morning gentlemen

[minz]

:x it's still last night for me....soooo sleepy

Are you feeling better Minz?

I've felt better, Doc's tomorrow though.

[Hal-9000]

I've felt better, Doc's tomorrow though.

chin up....it won't last forever

[minz]

:wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

4

:|

[Southern Belle]

:mrgreen:6

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-s

[Hal-9000]

3.14 :bananahi:

[minz]

I think I'm on 14 now :?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Imma kick all your asses :x

[minz]

Imma kick all your asses :x

Careful with Hal, you might just lose your foot. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Careful with Hal, you might just lose your foot. :lol:


Is someone helping you with these posts? :lol:

ffs woman

[minz]

Is someone helping you with these posts? :lol:

ffs woman

I wonder where I learned all these insults :? :lol:

[Southern Belle]

Imma kick all your asses :x :hills:










6:36 pm EDT

[Hal-9000]

I wonder where I learned all these insults :? :lol:

Well it certainly wasn't from listening to me because your IQ is less than your bra size....


oh noes :doh:








:coat:

[Southern Belle]

Uh oh.....

[minz]

Well it certainly wasn't from listening to me because your IQ is less than your bra size....


oh noes :doh:








:coat:

I simply meant that I had a good donkey to poke the stick at. [-(


:nana:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Someone say donkey show? :-s

[Hal-9000]

I simply meant that I had a good donkey to poke the stick at. [-(


:nana:

Nobody makes an ass outta me!!!!! :x


(unless it's greek bath night at the YMCA)

[Hal-9000]

Someone say donkey show? :-s


Minz + donkey + Mexico...





can't continue....she'll slap me until I cry :lol:

[minz]

Nobody makes an ass outta me!!!!! :x




Nope, your perfectly capable of doing that yourself sweetie :d

[Hal-9000]

:sad2:


I'm going to go play with myself now....at least he enjoys my company

[minz]

:sad2:


I'm going to go play with myself now....at least he enjoys my company

:empathy:

[Hal-9000]

:empathy:

don't touch me....it ruins my masturbation

[minz]

don't touch me....it ruins my masturbation

:hug:

[Hal-9000]

cutesy crap ruins yet another perfectly good hard-on :|




:lol: gotta go, see ya

[minz]

cutesy crap ruins yet another perfectly good hard-on :|




:lol: gotta go, see ya

Gotta go too, see you tomorrow cutes :hug:

[KevinD]

Hiya Minz (and anyone else on this eveing)

[Southern Belle]

Hey Kev!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Kevin :hi:

[KevinD]

Hey gang, been busy around here lately. Working in a rig building yard on the north side of Houston. 2 hrs travel(depending on traffic, could be longer) , dusty and hot as hell. Yesterday, it was 101f at 7pm. drained and tired. Wish I had drawn the job in South Indiana.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:


Gonna be a long day though :|

[Pony]

I sure hope not.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It will be, I already said so :hand:

[Pony]

Since I woke up early and I'm sure I'll stay up late, technically you are right.

It's gonna be a short easy day at work though.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It will be a long work day too :nono:

[Pony]

No, it won't. I already said so. :nana:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I said it first, it was implied :slap:

[Pony]

You were not specific, I choose to ignore your implication.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

[Pony]

Don't get mad at me because you didn't get enough work done yesterday! I'm leaving early and heading to the island. :nana:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'll still be getting drunk tonite, so what's your point? :-s

[Pony]

I'm outta here, gotta pack my bag, get breakfast, gas up the car and be at work in time for some HR meeting.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Later bud :bye:

[RBP]

Good morning. :yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Good morning. :yawn:

:snapout:

[RBP]

Th beagle is barking (baying?) in the yard at 6:15 am. :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Is that some kind of code phrase? Are you CIA? :-s

[RBP]

Is that some kind of code phrase? Are you CIA? :-s

:lol: the eagle has landed. :shifty:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't know the counter-sign :(

[RBP]

you're supposed to reply "the man is inside hal"

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shock:

[RBP]

I know, that's what I thought too.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I refuse :hand:

[RBP]

I finally went out and got the dog... he wouldn't shut up.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

He just wanted you to play with him :sad2:

[RBP]

He was all over the squirrel scent this morning. :roll:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All he wanted was to play with the squirrels :sad2:

[RBP]

:lol: Yes I know, but he was doing it too loudly, dammit!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Meanie! :x

[RBP]

I know, I should be more pro-dog-freedom, and less neighbor-conscious!

Dog's rights!

[RBP]

I havew SO much to do, but I can't stay awake!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

5 Hour Energy :tup:

[RBP]

I should go get something, but there's a friend of the boy staying over so I can't go anywhere.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[RBP]

so coffee and a nap it is! :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:disapproval:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

One more quote to finish and I can finally GTFO of here for the weekend :|

[Hal-9000]

One more quote to finish and I can finally GTFO of here for the weekend :|

there...did it for you :tup: ^^^

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suspect:

[Hal-9000]

Did you need a different type of quote? :-s

how about this one:



"A house divided against itself cannot stand."

Abraham Lincoln

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:disapproval:

[minz]

Evening :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hi Minz :wavey:

Bye Minz...time to go home :cheers:

[minz]

Was it something I said? :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

" Imma rite a booke abowt life "


Snooki

[KevinD]

Well, sat morning (1:30am) I'm in Galliano Louisiana, just got to hotel, have to catch a chopper in a few hours. Hope to be feet dry Sun evening or Mon morning at the latest. Don't wanna miss my flight Tues to Brazil.

Later taters.

[Hal-9000]

I have to go to the dentist at 11:30, routine maintenance stuff but still a shitty way to interrupt a day off :|