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[Goofy]

:fail:

:loser:


















:outtahere:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

There you go again [-(

[Goofy]

There you go again [-(

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:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance2:

:slap:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yes? :-s

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Just had a cheeseburger and a chicken burger from the roll van........ i could do with a sleep now :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:fart2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fart2:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:yawn: Is it home-time yet?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn: Is it home-time yet?

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 07:14 AM.

[Goofy]

That doesnt answer my question [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That doesnt answer my question [-(

:snapout:

[Pony]

:yawn: Is it home-time yet?

I'm home. It must be time.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm home. It must be time.

:suspect:

[Goofy]

I'm home. It must be time.

:woohoo:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woohoo:

Not for you :hand:

[Goofy]

:monday:

Bleh :|

[redred]

thursday :woot:

[Goofy]

thursday :woot:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

How in the hell is it only Wednesday? :wha:

[Pony]

Friday!:cheerlead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Friday!:cheerlead:

:gtfo:

[Goofy]

Friday!:cheerlead:

:beatdown:

[Pony]

Saturday?

I tend to lose track these days.

[Goofy]

Saturday?

I tend to lose track these days.

:nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Today is going by so s-l-o-w :|

[Goofy]

I work with so many lazy cunts :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I work with so many lazy cunts :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Goofy]

I think i may have a good few beers at the bowls tonight :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bleh :|

:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think i may have a good few beers at the bowls tonight :-k

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If this week was going by any slower, it would be going backwards :|

[Goofy]

If this week was going by any slower, it would be going backwards :|

Yup :|

Scorching weather here today, supposed to reach 28C :shock:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It made it to 29C here yesterday, supposed to be a little better today though and thru the rest of the week and weekend

[Pony]

I've so much to get done, almost all outdoors but it"s supposed to be cold, crappy and raining all day today again. Forecast says good tomorrow and Sat but I've company coming Fri-Mon.

[Goofy]

I've so much to get done, almost all outdoors but it"s supposed to be cold, crappy and raining all day today again. Forecast says good tomorrow and Sat but I've company coming Fri-Mon.

:haha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've so much to get done, almost all outdoors but it"s supposed to be cold, crappy and raining all day today again. Forecast says good tomorrow and Sat but I've company coming Fri-Mon.

:violin:





:outtahere:

[Goofy]

I vote we cancel the rest of the week and retire to the pub....... all in favour say yay!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't have enough money to retire :dunno:

[Goofy]

Ill buy you a pint mate :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just one? :-s Stingy bastid [-(

[Goofy]

Ungrateful scallywag [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ungrateful scallywag [-(

:x :beatdown:

[Goofy]

*goes for a pint without Lance* [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*goes for a pint without Lance* [-(

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:friday:

[redred]

start of a 4 day weekend :woot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

Maybe :-k

[Goofy]

Why are people stupid? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why are people stupid? :-k

Because :tup:

[Goofy]

Well that explains it :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:agreed:

[Goofy]

So much stupidity......... it really staggers me tbh, i dont know how these people function and get through life :|

[deebakes]

by complaining about everything? :?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's because they live in their own little bubble

[Goofy]

by complaining about everything? :?


It's because they live in their own little bubble

Two thumbsup :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's going to get worse before it gets better I'm afraid.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Man, sometime in the middle of the night there was this clap of thunder, lasted a good 30 seconds and it was so fucking loud that it shook the whole house. Sounded like the end of the world, scared the fuck out of me :lol:

[Goofy]

Man, sometime in the middle of the night there was this clap of thunder, lasted a good 30 seconds and it was so fucking loud that it shook the whole house. Sounded like the end of the world, scared the fuck out of me :lol:

Wuss :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Wuss :hand:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Settle petal :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Eh? :-s

[Goofy]

Google it :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:umno:

[Goofy]

:willie:

[Goofy]

Its currently 28C here right now :faint:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

14C here :)

[redred]

26 c in the shade here, I'm not made for this heat

[Teh One Who Knocks]

26 c in the shade here, I'm not made for this heat

:chill:

[Goofy]

:morning:

[Goofy]

:monday:

Bleh :|

[Goofy]

:yawn:

:suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:monday:

[Goofy]

:monday:

Every day is monday :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Saturday isn't Monday :hand:

[Goofy]

Some of them are :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not all of them :nono:

[Goofy]

This saturday is a monday :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Already? :-s

[Goofy]

Yup :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:wah:




:outtahere:

[Goofy]

:wah:




:outtahere:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

:nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You need help :facepalm:

[Goofy]

You need help :facepalm:

To kick you in the nuts? :-s I can do it fine myself :nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nuts:

[Goofy]

:nuts:

:beatdown:

Also, :burp: Just had a massive plate of chilli con carne........ my arse will be complaining tomorrow :mrgreen:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

It was good :homer:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:monday:

:suicide2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/x8pVwCg.jpg

[Goofy]

http://i.imgur.com/x8pVwCg.jpg

:nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :-s

[Goofy]

Its only monday :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Its only monday :slap:

You = :dunce:

[Goofy]

You = :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:yawn: i wanna go home

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn: i wanna go home

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:sleep:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:sleep:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Bowling away from home tonight too, be lucky if im home for 30 mins before heading out again :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No sympathy :hand:

[Goofy]

:monday:

Bowling again tonight, Perthshire Pairs with my dad :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/mwPcmfC.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:monday:

Bowling again tonight, Perthshire Pairs with my dad :|

Your own fault :hand:

[Goofy]

http://i.imgur.com/mwPcmfC.jpg

:beatdown:



Your own fault :hand:

My dads fault :hand: :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Mental :nuts:

[Goofy]

Mental :nuts:

Ill mental you!! :nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You're beyond help :facepalm:

[Goofy]

I need no help :hand: :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You need more help than exists :nono:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:











:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Like I said, mental :nuts:

[Goofy]

Like I said, mental :nuts:

:overkill:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

EXACTLY how a mental person would react [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My boss is in Costa Rica for vacation...he just called to see what's going on here at the shop and check in :|

[Pony]

My boss is in Costa Rica for vacation...he just called to see what's going on here at the shop and check in :|

You should answer in a panic an start screaming about how everything is falling apart, he needs to come back now!!! Then once his stress level skyrockets call him back and tell him everything is fine.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

[Goofy]

My boss is in Costa Rica for vacation...he just called to see what's going on here at the shop and check in :|

My boss calls every single fucking day while he's on holiday :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My boss calls every single fucking day while he's on holiday :hand:

:saysyou:

[Goofy]

:saysyou:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Always the same with you :facepalm:

[Goofy]

:thursday:

Dad and i won at the bowls last night :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/9RnFp6e.gif


Nice :thumbsup:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :-s

[Goofy]

Its only thursday :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Its only thursday :slap:

:wrong:


:friday:

[Goofy]

:wrong:


:friday:

Thursday!! :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/HnGH93Q.jpg

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:friday:

:woohoo:

[Goofy]

:monday:

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/gxRT0Dw.jpg

[Goofy]

http://i.imgur.com/gxRT0Dw.jpg

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Every day the same thing :shakehead:

[Goofy]

:burp:

Lentil soup ftw! :fart2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:puke:

[Goofy]

:homer:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:puke:

[Goofy]

I cant stop farting :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tmi:

[Goofy]

:fart2:

[Goofy]

:monday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/oN36bAh.jpg

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :-s

[Goofy]

You dont know what day it is :nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You dont know what day it is :nuts:

http://i.imgur.com/Bol6C0o.jpg

[Goofy]

Fake news :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Fake news :hand:

:stfu:

[Goofy]

:yawn: sofaking tired

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn: sofaking tired

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:sleep:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:sleep:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:imok:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:imok:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:bounce:














:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:bounce:














:yawn:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:fart:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm so burned out of working right now :|

[Goofy]

Ditto

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah....there's got to be a better way

[Goofy]

Lottery win :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think I saw that Powerball is up to $375 million here now

[Goofy]

I think I saw that Powerball is up to $375 million here now

I suppose that would do :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'd have to cut back on a few things

[Goofy]

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't think I'll hold my breath though

[Goofy]

I don't think I'll hold my breath though

Only if youre under water :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suspect:

[Goofy]

:monday:

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:humpday:

[Goofy]

The sun's out! :woohoo:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The sun's always out :rolleyes:

[Goofy]

The sun's always out :rolleyes:

Not in Scotland :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not in Scotland :slap:

It's out here more than 300 days out of the year :sad2:

[Goofy]

It's out here more than 300 days out of the year :sad2:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What was that for? :-s

[Goofy]

I dunno....... habit i guess :shrug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I dunno....... habit i guess :shrug:

:gtfo:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/HrcBCe7.jpg

[Goofy]

http://i.imgur.com/HrcBCe7.jpg

:beatdown:

Its raining again :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woot: Rain! :woot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZUE4_PtOk0

[Goofy]

Oh oh its a beatdown again! :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

It's gonna be sunny and 87° (31C) here today :wha: Saturday it's supposed to be 95° (35C) :suicide:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

It's gonna be sunny and 87° (31C) here today :wha: Saturday it's supposed to be 95° (35C) :suicide:

Our forecast is rain until next wednesday......... think i might start working on an Ark this afternoon :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'll take the rain and you can have the 35C heat

[Goofy]

I'll take the rain and you can have the 35C heat

Deal! :cheers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:liar:

You'll burst into flames at 35C :hand:

[Goofy]

Possibly :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Too early in the year to be this hot :(

[Goofy]

Id just like to see a bit less rain and a bit more sun

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Give me rain any day :tup:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

There has to be a way to turn the sun off :-k

[Goofy]

There has to be a way to turn the sun off :-k

Didnt Superman do it in Superman 4? :-k

[Goofy]

:suicide: x 1000000000

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/8pUOWLW.jpg

[Goofy]

I was hoping today would be friday since we're running a darts comp at the club tonight........ but im 99% sure im gonna have to work tomorrow :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's definitely Friday :cheers:

[Goofy]

I wish i only worked part-time like you :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Pffffffft....by the time I leave here today, I'll have 53 hours in :hand:

[Goofy]

:saysyou:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:saysyou:

If you worked more than 6 hours a day you wouldn't have to work on Saturday :nono:




:dance2:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bleh :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Having a cunt of a day :suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What happened?

[Goofy]

Just a shitty job im working on that is due to go out on monday........ and we're short of a part :| Wouldnt normally be an issue but the customer is going away to France for 3 months on tuesday morning and this is a £5k job that we're already down over £2k in parts.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Delegate and give it to someone else :tup:

[Goofy]

Nearly 6pm and im still here........ havent had a break all day either :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nearly 6pm and im still here........ havent had a break all day either :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:meh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:meh:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:

:overkill:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That was uncalled for [-(

[Goofy]

Finished....... next stop, the pub! :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:friday:

:woot:

[Goofy]

:monday:

:|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/JAxxA2N.jpg

[Goofy]

http://i.imgur.com/JAxxA2N.jpg

:beatdown:


You're early today :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Couldn't sleep, so I came in early

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

Up to much at the weekend? Mine vanished in an instant as usual, didnt finish work until nearer 2pm sat :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Same here, didn't do much, blinked, and it was Monday morning :|

[Goofy]

Im hoping to take this saturday off....... but we'll see

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I already heard, you have to work this Saturday :(