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Teh One Who Knocks
07-20-2012, 09:57 PM
:empathy: Not long now sugar plum.

I'm home now...just got in a few minutes ago. Had to work late...and then deal with traffic :|

Hal-9000
07-20-2012, 10:01 PM
sugar plum :rolleyes:

minz
07-20-2012, 10:07 PM
sugar plum :rolleyes:

:slap: He fixes the site when you break it, so yeah, he's a sugar plum. :D

minz
07-20-2012, 10:08 PM
sugar plum :rolleyes:

I have a special name for you though :lol:



:oops:

Hal-9000
07-20-2012, 10:08 PM
:slap: He fixes the site when you break it, so yeah, he's a sugar plum. :D

:slap: HEY! Don't bring me into this realm of little cutesy names my little bacon burger with melted cheese....

Hal-9000
07-20-2012, 10:09 PM
I have a special name for you though :lol:



:oops:


Yeah I got one for you too but I enjoy chatting with you daily so it's going to be a secret for a verrry long time :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-20-2012, 10:10 PM
:slap: HEY! Don't bring me into this realm of little cutesy names my little bacon burger with melted cheese....

:nana:

minz
07-20-2012, 10:11 PM
Yeah I got one for you too but I enjoy chatting with you daily so it's going to be a secret for a verrry long time :lol:

Likewise :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-20-2012, 10:11 PM
Gotta blaze, have to take a shower and then off to look at the house we probably aren't gonna be able to buy

Laterz :bye:

minz
07-20-2012, 10:12 PM
Laterz Lance :wavey:

Hal-9000
07-20-2012, 10:12 PM
:nana:

you = sugar plum fairy

Hal-9000
07-20-2012, 10:13 PM
Gotta blaze, have to take a shower and then off to look at the house we probably aren't gonna be able to buy

Laterz :bye:

good luck with the house-hunt....think positive

Hal-9000
07-20-2012, 10:13 PM
WE????? :shock: :shock:

minz
07-20-2012, 10:15 PM
WE????? :shock: :shock:

Are we placing bets on how long before Lance Junior arrives? :lol:

Hal-9000
07-20-2012, 10:17 PM
:lol:




http://i50.tinypic.com/2pyz6e1.jpg

Hal-9000
07-20-2012, 10:22 PM
hal's secret pet name for Minz




nope, never gonna post it :lol:

minz
07-20-2012, 10:22 PM
I wonder if we could host that thead in vBookie :-k


:lol:

Hal-9000
07-20-2012, 10:23 PM
spawn of Lance thread?


sure....:lol:

minz
07-20-2012, 10:24 PM
hal's secret pet name for Minz




nope, never gonna post it :lol:

Minz secret pet name for Hal.

Can't be repeated in public

KevinD
07-20-2012, 10:36 PM
Yay..It's Saturday!!!

Hal-9000
07-20-2012, 10:36 PM
hal's expression while looking at nude pix of Minz


http://i48.tinypic.com/2zitsab.jpg

Hal-9000
07-20-2012, 10:37 PM
Yay..It's Saturday!!!

:lol: are you in the land of ladyboys again Kev?

minz
07-20-2012, 10:45 PM
minz expression while looking at nude pix of Hal

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a302/Minni_the_minx/myeyestheyburn.jpg

KevinD
07-20-2012, 10:45 PM
Not quite...Thailand is just north of me. I'm offshore Malaysia.

minz
07-20-2012, 10:56 PM
Hi Kev :wavey:

Hal-9000
07-20-2012, 10:56 PM
Not quite...Thailand is just north of me. I'm offshore Malaysia.


Malaysia has it's share of sluts with nuts....:rolleyes:

KevinD
07-20-2012, 11:01 PM
Hiya Minz....

Yeah Hal, It does, but the area I'm in is predominately Muslim, so things are a bit more subdued. lol Today is the start of Ramadan, so, everything just slowed right the fuck down.. This should have been no more than a 3-4 day job. Already been in country for 6 days, and still waiting on others and parts.

Hal-9000
07-20-2012, 11:19 PM
obey the fast! :x

no bad or perverse thoughts and no food or drink until sundown you western heathen!!!

Hal-9000
07-20-2012, 11:20 PM
time to roll :dance:

minz
07-20-2012, 11:21 PM
See you tomorrow Hal :wavey:

KevinD
07-21-2012, 12:13 AM
obey the fast! :x

no bad or perverse thoughts and no food or drink until sundown you western heathen!!!

:hand:[-(

I don't have to Fast, not Muslim..So there!


Funny story. I had to go to a local clinic to get a physical. All the little Malay office girls crowded into the room when I had to get undresses (underwear on, lol) they saw the hairy chest and pale skin, and started giggling madly... It was just like being in middle school all over again, lol:mrgreen:

KevinD
07-21-2012, 11:15 AM
Now that it's Saturday for the rest of you heathens..Wake the hell up! lol

I'm boooooooooooooored!

Pony
07-21-2012, 11:19 AM
:hand:[-(

I don't have to Fast, not Muslim..So there!


Funny story. I had to go to a local clinic to get a physical. All the little Malay office girls crowded into the room when I had to get undresses (underwear on, lol) they saw the hairy chest and pale skin, and started giggling madly... It was just like being in middle school all over again, lol:mrgreen:

You should have done a little dance and dropped your drawers. :lol:

Goofy
07-21-2012, 11:24 AM
:wavey:

Posting from Edinburgh right now, sunny day here :D

KevinD
07-21-2012, 11:29 AM
You should have done a little dance and dropped your drawers. :lol:

The little guy was doing a happy dance just fine without input from me....The girls were pretty cute actually...lol

KevinD
07-21-2012, 11:29 AM
Top of it to ya Goof.

RBP
07-21-2012, 12:21 PM
Good morning crew. :hi:

minz
07-21-2012, 12:21 PM
Morning RBP :wavey:

RBP
07-21-2012, 12:22 PM
Hiya Minzy! Working today?

minz
07-21-2012, 12:24 PM
Yeah I'll be here until it goes dark tonight :(

RBP
07-21-2012, 12:25 PM
Awwwww.... why so late? :sad2:

minz
07-21-2012, 12:26 PM
Need to finish off the painting, just got 3 ceilings to do now then it's finished :)

RBP
07-21-2012, 12:27 PM
Still remodeling!! It will feel good to be done with it. :tup:

minz
07-21-2012, 01:26 PM
Still remodeling!! It will feel good to be done with it. :tup:

Yeah it never stops :lol:

Hal-9000
07-21-2012, 06:17 PM
Just got in from Pearle Vision...I smashed my glasses at work and found out I had bought their insurance. They're going to honor the insurance without me bringing in proof that the glasses are toast...

so I pay 30 dollars, rather than 150 for a new pair :cheerlead:



that's pretty good business...I'm impressed

Hal-9000
07-21-2012, 06:41 PM
:hand:[-(

I don't have to Fast, not Muslim..So there!


Funny story. I had to go to a local clinic to get a physical. All the little Malay office girls crowded into the room when I had to get undresses (underwear on, lol) they saw the hairy chest and pale skin, and started giggling madly... It was just like being in middle school all over again, lol:mrgreen:


I wouldn't have lasted 60 seconds :lol:



that sounds like one of my fantasies....minus you of course

RBP
07-21-2012, 08:56 PM
Hello again kiddies... I'll be in and out and around.

minz
07-21-2012, 09:21 PM
:wavey: home from work and very tired.

RBP
07-21-2012, 09:22 PM
get the painting done Minzy?

minz
07-21-2012, 09:23 PM
get the painting done Minzy?

Yeah got quite a lot done today :) I'm pleased with it so far.

RBP
07-21-2012, 09:26 PM
Yeah got quite a lot done today :) I'm pleased with it so far.

:cheerlead:

minz
07-21-2012, 09:27 PM
:cheerlead:

So how was your day sweet cheeks :hug:

RBP
07-21-2012, 09:43 PM
So how was your day sweet cheeks :hug:

good so far. Played some golf and hung out with my niece. :)

minz
07-21-2012, 10:13 PM
Sweet dreams to anyone left here :hug: see you tomorrow.

RBP
07-21-2012, 10:18 PM
Night Minzy :hug:

KevinD
07-21-2012, 10:49 PM
Howdy y'all (Whoever is on)

Teh One Who Knocks
07-22-2012, 05:55 PM
:hi:

RBP
07-22-2012, 06:08 PM
Lance... all... :howdy:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-22-2012, 06:09 PM
RBP :wavey:

Hal-9000
07-22-2012, 06:11 PM
25C right now...I may have to go out and get colorized

Teh One Who Knocks
07-22-2012, 06:11 PM
I was outside at the Mile High Nationals all day yesterday in 100° heat and direct sunlight. I hate the sun :|

RBP
07-22-2012, 06:13 PM
I was trying to read but I fell asleep. :|

Still have schoolwork to get done for the week.

What are you up to this Sunday, Lance?

Hal-9000
07-22-2012, 06:13 PM
I was outside at the Mile High Nationals all day yesterday in 100° heat and direct sunlight. I hate the sun :|

http://i.imgur.com/7PsW7.jpg

RBP
07-22-2012, 06:14 PM
Hi Hal :hi:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-22-2012, 06:15 PM
http://i.imgur.com/7PsW7.jpg

Come on over here and spend a day in the Denver sun with me and then we'll see if you still talk so tough ;)

Hal-9000
07-22-2012, 06:18 PM
Come on over here and spend a day in the Denver sun with me and then we'll see if you still talk so tough ;)

never said a word :lol:


:hand: you ride in an air conditioned truck to an air conditioned office and ride the chair all day....try lifting boxes in a building with doors open and nary a fan to be seen inside.....that separates the men from their underwear

Teh One Who Knocks
07-22-2012, 06:21 PM
never said a word :lol:


:hand: you ride in an air conditioned truck to an air conditioned office and ride the chair all day....try lifting boxes in a building with doors open and nary a fan to be seen inside.....that separates the men from their underwear

Oh really? :-s

The thermostat for the a/c in the office is downstairs with the receptionist and the boss's wife. The a/c is never turned on because they are both always cold, even at 80°. My office has no windows other than the ones that face out into the shop where there are swamp coolers, but they are useless at 85° and up. And it's a steel building with no insulation, so my office is routinely at 85° degrees and above and the main shop is in the mid to upper 80's plus humid on top of it because of the swamp coolers.

Yup, I work in luxury :tup:

Hal-9000
07-22-2012, 06:25 PM
Oh really? :-s

The thermostat for the a/c in the office is downstairs with the receptionist and the boss's wife. The a/c is never turned on because they are both always cold, even at 80°. My office has no windows other than the ones that face out into the shop where there are swamp coolers, but they are useless at 85° and up. And it's a steel building with no insulation, so my office is routinely at 85° degrees and above and the main shop is in the mid to upper 80's plus humid on top of it because of the swamp coolers.

Yup, I work in luxury :tup:

That's like us...steel flat roof and walls. No AC, no fans, no air moving at all.

and you don't work, you sit :winkysmiley: Little bit of a difference in the physical tasks we encounter daily...................




ok, I'm out :) Have a wonderful Sunday and good luck with the offer Lance

RBP
07-22-2012, 06:31 PM
:gheyfight:

KevinD
07-22-2012, 10:57 PM
Monday....Joy, joy...And to top it off, then damned boat that was supposed to be here last night (with the part I've been waiting 2 days for) didn't show up...

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2012, 10:27 AM
:monday:

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 01:44 PM
mornin :wavey:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2012, 01:47 PM
:hi:

MrsM
07-23-2012, 02:07 PM
Morning :wave:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2012, 02:08 PM
MrsM :hi:

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 02:08 PM
Time to make a mile, see ya later

MrsM
07-23-2012, 02:14 PM
Hi Lance, Hal and others that are here. Looks like a long day

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2012, 02:15 PM
Same here, I think I have quite a bit of stuff to get finished here in the next 3 days if I wanna be able to enjoy my vacation

Goofy
07-23-2012, 02:23 PM
Today is really dragging :wha: Bit of a hangover too which doesnt help :oops:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2012, 02:26 PM
Today is really dragging :wha: Bit of a hangover too which doesnt help :oops:

:snapout:

Goofy
07-23-2012, 03:28 PM
I cant :(

Only a half hour left thankfully :|

Jezter
07-23-2012, 04:00 PM
What's up, peopoloids?

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2012, 04:01 PM
Jez :hi:

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 04:04 PM
What's up, peopoloids?

Jism :wavey:

MrsM
07-23-2012, 04:06 PM
:wave: Hi Jez

Jezter
07-23-2012, 04:06 PM
How you been guys? And Lady. :d

MrsM
07-23-2012, 04:20 PM
Good - going to be a hot one today 34C and humid.

I have lots to do and little energy to start any of my tasks

How's things with you?

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 04:22 PM
Good - going to be a hot one today 34C and humid.

I have lots to do and little energy to start any of my tasks

How's things with you?

You guys are getting killed out there..whoa. Sounds like you're in Lance-country.


we have muggy weather with some sprinkles of rain, no excessive heat though (other than me in my spandex bike shorts :dance:)

MrsM
07-23-2012, 04:26 PM
You guys are getting killed out there..whoa. Sounds like you're in Lance-country.


we have muggy weather with some sprinkles of rain, no excessive heat though (other than me in my spandex bike shorts :dance:)

Everything is so dry and hot - we had about 10 minutes of rain yesterday - all it did was raise the humidy once it stopped. Everything is so dry, they even have fire bans for campsites :(

I don't want to think about your bike shorts... or do I :naughty:

Jezter
07-23-2012, 04:28 PM
All things well here too, thanks. Was just a bit busy weekend, but this week looks easy enough for now. Hoping for more sunny weathers.

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 05:16 PM
Everything is so dry and hot - we had about 10 minutes of rain yesterday - all it did was raise the humidy once it stopped. Everything is so dry, they even have fire bans for campsites :(

I don't want to think about your bike shorts... or do I :naughty:

you do....

I call them my wiener wraps, on hot days :shifty:

Muddy
07-23-2012, 05:26 PM
What you mother lovers been up to?

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 05:46 PM
What you mother lovers been up to?

actually had a dream about you dude....:lol:


you were in my kitchen in a shirt with cutoff sleeves and I said - Hey Muddy, you been working them guns





:oops: I'm not taking percocet ever again....

Muddy
07-23-2012, 05:50 PM
I have weird dreams on narcotics as well.. My doctor asked me if I needed a refill back in the day and I said HELLL noooo.... :lol:

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 05:52 PM
for me it's always when I've been getting only 2 or 3 hours sleep a night and then when I finally take the big nap, dreams like that happen

:lol: it was weeeeeeird

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2012, 06:04 PM
actually had a dream about you dude....:lol:


you were in my kitchen in a shirt with cutoff sleeves and I said - Hey Muddy, you been working them guns





:oops: I'm not taking percocet ever again....

:ghey2:

RBP
07-23-2012, 07:21 PM
I am out for a few hours. Have fun kids.

Muddy
07-23-2012, 07:24 PM
Last night I dreamed I was driving down the road and a Bengal tiger came strolling out from behind an old Hardees..

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 08:17 PM
Last night I dreamed I was in my kitchen and a Virginian came strolling out from behind the coffee pot and flexed his arm...

you were like a foot taller than me too :lol: It was good one though, we both were chuckling about some forum stuff..

Muddy
07-23-2012, 08:21 PM
Did we have some Kahlua and Percodan? :d

minz
07-23-2012, 08:52 PM
It's going to be an 80 hours plus week this week :wha: I need a holiday :(

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 09:03 PM
Did we have some Kahlua and Percodan? :d

You had this weird sleeveless shirt on, like a lumberjack shirt with the arms ripped off and sweatbands on your wrists :lol:


I think we were making coffee....no booze or drugs in the dream.

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 09:03 PM
It's going to be an 80 hours plus week this week :wha: I need a holiday :(

Take tonight off, with pay :tup:

minz
07-23-2012, 09:04 PM
Take tonight off, with pay :tup:

Thanks, your too kind :lol:

minz
07-23-2012, 09:05 PM
Whats left of tonight that is, it gone 10pm here and Ive just got home.

Goofy
07-23-2012, 09:33 PM
It's going to be an 80 hours plus week this week :wha: I need a holiday :(

Me too :( I have holidays coming up btw :dance:

Oh, and howdy peepels :wavey:

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 09:33 PM
Me too :( I have holidays coming up btw :dance:

Oh, and howdy peepels :wavey:


:slap:


hello :wavey:

minz
07-23-2012, 09:36 PM
Evening goofy :wavey:

Goofy
07-23-2012, 09:36 PM
Halitosis :hi: How's it hangin' matey?

Goofy
07-23-2012, 09:37 PM
Minzy :hi: You need to steal my user title methinks dear woman :lol:

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 09:37 PM
Halitosis :hi: How's it hangin' matey?

a little rough earlier, but now just sitting here for the next couple of hours doing my favorite kind of work activity :lol:

Goofy
07-23-2012, 09:38 PM
I was bowling tonight in the mixed league, got my ass handed to me by a woman :mrgreen: Humped severely!

minz
07-23-2012, 09:38 PM
Minzy :hi: You need to steal my user title methinks dear woman :lol:

I quite agree, but I'm currently looking at a nice little Audi TT that will make up for all of it :lol:

Goofy
07-23-2012, 09:38 PM
a little rough earlier, but now just sitting here for the next couple of hours doing my favorite kind of work activity :lol:

Ah, the old 'do fuck all work and get paid' kind of activity :tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2012, 09:39 PM
I love working late :|

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 09:39 PM
I was bowling tonight in the mixed league, got my ass handed to me by a woman :mrgreen: Humped severely!

The lawn bowling matron of doom.......:lol:


:haha:

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 09:40 PM
Ah, the old 'do fuck all work and get paid' kind of activity :tup:

two solid hours of posting at 20 bucks per hour....hope my stuff is up to snuff :lol:

minz
07-23-2012, 09:40 PM
I love working late :|

:hug:

Goofy
07-23-2012, 09:40 PM
I quite agree, but I'm currently looking at a nice little Audi TT that will make up for all of it :lol:

They're actually a really nice car to drive......... but not the best for seeing out of :lol: Get the RS Coupe :tup:

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 09:42 PM
They're actually a really nice car to drive......... but not the best for seeing out of :lol: Get the RS Coupe :tup:

I saw some type of Audi in our city (the one with the 4 circles, right?) I swear it looked like a Corvette or Ferrari in body style....really effin sweet

Goofy
07-23-2012, 09:42 PM
I love working late :|

:empathy:


The lawn bowling matron of doom.......:lol:


:haha:

She's actually quite cute too......... maybe what put me off my game, kept having a sly look at her ass when she was bowling :mrgreen:


two solid hours of posting at 20 bucks per hour....hope my stuff is up to snuff :lol:

I need a new job that involves me sitting in front of a pc :(

minz
07-23-2012, 09:43 PM
I saw some type of Audi in our city (the one with the 4 circles, right?) I swear it looked like a Corvette or Ferrari in body style....really effin sweet

That sounds like an R8 :drool:


Cant afford one of those. :(

Goofy
07-23-2012, 09:43 PM
I saw some type of Audi in our city (the one with the 4 circles, right?) I swear it looked like a Corvette or Ferrari in body style....really effin sweet

Probably the R8 mate

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/9452/p0501795.jpg (http://img525.imageshack.us/i/p0501795.jpg/)

Goofy
07-23-2012, 09:44 PM
That sounds like an R8 :drool:


Cant afford one of those. :(

They're actually quite cheap considering the performance figures :tup: I think you should buy one minz :thumbsup: Then invite me down for a test drive :tup:

minz
07-23-2012, 09:45 PM
Probably the R8 mate

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/9452/p0501795.jpg (http://img525.imageshack.us/i/p0501795.jpg/)

That is my dream car.



I wish..... :sad2:

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 09:46 PM
She's actually quite cute too......... maybe what put me off my game, kept having a sly look at her ass when she was bowling :mrgreen:





in almost 20 years of working in this building, I've never hit anything while driving the forklift.....except one tunnel beam and the reason's name was Amanda, a blond temp that distracted me to the point of collision :x

minz
07-23-2012, 09:46 PM
They're actually quite cheap considering the performance figures :tup: I think you should buy one minz :thumbsup: Then invite me down for a test drive :tup:

Quite cheap? I almost fell of the sofa in shock when I looked them up in autotrader :lol:

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 09:47 PM
Probably the R8 mate

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/9452/p0501795.jpg (http://img525.imageshack.us/i/p0501795.jpg/)

That was it! Same color too.....looked pretty cool as it passed me like I was driving a red Radio Flyer wagon :lol:

Goofy
07-23-2012, 09:47 PM
That is my dream car.



I wish..... :sad2:

Almost forgot, one of my dream cars appeared at the workplace next door to us last week, got a few pics :tup: (gimme a sec)



in almost 20 years of working in this building, I've never hit anything while driving the forklift.....except one tunnel beam and the reason's name was Amanda, a blond temp that distracted me to the point of collision :x

:lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2012, 09:49 PM
http://i.imgur.com/4NJLe.jpg

My dream car :)

minz
07-23-2012, 09:49 PM
There are about 6 or 7 R8's running around here, I sulk every time I see them :( Im going for the poor relation which is the TT

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 09:50 PM
Almost forgot, one of my dream cars appeared at the workplace next door to us last week, got a few pics :tup: (gimme a sec)




:lol:


well ffs she was wearing those low slung hip-hugger jeans and her shirt was open to almost her belly button...while she was bending over and picking orders

as I drive by she asks - Oh haaaaaal?

my response - CRUNCH! into the beam


:lol:

minz
07-23-2012, 09:50 PM
http://i.imgur.com/4NJLe.jpg

My dream car :)

If that was my dream car I would be too affraid to go to sleep :lol:

Goofy
07-23-2012, 09:51 PM
These are probably 'ten a penny' over the pond but its the first ive seen over here in more than 10 years!

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/9519/20120720104352medium.jpg (http://img337.imageshack.us/i/20120720104352medium.jpg/)

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/5514/20120720104320medium.jpg (http://img40.imageshack.us/i/20120720104320medium.jpg/)

http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/787/20120720104333medium.jpg (http://img838.imageshack.us/i/20120720104333medium.jpg/)

I want the Gt-500

Goofy
07-23-2012, 09:52 PM
http://i.imgur.com/4NJLe.jpg

My dream car :)

Yugo?


well ffs she was wearing those low slung hip-hugger jeans and her shirt was open to almost her belly button...while she was bending over and picking orders

as I drive by she asks - Oh haaaaaal?

my response - CRUNCH! into the beam


:lol:

Hahahaha, classy :lol:

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 09:52 PM
http://i.imgur.com/4NJLe.jpg

My dream car :)

My dream car has a racing stripe (= 100 more horsepower)


http://i45.tinypic.com/d05l.jpg

Goofy
07-23-2012, 09:53 PM
My dream car has a racing stripe (= 100 more horsepower)


http://i45.tinypic.com/d05l.jpg

The Mirthmobile! :cheers:

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 09:53 PM
These are probably 'ten a penny' over the pond but its the first ive seen over here in more than 10 years!

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/9519/20120720104352medium.jpg (http://img337.imageshack.us/i/20120720104352medium.jpg/)

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/5514/20120720104320medium.jpg (http://img40.imageshack.us/i/20120720104320medium.jpg/)

http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/787/20120720104333medium.jpg (http://img838.imageshack.us/i/20120720104333medium.jpg/)

I want the Gt-500


:rofl:

Guy 3 houses away rebuilds them in his garage...you and Pony would drool


:lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2012, 09:54 PM
Yugo?

:tup:

Only the best :)

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 09:54 PM
The Mirthmobile! :cheers:

those whitewall tires give me another 10 mph at least :thumbsup:

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 09:54 PM
If that was my dream car I would be too affraid to go to sleep :lol:

:lol:

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 09:57 PM
I've posted this before....my dream car is the limited edition Corvette Mako Shark, 1961




http://i45.tinypic.com/2lbom5e.jpg

Goofy
07-23-2012, 09:59 PM
:rofl:

Guy 3 houses away rebuilds them in his garage...you and Pony would drool


:lol:

Fuckin 'A' i would :lol: Ever since i saw the Gone in 60 Secs remake i've had dreams about that car.......... rarely see them over here which makes it even more unattainable! I've driven some sweet cars, Lambo Gallardo, Ferrari somethingorother, BMW M5's and M6s, Porker 911s.......... Aston Martin Vanquish and DB9.......... but i'd still rather have an old school American muscle car like a Mustang or GTO :)


:tup:

Only the best :)

0-60 in two weeks :tup:



those whitewall tires give me another 10 mph at least :thumbsup:

At least :tup: Add one of those huge rear spoilers and it'll fly :D

Goofy
07-23-2012, 10:00 PM
I've posted this before....my dream car is the limited edition Corvette Mako Shark, 1961




http://i45.tinypic.com/2lbom5e.jpg

Yeah, we've seen that pic a few times over the years right enough :lol: Its always that very same pic you post too........ is that the only one in the world? :lol:

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 10:01 PM
Fuckin 'A' i would :lol: Ever since i saw the Gone in 60 Secs remake i've had dreams about that car.......... rarely see them over here which makes it even more unattainable! I've driven some sweet cars, Lambo Gallardo, Ferrari somethingorother, BMW M5's and M6s, Porker 911s.......... Aston Martin Vanquish and DB9.......... but i'd still rather have an old school American muscle car like a Mustang or GTO :)




0-60 in two weeks :tup:




At least :tup: Add one of those huge rear spoilers and it'll fly :D

The guy is quite good apparently..we see him drive different old Mustangs throughout the year. I think he road tests them in our hood as he builds them because I've heard a few with severe muffler problems :lol:

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 10:02 PM
Yeah, we've seen that pic a few times over the years right enough :lol: Its always that very same pic you post too........ is that the only one in the world? :lol:


:oops:

it's a smaller crappier version because I'm at work and don't have access to my baby

Goofy
07-23-2012, 10:02 PM
I just love the rip of a good V8, sounds sweet as :homer:

Goofy
07-23-2012, 10:03 PM
:oops:

it's a smaller crappier version because I'm at work and don't have access to my baby

Yeah, was gonna mention that actually :mrgreen:

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 10:05 PM
nope you're wrong Goof....here's my TREASURED pic of the mako :lol: :lol:


http://i47.tinypic.com/29gk1ed.jpg


you can really see the paint on this one :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2012, 10:05 PM
I just love the rip of a good V8, sounds sweet as :homer:

http://i.imgur.com/Ujysx.jpg

:-k

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 10:05 PM
damn I just look at the hood and it's :wank:



:oops:

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 10:06 PM
I just love the rip of a good V8, sounds sweet as :homer:

350 small blocks make my penis stand up

Goofy
07-23-2012, 10:08 PM
nope you're wrong Goof....here's my TREASURED pic of the mako :lol: :lol:


http://i47.tinypic.com/29gk1ed.jpg


you can really see the paint on this one :thumbsup:

Same car though :P Or at the very least exact same paint job :lol:


http://i.imgur.com/Ujysx.jpg

:-k

:slap:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2012, 10:09 PM
:slap:

Hey! :x

Goofy
07-23-2012, 10:09 PM
I just remembered about a car i saw on Top Gear..... let me see if i can find this wankilicious piece of sexiness

Goofy
07-23-2012, 10:09 PM
Hey! :x

You try to feed me veg juice, you receive a slap :nono: You know the rules [-(

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2012, 10:10 PM
You try to feed me veg juice, you receive a slap :nono: You know the rules [-(

You're the one that brought it up :hand:

minz
07-23-2012, 10:11 PM
Now if it was some kind of fruit juice (namely apples) he wouldnt have hit you :)

Goofy
07-23-2012, 10:13 PM
I just remembered about a car i saw on Top Gear..... let me see if i can find this wankilicious piece of sexiness

E-Type Eagle Speedster :homer:

http://i.imgur.com/h2fJQ.jpg

:uwank:

Goofy
07-23-2012, 10:13 PM
You're the one that brought it up :hand:

What size is the engine in your truck? :-k


Now if it was some kind of fruit juice (namely apples) he wouldnt have hit you :)

Precisely, cider is acceptable fruit juice :tup:

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 10:14 PM
E-Type Eagle Speedster :homer:

http://i.imgur.com/h2fJQ.jpg

:uwank:


nice but almost looks like an old Lotus or Opal...too round and puffy for my taste :hand:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2012, 10:15 PM
What size is the engine in your truck? :-k

4.0L V6

Goofy
07-23-2012, 10:16 PM
An old wallpaper i have!

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/4049/jagxk.jpg (http://img36.imageshack.us/i/jagxk.jpg/)

Jag XK......... pure sex

Goofy
07-23-2012, 10:16 PM
4.0L V6

Dammit, was sure you had a V8 :lol:

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 10:18 PM
Hey Lance my best buddy just bought a 2009 Tacoma last week. He got 15 grand on a settlement for a prior vehicle getting wrote off and bought the Tacoma for 14, 500 through Kijigi :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2012, 10:18 PM
Dammit, was sure you had a V8 :lol:

V8 would be overkill :lol:

Not to mention not very good on gas mileage

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2012, 10:18 PM
Hey Lance my best buddy just bought a 2009 Tacoma last week. He got 15 grand on a settlement for a prior vehicle getting wrote off and bought the Tacoma for 14, 500 through Kijigi :lol:

Kijigi? :confused:

Goofy
07-23-2012, 10:19 PM
V8 would be overkill :lol:

Not to mention not very good on gas mileage

If our petrol was as cheap as yours id have a V8 ffs :lol:

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 10:19 PM
my Dad's '67 Pontiac Parisianne (ragtop) had a V8 in it.

it was the car I stole when I didn't have my license at 15 :lol:


when you touched the pedal, it went like hell...despite the 22 feet of sheet metal

Goofy
07-23-2012, 10:20 PM
Kijigi? :confused:

He's a Japanese Guru........ probably :tup:

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 10:20 PM
Kijigi? :confused:

online bargain finder place...kijiji?

idk...

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2012, 10:21 PM
online bargain finder place...kijiji?

idk...

I thought your keyboard jammed :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2012, 10:21 PM
If our petrol was as cheap as yours id have a V8 ffs :lol:

Don't elect people that over tax you :hand:

minz
07-23-2012, 10:21 PM
I thought your keyboard jammed :lol:

:lol: so did I :d

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 10:21 PM
ffs I'm having problems, piss off both of you :lol:



http://calgary.kijiji.ca/

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 10:22 PM
without my glasses(and painkillers) kijiji looks Arabic to me :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2012, 10:24 PM
ffs I'm having problems, piss off both of you :lol:



http://calgary.kijiji.ca/

Must be like a Canadian Craig's List :-k

minz
07-23-2012, 10:25 PM
Must be like a Canadian Craig's List :-k

:rofl: I thought exactly the same thing.


That's twice now, it's getting a bit freaky. :wha:

Goofy
07-23-2012, 10:27 PM
Don't elect people that over tax you :hand:

I never elected any of these bastards :x I always vote Monster Raving Loony Party :tup: http://www.loonyparty.com/

Anyway, i'm off to bed, later peeps :wavey:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2012, 10:28 PM
Night Goof :bye:

RBP
07-23-2012, 10:28 PM
Night Goof! Hi Minz!

minz
07-23-2012, 10:31 PM
Night goof :wavey: Hi RBP :wavey:

Hugh_Janus
07-23-2012, 10:32 PM
I just love the rip of a good V8, sounds sweet as :homer:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNnSs_oN704

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 10:32 PM
Must be like a Canadian Craig's List :-k

we have them nation-wide...and yes, similar to Craigslist without the whores ...idk, I've never really scoped Craigslist other than when RBP makesa reference :lol:

minz
07-23-2012, 10:34 PM
It's 11.30pm better get showered and get off to bed, sweet dreams :wavey:

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 10:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNnSs_oN704

I have limited sound on my work pc and limited knowledge of cars...

that's not good :lol:

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 10:34 PM
It's 11.30pm better get showered and get off to bed, sweet dreams :wavey:

nite Minz

Teh One Who Knocks
07-23-2012, 10:34 PM
Night Minz :bye:

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 10:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld8SdCjZp_U

Hal-9000
07-23-2012, 11:18 PM
time to massage my balls and head home :wavey:

RBP
07-23-2012, 11:21 PM
Later Hal

KevinD
07-24-2012, 12:46 AM
Car vids...Here's one from 2 years ago, a guy on one of the forums I frequent:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGlBm6uQ0SI&feature=player_embedded

At that time, 800hp/900ftlb at the tires..

Teh One Who Knocks
07-24-2012, 10:34 AM
Tuesday :|

Pony
07-24-2012, 10:46 AM
I don't wanna.

Teh One Who Knocks
07-24-2012, 10:50 AM
Me neither, but now I'm already here :|

Pony
07-24-2012, 10:57 AM
I'm not. Since I took Friday and Monday off though I have to make sure I get my existing work done by early Thurs. I wanna spend a long weekend at the islands for Xmas. Too bad I still don't have a place to stay yet.... :lol: (our place is rented every weekend until Labor day)

Teh One Who Knocks
07-24-2012, 10:58 AM
Xmas is still quite a ways away :-k

Pony
07-24-2012, 11:10 AM
It's this weekend! :yup:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-24-2012, 11:12 AM
It's this weekend! :yup:

:slap:

Pony
07-24-2012, 11:18 AM
http://putinbaychristmasinjuly.com/

Teh One Who Knocks
07-24-2012, 11:21 AM
http://putinbaychristmasinjuly.com/

:slap:

Pony
07-24-2012, 11:24 AM
What? Santa will show up on his sleigh with his scantily dressed elves, it will snow in the Roundhouse bar and many gifts of shots and beers will be passed around. I think it counts.

Teh One Who Knocks
07-24-2012, 11:25 AM
[-(

Pony
07-24-2012, 11:30 AM
The "other" Xmas sucks in comparison unless you're a little kid.

I mean have you ever seen Mrs. Santa flash her tits on the bar in December?

Teh One Who Knocks
07-24-2012, 11:38 AM
Maybe :-k

RBP
07-24-2012, 12:19 PM
Good Morning

Teh One Who Knocks
07-24-2012, 12:21 PM
RBP :ahoy:

RBP
07-24-2012, 12:23 PM
How are you this morning Lance?

And good morning Pony - Christmas in July sounds fun!

Teh One Who Knocks
07-24-2012, 12:24 PM
Slight headache and a little tired, but otherwise pretty good, thanks :)

How about you?

RBP
07-24-2012, 12:29 PM
Tired as always, but not too bad this morning thanks. :)

Teh One Who Knocks
07-24-2012, 12:31 PM
:woot:

What's on the agenda today?

Southern Belle
07-24-2012, 12:34 PM
Hey guys! I just got home from work. Trying to wind down so I can get some sleep and do it again tomorrow night.

Saw a few welders yesterday I haven't seen in years!

Teh One Who Knocks
07-24-2012, 12:35 PM
Morning Belle :wavey:

Southern Belle
07-24-2012, 12:35 PM
Hey Lance, how's the house hunting going?

RBP
07-24-2012, 12:36 PM
:woot:

What's on the agenda today?

You're the one who puts out my to-do list :-k

RBP
07-24-2012, 12:36 PM
Hey guys! I just got home from work. Trying to wind down so I can get some sleep and do it again tomorrow night.

Saw a few welders yesterday I haven't seen in years!

Ms Belle! :hug:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-24-2012, 12:38 PM
Hey Lance, how's the house hunting going?

Check out my thread :D


You're the one who puts out my to-do list :-k

That was a one time thing, you need to pay me if you want me to keep telling you what to do :hand:

Southern Belle
07-24-2012, 12:38 PM
Hey RBP! How's it going?

RBP
07-24-2012, 12:45 PM
That was a one time thing, you need to pay me if you want me to keep telling you what to do :hand:

Everyone else tells me what to do (and where to go!) for free. :lol:


Hey RBP! How's it going?

Better today! Still no extra work and one of my teachers is really a hard grader, but in general no great shakes, just pluggin along.

Teh One Who Knocks
07-24-2012, 12:48 PM
Everyone else tells me what to do (and where to go!) for free. :lol:


Pay me! :x

RBP
07-24-2012, 12:53 PM
Pay me! :x

:-s

:-k

[-(

Teh One Who Knocks
07-24-2012, 12:56 PM
:-s

:-k

[-(

DO IT!!!!! :rant:

MrsM
07-24-2012, 01:00 PM
Morning :wave:

RBP
07-24-2012, 01:01 PM
Morning MrsM! :naughty:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-24-2012, 01:02 PM
MrsM :bananahi:

RBP
07-24-2012, 01:03 PM
DO IT!!!!! :rant:

give me your credit card information so I can do a reverse charge. :shifty:

MrsM
07-24-2012, 01:07 PM
Morning MrsM! :naughty:


MrsM :bananahi:

Morning guys - how's things today?

Teh One Who Knocks
07-24-2012, 01:08 PM
give me your credit card information so I can do a reverse charge. :shifty:

:suspect:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-24-2012, 01:08 PM
Morning guys - how's things today?

Good, good, how about you :)

RBP
07-24-2012, 01:08 PM
Morning guys - how's things today?

Pretty good thanks... just drinking coffee and posting. Guess I better decide on my day but Lance hasn't given me my to-do list yet. :lol:

MrsM
07-24-2012, 01:26 PM
Good, good, how about you :)

not too bad this morning - a little tired and have lots of work to do today

Teh One Who Knocks
07-24-2012, 01:29 PM
not too bad this morning - a little tired and have lots of work to do today

About the same for me....trying to get things finished these last 2 days so I can enjoy my vacation, even if it's just a short one

Hal-9000
07-24-2012, 02:04 PM
Pretty good thanks... just drinking coffee and posting. Guess I better decide on my day but Lance hasn't given me my to-do list yet. :lol:


1.sleep in
2.nap
3.have a little snooze
4.doze off
5.back to bed!
6.nap break
7.wake up and get to bed before 10pm, wanna be fresh for tomorrow :)

Jezter
07-24-2012, 02:17 PM
Hello.

Teh One Who Knocks
07-24-2012, 02:25 PM
:ahoy:

Hal-9000
07-24-2012, 02:59 PM
mornin again

minz
07-24-2012, 03:02 PM
Hi Cutes :hug: :d

minz
07-24-2012, 03:03 PM
Jez, Lance :wavey:

Jezter
07-24-2012, 03:04 PM
HalMinz :hi:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-24-2012, 03:05 PM
mornin again

:ahoy:


Jez, Lance :wavey:

:howdy:

Hal-9000
07-24-2012, 03:09 PM
HalMinz :hi:

Siamese twins, joined at the cock.

No wait....my dick is inside her :lol:

Jezter
07-24-2012, 03:14 PM
I was aiming more for the latter, yes. :lol:

Hal-9000
07-24-2012, 03:16 PM
I think Minz and I should have one of those Hollywood couples names....


Hinz?

Mal?

....

Mybitchwhomakessammiches? :lol:

minz
07-24-2012, 03:25 PM
I think Minz and I should have one of those Hollywood couples names....


Hinz?

Mal?

....

Mybitchwhomakessammiches? :lol:

Err I think you should be making my sammiches mate :rant:

Jezter
07-24-2012, 03:31 PM
I think Minz and I should have one of those Hollywood couples names....


Hinz?

Mal?

....

Mybitchwhomakessammiches? :lol:
Hamiz....Hamjizz...Minzhal..Mishal...

Err I think you should be making my sammiches mate :rant:

Oooo ladmode activate!

Teh One Who Knocks
07-24-2012, 03:32 PM
Mybitchwhomakessammiches? :lol:


Err I think you should be making my sammiches mate :rant:

Probably a good idea to make your own sandwich Hal, everyone knows the best chefs in the world are all men :tup:

minz
07-24-2012, 03:34 PM
Probably a good idea to make your own sandwich Hal, everyone knows the best chefs in the world are all men :tup:

:tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-24-2012, 03:35 PM
:tup:

It was an insult to women :hand:

Jezter
07-24-2012, 03:38 PM
Probably a good idea to make your own sandwich Hal, everyone knows the best chefs in the world are all men :tup:

Your argument is invalid:

http://www.pornoimg.com/uploads/2012/07/24/capturepng_1343144371.png (http://www.pornoimg.com/show.php?img_id=133841)

Hal-9000
07-24-2012, 07:05 PM
you guys wanna give me a heads up when she's logged on....before I make my brave comment??? :lol:





thx,
macho-9000