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[Goofy]

I've just had my dinner [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's just barely after 11 AM :facepalm:

[Goofy]

It's just barely after 11 AM :facepalm:

:-s

:nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 11:42 AM.

[Goofy]

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 11:42 AM.

:facepalm: Try removing that -7 nonsense :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's the official time, it's what's at the bottom of the forum you numpty :roll:

[Goofy]

It's the official time, it's what's at the bottom of the forum you numpty :roll:
:slap:

Off to a pairs comp at the darts :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You mean the ones you quit? :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Lost in the quarter finals last night :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Lost in the quarter finals last night :|

:empathy:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bleh :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Nuh-uh [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nuh-uh [-(

Do it! :x

[Goofy]

No [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No [-(

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nuts:

:x :x :x

[Goofy]

:loser:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:loser:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You made me do it [-(

[Goofy]

I cant make people be idiots, my powers are somewhat limited [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I cant make people be idiots, my powers are somewhat limited [-(

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You made me do it again :hand:

[Hal-9000]

You made me do it [-(


I cant make people be idiots, my powers are somewhat limited [-(

:burn:



:thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burn:



:thumbsup:

:stfu:

[Goofy]

:dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance2:

:gtfo:

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:snapout:

[Hal-9000]

Where is this guy?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-k

[Goofy]

:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/gTY1k1W.gif?1

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Hal-9000]

:-k

Soft water conditioner service guy/repair guy. It's nice to meet someone who charges the lowest service fee and explains a whole bunch of misconceptions, then what you can do at home to lengthen the life of your machine.

eg his call today was 100 to show up, 35 per half hour. He stays here about 1.5 hours, could have easily told me I needed a new unit and then explained what he did to fix and why I DON'T need a new unit. Then he says he'll drop by a free home soft water testing kit next time he's in the SW. They normally charge 18 bucks for them, but hey...it's easier than taking samples over to their shop across the city.

To compare....I called a few plumbers and they estimated 200-300 dollars just to 'look at it, to see if they could fix'.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Oh look at Mr Fancy Pants that needs to have extra soft water [-(

[Hal-9000]

It's been built into the house for 20 years :lol:

Disconnecting it would be like.... encouraging the hard water to corrode the pipes and various tanks that use it. We have extremely hard water in this city.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:saysyou:

[Pony]

Oh look at Mr Fancy Pants that needs to have extra soft water [-(

He has sensitive cheeks.

[Goofy]

I feel like crap today :|

[lost in melb.]

I feel like crap today :|

Poetic justice :hand:

[Goofy]

Poetic justice :hand:
:beatdown:

[lost in melb.]

:giggle:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

He has sensitive cheeks.

I don't want to know how you know that :no:


I feel like crap today :|

:wah:

[Goofy]

:giggle:


:slap:






:wah:

:nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nutkick:

https://i.imgur.com/xi7Ja.jpg

[Goofy]

:-s

















:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:x

[Goofy]

:dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance2:

:gtfo:

[Goofy]

:gtfo:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:-s


:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-s


:snapout:

:-s


:snapout:

[Goofy]

:-s


:snapout:
:nuts:




:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nuts:




:snapout:

:nuts:




:snapout:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Always violent this one :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Just remembered i have a bowls committee meeting tonight :suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:violin:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:| helB

[Goofy]

:| helB
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What was that for? :x

[Goofy]

For fun :D

[Teh One Who Knocks]

For fun :D

:beatdown: Fun :beatdown: this! :beatdown:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You brought that on yourself [-(

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah :|

:| halB

[Goofy]

:| halB
:overkill:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:

[Goofy]

:ffs:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead: You need mental help :hand:

[Goofy]

Fell asleep after dinner last night, woke up wide awake at 10pm :| Think i finally went back to sleep around 3am :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Fell asleep after dinner last night, woke up wide awake at 10pm :| Think i finally went back to sleep around 3am :|

:haha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[Goofy]

:haha:
:slap:

:friday:
Dunno yet :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It is, it's Friday :tup:

:banana:

[Goofy]

It is, it's Friday :tup:

:banana:
Not yet! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not yet! :x

It is :tup:

[Goofy]

It is :tup:
Not yet! :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not yet! :beatdown:

https://i.imgur.com/VTx6Kni.jpg

[Goofy]

https://i.imgur.com/VTx6Kni.jpg
:overkill:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/Wi0J31V.jpg

[Goofy]

Its starting to look like friday now :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Its starting to look like friday now :-k

It's been Friday since Midnight today :hand:

[Goofy]

:friday:

:cheers:

[Goofy]

I had steak for dinner seeing as it's friday :D

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Your boss just called, it's only Thursday for you :(

[Goofy]

Your boss just called, it's only Thursday for you :(

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Don't kill the messenger [-(

[Goofy]

Don't kill the messenger [-(

Why not? :-s




:kill:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead: Numpty

[Pony]

:wave:

Hey DGX, Get any snow?

[Goofy]

No snow here! :woot:

[Pony]

:slap:

I'm in South Carolina for a few weeks, It's supposed to be warmer here. We got 4" of snow and it dipped down to 25f last night.

[Goofy]

-9C here through the night, around -3C atm....... supposed to be above freezing during the week though thankfully :) Been a fait bit of snow in the UK but none here yet!

[redred]

Snowed most of the day and all to show is puddles nothing settled

[Goofy]

Nearly monday :|

[redred]

:woot: got a few guinness taps to put in around bristol tomorrow

[Goofy]

:yawn:


:monday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

-9C here through the night, around -3C atm....... supposed to be above freezing during the week though thankfully :) Been a fait bit of snow in the UK but none here yet!

It was sunny and 62° (17C) here yesterday :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woot: Monday! :woot:

[Goofy]

It was sunny and 62° (17C) here yesterday :sad2:
:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:woot: Monday! :woot:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Somebody's awfully violent today [-(

[Goofy]

Somebody's awfully violent today [-(
Who? I bet its redred :thinking:












:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:-s

[Pony]

It was sunny and 62° (17C) here yesterday :sad2:

Lemme axe you sumptin...




:axe:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:-s
:snapout:

Lemme axe you sumptin...




:axe:
Axe him again!!! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Numpties :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Numpties :facepalm:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nutkick:

https://i.imgur.com/oV5cXrA.jpg

[Goofy]

:woot:

You think ill win? :D

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

What? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :-s

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
Nuh-uh [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nuh-uh [-(

:snapout:

[Hal-9000]

:woot:

You think ill win? :D

ill win?

you already have :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burn:

[Goofy]

ill win?

you already have :lol:
:woohoo:


So wheres my prize? :tapfoot:

[Hal-9000]

:woohoo:


So wheres my prize? :tapfoot:

:-s

For the Numpty Award, please forward your banking info and we'll only access it to cover any extraneous shipping costs etc :tup:

[Goofy]

:-s

For the Numpty Award, please forward your banking info and we'll only access it to cover any extraneous shipping costs etc :tup:
That sounds fishy :-k

[Hal-9000]

That sounds fishy :-k

If the banking info thing isn't comfortable for you, just forward your VISA cc number and we can handle it that way :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Today has turned to shit :suicide:

[Hal-9000]

Today has turned to shit :suicide:

I'll pm you an oatmeal chocolate chip cookie :tup:

[Goofy]

Today has turned to shit :suicide:
Im at the darts with a guinness in my hand :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'll pm you an oatmeal chocolate chip cookie :tup:

:gtfo:


Im at the darts with a guinness in my hand :dance:

You mean the darts that you quit? :facepalm:

[Goofy]

You mean the darts that you quit? :facepalm:


Im sure we've been over this already :shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Im sure we've been over this already :shakehead:

How you can't even quit something right? :-k

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's always fun when you turn on your PC first thing in the morning and Windows decides it's time to do a major update that takes 40 minutes :banghead:

[Goofy]

It's always fun when you turn on your PC first thing in the morning and Windows decides it's time to do a major update that takes 40 minutes :banghead:
:haha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:haha:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Its not my fault you cant plan your updates correctly [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Its not my fault you cant plan your updates correctly [-(

:beatdown: I :beatdown: didn't :beatdown: plan :beatdown: it! :beatdown:

[Goofy]

Precisely my point :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Precisely my point :hand:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

What? :-s


:snapout:

[Goofy]

What? :-s


:snapout:
You know what :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You know what :slap:

If I knew what, I wouldn't ask what :slap:

[Goofy]

If I knew what, I wouldn't ask what :slap:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Again with the violence :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Again with the violence :facepalm:
You made me :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You made me :nono:

Who Made Who? :-s

[Goofy]

Who Made Who? :-s
Great song :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

:tumble:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey! :x

[Goofy]

:dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance2:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:beatdown:
:overkill:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Wait....how the fuck is it only Wednesday? :wha:

:suicide:

[Hal-9000]

dentist again this morning then visit with my Mom as they have some live Christmas music for the patients...a little tough but nice at the same time

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The live Christmas music will be nice :)

Before my dad passed and was in the nursing home, couldn't get him out of his room to do ANYTHING when it came to the stuff the home would put on for the residents.

[Hal-9000]

The live Christmas music will be nice :)

Before my dad passed and was in the nursing home, couldn't get him out of his room to do ANYTHING when it came to the stuff the home would put on for the residents.

That's always a hard situation to deal with Lance. My Mom did the same when she was initially there. Stayed in her room and laid in bed. Now every time I go there she's out in the common room. Not sure what I prefer because there's usually at least two other people sitting at the table with her staring at me or talking to me and not to be offensive, but some of those folks are pretty fucked up.

It's a heart breaker to watch dementia patients try to sing or even smile when the music is playing. I kind of lose it when I see one of them actually remembering and singing along.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's always a hard situation to deal with Lance. My Mom did the same when she was initially there. Stayed in her room and laid in bed. Now every time I go there she's out in the common room. Not sure what I prefer because there's usually at least two other people sitting at the table with her staring at me or talking to me and not to be offensive, but some of those folks are pretty fucked up.

It's a heart breaker to watch dementia patients try to sing or even smile when the music is playing. I kind of lose it when I see one of them actually remembering and singing along.

Yeah, the common area can be a depressing place for sure. At the home my dad was at, there was always a woman in the common area in her wheelchair. She was always slumped over and basically catatonic, I guarantee she had no idea she was out there. I'm sure it was the staff that would bring her out there every day.

But my dad literally would NEVER leave his room. We got him outside in the yard area once single time, and that was only because we brought one of the dogs up to visit him. Every other visit it was in his half room (he had a roommate). There was only one char and it was always 10,000 degrees in the room.

[Goofy]

Bleh :| Hurry up 5pm :tapfoot:

[Hal-9000]

Yeah, the common area can be a depressing place for sure. At the home my dad was at, there was always a woman in the common area in her wheelchair. She was always slumped over and basically catatonic, I guarantee she had no idea she was out there. I'm sure it was the staff that would bring her out there every day.

But my dad literally would NEVER leave his room. We got him outside in the yard area once single time, and that was only because we brought one of the dogs up to visit him. Every other visit it was in his half room (he had a roommate). There was only one char and it was always 10,000 degrees in the room.

We toured three hospices with my Dad and he liked one near our place. Every time I drove past it I got this weird feeling that I would never see him there. We got all sorts of depressing stats on hospices such as the average amount of days spent there before death and I recall the rooms were so small. My Dad of course made the quip - Well I don't think I'll need much furniture at that stage of my life, hahaha.

The hospice he picked had this neat feature with a wide hallway where you could roll the beds outside into this kind of courtyard with a garden full of flowers. I remember deciding that I would take him out there every visit if possible when the weather was nice. Never had the chance to do that because he died in his own bed after I made him tea and breakfast and he took his last shower. :(

shit. I had a point and forgot it...sorry, I'm making this thread depressing

[Teh One Who Knocks]

We toured three hospices with my Dad and he liked one near our place. Every time I drove past it I got this weird feeling that I would never see him there. We got all sorts of depressing stats on hospices such as the average amount of days spent there before death and I recall the rooms were so small. My Dad of course made the quip - Well I don't think I'll need much furniture at that stage of my life, hahaha.

The hospice he picked had this neat feature with a wide hallway where you could roll the beds outside into this kind of courtyard with a garden full of flowers. I remember deciding that I would take him out there every visit if possible when the weather was nice. Never had the chance to do that because he died in his own bed after I made him tea and breakfast and he took his last shower. :(

shit. I had a point and forgot it...sorry, I'm making this thread depressing

It's not depressing, it's good to let things out sometimes. I keep a lot of stuff about my dad still bottled up inside too.

I'm guessing your point was about the lady I mentioned that was always in the common area in the home my dad was in. The thing that made it uncomfortable about that lady was, like I said, she was basically in a catatonic state and never even moved a muscle, and she was always alone, there was never any family with her at all.

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Goofy]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hand:


https://i.imgur.com/f1qc2mEh.jpg

[Goofy]

:willie:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:banana:

[Goofy]

:banana:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What was that for? :-s

[Goofy]

For fun :D

[Teh One Who Knocks]

For fun :D

:slap:

[Goofy]

:shakefist:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nana:

[Goofy]

:nana:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey! :x

[Goofy]

:dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance2:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The sun is out, our 'snowstorm' didn't last very long :|

[RBP]

The sun is out, our 'snowstorm' didn't last very long :|

It's okay, snowflake.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's okay, snowflake.

:beatdown:

[Hal-9000]

:|https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171214/624d9b4b47bc5397c856c21f01e7bfb3.jpg

You know I hate snow more than most people on Earth. That snow appears to be the fluffy fertilizer variety and judging by what's going on under the cars it's still fairly warm out? If the temps stay up that's actually the best stuff to drive on. If the temps drop of course it becomes icy and not great.

That building looks like a curling club in my city :lol: And you guys have large trucks and campers too? I was expecting all these tiny European cars with Mr Bean drivers.

[Goofy]

You know I hate snow more than most people on Earth. That snow appears to be the fluffy fertilizer variety and judging by what's going on under the cars it's still fairly warm out? If the temps stay up that's actually the best stuff to drive on. If the temps drop of course it becomes icy and not great.

That building looks like a curling club in my city :lol: And you guys have large trucks and campers too? I was expecting all these tiny European cars with Mr Bean drivers.
It didnt snow for too long thankfully but its all turning to ice already, nearly fell on my ass going to my car at home-time :lol: The big building is Hydrostatic Extrusions....... or something like that, fuck knows what they do :lol: ....... and yes, we have various sizes of vehicle over here like every other civilized country :shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

...nearly fell on my ass going to my car at home-time...

:point:

[Goofy]

:point:
Nearly :nono: Would've given Torville and Dean a run for their money though :lol:

[Goofy]

:friday:


Well, it is at the moment anyway :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It took long enough to get here :wha:

[Goofy]

It took long enough to get here :wha:
Understatement :lol: Other than taxi-ing for my mum tomorrow night i plan on doing ziltch this weekend!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, I don't expect to be doing much this weekend either.

[Goofy]

Yeah, I don't expect to be doing much this weekend either.
:hi5:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Supposed to be kind of cold and crappy this weekend, especially on Sunday, so a good reason to stay inside.

[Goofy]

Much the same here, rain forecast but at least the temperature is meant to stay above zero so i suppose thats something :)

[Hal-9000]

Rain and December are two words we never hear together :-k

That being said, we currently have no snow on the ground. It started to vanish the day I put new winter tires on the car :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's going to be 60° and sunny here today :|

[Hal-9000]

It's right around zero and we're supposed to get some light snow today.

I've been running around all week and gotten everything done. I think I can just sit here today and do eff-all :-k

[Hal-9000]

I must poo.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's right around zero and we're supposed to get some light snow today.

I've been running around all week and gotten everything done. I think I can just sit here today and do eff-all :-k

We got approximately one inch of snow and listening to the weather, it was like we had won the lottery. That was the first snow or precipitation we got in 65 days.

[Hal-9000]

We got approximately one inch of snow and listening to the weather, it was like we had won the lottery. That was the first snow or precipitation we got in 65 days.

We had that 3 hour instant winter with about 8 inches overnight, then it's slowly been vanishing over the past few weeks. We're supposed to have the worst winter in 8-10 years this year, so I don't mind clear streets and no shoveling right now.

[Goofy]

:monday:

Fastest weekend in history :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think it was about as long as every other weekend in history...2 days :-k

[Goofy]

I think it was about as long as every other weekend in history...2 days :-k
:slap: You know what i mean :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Do I? :-s

[Goofy]

Do I? :-s
I sure hope so....... if not then you must be a simpleton :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I sure hope so....... if not then you must be a simpleton :-k

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:dunce:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dunce:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nuts:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Im literally surrounded by a numpty :facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Im literally surrounded by a numpty :facepalm:

:beatdown: I'll :beatdown: numpty :beatdown: you! :beatdown:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nuts:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:roll:




:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Scotchmen, always such numpties :rolleyes:

[Goofy]

I do like scotch right enough :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I do like scotch right enough :-k

Damn drunks :rolleyes:

[Hal-9000]

I do like scotch right enough :-k

I used to be a heavy whiskey drinker. Tried Scotch a number of times, usually with water and I can't say I ever developed a taste for it.

Too scotchy :hand:

[Goofy]

I used to be a heavy whiskey drinker. Tried Scotch a number of times, usually with water and I can't say I ever developed a taste for it.

Too scotchy :hand:

The scotchier the better :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Jager > Scotch

[Hal-9000]

morphine > scotch