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[Teh One Who Knocks]

Must have been some temporary glitch or something

[Goofy]

Time for me to go, later mate :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Have a good one mate :bye:

[Hal-9000]

mornin :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ahoy:

[Goofy]

Monday's gone........ with the wind! :howdy:

[Hal-9000]

Monday's gone........ with the wind! :howdy:


:beatdown:


it's mid morning Monday for some of us fool! :x

[Hal-9000]

ermm, morning :lol:

[Goofy]

I'm finished work :dance: Just about to go make some dinner :yum:

[Hal-9000]

I'm supervisor today again so 8 hours just turned into 14 :(


wonder what company policy is on naps, 2 hours lunches and 17 breaks per day?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 10:46 AM.

[Goofy]

wonder what company policy is on naps, 2 hours lunches and 17 breaks per day?

Maybe you should ask my boss........ 8-[


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 10:46 AM.

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

Hey :x

[Goofy]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

:overkill:

[Goofy]

I fart in your general direction http://i.imgur.com/zaF5WNO.gif

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I fart in your general direction http://i.imgur.com/zaF5WNO.gif

:fire:

[Goofy]

:fire:

http://i.imgur.com/kXc3HtV.gif

[Goofy]

Bit on the news right now from the Pistorius trial........ damn that fucker is some actor :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I hope they hang that fucker.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

From what I've seen on TV here, the worst he can get is life in prison.

[Hal-9000]

they should invent a new form of capital punishment....they release the guy on a big game preserve and then chase him from helicopters and jeeps using rifles :tup:


it could be called - Delayed Firing Squad :face:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

they should invent a new form of capital punishment....they release the guy on a big game preserve and then chase him from helicopters and jeeps using rifles :tup:


it could be called - Delayed Firing Squad :face:

:thumbsup:

[Goofy]

Oh yeah, he's 100% guilty as sin.......... hang the bastard! :ok: If he gets life in prison he'll be getting fucked up the ass every day for the rest of his life......... not like he can run away :dance:

[Goofy]

I saw a netflix advert on tv last night.......... Robert Rodriguez........ from dusk till dawn........ tv series!!!!!!!! :cheerlead: :woot:

[FBD]

oh cripes, like the sequels werent bad enough?

[FBD]

they should invent a new form of capital punishment....they release the guy on a big game preserve and then chase him from helicopters and jeeps using rifles :tup:


it could be called - Delayed Firing Squad :face:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynY2begPzoM

[Goofy]

oh cripes, like the sequels werent bad enough?

Each to their own mate ;) I think all your thai-chi whatever stuff is crap, you think my viewing pleasure is crap........ different strokes for different folks :dance:

[Goofy]

It's actually getting good ratings on imdb - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3337194/

Decent cast too, Bob Patrick is in it :cheers: Wonder if he's found John Connor yet :-k

[FBD]

Each to their own mate ;) I think all your thai-chi whatever stuff is crap, you think my viewing pleasure is crap........ different strokes for different folks :dance:hehe....I dont watch tv, so...what they do with these series spawned off of movies I dont know, seems to me like they are just trying to milk old ideas because they cant come up with anything new. but the sequel for dusk till dawn...was like omg, why'd they make this :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Monday #2 :|

[Goofy]

:pirate: Thought i was getting rid of this fucking cold....... guess not *sniffs* :x



hehe....I dont watch tv, so...what they do with these series spawned off of movies I dont know, seems to me like they are just trying to milk old ideas because they cant come up with anything new. but the sequel for dusk till dawn...was like omg, why'd they make this :lol:

Everything's a remake in Hollywood so you either put up or shut up :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:pirate: Thought i was getting rid of this fucking cold....... guess not *sniffs* :x

:snapout:

[Goofy]

*sneezes on Lance* I feel better now :D

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*sneezes on Lance* I feel better now :D

:gtfo:

[Goofy]

:sad: :sick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Suck it up Princess :x

[Goofy]

I've been sniffing it up all morning........ then coughing it back out again :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Maybe it's Ebola? :-k

[Goofy]

Whatever it is, i hope it's terminal....... then i can get plenty time off work :cheers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Terminus? :shock:

:hills:

[Goofy]

Yup :yum:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:watching:

[Goofy]

Try doing that after i've eaten your eyeballs [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suspect:

[Goofy]

:lol: I gotta go, working late tonight so might not be around till later :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Have a good one mate :bye:

[KevinD]

The end of this job is in sight. Rig should start drilling sometime mid morning. Once it does, I can drive home.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Unless it breaks :nana:

[KevinD]

:overkill::suicide:

Bastid. You had to go there didn't you? :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:banana:

[FBD]

:lol:

[KevinD]

I've been working near OKC since fri. Out of clean clothes,ready to get home. Too bad wed or Thurs I have to go to Bryan TX. That should just be a day trip to replace some remote control comm. equipment.

[Hal-9000]

mornin :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ahoy:

[Hal-9000]

:-k there was a stabbing at a house party last night...I think 5 kids were killed

didn't hear the whole report....I know that 5 people got stabbed for sure

[Teh One Who Knocks]

At your house? :-s

[Hal-9000]

No I'm lazy at home, I use guns so I don't have to get out of bed

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

clap on, clap off

*fires*


:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn violent people [-(

[Hal-9000]

I could go back home, get into bed and shoot you :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bring it, bitch :hand:

[Hal-9000]

Don't make me put on my Snuggie with built in shoulder holster [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nervous:

[KevinD]

Ugg. Left OKC area today about noon. (right on schedule, that) on the way home, rig called and asked if I'd come back and look at another problem. Being as I was already 6 hrs away from rig (and 2 hrs from home), and the problemis not something I can work on until the equipment is not being used, we agreed I'd drive back up there tomorrow.
So, it's a 5:00 am wake up call (normal) then 7-8 hr drive, then who knows how long to fix the problem. Normally, there would only be 1 of 3 things that could cause the problem as described, (none of which require parts) but, this particular crew is not so (ahem) honest about describing problems, much less the cause of said problems.




yay.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[FBD]

Ugg. Left OKC area today about noon. (right on schedule, that) on the way home, rig called and asked if I'd come back and look at another problem. Being as I was already 6 hrs away from rig (and 2 hrs from home), and the problemis not something I can work on until the equipment is not being used, we agreed I'd drive back up there tomorrow.
So, it's a 5:00 am wake up call (normal) then 7-8 hr drive, then who knows how long to fix the problem. Normally, there would only be 1 of 3 things that could cause the problem as described, (none of which require parts) but, this particular crew is not so (ahem) honest about describing problems, much less the cause of said problems.




yay.

so you have a bunch of hacks that dont want to tell you when they break something....fantastic...

[Hal-9000]

mornin :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:minionhi:

[Hal-9000]

:shock:



stop that

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shock:



stop that

:minionconfused:

[Hal-9000]

:lol: :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

[Goofy]

:hola:

Another long day at the office......... i wonder if i'll get my thanks in heaven :-k Just had dinner and my mouth is on fire, madras curry ftw! :dance: My ass ain't gonna like it tomorrow though :lol:

[Hal-9000]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhWJF35Q81k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hola:

Another long day at the office......... i wonder if i'll get my thanks in heaven :-k Just had dinner and my mouth is on fire, madras curry ftw! :dance: My ass ain't gonna like it tomorrow though :lol:

:disapproval:

[Goofy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhWJF35Q81k

*sings* I will have a burning ring of fire! :dance:


:disapproval:

Madras cannot be disapproved of :nono:

[Hal-9000]

one of my brown coworkers had a bag of what looked like trail mix yesterday and encouraged me to eat lots of it :)

the other brown guy walks up and watches...

it looked like seeds, nuts and some unidentifiable snacks and initially was quite tasty

then on the about the 3rd chew my mouth lit on fire and it tasted like the whole bag was doused in Tabasco Sauce :shock:


they both laughed and then a third brown guy walks up, grabs the bag and just about empties it in his mouth and says - I love this stuff!




:x those bastards think it's funny to play tricks on the Canadian

[Goofy]

one of my brown coworkers had a bag of what looked like trail mix yesterday and encouraged me to eat lots of it :)

the other brown guy walks up and watches...

it looked like seeds, nuts and some unidentifiable snacks and initially was quite tasty

then on the about the 3rd chew my mouth lit on fire and it tasted like the whole bag was doused in Tabasco Sauce :shock:


they both laughed and then a third brown guy walks up, grabs the bag and just about empties it in his mouth and says - I love this stuff!




:x those bastards think it's funny to play tricks on the Canadian

:lol: I love spicy food in general and my tolerance level for hot foods has definitely gone up over the years......... i still won't eat anything hotter than a madras though because i don't see the point, once you go past a certain heat your tastebuds are fried so what's the point :shrug: "Oh, look at me, i'm a tough guy eating a vindaloo....... i can't taste a fucking thing and i'm sweating through every orifice........ but i'm really tough" fucking stupid muppets :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

one of my brown coworkers had a bag of what looked like trail mix yesterday and encouraged me to eat lots of it :)

the other brown guy walks up and watches...

it looked like seeds, nuts and some unidentifiable snacks and initially was quite tasty

then on the about the 3rd chew my mouth lit on fire and it tasted like the whole bag was doused in Tabasco Sauce :shock:


they both laughed and then a third brown guy walks up, grabs the bag and just about empties it in his mouth and says - I love this stuff!




:x those bastards think it's funny to play tricks on the Canadian

:lol:

http://i.imgur.com/LmD4IfN.jpg

There's a place here in town called the Mountain Man Nut and Fruit Co and they sell all kinds of snacks and trail mixes and snack mixes and the like. The one I posted above is called Powder Keg and it's the same way, except you might get hit before your first mouthful is done. We tricked a guy here at the shop once who HATES hot food...he grabbed a big ol' handful and started to chew and about 30 seconds later his face started to turn bright red. :lol: He ran to the bathroom to spit it out and wash his mouth out, and of course water doesn't help at all. He never tried anything we ever had for snacks again. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

@ Goof....agreed. I like the taste of some spicy foods but eating something that makes you sweat is going too far...these brown guys are rockstars tho when it comes to spice. They can take some strong stuff and smile like they're eating ice cream :lol:


@ Lance - I'll try to get a pic, very similar to what you've posted above

[Hal-9000]

http://i61.tinypic.com/2jbwu4n.jpg



http://i59.tinypic.com/ruqzrt.jpg

[Hal-9000]

geez...my kung fu finger looks like it's been broken a few times :lol:

[Goofy]

@ Goof....agreed. I like the taste of some spicy foods but eating something that makes you sweat is going too far...these brown guys are rockstars tho when it comes to spice. They can take some strong stuff and smile like they're eating ice cream :lol:


I think a lot of Indians are brought up on spicy food so it becomes normal to them :lol: As i said, over the years i've started eating hotter and hotter foods........ i could handle hotter than a madras now (although i choose not to) but when i was younger one mouthful would burn my mouth off :lol:

[Goofy]

Nasty shit :lmao:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm like you Goof, I have a fairly high tolerance for hot food now, but back in the day I would have considered ketchup to be spicy :lol: And I don't see the point of going beyond a certain level of hotness either. If you can't enjoy the food, then it's a waste IMO.

[Hal-9000]

I think a lot of Indians are brought up on spicy food so it becomes normal to them :lol: As i said, over the years i've started eating hotter and hotter foods........ i could handle hotter than a madras now (although i choose not to) but when i was younger one mouthful would burn my mouth off :lol:

oh for sure...they've been eating spice since birth

I often remark that they can never hang wallpaper or paint their bathrooms at home...they ask why and I say - because you guys would be peeling that shit off daily with your dumps :lol:

[Goofy]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

Raj on The Big Bang Theory when Sheldon is trying to stink him out of their shared office...

Sheldon, I come from a country with 1 billion people who haven't had a solid bowel movement in over 100 years, you can't gross me out


:lol:

[Goofy]

I watched an episode of BBT earlier tonight :ok:

[Hal-9000]

I watched an episode of BBT earlier tonight :ok:

have you seen the Clogzilla episode?



:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Hal-9000]

mornin :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:minionhi:

[Hal-9000]

:lol:

hello you little yellow freak

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/oUjRK3g.png

[Hal-9000]

you sir, look like a yellow penis in overalls

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:notimpressed2:

[Hal-9000]

I never saw that guy in the movies....wtf? :lol:



these are sig-worthy

[Teh One Who Knocks]

They are forum smilies :lol:

The purple ones are in the 2nd one....it was funny :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0P-16UCrvY

[Goofy]

:hi2:


have you seen the Clogzilla episode?



:lol:

No idea....... maybe :lol: I don't watch it religiously but i will tune in if i see it's on :)


:suicide:

Sounds like my day!


They are forum smilies :lol:

The purple ones are in the 2nd one....it was funny :lol:

I've never watched the films........ have to add them to my list :) Seen plenty gifs on imgur from the movies :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've never watched the films........ have to add them to my list :) Seen plenty gifs on imgur from the movies :thumbsup:

For cartoons aimed at kids, they are very funny. Plenty of inside stuff aimed at adults mixed in. :thumbsup:

[Goofy]

Thank fuck tomorrow is friday, this week has been loooooooooooooong :| Got a darts comp tomorrow night, trying to win the league singles trophy for a third year running :tup: Looking after Tony the dog all weekend too, my mum and dad are going down to see their friends in England-shire friday to monday so it's just me and muttley running the place :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Tomorrow may be Friday, but I have no weekend to myself again this weekend. Kid has a soccer game Saturday morning, then the g/f bought tickets to the baseball game for Saturday night, and then of course Sunday is Easter, so we're going for dinner at her brother's place.

Boom, weekend shot to hell.

:|

[Hal-9000]

I get to keep two people who have been married for 59 years from killing each other....not the greatest weekend either


yesterday was their wedding anniversary....I bought a card for my ma to give to my pa...first thing out of her mouth - He's not my husband, I'm not signing that


tough day for my Dad :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's gotta be so hard Hal, I dunno how you do it.

[Goofy]

Tomorrow may be Friday, but I have no weekend to myself again this weekend. Kid has a soccer game Saturday morning, then the g/f bought tickets to the baseball game for Saturday night, and then of course Sunday is Easter, so we're going for dinner at her brother's place.

Boom, weekend shot to hell.

:|

The baseball could be good fun, maybe catch a ball......... or fall over the railing while trying to catch a ball :tup:


I get to keep two people who have been married for 59 years from killing each other....not the greatest weekend either


yesterday was their wedding anniversary....I bought a card for my ma to give to my pa...first thing out of her mouth - He's not my husband, I'm not signing that


tough day for my Dad :|

That's tough mate, dementia is horrible :(

[Hal-9000]

it's an easy road for me...Pops is the one going through hell

I can't even imagine

[Hal-9000]

:-k




:minionhappy::minionalarm::minionhuh::minionhi:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Monday #4.5 :|

[RBP]

I don't want to work. The only saving grace is that a lot of people are off today so maybe the commute from hell will be okay today. I have no idea why traffic has been so horrid this week. :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I haven't had Good Friday off in almost 20 years...back when I worked for a company whose owner was a Catholic.

[RBP]

Our data center is closed... so why did I stay late last night to get my work out to them? :shrug:

It might be quiet but then again I usually get a lot of last second requests before holidays, so we'll see.

But if there is traffic I will be livid. :lol:

[RBP]

Wow, look at the time! Ugh.

Lance, you have a good day! Hope it's quiet.

Happy crucifixion day! Everyone wanted to nail Jesus just to show how hung he was!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Later bud! :bye:

[Goofy]

30 mins until the weekend :cheers: Im hiding in the office pretending to write invoices while the rest of the guys finish off the jobs downstairs 8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*phones your boss*

[Goofy]

Hes out :dance: Hence the reason im sitting in the office :lol: The secretary finished early today too so the office is all mine :cheers:

[Goofy]

Im watching the security cams to see when he comes back :lol: Not that he'd bother anyway, got through a shitload of work this week :ok:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's quiet here as well, no boss around

[Pony]

My boss has been on a two week vacation, we're praying he comes back Mon. Everything is so fucked up here and the tension level is through the roof.

Is it Friday yet?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Is it Friday yet?

:monday:

[Pony]

Only for 3 more hours.

[KevinD]

Made it home late last night, or early this morning. Slept like the dead, the worked some more in the flower bed. Tomorrow is mowing and weed eating.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

:monday:

[Pony]

Got to work this morning to find one of the 8x6' plate glass showroom windows broken and boarded up. Still trying to find out details. Someone probably drove by and shot it out.

[FBD]

damn kev, you reminded me that my lawn is going to expect to be mowed soon too :lol:

[Pony]

Got to work this morning to find one of the 8x6' plate glass showroom windows broken and boarded up. Still trying to find out details. Someone probably drove by and shot it out.

Apparently a neighbor saw a pair of Turkey Vultures fly into the window. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

mornin :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:minionhi:

[Hal-9000]

:bbq:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:minionconfused:

[Hal-9000]

it's around 17C here today and I want to go home.....had some bad days on the weekend with a gold crown coming loose in my mouth, pain etc...

:| I'm exhausted

[FBD]

:buddha:



:lol:

[KevinD]

Ugg. Woke up sun morning feeling like shit. Still sick as hell.

[Hal-9000]

feel better Kevin :thumbsup:


*touch your crotch*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ugg. Woke up sun morning feeling like shit. Still sick as hell.

Suck it up Princess :x

[Goofy]

:burp:


:wavey:

[KevinD]

Can't such it up. Too busy vomiting along with explosive diarrhea. Awesome.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:


:wavey:

:slap:


Can't such it up. Too busy vomiting along with explosive diarrhea. Awesome.

:slap:

[Goofy]

Can't such it up. Too busy vomiting along with explosive diarrhea. Awesome.

Is your sink close to the toilet bowl? :-k

[Goofy]

:slap:


I just had a heap of macaroni cheese, i needed a burp [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I just had a heap of macaroni cheese, i needed a burp [-(

:care:

[Goofy]

:care:

Nope, you look like a transvestite :thumbsup:














a really ugly one :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nope, you look like a transvestite :thumbsup:














a really ugly one :dance:

:gtfo:

[KevinD]

Is your sink close to the toilet bowl? :-k

Nope, but the trash can is (rubbish bin?)

Haven't vomited since about 10am, so may be getting better

[Hal-9000]

Nope, but the trash can is (rubbish bin?)

Haven't vomited since about 10am, so may be getting better

I hate those unplanned body cleansings :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:monday:

[Hal-9000]

mornin :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:howdy:

[Goofy]

:hola:

Another long day :| Hurry up friday :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:minionhi:

[Goofy]

:lol: We need to find some animated minion smileys, they crack me up :lol:

Oh, and hello :wavey: Hows tricks mate?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The minions are the best :lol:

Okay I guess, been a stressful week at work already and it's not even noon on Tuesday yet :|

How about you?

[Goofy]

Sounds similar to my week so far :lol: Boss is moaning because the painters aren't getting through the work quickly enough........ obvious answer but i don't think he's gonna want to sack his son :lol: Had another appointment with the back quack during my lunchbreak today......... my back's feeling great now but my wallet doesn't appreciate it too much :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think we need to win the lottery :-k

[Goofy]

I think we need to win the lottery :-k

:hi5:





Wait........ don't we need to actually buy lottery tickets for that to happen? :-k

[Goofy]

Could've sworn we had a hi5 smiley :-k

[Goofy]

:high5:

[Goofy]

:bollocks: :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:gimme5:

[Goofy]

:gimme5:

That's the fella :ok:

[Goofy]

http://i.imgur.com/int61oc.gif

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I really just wanna go home :|

[Goofy]

I just had a half hour phone conversation :shock: A mate of mine had a mild heart attack at his work on friday (he's fine thankfully), got rushed to Ninewells hospital in Dundee and went straight into theatre - blood clot removed from his heart and they fitted a stent. I only found out at the bowls friendly on sunday so tried to call him right away but didn't get an answer. He phoned me back a bit later and i missed the call but he left me a message to say he was fine etc. I then sent him a text........ "Hey G, if you didn't want to do the bar for the darts on monday you should have just said so, havin a heart attack's a bit fucking extreme" :lol: He near pished himself laughing when he read it then proceeded to show the text to all the nurses :lol:

Anyway, been chatting the last half hour with him, he's home already :shock: Tells me he's feeling far better than he was before the H.A. so obviously it was on the cards for a while........ just lucky they got him in time :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Wow. that's great news and scary news. Great that he's doing fine and at home now, but scary that it happened.

[Goofy]

Yeah, gave him a bit of a fright right enough :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No doubt, woulda scared the hell outta me for sure!

[Hal-9000]

good to hear you teased him Goof...I think people get scared when things like that happen and treating them normally rather than on tiptoes with big sad eyes goes a long way :lol:

[FBD]

:buddha:

[Goofy]

No doubt, woulda scared the hell outta me for sure!

Fuck yeah! I remember how scared i was a couple of years back when i had that asthma attack and couldn't breathe........ shitting bricks!


good to hear you teased him Goof...I think people get scared when things like that happen and treating them normally rather than on tiptoes with big sad eyes goes a long way :lol:

This is Scotland, "ripping the pish" when someone has had a bad accident/illness etc is part of our culture :lol: Just remembered, i also left him a voicemail when a few of us were left in the bar on sunday night........... think i said something like "don't you fucking dare die ya cunt, yer still due me a fiver" :mrgreen:

[Pony]

Tells me he's feeling far better than he was before the H.A. so obviously it was on the cards for a while........

Amazing that, Same with my neighbor, couldn't hardly walk to the corner with his granddaughter without being exhausted. Got a couple clots removed/stints and two weeks later they were taking the mile long stroll around the block.

Glad your buddy is OK!

[KevinD]

Went back to work today. That was a mistake. Feel worse now than I did yesterday

[Hal-9000]

and I went to the dentist once again today...he did some work below the gumline, then gave me freezing after (don't ask) as part of an experiment


the freezing didn't affect my gums or teeth at all....but it froze up my face on the outside right up to my eye :lol:

I call him, tell him the news and he says - I knew it!


* I have a weird nerve problem in my face


still can't even bite down on a cracker ffs....this pain feels like a lit match up in between my teeth, combined with a really good punch to the jaw...I need it to stop soooooon

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:monday:

[Goofy]

:monday:

:slap: :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :-s

[Goofy]

It can't be monday 3 days in a row [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yes, it can :nono:

[Goofy]

That would break the space-time continuum :nono:

[Goofy]

Work time :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:liar:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Later mate!

[Hal-9000]

mornin :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hello:

[Hal-9000]

Did you lose a bet Lance? Why are you using all of that black and yellow propaganda for the sig/av?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Did you lose a bet Lance? Why are you using all of that black and yellow propaganda for the sig/av?

:slap:

[Hal-9000]

Oh, the g/f made you

I understand :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Oh, the g/f made you

I understand :thumbsup:

:blah:

[Hal-9000]

no matter what happens in hockey...you will never hear me say GO HABS





:lol:




nope [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

no matter what happens in hockey...you will never hear me say GO HABS





:lol:




nope [-(

You just did :-s

[Hal-9000]

:-k

Come to think of it...you'll never hear me say much of anything

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Who are the Flames playing in the playoffs this year? :-k







































:shifty:

[Hal-9000]

Flames are not my team, nice try :fu:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Then pack your happy ass up and move to Edmonton :hand:

[Hal-9000]

no need to swear at me like that :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

no need to swear at me like that :sad2:

:daisy:

[Hal-9000]

:daisy:


:wub:

[Goofy]

Too many poofters in here [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Too many poofters in here [-(

:potkettle:

[Goofy]

<----- No poofter there :nono: I neither hand out nor receive flowers from other men [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

<----- No poofter there :nono: I neither hand out nor receive flowers from other men [-(

:daisy:

[Goofy]

Dammit, my plan was flawed :doh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:banana:

[Goofy]

So now i have to be a gay? :sad2: My ass isn't gonna be happy about this........

[Hal-9000]

Too many poofters in here [-(

oh come on...we all know that 'darts' is just a euphemism gay men use as an excuse to drink together, paint circles on their bums and then scream out ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY! when they bury the dart in the bullseye :naughty:

[Goofy]

oh come on...we all know that 'darts' is just a euphemism gay men use as an excuse to drink together, paint circles on their bums and then scream out ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY! when they bury the dart in the bullseye :naughty:

Maybe where you play ;)

[Hal-9000]

come on that was funny :lol:


and quit winking at me you nancyboy

[Goofy]

Why would someone shout "one hundred and eighty" after hitting a bullseye? :-s You need to brush up on your darting math [-(














:nana:

Personally i think darts is a great game for kids to play purely from the mental arithmetic side, far more interesting and enjoyable than doing sums in a textbook :)

[Hal-9000]

Why would someone shout "one hundred and eighty" after hitting a bullseye? :-s You need to brush up on your darting math [-(














:nana:

Personally i think darts is a great game for kids to play purely from the mental arithmetic side, far more interesting and enjoyable than doing sums in a textbook :)



:x I know that.....it could be the last throw however.....hmmmmm



way to go, dissect my humorous post until all chance of a laugh is dead and gone :|

[Goofy]

Next time you attempt humour let me know in advance so i remember to laugh :tup:














:dance:

[Hal-9000]

http://i57.tinypic.com/r9lbux.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Next time you attempt humour let me know in advance so i remember to laugh :tup:














:dance:

:burn2:

[Hal-9000]

http://i57.tinypic.com/2eyx1zd.jpg

[Goofy]

:empathy:

[Hal-9000]

http://i58.tinypic.com/vh5lc1.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:monday:

[Pony]

Are there extra Mondays this week?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yes, I believe so

[Pony]

I swear this is at least the 6th or 7th in a row. :banghead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Don't worry, there's still more coming :thumbsup:

[Pony]

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Don't shoot the messenger :hand:

[Pony]

Maybe the messenger should only deliver good news. It would be better for his health!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What is this 'good news' you speak of? :-s

[Pony]

This could be true...

http://www.tehfalloutshelter.com/showthread.php?59206-Pat-Robertson-Says-Doomsday-Asteroid-Could-Hit-Next-Week

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not sure how that would be 'good news' :-k

[Goofy]

Not sure how that would be 'good news' :-k

No more work :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No more anything would be more like it :-k

[Goofy]

Yeah....... but that includes work :cheers: Sacrifices must be made in the pursuit of not working :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah....... but that includes work :cheers: Sacrifices must be made in the pursuit of not working :thumbsup:

:snapout:

[Pony]

I guess I'd better get some work done, see you guys later.

[Goofy]

:snapout:

An apocalypse is a small price to pay for not having to work again :nono:


I guess I'd better get some work done, see you guys later.

Later PP :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I guess I'd better get some work done, see you guys later.

:bye:


An apocalypse is a small price to pay for not having to work again :nono:

An d the whole being dead part? :-s

[Goofy]

And the whole being dead part? :-s

Minor detail :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Minor detail :hand:

:nuts:

[Goofy]

You'll thank me afterwards [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:liar:

[Goofy]

I never lie :hand: (except for right now) 8-[






Time to mosey, got a rearranged darts match tonight (last league game of the season, provided we don't lose the game then we'll win the league again :thumbsup: ) so probably won't be around :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Have a good one mate! :bye:

[Hal-9000]

mornin :wavey:

[Hal-9000]

Hodor? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:minionhi:

[Pony]

Hodor? :-s

Hodor. :yup:

[KevinD]

Well, this is interesting. Went to the doc today, got some scrips. This muscle relaxer has me all fubared. Reminds me why I never like taking drugs. Other than pot and alcohol.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:monday:

[Pony]

11 more hours and I'll be on a boat.