Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX
my wife told her friends, oh my husband has prime he'll order it.
When you get a physical and you're male, yes.
I always criticize them saying things like - too much lube! ...and - third knuckle please, don't tease!
PorkChopSandwiches (04-14-2015)
I had a gastro doc tell me once "If I found out you were enjoying these colonoscopies you would be finding another doctor.. "When you get a physical and you're male, yes.
I always criticize them saying things like - too much lube! ...and - third knuckle please, don't tease!
DemonGeminiX (04-14-2015), FBD (04-14-2015)
the docs are in a position of control....you gotta take that away from them
my fave is faking like I'm crying, they ask if things are ok and you respond - Oh yeah, this just reminds me of something my Dad used to do to me
wtf is wrong with me
That's grounds for spousal abuse. Beat her ass.
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PorkChopSandwiches (04-14-2015)
I had a gastro doc tell me once "If I found out you were enjoying these colonoscopies you would be finding another doctor.. "
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Today's the 150th anniversary of Abraham Lincoln's assassination.
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I love how the civil war was all about slaves and not the south's refusal to pay the north's taxes and "obligations"
Jesus, I must have come down with the dumb sickness today. I'm running into everything, knocking shit over... I'm genuinely surprised that I haven't knocked myself out yet by accident.
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Dammit, why did I keep the bowling balls on the top shelf!
Jesus, I must have come down with the dumb sickness today. I'm running into everything, knocking shit over... I'm genuinely surprised that I haven't knocked myself out yet by accident.
DemonGeminiX (04-14-2015), Muddy (04-14-2015)
Must've been influenced by those Tom and Jerry cartoons back when I was a kid.
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FBD (04-15-2015)
I'm paying this morning for stopping at Taco Bell last night
Nachos?
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Soon-to-be step-kid didn't get to have a real birthday party back in October because of the way things just happened. Too busy and time got away from us. So we told her she could have a 'half-birthday' party. It's this weekend, so the house on Sunday will be filled with a gaggle of pre-teen girls.
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