Holy crap, the shitcoins have exploded
I have 20,000 of dogecoin I bought at a hilariously low price YEARS ago, now worth $1500, and a bunch of XLM that is suddenly valuable again. I'd completely forgot I even owned them but I might cash in soon here. Comical.
If dogecoin goes to $1, I'm going to finally buy my dream watch Omega Speedmaster that I've wanted for a decade.