I suck on the urinal mints to determine the expiry date
I suck on the urinal mints to determine the expiry date
When I use the bathroom here at work, I like to put the seat down before I exit and splash water on it to make it look like someone peed on the seatOriginally Posted by Hal-9000
we only have one girl at work so I often go into her washroom, put all of toilet seats down and pee on them
she keeps blaming me
That explains a lot... Some do bath salts, some do urinal cakes...
When I use the bathroom here at work, I like to put the seat down before I exit and splash water on it to make it look like someone peed on the seatLooks like Lance and Hal work together.
I rub toothpaste on her to get the tingle, and I have fresh breath when Im doneBut if you fucked with the cakes, your pen0r would be all minty and your wife's holes would tingle nicely.
Dont forget, I existJust remember and don't be like some Atheist twats.....
God is perfect, I am not
she caught me in there once....we have like 9 guys and 1 girl so hers is vacant 90% of the day...
she tried to give me a hard time about being in there and I say - Are you kidding? 5 of those guys had curry for lunch, would you go in there?
she larfed
*takes notes*
God doesn't believe in Atheists..
He told you that himself did he?
it's a play on words Speedy
thank you, I had to think for a minute on that one
It's bad luck to be superstitious.
Atheists pray that Jehovah's Witnesses don't show up at their door.
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