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[Goofy]

:dance:

[Fodster]

Move house tomorrow...new job Tuesday FML :suicide:

[Goofy]

Move house tomorrow...new job Tuesday FML :suicide:

Bout time you got back working ya lazy bastard :nana: So whats the new job? Far away from where you currently are?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Friday :sad2:

[Fodster]

Friday night cunts :shots:

[Goofy]

Friday :sad2:

:beatdown:


Friday night cunts :shots:

Not for 5 hours yet :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

less than 3 full days before Monday morning though :cheers:

[Goofy]

less than 3 full days before Monday morning though :cheers:

:nuts:

:maniac:

[Fodster]

Not for 5 hours yet :slap:

:hand:

:giggle::shots::gimme5::haha::monkey:

[Goofy]

:drunk:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bunch of numpties [-(

[Fodster]

Bunch of numpties [-(

http://5thingsimsmittenwith.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/drake-quotes-on-Jealousy-271x300.jpg

[Goofy]

Bunch of numpties [-(

Ill numpty you! :beatdown:

[fricnjay]

Kids been sick just now getting back to the office, woke up the other day with 102 degree temp. :meh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ill numpty you! :beatdown:

You numpty like a little girl [-(


Kids been sick just now getting back to the office, woke up the other day with 102 degree temp. :meh:

:snapout:

[Fodster]

1.22am

:suicide:

:shots:

:suicide2::tubgirl:

[fricnjay]

Also my sons birthday is tomorrow and he wanted to bring donuts to class so I had to get up early on go get them donuts. :meh:

[Fodster]

Also my sons birthday is tomorrow and he wanted to bring HOnuts to class so I had to get up early on go get them donuts. :meh:

:funnel::ftfy:

[fricnjay]

:funnel::ftfy:

:lol: :tup:

[Fodster]

:yuck:

Come one get involved, I get Isco and Falcao :bananadance:

[Goofy]

:yuck:

Come one get involved, I get Isco and Falcao :bananadance:

Some of us are busy working on fucking piles of german fucking scrapmetal porsche fucking garbage :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Some of us are busy working on fucking piles of german fucking scrapmetal porsche fucking garbage :slap:

I'm working on Toyota parts for NASCAR :-k

[Fodster]

Some of us are busy working on fucking piles of german fucking scrapmetal porsche fucking garbage :slap:

Wrong forum ha ha CUNT

[fricnjay]

I'm working on Toyota parts for NASCAR :-k

Thats cool, do you know who's car?

[Goofy]

I'm working on Toyota parts for NASCAR :-k

Jap-scrap [-(


Wrong forum ha ha CUNT

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Thats cool, do you know who's car?

Yup, we do business with only one NASCAR team and it happens to be the only race team based in Colorado. #78 Furniture Row Racing :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Jap-scrap [-(

:hater:

[Goofy]

:hater:

Yup, i hate all cars :yup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yup, i hate all cars :yup:

:shakehead:

[Fodster]

When someone talks to you in another language and slaggs you off, and your only reply is "parlez vous Francais"

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

All cars are shit [-(


When someone talks to you in another language and slaggs you off, and your only reply is "parlez vous Francais"

Du bist ein pimmelkopf :ok:

[Fodster]

NO

[Goofy]

Awww :sad2:

[fricnjay]

ENGLISH DAMN IT!!!!!

[Goofy]

ENGLISH DAMN IT!!!!!

Sprechen sie kienen deutsche? :-s


:hitler:

[fricnjay]

Sprechen sie kienen deutsche? :-s


:hitler:

:slap:

[Goofy]

Ich mochte ein bier bitte!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ich mochte ein bier bitte!

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Damn Yanks always stopping the Germans [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn Yanks always stopping the Germans [-(

http://i.imgur.com/0anIeX5.jpg

:dance:

[fricnjay]

:lol:

[Goofy]

http://i.imgur.com/0anIeX5.jpg

:dance:

You hit the home run but we loaded the bases :nono:




























I did a US sports reference :woot:

[Goofy]

Monday right round the corner :(

[redred]

:woot:

[Goofy]

:woot:

:beatdown:

[Fodster]

Start a new job tomorrow after not working since 20th October :suicide:

[Goofy]

Start a new job tomorrow after not working since 20th October :suicide:

:haha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's Monday :dance2: It's Monday :dance2: It's Monday :dance2: It's Monday :dance2: It's Monday :dance2: It's Monday :dance2: It's Monday :dance2: It's Monday :dance2:

[Goofy]

It's Monday :dance2: It's Monday :dance2: It's Monday :dance2: It's Monday :dance2: It's Monday :dance2: It's Monday :dance2: It's Monday :dance2: It's Monday :dance2:

Hmmm :-k

















:beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You'd be in a better mood if you would accept Monday into your heart [-(

[Goofy]

You'd be in a better mood if you would accept Monday into your heart [-(

Ill never accept mondays :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yes you will :nono:

[Goofy]

Yes you will :nono:

I dont think i will :-k









:maniac:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[-(

[Goofy]

:overkill:





:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:overkill:





:-k


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcsUYu0PVxY

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:slap: Manners

[Goofy]

:slap: Manners

http://i.imgur.com/UYMpN4a.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

Did you get the reference? :lol:

[fricnjay]

Man I am tired this morning, going to be a long day I think. :-k :meh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Did you get the reference? :lol:

No :-s


Man I am tired this morning, going to be a long day I think. :-k :meh:

:snapout:

[fricnjay]

I wish, dont think its going to happen today. :lol:

[Goofy]

Man I am tired this morning, going to be a long day I think. :-k :meh:

Mondays are always 1784684619247194719641844265417254812481624612 hours long :(


No :-s


:shakehead: It was Buster Bloodvessel, lead singer of Bad Manners [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Mondays are always 1784684619247194719641844265417254812481624612 hours long :(

:hater:


:shakehead: It was Buster Bloodvessel, lead singer of Bad Manners [-(

Never heard of him/them :hand:

[Goofy]

Never heard of him/them :hand:

Lip up fatty fatty, lip up fatty fatty reggae :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Lip up fatty fatty, lip up fatty fatty reggae :dance:

:nuts:

[Goofy]

Monday done! :woot:


:nuts:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6fQnTyEniM

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nuts:

[Goofy]

:bounce:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:bounce:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:freakout:

[Goofy]

The weather's crap and i have darts tonight :meh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's your own fault :hand:

[Goofy]

I'm getting picked up at the house :dance:

[Fodster]

First day at work done....only 4 hours

:headbang:

[Goofy]

First day at work done....only 4 hours

:headbang:

Part timer :hand:

[Fodster]

Part timer :hand:

7-330 tomorrow then :pewpew:

[Goofy]

So whats the new job? Working at mcdonalds? :-k

[Fodster]

Kfc you cheeky cunt

:slap:

[Goofy]

Sorry :oops:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Gonna be a shitty day today :|

[Goofy]

Gonna be a shitty day today :|

Itll be fine, its not monday anymore :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's probably part of the reason it will be a shitty day TBH :-k

[Goofy]

That's probably part of the reason it will be a shitty day TBH :-k

Tuesday hater [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's because everything is downhill after Monday :hand:

[Goofy]

It's because everything is uphill after Monday :tup:

:agreed:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:agreed:

:slap:

[Goofy]

:x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Monday is love :nono:

[Goofy]

Monday is love :nono:

Mondays are for steers and queers :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Mondays are for steers and queers :hand:

That's an American saying :hand:

[Goofy]

That's an American saying :hand:

Full Metal Jacket quotes always get a pass :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Says who? :-s

[Goofy]

Says who? :-s

Me, i just said it......... are you mental or something? Can't you read? :nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

Nutcase [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nutcase [-(

:potkettle:

[Goofy]

:potkettle:

You gonna make me a cup of tea? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You gonna make me a cup of tea? :-k

:slap:

[Goofy]

:sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn numpties [-(

[fricnjay]

Humpty Numpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Numpty had a great fall.
Even with Obama Care and Liberal Protests
They Couldn't Fix Numpty and laid him to rest.

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-s

[Goofy]

Im fucking freezing :cold:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Im fucking freezing :cold:

Suck it up Princess :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Maybe you have Ebola :-k

[fricnjay]

:hills:

[Goofy]

Doors are closed, heater is on! :cheers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:tumble:
















:fart3:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What am I supposed to do? Talk to myself? :-s

[Goofy]

What am I supposed to do? Talk to myself? :-s

Probably get more sensible answers that way :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:dance:

I see George Washington died :rip:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yes, and it was completely unexpected :(

[Goofy]

I was stunned when i heard the news, completely stunned :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You really can't prepare for news like that :(

[Goofy]

:lol:

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't feel good this morning :puke:

[Goofy]

:haha:










:outtahere:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Real nice [-(

[Goofy]

Suck it up princess :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Suck it up princess :hand:

Suck :beatdown: this :beatdown: up :beatdown:

[Goofy]

Watch you dont puke there Sicky McSickerson :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Pretty sure it was something I ate :-k

[KevinD]

At airport flying home. Man I feel like I've been on a 3 day binge. Dunno why. Fairly low work hours last week, of course no alcohol in the last 2 weeks. Strange.

[Goofy]

Pretty sure it was something I ate :-k

Did you eat any vegetables? I know theyre pretty bad for you :-k


At airport flying home. Man I feel like I've been on a 3 day binge. Dunno why. Fairly low work hours last week, of course no alcohol in the last 2 weeks. Strange.

Safe journey mate :wave:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

At airport flying home. Man I feel like I've been on a 3 day binge. Dunno why. Fairly low work hours last week, of course no alcohol in the last 2 weeks. Strange.

:snapout:


Did you eat any vegetables? I know theyre pretty bad for you :-k

It was either the chicken or the 6 month old frozen french fries :-k

[Goofy]

6 fried moths might be off right enough :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-s

[Goofy]

Damn editors, now my post makes no sense :willie:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Either that, or you need glasses :rolleyes:

[KevinD]

Hmm. Goof...wth language was that again? Lol

[Goofy]

Either that, or you need glasses :rolleyes:

:slap: :watching:


Hmm. Goof...wth language was that again? Lol

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap: :watching:

Do you have your glasses on? :-k





:dance:

[Goofy]

Do you have your glasses on? :-k





:dance:

:beatdown:













I have perfect vision according to my last eye test at work :nana:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/VkMn0kj.jpg

Was this who checked your vision by chance? :-k

[Goofy]

http://i.imgur.com/VkMn0kj.jpg

Was this who checked your vision by chance? :-k

:slap:
















maybe 8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Definitely :hand:

[Goofy]

Who said that? :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm over here ------------------------------------------------------------------------------>

[fricnjay]

http://i.imgur.com/pdELYH0.png

[Goofy]

I'm over here ------------------------------------------------------------------------------>

:slap:


http://i.imgur.com/pdELYH0.png

:-k

[fricnjay]

It means I'm "punching in for work" you dumb ass. :roll:

[Goofy]

If you say so :shrug:

[fricnjay]

If you say so :shrug:

:stfu:

[Goofy]

:stfu:

:slap:

Off for a bowls match :bye:

[fricnjay]

:slap:

Off for a bowls match :bye:

http://i.imgur.com/Z4dJKjg.png

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Don't they have real sports in Scotland? :confused:

[fricnjay]

Don't they have real sports in Scotland? :confused:

Apparently not.. :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Poor Scotchmen :(

[fricnjay]

I think it may be all that alcohol. :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Poor drunk Scotchmen :(

[fricnjay]

Apparently they drink so much they drink it from bowls.

[KevinD]

So, made it home. My new race ramps and trans fluid were in, so changed the M6 fluid in the 1LE. 1st to 2nd is already much better. Not near as notchy. Gonna make a bit of a road trip tomorrow weather permitting.

[Goofy]

Don't they have real sports in Scotland? :confused:

What, like "horseshoes"? :hand:


Apparently not.. :-k

:slap:


Poor Scotchmen :(

:beatdown:


I think it may be all that alcohol. :-k

I havent been drinking much recently tbh :-k


Poor drunk Scotchmen :(

:beatdown:


Apparently they drink so much they drink it from bowls.

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Such violence first thing in the morning... [-(

[Goofy]

So you didnt die from food poisoning? :sad2:


















8-[

:theyareontome:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suspect:

[Goofy]

What? :-s I was just showing genuine concern for your wellbeing [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:liar:

[Goofy]

Prove it! :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I said so, that's proof enough :-s

[Goofy]

I said so, that's proof enough :-s

You'll never make that stand up in court [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:saysyou:

[Goofy]

:saysyou:

:maniac:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Violence is not the answer [-(

[Goofy]

Violence is not the answer [-(

Sometimes it is :yup:

[fricnjay]

Why dont you too just get a room already.

http://i.imgur.com/o6unbEH.gif

[Goofy]

Why dont you too just get a room already.

http://i.imgur.com/o6unbEH.gif

This is our room, people keep invading our privacy :x

:slap: x2, one for each of you [-(

[fricnjay]

Im trying to make a video and sell it on this thing called the interwebs. :tup:

[Goofy]

Is that on the computer thingy? :-k

[fricnjay]

Yea its where the googles are I think. :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What's the internet? :confused:

[fricnjay]

You mean the interwebs? :huh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't like spiders :hand:

[Goofy]

You should get the facebooks, its all the rage with the cool kids :ok:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I thought the cool thing was that Tweeter whatchamacallit :confused:

[Goofy]

Do you get that with the AOL? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's probably located somewhere on that floppy disk whoosit they send me in the mail

[Goofy]

I hear people keep things up in the clouds too.......... sounds silly to me :shrug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Computers are too heavy to float on clouds....such nonsense [-(

[fricnjay]

I just think the radio waves are up in the clouds. :-k

[Goofy]

My radio never waves :sad2:

[fricnjay]

My radio never waves :sad2:

:shock: :huh: Then how does it know your home? :-k

[Goofy]

I guess my radio just doesn't care anymore :(

[fricnjay]

I think maybe you have been abusing your radio, do I need to call the authorities? :-k

[Goofy]

My radio only plays rock music, no pop music abuse :nono:

[fricnjay]

My radio only plays rock music, no pop music abuse :nono:

:-k I don't know, I'm watching you. I bet your playing Justin Bieber and its pissed off at you. :watching:

[redred]

Do you get that with the AOL? :-k
Says he with his AOL emale post box thingy

[Goofy]

Says he with his AOL emale post box thingy

And? :-s :slap:

The joke is that everyone used to get those aol disks in the mail about once a week :lol: AOL email addresses are cool nowadays anyway, its retro :tup:

[redred]

Beer mat cd's :tup:

[Fodster]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[redred]

Friday :woot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And? :-s :slap:

The joke is that everyone used to get those aol disks in the mail about once a week :lol: AOL email addresses are cool nowadays anyway, its retro :tup:

HIPSTER!!!!! :x :x :x

:beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown:

[Goofy]

*changes email address to goofy@lanceisacock.com*







:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

DIE HIPSTER DIE :x :x :x

[Goofy]

Stop speaking German :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suspect:

[Goofy]

Die = The

The hipster the........ not very good at German, are you? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Do I look like I'm from Germania? :rolleyes:

[Goofy]

The lederhosen suggest so :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's strictly for comfort :hand:

[Goofy]

And what about the map of Poland on your wall which has invasion plans written on it? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It was a gift [-(

[Goofy]

From who, der Fuhrer? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't have to tell you who gives me gifts :-s

[Goofy]

:hitler:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:watching:

[Goofy]

The Gestapo did a lot of surveillance right enough :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You seem to know an awful lot about the Nazis :suspect:

[Goofy]

They taught me about you guys in history class :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Uh huh, sure they did :suspect:

[Goofy]

:yup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:watching:

[Goofy]

http://i.imgur.com/eQx10ae.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suspect:

[Goofy]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Don't make me have to call the authorities on you [-(

[Goofy]

The secret police? :nervous:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If you know about them, how could the be secret? :confused:

[fricnjay]

http://i.imgur.com/3eQSQFM.jpg

:-k

[Goofy]

If you know about them, how could the be secret? :confused:

Certain individuals couldnt keep their mouths shut and had to be silenced [-(


http://i.imgur.com/3eQSQFM.jpg

:-k

I dont think thats what they looked like :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Certain individuals couldnt keep their mouths shut and had to be silenced [-(

Who? :-s

[fricnjay]

http://i.imgur.com/PX2VoL4.png

better? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yRRqxJHQmA

:-k

[Goofy]

Who? :-s

I think they were Jewish............ 8-[












Too soon? :-k


http://i.imgur.com/PX2VoL4.png

better? :-k

:hitler:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Who? :-s


I think they were Jewish............ 8-[

I don't think The Who were Jewish :-k

[Goofy]

Im actually surrounded by Germans in the workshop today.........

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160122/79b9f3b7bc551aee996d87e14894fb23.jpg

[fricnjay]

So thats what a Scottish body shop looks like huh, wheres the bar? :razz:

[Goofy]

So thats what a Scottish body shop looks like huh, wheres the bar? :razz:

Upstairs 8-[

[redred]

who do i speak to about getting the christmas banner removed from the site header ?

[fricnjay]

Cool, cool, so do all of you wear kilts at work? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

who do i speak to about getting the christmas banner removed from the site header ?

Guess :rolleyes:

[Goofy]

who do i speak to about getting the christmas banner removed from the site header ?

Never even noticed :oops: Will get it changed tonight....... it might break the orange skin though :(


Cool, cool, so do all of you wear kilts at work? :-k

:-s :slap:

[Pony]

Never even noticed :oops: Will get it changed tonight....... it might break the orange skin though :(



:-s :slap:

:dance:

[fricnjay]

No need to get violent, I'm just asking a legitimate question

[Goofy]

No need to get violent, I'm just asking a legitimate question

:willie:

[Goofy]

who do i speak to about getting the christmas banner removed from the site header ?

Fixed, you'll need to clear your internet cache for it to change back to the regular banner though!

[redred]

cheers

[Goofy]

TFIF :yawn:

[Goofy]

:morning:


:monday:

[Fodster]

:Australia: day tomorrow, day off work :tup:

[Goofy]

Day off? Youve just started :facepalm:

[Fodster]

Public holiday here :tup:

[Goofy]

We need a Scotland day :-k