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[Goofy]

:friday:

[Goofy]

:friday:

:woohoo:

[lost in melb.]

:friday:

:woohoo:

Not quite, but I think we know what you mean :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Monday! :woot:

[Goofy]

Monday! :woot:
Merry christmas mate! Was Santa good to you? :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Merry Christmas to you too :)

It was a pretty decent one, how about you?

[Goofy]

Had the best t-bone steak in history yesterday, it was magnificent! :homer:

Ate too much and drank too much, not feeling 100% today tbh :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol: That's what the holidays are for :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Where was the steak from? Cook at home or go out to eat?

[Goofy]

Now you see it......

https://i.imgur.com/wy3V36q.jpg

Now you don't :lol:

https://i.imgur.com/SqUoWOm.jpg

Just at home, get them from a local butchers, great steaks and awesome sausages......... having one of their steak pies for dinner tonight :) What did you have?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nothing special really, the wife's parents do a brunch kinda thing on Christmas Day. Not many showed up, so it was pretty low key this year. Did buy a boneless prime rib roast over the weekend though. Will probably cook it up this coming weekend.

[Goofy]

Did buy a boneless prime rib roast over the weekend though. Will probably cook it up this coming weekend.

:homer:

I don't understand how people can be vegetarians or vegans, dead animals taste sooooooo awesome :homer:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ditto, it makes no sense :lol:

It was pricey to get (almost $50), but it's almost 5 full pounds of delicious prime rib beef :homer:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

:tumble:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:


:tumble:

:tumble:

[Goofy]

:tumble:
:tumble:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

:tumble:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Dammit, just had a mate on the phone telling me ive to go out and get drunk today :|












Beer! :woot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Beer!!! :woohoo:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Hal-9000]

Well it's time to take my morning Goofy :)

See ya later


*grabs book*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tmi:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

Back to work tomorrow :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Back to work tomorrow :|

Today isn't a holiday :-s

[Goofy]

Today isn't a holiday :-s

2nd January is always a holiday in Scotland, monday was a working day for many :)

[Goofy]

Who's ice skater girl? :wank:

I need to make a new sig :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

2nd January is always a holiday in Scotland, monday was a working day for many :)

Hmmmmm :-k


Who's ice skater girl? :wank:

I need to make a new sig :-k

Sasha Cohen, American figure skater.

[Hal-9000]

Sasha Cohen, American figure skater.

He really looks different in your signature


https://i.imgur.com/vNJdNPY.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

He really looks different in your signature


https://i.imgur.com/vNJdNPY.jpg

:beatdown:

[Hal-9000]

2nd January is always a holiday in Scotland, monday was a working day for many :)

:slap:

IT'S JANUARY 2ND!

stop doing that Scottish thing with the dates :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

IT'S JANUARY 2ND!

stop doing that Scottish thing with the dates :x

:agreed:

[Goofy]

:slap:

IT'S JANUARY 2ND!

stop doing that Scottish thing with the dates :x
:agreed:
Numpties :roll:

3rd January already :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hand:

https://imageshack.com/a/img921/6307/STdihk.png

:thumbsup:

[Goofy]

:hand:

https://imageshack.com/a/img921/6307/STdihk.png

:thumbsup:
:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just because you guys across the pond can't do dates correctly :rolleyes:

[Goofy]

Just because you guys across the pond can't do dates correctly :rolleyes:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Typical response :rolleyes:

[Goofy]

Typical response :rolleyes:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Annnnnnd the violence continues in the new year :facepalm:

[Hal-9000]

Numpties :roll:

3rd January already :|

Oh hey guys it's 2019, third January already!

:lol: no one talks like that

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Oh hey guys it's 2019, third January already!

:lol: no one talks like that

Except the weirdos in Scotland :shhh:

[Hal-9000]

Except the weirdos in Scotland :shhh:

I 'spose that comes from foolin the sheep. I hear they talk backwards so as not to arouse suspicion.

Hey Angus...bang them tight furry heinies we will, after we donna catch them :tup:

[Hal-9000]

I just envisioned a perverted Scottish Yoda flipping around, banging sheep while screaming out - Use the force I will! :lol: :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

[Goofy]

Thank fuck its friday :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Thank fuck its friday :|

:agreed:

Woke up with the headache from hell too. :|

[Goofy]

:agreed:

Woke up with the headache from hell too. :|
I have one now too....... did you send it to me? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No 8-[










:theyareontome:

[Goofy]

:shakefist:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nana:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I still have mine though :|

[Goofy]

19 mins :tapfoot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 09:44 AM.

[Goofy]

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 09:44 AM.
And? :-k

[Hal-9000]

Thank fuck its friday :|

Friday it's thank fuck?

You didn't Brit the fuck out of that one, why? :lol:

I gotta go, just wanted to say hi

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Friday it's thank fuck?

You didn't Brit the fuck out of that one, why? :lol:

I gotta go, just wanted to say hi

Get back here :x

[Hal-9000]

Get back here :x


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C3poU_0sK4

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tapfoot:

[Hal-9000]

Hey, in between last post and this I drove to the NW and back :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

New Windsor? :-k

[Hal-9000]

Yes

[Teh One Who Knocks]

North Winnipeg? :-k

[Hal-9000]

Yes

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nantucket Way? :-k

[Hal-9000]

Yeppers

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hmmmm :-k

[Hal-9000]

Yup

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yup

:beatdown:

[Hal-9000]

Yeah

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah

:catapult:

[Hal-9000]

Yes, most definitely :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

Help me in the gif thread wouldya Lance?

[Hal-9000]

crap, I have to go.

Happy Friday everyone

[Pony]

crap, I have to go.



Information, too much.

[Hal-9000]

Information, too much.

Bowels, at capacity they were, hmmm

[Goofy]

:monday:

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Monday! :woot:

And it's a 5 day work week too! :woot:

[Goofy]

Monday! :woot:

And it's a 5 day work week too! :woot:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:

[Goofy]

:ffs:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

[Goofy]

:x
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

5 day work week! :banana:

[Goofy]

5 day work week! :banana:
5 day :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Hal-9000]

Monday! :woot:

And it's a 5 day work week too! :woot:

https://i.imgur.com/CISM002.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And that's it until tomorrow :seeya:

[fricnjay]

Boo!:shock:

[fricnjay]

So whats new peeps?

[deebakes]

wow :zombie:

[Goofy]

Boo!:shock:
:wavey:

So whats new peeps?
........... things :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

Aliens and time travellers today, no bigfoots? :tapfoot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
We want bigfoots!!!! :villagers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

We want bigfoots!!!! :villagers:

:blind:

[Goofy]

:blind:
Ill blind you!!!! :acid:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:shakefist:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakefist:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

:-k
























:snapout:

[Goofy]

:-k
























:snapout:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Typical response :facepalm:

[Hal-9000]

So whats new peeps?

Hi Jay, how are things?

[fricnjay]

I see nothing has changed...:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I see nothing has changed...:-k

:beatdown:

[fricnjay]

:beatdown:

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

:beatdown:

[fricnjay]

:beatdown:

Thats it im calling the cops! [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So? :-s

[fricnjay]

Well that assault and its against the law so Im sorry but Im going to have to file charges. :nana:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[lost in melb.]

Bleh :|

Good morning :beatdown:

[Goofy]

:willie:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:humpday:

[Goofy]

:humpday:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:-s


:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-s


:beatdown:

:beatdown:



:-s

[Goofy]

:facepalm:



























:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

:slap:

[Goofy]

:slap:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

:slap:

[fricnjay]

bunch of numpties! :facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

me and Goof are numpties! :facepalm:

:thumbsup:

[fricnjay]

:thumbsup:

Hey we resemble that remark! 8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I know that :-s

[fricnjay]

I know that :-s

OMG How? Are you psychic? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I know all.

[fricnjay]

I know all.

REALLY! What are all my states lottery numbers! :cheerlead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

REALLY! What are all my states lottery numbers! :cheerlead:

1 thru 54 :-s

[fricnjay]

1 thru 54 :-s

:slap: thats not what I meant [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap: thats not what I meant [-(

But that's what you asked :nono:

[Hal-9000]

Hi Jay, how are things?

Now I know how people who go to high five someone and are left hanging feel...:(

[fricnjay]

Now I know how people who go to high five someone and are left hanging feel...:(

https://i.imgur.com/u0c0HuT.gif

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Now I know how people who go to high five someone and are left hanging feel...:(

http://imagizer.imageshack.com/img924/6610/KY7jGn.gif

:-k

[Hal-9000]

dees gifs :lol:

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[RBP]

https://i.imgur.com/rqgV6W5.gif

[Goofy]

https://i.imgur.com/rqgV6W5.gif
:slap:

[RBP]

:slap:

https://i.imgur.com/qhnrSiO.gif

[Goofy]

:x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://imageshack.com/a/img922/7237/LLwJeT.jpg

[Goofy]

https://imageshack.com/a/img922/7237/LLwJeT.jpg
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Hal-9000]

https://i.imgur.com/CdT7qam.jpg

lick lick lick mmmm slurp, morning, lick lick mmmm

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nuts:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
:slap:

https://i.imgur.com/CdT7qam.jpg

lick lick lick mmmm slurp, morning, lick lick mmmm
:slap:

[Hal-9000]

:slap:

:slap:

Only open if you want a little surprise :face:


https://i.imgur.com/elI0OgY.mp4

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

:slap:


Only open if you want a little surprise :face:


https://i.imgur.com/elI0OgY.mp4

http://imagizer.imageshack.com/img922/228/YznSP6.jpg

I see numpties.

[Goofy]

Only open if you want a little surprise :face:


https://i.imgur.com/elI0OgY.mp4
Is that Porky? :-k

[Hal-9000]

Did you see that little freakshow!

He's wearing two different shoes!! No one does that :lol:

[Goofy]

I dont feel too good :puke:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I dont feel too good :puke:

:wah:

[Goofy]

:wah:
:beatdown:

[fricnjay]

Some things never change. :roll:

[Goofy]

:thursday:

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[Goofy]

:friday:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://imageshack.com/a/img923/9286/wkwrH1.jpg

[Goofy]

https://imageshack.com/a/img923/9286/wkwrH1.jpg
The moment you realise you're a numpty :roll:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not my fault they don't teach you how to read a calendar over there :rolleyes:

[Goofy]

Not my fault they don't teach you how to read a calendar over there :rolleyes:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:

[Goofy]

:ffs:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

A regular numpty dumpty :facepalm:

[Goofy]

A regular numpty dumpty :facepalm:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:snapout:

[fricnjay]

I wonder if there is an algorithm capable of tallying the number of times the "beat down" emoji has been used in this thread... :-k

[Goofy]

:snapout:
:beatdown:

I wonder if there is an algorithm capable of tallying the number of times the "beat down" emoji has been used in this thread... :-k
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hit him again! :x

[fricnjay]

:beatdown:

:beatdown:

well thats 2

[Teh One Who Knocks]

well thats 2

:beatdown:

[fricnjay]

and a 1,2,3

[Goofy]

Hit him again! :x
:beatdown:

well thats 2
:beatdown:

:beatdown:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

:beatdown:

:beatdown:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:beatdown:
:nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nuts:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

12 mins til the weekend! :woot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

12 mins til the weekend! :woot:It's been the weekend since yesterday afternoon :roll:

[Goofy]

It's been the weekend since yesterday afternoon :roll:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown::facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:monday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woot: Monday! :woot:

[Goofy]

:woot: Monday! :woot:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:

[Goofy]

:ffs:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:woot: Monday! :woot:

[Goofy]

:woot: Monday! :woot:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

:snapout:

[fricnjay]

Shit I just got out of bed. That was one long fuckin week. :morning:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Tuesday! :woot:

[Goofy]

Tuesday! :woot:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Same thing every day :facepalm:

[Hal-9000]

drive-by

yer both ghay, get to work :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

drive-by

yer both ghay, get to work :slap:

:beatdown:

[fricnjay]

Your fucking 10 ply boys :razz:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Your fucking 10 ply boys :razz:

http://imagizer.imageshack.com/img923/2855/nJvlP6.gif

[fricnjay]

http://imagizer.imageshack.com/img923/2855/nJvlP6.gif

it means your SOFT, soft as 10 ply toilet paper. :roll:

What are you spare parts? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

it means your SOFT, soft as 10 ply toilet paper. :roll:

What are you spare parts? :-s

10 ply would be strong, 1 ply would be soft and weak :-s

Numpty :roll:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bleh :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Nuh-uh [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nuh-uh [-(

:snapout:

[fricnjay]

:dumbass:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

Blah :|

[Hal-9000]

:yawn:

Blah :|

Did you screw up the Brexit deal? :x

Maybe that's why you're so blah :x

Morning :x




8-[ I'm new at this

[Goofy]

Did you screw up the Brexit deal? :x

Maybe that's why you're so blah :x

Morning :x




8-[ I'm new at this
Ill Brexit you!!! :beatdown:

[Hal-9000]

So how come Lance never posted the story about the doorbell licker guy?

He was at it for over three hours :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Ill Brexit you!!! :beatdown:

Nice try. Your wispy fembot slaps help my insomnia [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:humpday:

[Goofy]

Nice try. Your wispy fembot slaps help my insomnia [-(
:catapult:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have a headache :|

[Goofy]

I have a headache :|
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[fricnjay]

Um so Lance what happened to the celebrity section?

[Hal-9000]

Gotta roll, see you later :thumbsup: