Checking In/Checking Out Version 1.0

[minz]

we had a guy plug up the toilet today

Thats way too much info :huh:

[minz]

I'm bored :bored:

[Hal-9000]

Thats way too much info :huh:

I was trying to support Lance because he was having a bad day :oops:

that was the worst thing that happened here today...for once

[minz]

Eh, I've just thought.... will I have to change my sig once I've had my hair done tomorrow :lol:

[minz]

I've decided, I need fix up the TV in my room...

[RBP]

how does one fix up a tv?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

how does one fix up a tv?

Good question :-k

[minz]

how does one fix up a tv?


Good question :-k

Well you plug it in and connect it to the TV box thingy with a cable (it's the latter part I can't do :()

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You mean hook up? :-s

[minz]

You mean hook up? :-s

Isn't that the same thing?

[RBP]

or set up?

[minz]

No no, stop confusing me :shock:

[RBP]

Fix up would be like decorating it. Fixing it would be if it wasn't working. Setting it up or hooking it up would be what you want to do. :)

[minz]

I'll get the Munchkin to do it before he leaves the nest and I'm all alone and lonley :sad2:

[Pony]

I'll get the Munchkin to do it before he leaves the nest and I'm all alone and lonley :sad2:

*moves in*

[minz]

*moves in*

:cheerlead:

[Pony]

Free room and board and meals right?

*rubs Minzys feet*

[minz]

Free room and board and meals right?

*rubs Minzys feet*

Yep, and all your meals cooked, washing done, but you have to tidy your own room and put up with me whinging at you for leaving your shoes on in the home though, :lol:

[Pony]

You got a deal! Don't worry about your TV or anything else that needs some fixin' around the house, I got it covered. ;)

[minz]

You got a deal! Don't worry about your TV or anything else that needs some fixin' around the house, I got it covered. ;)

:tup: Ready when you are. :)

[Pony]

Hope you don't mind that I wander around in my underwear. :naughty:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:puke:

[minz]

Hope you don't mind that I wander around in my underwear. :naughty:

No problem, so long as you dont mind me doing the same :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Hope you don't mind that I wander around in my underwear. :naughty:

:shock: it really is purple....whoa....

[minz]

:puke:

You feeling unwell sugar plum? :lol:

[minz]

:shock: it really is purple....whoa....

What is?

[Hal-9000]

underwear....male.....


just sit back, breathe deeply and it will come to you (not literally! :lol:)

[Pony]

:shock: it really is purple....whoa....

*loosens my grip*

[Pony]

No problem, so long as you dont mind me doing the same :lol:

:dance:

[minz]

I'm just not following this. :wha:

[MrsM]

I'm just not following this. :wha:

You're not the only one

http://i44.tinypic.com/b964w.jpg

[Hal-9000]

HIS DICK


HIS DICK MAY BE PURPLE




:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My feet are cold

[Teh One Who Knocks]

HIS DICK


HIS DICK MAY BE PURPLE




:lol:

Don't you hate having to play Captain Obvious :lol:

[Pony]

:theyareontome:

[MrsM]

HIS DICK


HIS DICK MAY BE PURPLE




:lol:

How would we know that - he's wearing his undies?

:lol:

[Pony]

Anyone feel a breeze in here?

*looks down*

:oops:

[minz]

I'm so tired, I wish my hair would hurry up and dry so I can get some sleep.

[Pony]

I'm gonna go watch TV, Goodnight all!

[minz]

See you tomorrow :wave:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Later Pony :bye:

[Pony]

Off to work again....

[redred]

see ya later pp have a good one

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What a morning so far :|

[redred]

afternoon :wave:

[Southern Belle]

I've been up since six...

[redred]

I've been up since six...

:oops: i read that wrong :lol: sorry belle

[Teh One Who Knocks]

afternoon :wave:

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 06:04 AM.


I've been up since six...

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 06:04 AM.

[Southern Belle]

Morning Red, Lance!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sup Belle? :)

[MrsM]

Morning :wave: - meetings this morning :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hiya MrsM :wavey:

[MrsM]

Hi Lance - how's things looking today?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hopefully better than yesterday :)

How about you? Besides the meetings that is.

[MrsM]

too many meetings today - heading to one now

[Jezter]

Evening folks. :wave:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Jez :hi:


Crazy busy today :|

[minz]

Afternoon :wave:

[RBP]

morning everyone. I have an errand to attend to, be back later.

[Hal-9000]

Mornin :wavey:


sister is here, 1/2 day today and tomorrow off :cheerlead:

[Goofy]

:fart2:

[minz]

Hi :wave:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I am beat down tired :|

[MrsM]

me too

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm too old for these kinda hours anymore :lol:

[KevinD]

Morning gang. At the office today.

[RBP]

Morning Kevin, Lance, MrsM... I'm tired too. 8-[

[redred]

hey kev and RBP:wave:

[RBP]

Hi redred! :wavey:

[redred]

nap time yet? :lol:

[RBP]

:lol: Might be, I was woken up by my phone so .... yeah....

[KevinD]

Fuskers! What is this nap thing that you speak of?

Last two days: a bit over 1000 miles driving, 10hrs work, and about 6 sleep. Yeah, I'm tired, lol

[RBP]

nap

verb (used without object)
1.
to sleep for a short time; doze.
2.
to be off one's guard: The question caught him napping.

verb (used with object)
3.
to sleep or doze through (a period of time, an activity, etc.) (usually followed by away ): I napped the afternoon away. He naps away most of his classes.

noun
4.
a brief period of sleep, especially one taken during daytime: Has the baby had her nap?

Origin:
before 900; Middle English nappen (v.), nap (noun), Old English hnappian to sleep; cognate with Middle High German napfen

Synonyms
1. nod, rest, catnap.

[KevinD]

Double post

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm tired already :|

Been at work for 4 hours and this is the first break I've had :|

[RBP]

Hi Lance! I am glad business is good... beats the alternative. :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

RBP :howdy:

It's too good...plus I'm a man down this week, so it's been nuts. I might have to come in tomorrow for a few hours :wha:

[RBP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEhy-RXkNo0

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[-(

[minz]

Busy day and a banging headache, not a great combo :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The day is going by too fast :|

[KevinD]

Eh, I think I'm gonna roll now. Laters!

[MrsM]

Crazy morning - first quiet minute today - :wave: Hi everyone

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Eh, I think I'm gonna roll now. Laters!

:bye:


Crazy morning - first quiet minute today - :wave: Hi everyone

Been the same way here...and I've been at work since 3:45

[MrsM]

Yikes - that's early...

[Goofy]

Finally home........ but i'm gonna have to go in tomorrow :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Finally home........ but i'm gonna have to go in tomorrow :(

I feel your pain, I may have to come in tomorrow too :|

[Goofy]

I hate having to work on saturdays :x

[Hal-9000]

I have tomorrow off for my birthday :face:





They're getting a chocolate cake for me :homer:

[Goofy]

I have tomorrow off for my birthday :face:





They're getting a chocolate cake for me :homer:

Happy birthday tomorrow Halwynn :waves:

[Pony]

I have to work tomorrow but it doesn't count. Going up to help a friend with a project on the islands.

[Pony]

Happy Birthday tomorrow (I may be out of contact until Sunday)


Happy birthday tomorrow Halwynn :waves:

FTFY

[Goofy]

You blue me? :shock:

[Hal-9000]

Both of us were blown :lol:


thanks dudes

[minz]

I need to sleep now, sweet dreams :hug: :wave:

Have a good birthday Hal :hug:

[Southern Belle]

Nite nite Minz.
Happy Birthday tomorrow Hal!

[Hal-9000]

thanks ladies, you both have good evenings as well :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

I have to roll too...sister wants me to take her and her friend out to the bar....oh yay, drunken 50 yr old cougars :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm drunk :dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My head hurts :|

[minz]

No sympathy from me, it's all self inflicted. :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

They kept bringing beer to the table, what was I supposed to do, dump it out? [-(

[RBP]

http://i.imgur.com/zQ3EJ.jpg

[MrsM]

Hello all :wave:

[minz]

Home alone.... again.... :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hello all :wave:

:hi:


Home alone.... again.... :sad2:

What's wrong with that? :-s

[minz]

:hi:



What's wrong with that? :-s

I get bored :bored: Are you feeling any better Lance?

[Hal-9000]

http://i.imgur.com/zQ3EJ.jpg

She always looked completely wrecked on prescription drugs :lol:

[minz]

might just have to go out for a cig whilst I still can :huh:

[Hal-9000]

might just have to go out for a cig whilst I still can :huh:

gravity pulling that ol body down at night? :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I get bored :bored: Are you feeling any better Lance?

:facepalm:


Not too bad at all, thanks :)

[Hal-9000]

:facepalm:


Not too bad at all, thanks :)

Time to have a drink! :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Time to have a drink! :dance:

:gtfo:

[Hal-9000]

Oh don't be a petunia...it's the weekend! :cheerlead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Oh don't be a petunia...it's the weekend! :cheerlead:

:gtfo:

[Hal-9000]

:gtfo:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVC2cszdTao

[minz]

gravity pulling that ol body down at night? :(

No, I start my giving up smoking thing on Monday.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MyF9FWRRQM

[Hal-9000]

No, I start my giving up smoking thing on Monday.

Just remember: Your body will be going through significant change and expect it...every cigarette you put in poisons your body...the cravings will be like waves, they'll come in and then go back out again.The cravings will last from 30 seconds to 5 minutes, so get ready for them, address them and then let them go.Each day will become easier...

and you know that everything will improve, your energy level, your sense of taste and smell...your stamina....just try to get ready for some dreams at night, some sleepless nights and really understand that your body is going though major change...it's not just a mental thing, but in the end...your mind will let you conquer your body's physical cravings :thumbsup:

[Hal-9000]

Hey Lance.....c'mon, you need an energy boost to go out and drink some more tonight :dance:





this should inspire :lol:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qtBEuA_bCo&feature=related

[minz]

Just remember: Your body will be going through significant change and expect it...every cigarette you put in poisons your body...the cravings will be like waves, they'll come in and then go back out again.The cravings will last from 30 seconds to 5 minutes, so get ready for them, address them and then let them go.Each day will become easier...

and you know that everything will improve, your energy level, your sense of taste and smell...your stamina....just try to get ready for some dreams at night, some sleepless nights and really understand that your body is going though major change...it's not just a mental thing, but in the end...your mind will let you conquer your body's physical cravings :thumbsup:

I'm not sure my body can cope with all these changes :sad:

[Hal-9000]

I'm not sure my body can cope with all these changes :sad:

that's the beauty of it...every change is positive.The more withdrawal you feel, the more your body is healing.

Prepare for the bad times...and skate through the good.You won't have constant cravings, only when your body cycles and wants some of that poison back in it...

[Hal-9000]

brb


smoke break :lol:

[minz]

brb


smoke break :lol:

Made you think about it eh? :lol:

[Hal-9000]

my sister is visiting and she's a hardcore smoker...she's tried to quit a number of times and is trying again as we speak.And she's borrowing smokes off me constantly :lol:

[minz]

my sister is visiting and she's a hardcore smoker...she's tried to quit a number of times and is trying again as we speak.And she's borrowing smokes off me constantly :lol:

I gave up once before when I was last pregnant, so I know I can do it.

[Hal-9000]

I may have to get pregnant to quit :lol:

[minz]

I may have to get pregnant to quit :lol:

It wont be mine I cant have any more :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I'm talking about being the carrier :lol:

[minz]

I'm talking about being the carrier :lol:

:shock:

[RBP]

butt babies never live, Hal. :P

[Hal-9000]

So all of those trannies I'm supporting were never preggars???!!!!


:x :x

[RBP]

I shit you not :lol:

[minz]

:lol:

[minz]

We should start a thread "Who knocked up Hal" :lol:

[RBP]

We should start a thread "Who knocked up Hal" :lol:

:lol:

[minz]

I may just do that as a "who done it" poll :lol:

[Hal-9000]

:hand: No one 'did it'


My baby will be the product of immaculate masturbation :)

[RBP]

Like a murder mystery. I bet it involved a candlestick :face:

[minz]

:hand: No one 'did it'


My baby will be the product of immaculate masturbation :)

Fair enough Mary :lol:

[RBP]

:hand: No one 'did it'


My baby will be the product of immaculate masturbation :)

Go fuck yourself, Hal. 8-[

[minz]

Like a murder mystery. I bet it involved a candlestick :face:

:rofl: But which room?

[Hal-9000]

Like a murder mystery. I bet it involved a candlestick :face:


:lol:

[Hal-9000]

Fair enough Mary :lol:


:halo:

[Hal-9000]

Go fuck yourself, Hal. 8-[

:shock:


:x Get ready for the second coming! Right in your damned eye!!!

[RBP]

:rofl: But which room?

I haven't a clue.



:coat:

[minz]

I haven't a clue.



:coat:

Mr Brown in the ballroom perhaps? :)

[Hal-9000]

:rofl: But which room?


The one with a Bidget I hope


:lol:

[Hal-9000]

Mr Brown in the ballroom perhaps? :)


ballroom?


:rofl:

[minz]

I'm bored, so I’m going to do a bit of mischief making, apologies in advance... as always. :mrgreen:

[Hal-9000]

I have to roll, some family are here and I'm pullin a Sheldon :lol:


:wavey:

[RBP]

Off to play Euchre. :cheerlead:

have fun and I will catch ya'll later.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have to roll, some family are here and I'm pullin a Sheldon :lol:


:wavey:


Off to play Euchre. :cheerlead:

have fun and I will catch ya'll later.

:sadwavey:

[Goofy]

Ricky Burns - The pride of Scotland :D

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Who? :confused:

[Goofy]

*punches Lance in the ovaries then sets aggressive Chinaman on him* :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn violent people [-(

[Goofy]

Another great performance from Burns tonight, outclassed a good opponent for 12 rounds :thumbsup:


I got drunk this afternoon btw 8-[ Finished work at 12, popped in to see my mate at his garage for a bit then went to see my boss (just to rub it in that im off on holiday next week :lol: ), he talked me into going for a beer :x Got home about 7 and passed out on the couch :lol: Woke up just in time to watch the boxing :tup:

Now i'm hungry :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn drunks [-(

[Goofy]

I'm on holiday, it was a ritual celebration :hand: Plus i'm Scottish, i am dutifully bound to get drunk :)

[RBP]

Played 7 games of Euchre and won 6. :cheerlead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Have I mentioned how much I hate the time change? :meh:

[Goofy]

Have I mentioned how much I hate the time change? :meh:

Ah, was wondering why you're up so early today :lol: Our doesnt change till the 25th march :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

[Goofy]

Its not my fault [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I say it is :nono:

[Goofy]

You know nothing :hand: *breaks all the clocks*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I know everything :spy:

[RBP]

Good morning birthday boy know it all. Hi Goof. :hi:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

RBP :wavey:

[RBP]

Should I find you a hooker for your birthday? :-k

[RBP]

back in a bit. :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Should I find you a hooker for your birthday? :-k

Only if you're buying :tup:

And only one of the classy ones, $1000/hour type :hand:


back in a bit. :wavey:

:bye:

[Goofy]

Should I find you a hooker for your birthday? :-k

Why would Lance want a rugby player? :-k

[Hal-9000]

Only if you're watching :tup:

And only one of the classy ones, $10/hour type :hand:



NP! :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:monday:

I slept like shit, gonna be a long day :|

[redred]

hey lance

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sup Red? :hi:

[Pony]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Pony :hi:

[redred]

Sup Red? :hi:

just finished some painting going to watch homelands i think now ,hows you?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just tired :sleepy:

Gonna be another busy week it looks like

[Goofy]

I stayed in bed till 10am this morning :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Okay RBP :hand:

[Goofy]

*goes off for a nap* :banana:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:rolleyes:

[Goofy]

:dance:

[Goofy]

Gonna grab a shower, back in a bit :)

[MrsM]

:yawn: Morning all :wave: - stupid moving the clocks forward

[Teh One Who Knocks]

MrsM :wavey:

Yeah, I hate the freaking time change

[MrsM]

Hi Lance - did you have a good B-day?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It was okay I guess...it was quiet.

[Goofy]

Less than 24hrs till the first race :woot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The race was yesterday, Tony Stewart won :hand:

[Goofy]

Tony Stewart......... daft name for a horse :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Tony Stewart......... daft name for a horse :-k

:slap:

[Goofy]

:slap:

You know i'm right :hand: Tony Stewart would be a better name for a racing driver or something like that :)

[minz]

I have no idea how I'm still on my feet:(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You know i'm right :hand: Tony Stewart would be a better name for a racing driver or something like that :)

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have no idea how I'm still on my feet:(

Because you're standing up? :-k

[Goofy]

I have no idea how I'm still on my feet:(

Someone stole your chair? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have no idea how I'm still on my feet:(

The gravitational pull is reduced in your area and it makes it too hard to sit down? :-k

[minz]

None of the above :lol: I haven't slept all night, I'm so tired I could sleep standing up.

[MrsM]

None of the above :lol: I haven't slept all night, I'm so tired I could sleep standing up.

Hi Minz :empathy:

[minz]

Hi MrsM how are you today?

[MrsM]

Hi MrsM how are you today?

Tired and not looking forward to a busy afternoon - How are you today - other than totally tired :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

None of the above :lol: I haven't slept all night, I'm so tired I could sleep standing up.

Pffffffft....welcome to my world, I haven't had more than 5 hours of sleep in over 6 weeks, and usually it's a lot closer to 3 to 4 hours :hand:

[RBP]

I slept for 9 hours and I am still tired. :)

Good morning everyone.

[Jezter]

What's up folks?

[MrsM]

Hi RBP :wave:

[MrsM]

Hi Jez :wave:

[RBP]

Hi RBP :wave:

MrsM! Good morning :)

Hi Jez, Hi Minz, Hi Lance. :hi:

[Goofy]

Peeps :waves:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hi: to all the new peeps

[MrsM]

Peeps :waves:

Hi Goofy :wave:

[RBP]

Morning Goofy :wavey:

[Jezter]

Busy Monday here at teh basement it seems! :dance2:

[RBP]

Hey Jez.... how is school?

[Jezter]

Hey Jez.... how is school?

It be good. Been busy lately. Lots of projects and stuff to write and do. I like it tho. Jez 1 <3 skewl.
How is yours going?

[minz]

Is it home time yet? :sad:

[Jezter]

Is it home time yet? :sad:

No! :x Work work work! :girldevil:

[minz]

No! :x Work work work! :girldevil:

Not even 30 minutes sleep last night, PMS week and the first day of giving up smoking, I'm seriously spitting bullets here. :lol:

[Jezter]

Not even 30 minutes sleep last night, PMS week and the first day of giving up smoking, I'm seriously spitting bullets here. :lol:
Damn...that is rough. Especially the PMS part makes me want to run and hide! :lol: I have hard time handling my woman when she has that...
Sooo... how about :hug: and a cup of tea?

[minz]

Damn...that is rough. Especially the PMS part makes me want to run and hide! :lol: I have hard time handling my woman when she has that...
Sooo... how about :hug: and a cup of tea?

Make it a :hug: and a cup of coffee and your on the way to calming me down. :tup:

[Jezter]

Make it a :hug: and a cup of coffee and your on the way to calming me down. :tup:

Coffee works even better cuz then we can both enjoy a cup. What else is needed? A good dinner, warm bath and a massage?

[Joebob034]

Make it a :hug: and a cup of coffee and your on the way to calming me down. :tup:

how bout some :shots:

[Goofy]

Sorry for not saying hello to everyone, been buggering about with the vbookie hack the last couple of hours......... finally fixed it though :woot:

Ladies and gentlemen........ place your bets!!!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What if I want to invest my vCash in a retirement account? :-k

[RBP]

hey just noticed the time is off by an hour... :-k

[RBP]

time check

[RBP]

fixed. :woot:

[Joebob034]

What if I want to invest my vCash in a retirement account? :-k

or hookers?

[Goofy]

What if I want to invest my vCash in a retirement account? :-k

Sure, i'll deduct your 1000 vcash and put it away safely for you :shifty:


hey just noticed the time is off by an hour... :-k

:-k Looks fine to me

[minz]

OK, I'm officially dead on my feet, I need sleep, see you all later :wave:

[Hal-9000]

OK, I'm officially dead on my feet, I need sleep, see you all later :wave:

Night Minz?


:lol:

do you mind if I just stand over you and wank while you sleep? don't want to be a bother if you're tired and all :face:

[minz]

Night Minz?


:lol:

do you mind if I just stand over you and wank while you sleep? don't want to be a bother if you're tired and all :face:

Do what you want, just dont wake me up ok :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Do what you want, just dont wake me up ok :lol:

:shifty:

It will feel like a warm rainfall across your sleeping face.....all at once



:lol:

[RBP]

Later all - have a good afternoon.

[Hal-9000]

bye RBP, have a good sleep :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

23.665% :|

[Hal-9000]

damn is my hair ever short



:oops:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Shave it all off :tup:

[Hal-9000]

:x

two guys saluted me this morning at work........grrrrr

[Teh One Who Knocks]

1 finger salute? :-k

[minz]

I slept for an hour then woke up, now I cant get back to sleep :rant:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nana:

[minz]

:nana:

Meanie, 1 hour of sleep in 36 hours :sad:

[minz]

Looks like the only option is to take a pill to knock me out tonight, bloody stress, I'll be glad when it goes but for now its a sleeping pill, sweet dreams :hug:

[RBP]

Night druggie. :hug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm tired :yawn: