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Goofy
03-05-2015, 08:01 AM
:friday:
Goofy
03-05-2015, 10:29 AM
:friday:
:slap: Feckin eejit cursing yourself :sad2:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-05-2015, 11:11 AM
:nuts:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-05-2015, 11:11 AM
I had to google blacktop :lol: We call it tarmac over here!
Tarmac is something at an airport :hand:
Tarmac is something at an airport :hand:
Exactly.
Goofy
03-05-2015, 11:40 AM
Tarmac is what all of our roads are made of :shrug:
Tarmac is what all of our roads are made of :shrug:
Asphalt or blacktop. Tarmac is what planes taxi on.
Teh One Who Knocks
03-05-2015, 12:16 PM
Asphalt or blacktop. Tarmac is what planes taxi on.
:agreed:
Goofy
03-05-2015, 01:03 PM
Pair o fuds [-(
threw a pair of triple 20s the other night :) but the third was a high five :lol:
weighed up them darts, the ones I liked better than the shite 17g ones were 23g, and a couple others I dug up at my parents that I liked also were 24g. good info, the heavier shit is way easier to throw imho.
spent the day yesterday on the roof at the studio....tues night went in the back and was treated to the sight of water dripping 2 feet from the main electrical box :lol:
Goofy
03-05-2015, 03:12 PM
threw a pair of triple 20s the other night :) but the third was a high five :lol:
weighed up them darts, the ones I liked better than the shite 17g ones were 23g, and a couple others I dug up at my parents that I liked also were 24g. good info, the heavier shit is way easier to throw imho.
Heavier darts are generally more forgiving, with a light dart any twitch in your throw is accentuated :) Most of the players in my monday night league play with 23-25g darts, im now throwing pretty well with 20g ones!
Teh One Who Knocks
03-05-2015, 03:13 PM
Pffffffffft....I use 3 kg darts :hand:
Jezter
03-05-2015, 03:38 PM
Hey & Bye!
But Bye only for a moment as I realized I don't have the ingredients I thought I had for tonight's dinner. I am going to try my hand for the first time ever in preparing something from lamb. From a young lamb that I don't know what to call in english, but in finnish it is "karitsa". So hold the fort while I go harvest the rest of the stuff and select a good beer to go with it.
Teh One Who Knocks
03-05-2015, 03:41 PM
You better be making enough for everyone :nono:
KevinD
03-05-2015, 03:53 PM
Fly by. Had a electric motor go bad last night. Due to icy roads, no crane would come out, so still waiting on a crane to come do the motor swap. The motor is about 40ft up and weighs 7000lbs
Tarmac! :x
Pavers
http://i.imgur.com/Atit12R.jpg
ftfy :razz:
Heavier darts are generally more forgiving, with a light dart any twitch in your throw is accentuated :) Most of the players in my monday night league play with 23-25g darts, im now throwing pretty well with 20g ones!
the light ones feel like I'm throwing nothing, like expecting a baseball and throwing a marble instead :lol:
Jezter
03-05-2015, 04:04 PM
You better be making enough for everyone :nono:
I think I have four steaks...so we might have a fight on our hands. :S
Hal-9000
03-05-2015, 05:25 PM
Pffffffffft....I use 3 kg darts :hand:
I use outlawed lawn darts :thumbsup:
board gets pretty chewed up tho :-k
Hal-9000
03-05-2015, 05:25 PM
Fly by. Had a electric motor go bad last night. Due to icy roads, no crane would come out, so still waiting on a crane to come do the motor swap. The motor is about 40ft up and weighs 7000lbs
so you need TWO guys to climb with backpacks then? :-s
Teh One Who Knocks
03-05-2015, 05:37 PM
What an obnoxious day this has become :x
:suicide:
Hal-9000
03-05-2015, 06:55 PM
What an obnoxious day this has become :x
:suicide:
remember when frustrated: point the gun elsewhere and then claim - the gun was not loaded :-s
:tup:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-05-2015, 06:56 PM
Will that work in court?
Hal-9000
03-05-2015, 07:12 PM
:shrug:
after you empty it into the center mass of a few people, then yes the gun is empty and your statement is valid :tup:
Hal-9000
03-05-2015, 07:12 PM
Better Call Hal
:lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-05-2015, 07:13 PM
:suspect:
Hal-9000
03-05-2015, 07:25 PM
:shifty:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-05-2015, 07:25 PM
:shifty:
:slap:
Goofy
03-05-2015, 07:43 PM
What an obnoxious day this has become :x
:suicide:
As was mine......... but it's over now! :cheers:
KevinD
03-05-2015, 07:49 PM
All over? I ain't heard no fat lady yet! Lol
Goofy
03-05-2015, 08:00 PM
All over? I ain't heard no fat lady yet! Lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEntZUx24s8
:tup:
KevinD
03-05-2015, 10:32 PM
I think I hear her warming up.
Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2015, 10:57 AM
:tumble:
Goofy
03-06-2015, 11:40 AM
Some arseholes are chopping down trees outside......... noisy inconsiderate bastards :x
Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2015, 11:40 AM
It's the middle of the day there :-s
Goofy
03-06-2015, 11:41 AM
They've been at it since 7.30am [-(
Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2015, 11:43 AM
Would you rather they had started at midnight? :-s
Goofy
03-06-2015, 11:58 AM
Midday :thumbsup:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2015, 11:58 AM
Midday :thumbsup:
It is midday there :slap:
Goofy
03-06-2015, 12:01 PM
Well, yeah, it is now, it wasn't midday 4.5 hrs ago when the bastards woke me up :x
Goofy
03-06-2015, 12:02 PM
Was hoping to get a long lie in since i won't get back from Glasgow until about 2am tonight/tomorrow morning :( Gonna be a long day :yawn:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2015, 12:04 PM
Then you shouldn't have been lazy :hand:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2015, 12:05 PM
"Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."
~Benjamin Franklin
Goofy
03-06-2015, 12:23 PM
Then you shouldn't have been lazy :hand:
I couldnt get to sleep last night :hand:
"Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."
~Benjamin Franklin
Didn't help him much, he's dead [-(
Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2015, 12:24 PM
Didn't help him much, he's dead [-(
:slap:
Goofy
03-06-2015, 12:26 PM
Unhealthy, wealthy, and dead :thumbsup:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2015, 12:28 PM
:shakehead:
He was born in 1706...nobody lives to be 300 years old :nono:
Goofy
03-06-2015, 12:35 PM
Vampires do :hand:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2015, 12:35 PM
There are no such thing as vampires :nono:
A vampire might say that...
Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2015, 12:42 PM
:suspect:
That's not a denial!
Now that I think about it, you're NEVER here late at night. Out hunting for a late night snack?
Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2015, 12:50 PM
But I'm here during daylight hours...ergo, not a vampire :hand:
I knew you were gonna say that! Are you reading my thoughts like a vampire would?
Insomnia. You're probably posting from your coffin right now.
Goofy
03-06-2015, 12:54 PM
There are no such thing as vampires :nono:
A vampire might say that...
Damn lying vampires [-(
But I'm here during daylight hours...ergo, not a vampire :hand:
Hiding in an office with the blinds drawn :hand:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2015, 12:55 PM
I knew you were gonna say that! Are you reading my thoughts like a vampire would?
Insomnia. You're probably posting from your coffin right now.
:suspect:
Hiding in an office with the blinds drawn :hand:
There are no blinds in here :facepalm:
Goofy
03-06-2015, 01:03 PM
There are no blinds in here :facepalm:
No windows either i bet [-(
Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2015, 01:04 PM
No windows either i bet [-(
There are TWO windows :facepalm:
There are no blinds in here :facepalm:
A crypt has no windows.
I've done my research, put together a bunch of random data, twisted it out of context and as a result Lance=Vamp. Next I'll post a wall of text that no one will read just to prove a point that no one cares about.
Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2015, 01:07 PM
:lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2015, 01:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ukj2Bgq.jpg
Goofy
03-06-2015, 01:09 PM
A crypt has no windows.
I've done my research, put together a bunch of random data, twisted it out of context and as a result Lance=Vamp. Next I'll post a wall of text that no one will read just to prove a point that no one cares about.
That sounds eerily familiar :-k
:dance:
Gotta run guys, time to get some work done.
Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2015, 01:11 PM
Later Pony :bye:
Goofy
03-06-2015, 01:16 PM
Time for me to make a move too, haircut, shower, shave etc! Probably be back on before i head out :bye:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2015, 01:17 PM
Later mate :bye:
Goofy
03-06-2015, 02:28 PM
And that's me off out, next stop Glasgow and the Black Star Riders :cheers: Later mate! :bye:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2015, 02:31 PM
Have a good trip mate! :bye:
Goofy
03-06-2015, 04:11 PM
Just realised the train has free wifi........ we're about 5 mins away from Glasgow now :lol: Been reading the newspaper anyway, helps pass the time :)
Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2015, 04:13 PM
Why didn't you walk? :-s
Goofy
03-06-2015, 04:14 PM
Fuck that :lol: If i could fly there i would, fuckin hate travelling......... train is better than bus though!
Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2015, 04:16 PM
:facepalm:
Goofy
03-06-2015, 05:56 PM
I just saw Slash busking on sauchiehall street :shock:
http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/03/06/6cdcea94e3cec227d9c9d322fe06a60f.jpg
:lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2015, 05:59 PM
He has no face :-k
Hal-9000
03-06-2015, 06:04 PM
I saw GnR in the 80's when they were a warmup band....Slash pretty much looked like that and at times you could see sparks and shit in his hair because he chain smoked through the entire set :lol:
Goofy
03-06-2015, 06:10 PM
He has no face :-k
Maybe it was cousin IT then :-k
I saw GnR in the 80's when they were a warmup band....Slash pretty much looked like that and at times you could see sparks and shit in his hair because he chain smoked through the entire set :lol:
Never seen them live :(
Hal-9000
03-06-2015, 06:29 PM
it was a concert where Axl looked anemic and was a total dick...
every song had an intro about cocaine - You ever had a girl who did all of your coke....Ever done coke all night and woke up 3 days later...I had a dog that used to do my coke...
then he tried to make a heartfelt dedication to some roadie that died and multiple people in the crowd yelled almost in unison - BECAUSE HE DID TOO MUCH COKE!
Axl spit on the front row (I was in the third row) and threatened to walk off :lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2015, 06:30 PM
I was at the Metallica and GnR concert in Montreal where he DID walk off :dance:
Worst concert ever
Hal-9000
03-06-2015, 06:33 PM
I think mine was a triple bill....GnR, The Cult and Blue Oyster Cult
you could see spots of something good (Slash's hard rockin) in GnR, but they were one of about 1000 bands out of LA at the time....I remember saying to my friend that if the guitarist got rid of the singer, they'd probably go far :lol:
Hal-9000
03-06-2015, 06:34 PM
nope it was GnR warming up someone else :-k
Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2015, 06:35 PM
The one I went to was Faith No More, Metallica, and GnR
Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2015, 06:36 PM
http://ultimateclassicrock.com/guns-n-roses-1992-montreal-riot/
This was it :thumbsup:
Hal-9000
03-06-2015, 06:41 PM
Worst, then best concert for me
Joan Jett and Robert Plant
Jett came out, played the same three chords all night and didn't move from one position the entire concert..it was horrible sounding and song choices...
Then Plant came out, played three Zeppelin classics (very well done) in quick succession. When he stepped up to the mic to say hello, the crowd wouldn't let him speak. I saw him look over to his band mates with a smile and raised eyebrows like he was impressed. Then he said - Wow, I didn't think we'd have so many fans up here in cold Canada, thank you so much.
His band at the time played Zep songs flawlessly and sprinkled a few of his better solo songs in there...I heard Misty Mountain Hop and lost my mind..
Hal-9000
03-06-2015, 06:45 PM
http://ultimateclassicrock.com/guns-n-roses-1992-montreal-riot/
This was it :thumbsup:
that looked like a great concert
Axl being an ass, Hetfield getting burned, riots starting....oh myyy :lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-06-2015, 06:48 PM
that looked like a great concert
Axl being an ass, Hetfield getting burned, riots starting....oh myyy :lol:
Yup, it sucked ass :lol: Not to mention the fact that we scalped tickets and paid way too much for them considering where they were located compared to the stage. It was at Olympic Stadium (baseball, where the Expos used to play) and we were about 20 rows behind home plate...and the freaking stage was straightaway center field. :|
Goofy
03-06-2015, 06:53 PM
http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/03/06/43616ace428d9f0376c5c5ae9f758823.jpg
Not too bad for 3 chicks :tup:
Hal-9000
03-06-2015, 06:55 PM
Yup, it sucked ass :lol: Not to mention the fact that we scalped tickets and paid way too much for them considering where they were located compared to the stage. It was at Olympic Stadium (baseball, where the Expos used to play) and we were about 20 rows behind home plate...and the freaking stage was straightaway center field. :|
I bought seats on the first level mezzanine for U2 and thought they would be horrible...something like 150 bucks each and they were up there..
turns out they were angled above the stage, looking down at it and only seemed to be about 30 feet away. We could see everything perfectly and none of the front row floor jostling etc.
U2 played kind of a trick on the audience. The warm up band left the stage and the bright coliseum lights came on. About 20 minutes later, instead of lowering the lights and making a big announcement, four guys walked from this underground backstage trap door sort of area and casually stood in front of the equipment. No one paid attention to the 'roadies' until people realized it was Bono and the boys :lol:
Still with the the big lights on they cranked out their first tune...it was pretty cool considering half of the audience was getting beer, going to the bathroom etc :lol:
Goofy
03-07-2015, 01:05 AM
I bought seats on the first level mezzanine for U2 and thought they would be horrible...something like 150 bucks each and they were up there..
turns out they were angled above the stage, looking down at it and only seemed to be about 30 feet away. We could see everything perfectly and none of the front row floor jostling etc.
U2 played kind of a trick on the audience. The warm up band left the stage and the bright coliseum lights came on. About 20 minutes later, instead of lowering the lights and making a big announcement, four guys walked from this underground backstage trap door sort of area and casually stood in front of the equipment. No one paid attention to the 'roadies' until people realized it was Bono and the boys :lol:
Still with the the big lights on they cranked out their first tune...it was pretty cool considering half of the audience was getting beer, going to the bathroom etc :lol:
Did you at least spit on that wanker bono?
Goofy
03-07-2015, 01:07 AM
http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/03/06/85ba8b9e3091feda4766642808a9cb6a.jpg
They were fuckin gid..... . I near got a semi when they played Rosalie :lol:
Goofy
03-07-2015, 09:56 AM
She knows music, I know music too you see.......... She got the power, I got the power Rosalie....... Rosalie! :headbang:
god dammit I didnt practice enough last couple weeks, my hands and forearms are gonna lock up like windows 95 tonight :tup:
Hal-9000
03-07-2015, 08:09 PM
god dammit I didnt practice enough last couple weeks, my hands and forearms are gonna lock up like windows 95 tonight :tup:
nice analogy :lol:
adding new hardware: printer = BSOD
:|
Goofy
03-08-2015, 04:06 PM
:yawn:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-09-2015, 10:22 AM
It's Monday! :cheerlead: It's Monday! :cheerlead:
I wish Monday happened more than once a week :sad2:
I wish Monday happened more than once a week :sad2:
It does.
Teh One Who Knocks
03-09-2015, 10:27 AM
No it doesn't :nono:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-09-2015, 11:30 AM
:wave:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-09-2015, 11:40 AM
Don't tell me what to do! :x
Teh One Who Knocks
03-09-2015, 11:43 AM
You aren't the boss of me! :x
Do NOT stab yourself with a pencil. :shifty:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-09-2015, 11:51 AM
That's some good advice, thanks :tup:
foiled again :sad2:
Later :bye:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-09-2015, 11:54 AM
:dance:
Have a good one bud :bye:
Goofy
03-09-2015, 01:14 PM
It's Monday! :cheerlead: It's Monday! :cheerlead:
I wish Monday happened more than once a week :sad2:
Yay monday! :woot:
Actually, not 100% yay as i've already been over to the workshop :lol: Forgot i'd promised our secretary i'd fit a new door rubber to her dads car plus my mate dropped his car off at me last night to fit a new door window motor and regulator! All done though, back to lying around doing nothing :dance:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-09-2015, 01:17 PM
I can't believe how fast the day is flying by already :shock:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-09-2015, 01:28 PM
Hey! :x
Goofy
03-09-2015, 01:33 PM
I can't believe how fast the day is flying by already :shock:
:lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-09-2015, 01:35 PM
I hate that Monday is just but a fleeting moment in the course of the week :sad2:
Goofy
03-09-2015, 01:44 PM
I hate that Monday is just but a fleeting moment in the course of the week :sad2:
:slap: :nono:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-09-2015, 01:46 PM
HEY! :x :x
Teh One Who Knocks
03-09-2015, 01:47 PM
I am tired though, I really hate the stupid time change. :wha:
Goofy
03-09-2015, 03:17 PM
The time doesn't change over here for a few weeks i think :-k
Goofy
03-09-2015, 03:17 PM
29th march :thumbsup:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-09-2015, 03:20 PM
It changed here this weekend...so fucking stupid. Just pick a damn time and stick with it :x
Goofy
03-09-2015, 03:35 PM
:lol:
Wasn't it originally brought in for farmers? Gives them extra daylight for chopping crops etc......... doesn't really matter nowadays tbh
Teh One Who Knocks
03-09-2015, 03:36 PM
Exactly, we have this wonderful thing called electricity now
Goofy
03-09-2015, 03:37 PM
Historically, retailing, sports, and tourism interests have favored daylight saving, while agricultural and evening entertainment interests have opposed it, and its initial adoption had been prompted by energy crisis and war.
Maybe not then :lol:
Hal-9000
03-09-2015, 04:08 PM
last year was sometime in April I recall :-k
Teh One Who Knocks
03-09-2015, 04:13 PM
No, it's been early for several years now
Hal-9000
03-09-2015, 04:16 PM
I probably pulled a monthlong Porky last year :oops:
we need to permanently be on summer time. this winter crap is bs.
Teh One Who Knocks
03-10-2015, 10:17 AM
:morning:
Monday's gone :sad2:
And this week is flying by already :shock:
Goofy
03-10-2015, 10:31 AM
:morning:
Monday's gone :sad2:
And this week is flying by already :shock:
Racing starts today! :woot: :cheerlead:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-10-2015, 10:49 AM
There's probably racing of some sort going on every day :-k
Goofy
03-10-2015, 11:07 AM
There's probably racing of some sort going on every day :-k
:slap: Cheltenham , THE racing!
Teh One Who Knocks
03-10-2015, 11:11 AM
:slap: Cheltenham , THE racing!
:dunno:
Have a good day, ya'll. :wavey:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-10-2015, 11:26 AM
Ya'll? :-s
:suspect:
Goofy
03-10-2015, 11:43 AM
:dunno:
:slap:
Have a good day, ya'll. :wavey:
:bye:
Goofy
03-10-2015, 11:43 AM
:dunno:
:slap:
Have a good day, ya'll. :wavey:
:bye:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-10-2015, 11:44 AM
:slap:
:slap:
:x
Goofy
03-10-2015, 12:06 PM
:lol: Ye olde double-slap ftw!
Goofy
03-10-2015, 12:07 PM
Off out for a bit, back in an hour or so :bye:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-10-2015, 12:11 PM
Later mate :bye:
Goofy
03-10-2015, 12:44 PM
Back! :theflash:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-10-2015, 12:45 PM
Hmmm :-k
Goofy
03-10-2015, 12:48 PM
Finally hit a league 180 last night, first of the season :lol: Strange, i hit one on my first game back playing for Perthshire but been struggling all season in the monday night league........ maybe i just need the pressure to play at my best :-k
Goofy
03-10-2015, 12:49 PM
Hmmm :-k
I was super quick :yup:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-10-2015, 12:51 PM
Finally hit a league 180 last night, first of the season :lol: Strange, i hit one on my first game back playing for Perthshire but been struggling all season in the monday night league........ maybe i just need the pressure to play at my best :-k
Pressure this! :beatdown:
I was super quick :yup:
That's what all the ladies say :giggle:
Goofy
03-10-2015, 01:02 PM
:x
Teh One Who Knocks
03-10-2015, 01:12 PM
:dance:
Goofy
03-10-2015, 01:18 PM
:dance:
:kill:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-10-2015, 01:18 PM
That was completely uncalled for [-(
Goofy
03-10-2015, 01:20 PM
My knife slipped, it was an accident [-(
Teh One Who Knocks
03-10-2015, 01:21 PM
Accident shmaccident :hand:
Goofy
03-10-2015, 01:24 PM
The glove doesn't fit so i must be innocent [-(
Teh One Who Knocks
03-10-2015, 01:27 PM
I don't think that's how it goes :-k
Goofy
03-10-2015, 01:38 PM
I'll be the judge :hand:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-10-2015, 01:43 PM
Who died and made you judge? :-s
Goofy
03-10-2015, 02:29 PM
Who died and made you judge? :-s
The previous judge :tup:
Picked the winners in the first two races :dance:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-10-2015, 02:34 PM
It's easy to pick the winners when there's only one entry :hand:
Goofy
03-10-2015, 04:13 PM
Last fence fall just cost me £150 :sad2:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-10-2015, 04:25 PM
That's what you get for gambling, it's a sin :nono:
Goofy
03-10-2015, 04:36 PM
Well smite me oh mighty smiter! [-(
Goofy
03-10-2015, 04:40 PM
I think my pulse rate has just about returned to normal now :lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-10-2015, 04:50 PM
:nana:
Goofy
03-10-2015, 04:56 PM
Still gutted, was only a small stake accumulator bet on 4 big favourites........ but after the first three all won i was sure the bet was gonna come in considering the mare was from the same stable and had only lost once in 12 runs (finishing second behind an undefeated gelding), she went off a 1/3 favourite :lol: Had the race in the bag, about 4 or 5 lengths clear before taking a dive at the last :(
Teh One Who Knocks
03-10-2015, 05:22 PM
That's why it's called 'gambling' :nono:
Goofy
03-10-2015, 09:04 PM
I fell asleep after dinner :oops: I bet you didn't gamble on that [-(
Teh One Who Knocks
03-10-2015, 10:14 PM
Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean
:dance:
Goofy
03-10-2015, 10:26 PM
:facepalm: :lol:
da da dadada dada da da da dadadadada damn it meg! :x
Teh One Who Knocks
03-11-2015, 10:16 AM
I can't believe the week is basically half over already :shock:
Goofy
03-11-2015, 01:11 PM
I can't believe the week is basically half over already :shock:
I wish it would hurry up and be over, getting sick of being on holiday, i want to be back at work :sad2:
:lol: Actually was working this morning, rebuilding the centre console on my car then taking it over to a mate's garage for it's MOT, just had some lunch and now it's time to settle down with a cuppy and watch the racing! :cheers:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-11-2015, 01:13 PM
You just can't stay away from the shop :nana:
Goofy
03-11-2015, 01:40 PM
Pretty much :lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-11-2015, 01:42 PM
Just go back to work then :hand:
Goofy
03-11-2015, 01:47 PM
I'm not allowed back until monday :(
Teh One Who Knocks
03-11-2015, 01:50 PM
:-s
You've been over there already twice this week and it's only Wednesday :nono:
Goofy
03-11-2015, 01:52 PM
I'm not allowed back from here on in :(
Teh One Who Knocks
03-11-2015, 02:08 PM
:liar:
Goofy
03-11-2015, 03:37 PM
My favourite horse got pulled up in the big race, looks like he's finished :( Off to the glue factory :sad2:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-11-2015, 03:38 PM
Always sad when they get hurt :(
Goofy
03-11-2015, 03:44 PM
Dunno what was wrong tbh, halfway round he seemed to be going well then just started slowing......... one of the worlds best horseman in the saddle thankfully in Barry Geraghty and he slowed him up right away and took him out of the race. The horse was unbeatable two years ago, won this race (his 14th or 15th in a row) and gained a rating higher than any horse in the modern era in the process. The race after that Barry pulled him up simple because he felt the horse didnt feel right, turned out he was correct and the horse turned out to have a heart problem. Had an operation then he was off the track for over a year before finishing second in january to the horse that actually won the race today. Trainer was pretty confident he was back to near his best but looks like something's up again so probably be retired now. At least, thanks to a good experienced jockey, he was pulled out before anything worse could happen! A younger jockey might've just kept going and done more harm than good.
Goofy
03-11-2015, 06:58 PM
Got the winner in the last race, £70 back from my £11 yankee :woot: Saved my bacon and gives me plenty betting money for the next two days :tup:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-11-2015, 07:08 PM
Gambling is a sin :nono:
Goofy
03-11-2015, 10:31 PM
<-----sinner :headbang:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-12-2015, 10:26 AM
:shakehead:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-12-2015, 10:26 AM
If this week was going by any faster, a cop would pull it over and give it a speeding ticket :shock:
Goofy
03-12-2015, 11:51 AM
:yawn:
If this week was going by any faster, a cop would pull it over and give it a speeding ticket :shock:
:lol: :slap:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-12-2015, 11:57 AM
:dance:
Goofy
03-12-2015, 12:05 PM
Brunchtime! :cheers:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-12-2015, 12:15 PM
All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:15 AM.
Goofy
03-12-2015, 01:19 PM
Horsietime! :cheers:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-12-2015, 01:28 PM
Losing money time :nono:
Goofy
03-12-2015, 01:30 PM
http://i.imgur.com/FhfaOaf.gif
Teh One Who Knocks
03-12-2015, 01:33 PM
:shakehead:
Goofy
03-12-2015, 02:21 PM
2 races in, 2 winners on the board :mrgreen: 7/4 Vautour what a fucking horse, won by 15 lengths :shock: Then 10/1 Call The Cops in the big handicap! Off to a flier :dance:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-12-2015, 02:25 PM
And this is where it all falls apart :nono:
Goofy
03-12-2015, 02:26 PM
Doesn't matter, anything else is a bonus from here :dance:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-12-2015, 02:28 PM
Then send it all to me :tup:
Goofy
03-12-2015, 02:40 PM
Sinful money, you wouldn't like it :hand:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-12-2015, 02:46 PM
That's why you should send it to me, it will give you absolution :thumbsup:
Goofy
03-12-2015, 02:51 PM
That's why you should send it to me, it will give you absolution :thumbsup:
I'm trying to protect you :hand:
Normal service resumed, 5th place in the 3rd race :(
Teh One Who Knocks
03-12-2015, 02:56 PM
See? You should have given me the money [-(
Goofy
03-12-2015, 03:37 PM
2nd place in the 4th race :|
Teh One Who Knocks
03-12-2015, 03:44 PM
See what gloating did? :nono:
Goofy
03-12-2015, 04:36 PM
You cursed me [-(
Got 3rd place with a 20/1 shot there, backed it e/w :tup:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-12-2015, 04:39 PM
I did no such thing :nono:
Goofy
03-12-2015, 04:40 PM
Did too mister cursy mccurse from curseville :x
Goofy
03-12-2015, 04:41 PM
I have a headache :(
Teh One Who Knocks
03-12-2015, 04:41 PM
There's no such thing as curses :nono:
Goofy
03-12-2015, 05:29 PM
There's no such thing as curses :nono:
That's exactly what i'd expect a curser to say [-(
Teh One Who Knocks
03-12-2015, 05:39 PM
That's exactly what i'd expect a curser to say [-(
:slap:
Goofy
03-12-2015, 06:27 PM
Slappy curser [-(
Teh One Who Knocks
03-12-2015, 06:29 PM
:x
Goofy
03-12-2015, 06:30 PM
Mad slappy curser [-(
Teh One Who Knocks
03-12-2015, 06:38 PM
Mad slappy curser [-(
:beatdown:
Goofy
03-12-2015, 09:50 PM
:yawn:
Goofy
03-12-2015, 10:01 PM
:shock:
Dirty bastard :hand:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-12-2015, 10:03 PM
Less than 4 full day until Monday morning :cheerlead:
Goofy
03-12-2015, 10:11 PM
Less than 4 full day until Monday morning :cheerlead:
:slap:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-12-2015, 10:13 PM
:slap:
:x
Goofy
03-12-2015, 10:56 PM
:x
Asked for and received :nono:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-13-2015, 10:29 AM
How the hell is it Friday already? :shock:
Thankfully it's leas than 72 hours until the work week starts all over again :cheers:
Asked for and received :nono:
Was not! :x
Goofy
03-13-2015, 10:32 AM
How the hell is it Friday already? :shock:
Thankfully it's leas than 72 hours until the work week starts all over again :cheers:
Was not! :x
:slap:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-13-2015, 10:33 AM
Hey! :x
Goofy
03-13-2015, 10:35 AM
Hey! :x
:slap:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-13-2015, 10:38 AM
:x :x :x :x :x
Goofy
03-13-2015, 10:44 AM
:x :x :x :x :x
:slap: :slap: :slap: :slap: :slap: and one more for good measure :slap:
Goofy
03-13-2015, 10:45 AM
I'm hungry :-k
Teh One Who Knocks
03-13-2015, 10:46 AM
:slap: :slap: :slap: :slap: :slap: and one more for good measure :slap:
:overkill:
I'm hungry :-k
http://i.imgur.com/eWBFpfH.jpg
Goofy
03-13-2015, 11:05 AM
:overkill:
http://i.imgur.com/rSp3mM6.jpg
Teh One Who Knocks
03-13-2015, 11:09 AM
You made me do it [-(
Goofy
03-13-2015, 11:16 AM
I don't care, i've got toast with raspberry jam therefore i win :thumbsup:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-13-2015, 11:25 AM
Boring :hand:
Goofy
03-13-2015, 11:30 AM
Tasty :tup: Well, apart from when i bit the side of my mouth :lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-13-2015, 11:32 AM
:facepalm:
Goofy
03-13-2015, 11:49 AM
I fancied some meat on my toast :)
Teh One Who Knocks
03-13-2015, 12:00 PM
:ghey:
:friday:
Running late. Have a good day. :wavey:
Enjoy that meat in your mouth, goof. :lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-13-2015, 12:08 PM
You never hang around anymore :sad2:
Goofy
03-13-2015, 12:10 PM
My mate just phoned from his garage, my car failed it's MOT :( Thankfully only on a couple of minor things :lol: Have to go pick it up at some point today and get the work done!
Goofy
03-13-2015, 12:11 PM
You never hang around anymore :sad2:
http://i.imgur.com/eD8444Q.jpg
:-k
Teh One Who Knocks
03-13-2015, 12:12 PM
My mate just phoned from his garage, my car failed it's MOT :( Thankfully only on a couple of minor things :lol: Have to go pick it up at some point today and get the work done!
Monkey On Top? :-k
Goofy
03-13-2015, 12:16 PM
Monkey On Top? :-k
:shakehead:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-13-2015, 12:19 PM
:-s
Montreal Oven Torque? :-k
Goofy
03-13-2015, 12:34 PM
:lol: :shakehead:
Goofy
03-13-2015, 04:55 PM
Ministry of transport test! :x
Teh One Who Knocks
03-13-2015, 05:28 PM
Sounds made up :hand:
Goofy
03-13-2015, 06:20 PM
Sounds made up :hand:
It is........ by the ministry of fucking transport :lol:
redred
03-13-2015, 08:03 PM
Meat on toast ?
Goofy
03-13-2015, 09:12 PM
Meat on toast ?
The Yanks get a pass, you should know better :nono: :slap:
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