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[redred]

Plenty vape stores over here now too....... no pot stores though :(

same down here , it's the hip thing to do , till they get told its more harmful than something else in 5 years time :lol:

[redred]

I know you are anti-thc, but let me tell you.. I had some thc gummy bears.. low dose.. very relaxing and pleasing.. Im a hyped up dude and it really seem to help me relax..

i have a vision of you dressed as a white snoop dog chewing candy now :lol:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hi:

[Goofy]

:hi:

:minionhi:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's fucking freezing here :cold:

[Goofy]

Same, was minus 6c according to the temp sensor in a car i just brought in :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

-6C? :-s Must be nice to be spring time :hand:

It's -16C here right now

[Goofy]

Youre in an office, im in a workshop with the doors open for half the day :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Your point? :-s

[Goofy]

Woohoo, point for me! :cheers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Woohoo, point for me! :cheers:

:stfu:

I work in an uninsulated steel building with a ginormous bay door at the opposite end that opens multiple times a day :nono:

[Goofy]

:stfu:

I work in an uninsulated steel building with a ginormous bay door at the opposite end that opens multiple times a day :nono:

You keep telling yourself that while sitting in your nice cozy office :empathy:











:nana:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Uh huh, cozy, with a big ass fucking hole in the wall :rolleyes:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/jmE2jvG.jpg

[Muddy]

How many Goombas you have out on the floor?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Less than normal today because of the snow...fucking pussies

[Goofy]

Uh huh, cozy, with a big ass fucking hole in the wall :rolleyes:


http://i.imgur.com/jmE2jvG.jpg

Well thats pretty stupid :nuts:

[Muddy]

Is that hole so you can over-see the peasants from your grand tower of privilege?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well thats pretty stupid :nuts:

They is supposed to be a door and window there....of course that hole has been there for the better part of 3 years now :wha:


Is that hole so you can over-see the peasants from your grand tower of privilege?

Of course

[Muddy]

http://i63.tinypic.com/10ichtu.jpg

[Goofy]

Is that hole so you can over-see the peasants from your grand tower of privilege?

:lol:

[Goofy]

They is supposed to be a door and window there....of course that hole has been there for the better part of 3 years now :wha:


Can you guys not just fabricate a door? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Can you guys not just fabricate a door? :-s

This is a machine shop, not a carpentry shop :hand:

[Pony]

This is a machine shop, not a carpentry shop :hand:

Should we send a carpenter over to teach you how to fix a hole?

[Goofy]

This is a machine shop, not a carpentry shop :hand:

Machine one out of metal :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

You know it makes sense :tup:

[Muddy]

Stainless... With gun turrets..

[Goofy]

See, Muddy agrees :tup: Stainless steel + gun turrets + incendiary tripwires :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/wDmCBXm.jpg

[Goofy]

Oh great, i just fell out with the petulant child (my boss) :facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Pony]

Well I had to buy my registration and tags for two cars. And my drivers license was about to expire. $135 for all. :meh:

[Goofy]

:suicide2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well I had to buy my registration and tags for two cars. And my drivers license was about to expire. $135 for all. :meh:

:stfu:


:suicide2:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bleh :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:freakout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:freakout:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:bounce:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:bounce:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:yawn:



:friday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[Goofy]

:friday:

Soon be the weekend! :woohoo:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

In just about 3 hours :tup:

[Goofy]

Its the weekend! :woot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Its the weekend! :woot:

Not yet :slap:

[Goofy]

I'm home! :cheers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Part time :roll:

[Goofy]

Part time :roll:

Yup :dance: Must suck to be you, still at work :point:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why? I'm getting paid :-s

[Goofy]

I got paid too and i'm already home :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm still getting paid :dance:

[Goofy]

I'm still getting paid :dance:

Meh, who needs money when you're watching tv in the warmth :D

[Goofy]

:monday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

Youre early today :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Windy as fuck outside today, woke me up and couldn't get back to sleep, so just came in early

[Goofy]

Pretty windy here today and plenty rain through the night...... snow forecast for the end of the week too :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It got really warm yesterday and supposed to be the same today, all our snow is almost already gone now, but supposed to get more on Friday

[Goofy]

Its about 7 or 8C here today but feels a lot colder with the wind chill, meant to drop below zero later in the week.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

11C right now and the sun isn't even up yet

[Goofy]

Your weather really needs to make its mind up [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Tell me about it

[Goofy]

Tell me about it

........... no [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

[Goofy]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

:stfu:

[Goofy]

Some folk just cant take a joke [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Some folk just cant take a joke [-(

:-k
























































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:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:monday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:


:-k














:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-s

[Goofy]

:shrug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:fart:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:bounce:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:bounce:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:freakout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:freakout:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Agreed :|

[Goofy]

Hurry up 5pm :tapfoot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 09:10 AM.

[Goofy]

I mustve came into work at 1am :shock:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Doubtful :-k

[Goofy]

You make yourself a new signature? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You just noticed that? :-s

[Goofy]

Yep, no sigs show on tapatalk!

[Goofy]

:yawn:


:monday:


:suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

:yup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

I think i ate too much lunch......... could do with a lie down :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

I need to burp...... or fart..... or something

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I need to burp...... or fart..... or something

:snapout:

[Goofy]

I just gave birth to a massive brown baby........ i think it drowned though :rip:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I just gave birth to a massive brown baby........ i think it drowned though :rip:

:gtfo:

[Goofy]

:dance:

:tupgirl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

:tupgirl:

What's a tupgirl? :confused:

[Pony]

What's tup girl?

[Goofy]

What's a tupgirl? :confused:


What's tup girl?

Tubgirl's sister :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fail:

[Goofy]

What else is new? :lol:

[Goofy]

:monday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

Yup, got some snow during the night here :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not snow!!!! :shock: :freakout:

[Goofy]

Not snow!!!! :shock: :freakout:

:slap:

Snow for me means that every car we bring into the workshop needs dried off before working on it, plus the workshop floor ends up soaked

[Pony]

I came into work this morning to find my toolbox soaked from a roof leak.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

Snow for me means that every car we bring into the workshop needs dried off before working on it, plus the workshop floor ends up soaked

:violin:


I came into work this morning to find my toolbox soaked from a roof leak.

Are you sure someone didn't pee in it? :-k

[Goofy]

Are you sure someone didn't pee in it? :-k

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

[Pony]

:lol:

:slap:

[Goofy]

*pees in Pony's toolbox......... again*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

[Goofy]

:friday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

:agreed:

[Goofy]

Think im gonna have to either work late tonight or come in tomorrow now :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Think im gonna have to either work late tonight or come in tomorrow now :|

:point:

[Goofy]

Didn't have to work late (although i pretty much never stopped all day) :cheers: It's the weekend! :cheers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:sad2:

[Goofy]

:dance:

Now get back to work mister :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Make me :-s

[Goofy]

Make me :-s

Work, don't work, i don't care, my weekend has already begun :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Trying Tapatalk again, the ads sure are annoying ads fuck :|

[Goofy]

Trying Tapatalk again, the ads sure are annoying ads fuck :|

What ads? :confused: I dont seem to get any....... not that i notice anyway :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What ads? :confused: I dont seem to get any....... not that i notice anyway :-k

http://i.imgur.com/JvOYWYZl.png

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/Xzg0X2Fl.png

How come we don't get any ad revenue from them? :-s

[Goofy]

I never get a single ad, honestly :wha:

I wonder if redred gets them :-k Theres an option in our build to turn off the tapatalk ads so i did that years ago and never see ads at all......... your tapatalk build looks different to mine too :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It says I'm of build 6.4.1

And the ads are everywhere and they're huge :wha:

[RBP]

I get ads on Tapatalk. demand remuneration!!

[Goofy]

Im using build 6.3.3 apparently....... maybe try that? :-k

[Goofy]

http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/tapatalk-inc/tapatalk/tapatalk-6-3-3-release/tapatalk-100000-forums-6-3-3-android-apk-download/

[Goofy]

Mine looks like this:

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170115/ad77bac116d16205cff7eda4c4c82f4c.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/w9U5btol.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I think mine looks different because I have it in "night mode" for the darker theme

[Goofy]

http://i.imgur.com/w9U5btol.jpg

I don't pay for VIP either :wha:

[redred]

I'm running an old version
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170115/04139542ab013a3ddc2046c09a11b383.jpg
I only get these ads
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170115/267172470def4739e5440805cf850c29.jpg
They don't really bother me

[Goofy]

I must be special :dance:

[redred]

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170115/c55a8f69696a1dff95add1166f599fc6.jpg

If we went vip it could make you money :lol:

[Goofy]

:monday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

I havent had a minutes peace all morning :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You want a whole minute? :-s Greedy bastard :hand:

[Goofy]

You want a whole minute? :-s Greedy bastard :hand:

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey! :x

[Goofy]

Hey! :x

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

:x

[Goofy]

:dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance2:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:x


*farts*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:freakout:

It really is a monday today :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:freakout:

It really is a monday today :|

http://i.imgur.com/BOa1lTY.jpg

[Goofy]

I will not smile [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Do it! :x

[Goofy]

Do it! :x

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

Is that a smile I see? :D

[Goofy]

Is that a smile I see? :D

:beatdown:







No :slap:

[Goofy]

This is gonna be a long week :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/BF1Zv8W.jpg

[Goofy]

http://i.imgur.com/BF1Zv8W.jpg

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What was that for? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/R27KPt8.jpg

[Goofy]

What was that for? :-s

For fun :)


http://i.imgur.com/R27KPt8.jpg

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:|

[Goofy]

:|

Thats the spirit :ok:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Thats the spirit :ok:

You're smiling! :D

[Goofy]

You're smiling! :D

Only because you werent :nono: I simply revel in the misery of others :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nope, you're enjoying the day :cheers:

[Goofy]

Nope, you're enjoying the day :cheers:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:monday:

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:humpday:

[Goofy]

:humpday:

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :-s

[Goofy]

It was a reflex action :oops:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Then smile! :D

[richard3280]

Then smile! :D

:meh:

[Goofy]

I feel like crap today :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Buncha whiners [-(

[Goofy]

Buncha whiners [-(

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Buncha violent whiners [-(

[Goofy]

Ill skitter on you if youre not careful :nono:




:tubgirl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You need mental help :shakehead:

[Goofy]

You need mental help :shakehead:

My head's fine, it's my stomach that's dodgy :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Numpty :rolleyes:

[Muddy]

MACGRUUUUBAHHH!!

[Goofy]

MACGRUUUUBAHHH!!

Bless you :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bless you :)

:pope:

[Websponge]

one man went to mow, went to mow a meadow...

[Goofy]

One man and his dog, Spot, went to mow a meadow

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nuts:

[Goofy]

I just shat water :|

[Muddy]

:datass:

[Goofy]

:datass:

Thanks, it's red hot :tup:

[Pony]

Thanks, it's red hot :tup:

The splash back should cool that down.

[Goofy]

My ass is pissing water :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah :|

[redred]

My ass is pissing water :|
Don't eat spicy food, I had similar problems over new year, tried a chilli and the result was tears

[Goofy]

Don't eat spicy food, I had similar problems over new year, tried a chilli and the result was tears

Nothing to do with spicy food, havent had curry/chilli or anything like that this week.

[redred]

i'm saying don't till you've finished shitting water

[Goofy]

i'm saying don't till you've finished shitting water

Isnt that just common sense? :-s

[Goofy]

Just woke up btw, boss sent me home around 1pm for the first time ever..... i mustve looked like crap :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Stop eating? :-k

[Goofy]

Stop eating? :-k

All ive eaten in the last 2 days was a little scrambled egg last night....... which my stomach quickly turned to liquid and ejected it out the trapdoor :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Puke stuff up? :-s

[Goofy]

Puke stuff up? :-s

:slap:

[Goofy]

Mike Pence is Scottish :shock: :woot:

[Goofy]

Scratch that, they were talking about The Donald's mum :lol: I need to pay better attention :oops:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Pony]

:slap:

Cheese?

[Goofy]

I'm hungry :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Eat :tup:

[Goofy]

Eat :tup:

I'll just piss it back out of my ass a few minutes later :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Weight loss plan? :thumbsup:

[Goofy]

Weight loss plan? :thumbsup:

I should patent it :-k

[Goofy]

Just had some scrambled egg.......... my stomach is making a lot of growling noises now........ there's a storm comin' :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[Goofy]

I'm still liquidizing my food :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:puke:

[Goofy]

:lol:


:tubgirl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Have you thought about going to see the doctor? This has been going on too long :-k

[Goofy]

Only been since late wednesday night, if i'm not better come monday then i'll phone the docs :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/cZlpZ3p.png

[Goofy]

I'm old school, a dose of the runs is my body's way of getting rid of whatever fucking bug it is i've got :lol: There's a lot of this going 'round here atm apparently, my workmate Ryan had similar last week and he reckoned taking imodium had actually made him start puking on top of the diarrhea so i'll hold off on that :lol: My stomach's a lot better now though, not really churning or painful anymore and ive only been to the toilet twice today so i'm (hopefully) on the mend :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just make sure you drink lots of water so you don't dehydrate then :thumbsup:

[Goofy]

Just make sure you drink lots of water so you don't dehydrate then :thumbsup:

Yessir :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Gonna wrap things up here and head home for the weekend. Hope you feel better mate! :bye:

[Goofy]

Cheers, catch you later mate, have a good one! :bye:

[Goofy]

:monday:


:suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

I had a big hard shit earlier :tup: Stomach still isnt 100% but at least the diarreah is gone :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tmi:

[Goofy]

I thought you cared about my wellbeing :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-s

[Goofy]

:sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't need a play-by-play or color commentary :nono:

[Goofy]

I have unbelievable wind today too! :fart2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have unbelievable wind today too! :fart2:

:gtfo:

[Goofy]

I can't stop farting :lol: