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[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:fart:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fart:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Its friday!!!!!!!!! :woohoo:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's been Friday you mental numpty :facepalm:

[Hal-9000]

Back to the bank...will see you in a bit.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Back to the bank...will see you in a bit.

Bring me back a small box of $20's please :tup:

[Goofy]

It's been Friday you mental numpty :facepalm:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Hal-9000]

Bring me back a small box of $20's please :tup:

Nothing like having to advise a bank manager on the best way to handle moving an estate account in tandem with the government's red tape.

:shakefist:

don't ever die...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nothing like having to advise a bank manager on the best way to handle moving an estate account in tandem with the government's red tape.

:shakefist:

don't ever die...

:shock:

I'm immortal now! :woot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Did you get my small box of $20's? :-s

[Hal-9000]

:shock:

I'm immortal now! :woot:

There can only be one!

Oh, you didn't like that movie. Nevermind [-(

[Hal-9000]

Did you get my small box of $20's? :-s

No but I got a whack of checks and if I wanted to go rogue against my sister and brother, I could buy a lot of things before the federales caught up with me.


:-k


You busy for lunch today Lance? :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No but I got a whack of checks and if I wanted to go rogue against my sister and brother, I could buy a lot of things before the federales caught up with me.


:-k


You busy for lunch today Lance? :lol:

:tapfoot:

[Hal-9000]

:tapfoot:

Oh I forgot. Your lunch hour is at 8 am you freak :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm waiting for you :facepalm:

And there's nothing wrong with an early lunch [-(

[Hal-9000]

I'm waiting for you :facepalm:

And there's nothing wrong with an early lunch [-(

Get a couple of breakfast burritos for us from the gut wagon and I'll be there to pick up the tab :tup:

[Hal-9000]

As I said to a girl I was seeing when we entered the drive-thru - Nothing is too good for the people I care about :D

Damn she could hit hard :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

[Hal-9000]

I had a Casa di Mama pizza last night and then some of my Original Munchies chips later.

I don't need to eat today :| ...urp

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

I just had a burrito, I was tired of waiting [-(

[Hal-9000]

:lol:

I just had a burrito, I was tired of waiting [-(

Of course you did Pancho Villa. You can't help your genealogy and the addictions that come with it.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Of course you did Pancho Villa. You can't help your genealogy and the addictions that come with it.

:beatdown:

[Hal-9000]

Lance's drivers license pic (for ees burro)

https://imgur.com/uKruol8.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Lance's drivers license pic (for ees burro)

https://imgur.com/uKruol8.jpg

:racist:

[Goofy]

:hola:

[Hal-9000]

:hola:

Who you callin a ho Willis?? :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hola:

Quiet down there McCloud :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Who you callin a ho Willis?? :x

The guy from Dif'rent Strokes? :-s

[Hal-9000]

The guy from Dif'rent Strokes? :-s

DIFFERENT.

Quit droppin yo R's and trying to appropriate language that ain't yours :x




much like I just did :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Holy shit they did use the apostrophe :lol:

Diff'rent Strokes

wow, never knew that

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

Who you callin a ho Willis?? :x


Quiet down there McCloud :hand:

https://i.imgur.com/2JEX80L.jpg

[Hal-9000]

https://i.imgur.com/2JEX80L.jpg

another yearbook photo of Lance :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

another yearbook photo of Lance :tup:

:nutkick:

[Goofy]

another yearbook photo of Lance :tup:

Nah, that dude has hair :-k

[Hal-9000]

Nah, that dude has hair :-k

:burn:


https://imgur.com/sFk6LAS.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nah, that dude has hair :-k

:potkettle:

[Goofy]

:potkettle:
I actually have hair right now (laziness) :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Hal-9000]

I have to go. Have a happy Friday...you cue balls :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

12 hour day yesterday...and it will be 11 hours today by the time I get outta here :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ended up being 11-1/2 hours before I got out of work yesterday :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

:tumble:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:umno:

[Goofy]

:umno:
Um-yes!!!! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No [-(

[Goofy]

No [-(
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And there's the violence :facepalm: As predictable as the sunrise :shakehead:

[Goofy]

And there's the violence :facepalm: As predictable as the sunrise :shakehead:
This is Scotland, no such thing as sunrise :slap: Rainrise maybe :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

This is Scotland, no such thing as sunrise :slap: Rainrise maybe :-k

Rain falls up where you are? :-s A little early to be that drunk isn't it? :shakehead:

[Goofy]

Rain falls up where you are? :-s A little early to be that drunk isn't it? :shakehead:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

You're the one talking about rain rising :nono:

[Goofy]

You're the one talking about rain rising :nono:
Something else that rises is my boot!!!! :nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Typical :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Typical :facepalm:
:catapult:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Like you could even build a catapult :hand:

[Goofy]

Like you could even build a catapult :hand:
I can build a fire! :fire:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You need help :facepalm:

[Goofy]

You need help :facepalm:
:acid:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Mental numpty :rolleyes:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

:tumble:
:minionhi:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:minionhi:

:watching:

[Goofy]

:minionhuh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:minionhuh:

:eep:

[Goofy]

I dont know what the eep smiley is :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I dont know what the eep smiley is :sad2:

:fail:

:loser:

:haha:

:giggle:








https://i.imgur.com/QSRPlMM.png

[Goofy]

:(

[Goofy]

4.18am? :-s :nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:(

:punish:

[Goofy]

:sad:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:sad:

:disapproval:

[Goofy]

:freakout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:freakout:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:imok:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:imok:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Big bully :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Big bully :(

Man up ya pansy :hand:

[Goofy]

Man up ya pansy :hand:
...................... ok............. you asked for it............ :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
You brought it on yourself [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You brought it on yourself [-(

Bring this on! :beatdown:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:


Hurry up hometime :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 09:23 AM.

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:| helB

[Goofy]

:| helB
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

:pals:


:-k

[Goofy]

:pals:


:-k
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Again with the violence :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Really clammy here today :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's been like that here for the last week or so because it's been rainy. Supposed to dry out today and tomorrow and then back to the rain for the weekend.

[Goofy]

Yeah, we've had pretty much nothing but rain the last few months, still waiting on summer to start :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm kinda liking the cool rainy weather. :-k You'd appreciate the rain more if it didn't rain for 2 months :hand:

[Goofy]

Id appreciate it more if it didnt rain for 2 days :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Id appreciate it more if it didnt rain for 2 days :|

:snapout:

It's going to be 28C and sunny here today and you don't hear me complaining [-(

[Goofy]

:snapout:

It's going to be 28C and sunny here today and you don't hear me complaining [-(
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:

[Goofy]

:ffs:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

No [-(

[Goofy]

No [-(
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

No [-(

[Goofy]

No [-(
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:

[Goofy]

I have a headache :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have a headache :|

:wah:

[Goofy]

:wah:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:


:nuts:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bleh :|

:| helB

[Goofy]

Thursday :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
:giggle:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:giggle:

:friday:

[Goofy]

:friday:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nana:

[Goofy]

:nana:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/E13Mo0S.jpg

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bleh :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[Goofy]

:friday:
:kill:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
Dead people cant facepalm :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Dead people cant facepalm :nono:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYcPBE5PXhs

[Goofy]

Friday at last :yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's Saturday you numpty :rolleyes;

[Goofy]

It's Saturday you numpty :rolleyes;
It is now :nono:

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
:agreed:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I wanna go back home and cancel the rest of the week. :|

[Goofy]

I wanna go back home and cancel the rest of the week. :|
I could go with that :ok:

I feel like crap....... had a few too many drinks on saturday at a bowls friendly match, felt fine yesterday but feel like crap today :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

It wasnt my fault [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:uhhuh:

[Goofy]

They focred me to drink :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:liar:

[Goofy]

:sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:watching:

[Goofy]

:monday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
Yup

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I told my boss yesterday that he had to do ONE FUCKING THING. Just one. Do you know how many of those things he got done?

[Goofy]

I told my boss yesterday that he had to do ONE FUCKING THING. Just one. Do you know how many of those things he got done?
Im gonna guess at zero :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Im gonna guess at zero :-k

:winner:


:|

[Goofy]

Yay! :cheers: What's my prize? :D

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yay! :cheers: What's my prize? :D

This :tup:

:slap:

[Goofy]

:(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You ungrateful bastid! :x

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Your prizes suck [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

They are rare and one of a kind :hand:

[Goofy]

They are rare and one of a kind :hand:
:slap:


Must be two of a kind :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:


Must be two of a kind :-k

A copy-cat fake isn't the same as an original :roll:

[Goofy]

A copy-cat fake isn't the same as an original :roll:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
Im the original beatdowner! :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Im the original beatdowner! :beatdown:

:uhhuh:

[Goofy]

:uhhuh:
:beatdown:

[Goofy]

I wonder how many times ive used the beatdown smiley :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:

[Goofy]

:ffs:
:beatdown:


:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I tried to search, but it only lists the threads you posted that smiley in, not how many times you posted it :(

[Goofy]

:lol:
















:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

[Goofy]

Woke up with a cold this morning...... yay :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Woke up with a cold this morning...... yay :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

:empathy:




































:snapout:

[Goofy]

At least the sun's out for a change, might get to play bowls in non-rain weather tonight :faint:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:violin:

[Goofy]

I know, i hate it when there's no rain :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qVPNONdF58

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah :|

:| halB

[Goofy]

:| halB
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

:pals:



:-k

[Goofy]

:pals:



:-k
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And there it is.... :|

[Goofy]

Thank fuck it's friday :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
:empathy:

My dad got ambulanced to hospital early this morning with racing heartbeat/chest pains again :| Spoke with him about an hour ago, gonna be getting an angiogram (sp) then maybe have to get a stent fitted :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sorry to hear that mate, hope everything will be okay. :(

[Goofy]

:monday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
:agreed:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Stupid work :x

[Goofy]

Dad's been moved through to Dundee Ninewells hospital, getting an angiogram today so hopefully things will be a bit clearer after that. Consultant reckons he'll probably need a pacemaker and possibly a stent..... just have to wait and see.

[Goofy]

Stupid work :x
Yep, i really have zero motivation today at all :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Dad's been moved through to Dundee Ninewells hospital, getting an angiogram today so hopefully things will be a bit clearer after that. Consultant reckons he'll probably need a pacemaker and possibly a stent..... just have to wait and see.

That's all they know so far? I would have thought there would have been more news about him at this point. Hopefully they will get on top of this right away now that he's been transferred. Keeping my fingers crossed mate.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yep, i really have zero motivation today at all :|

Me either really. Kinda burned out.

[Goofy]

That's all they know so far? I would have thought there would have been more news about him at this point. Hopefully they will get on top of this right away now that he's been transferred. Keeping my fingers crossed mate.
He's been hooked up to a portable ECG since he was admitted so he's being monitored constantly, blood pressure and temp being taken on an hourly basis. I guess if it was a real emergency he would have been taken straight in to the theatre...... maybe that's a good sign? I dunno :shrug:

[Goofy]

Me either really. Kinda burned out.
Get a holiday booked :ok:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Get a holiday booked :ok:

Are you offering to send me on holiday? :shock: :woot:

Just deposit about $1,000 into my PayPal and off I go, thanks mate! :tup:

[Goofy]

:rofl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You offered now pay up! :x

[Goofy]

:lmao:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lmao:

:beatdown: Pay :beatdown: up! :beatdown:

[Goofy]

Im just laughing at the fact you think i have money :rofl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Im just laughing at the fact you think i have money :rofl:

So you work for free? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
Yup :|

Dad's in hospital, my mum's had to call off work today sick (heavy cold/flu symptoms) and i feel like crap too........ bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yup :|

Dad's in hospital, my mum's had to call off work today sick (heavy cold/flu symptoms) and i feel like crap too........ bleh :|

How's he doing mate? When are they going to schedule everything?

[Goofy]

Went to see him last night, took a couple of his best pals through with me, he's in good spirits atm. He's meeting the consultant today so we'll have a clearer picture after that. He's gonna need a bypass of some description but other than that we're not sure right now. I just hope it's not a long wait until he gets the op :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Went to see him last night, took a couple of his best pals through with me, he's in good spirits atm. He's meeting the consultant today so we'll have a clearer picture after that. He's gonna need a bypass of some description but other than that we're not sure right now. I just hope it's not a long wait until he gets the op :wha:

Well he's in the best possible place he could be with these circumstances. Good to hear that he's in good spirits, being positive is a BIG part of getting through things like this.

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:| halB

[Goofy]

:| halB3











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:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:

[Goofy]

:dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance2:

:fire:

[Goofy]

Im fire-retarded :hand:













:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You got that half right :tup:

[Goofy]

:x

[Goofy]

Wait, you meant i'm "fire"? :D

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Wait, you meant i'm "fire"? :D

:umno:

[Goofy]

Awww :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Awww :(

It's okay, the world needs retards too :empathy:

[Goofy]

It's okay, the world needs retards too :empathy:
They must do....... i mean, you have a job ffs :faint:










:theyareontome:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

They must do....... i mean, I have a job ffs :faint:










:theyareontome:

:yup:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

:empathy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

:fart2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fart2:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Sofaking tired :yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sofaking tired :yawn:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:sleep:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:sleep:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:imok:












:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:imok:












:yawn:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bleh :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:suicide:


Sofaking tired :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Saturday #1 :cheerlead:

[Goofy]

Saturday #1 :cheerlead:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown::facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
You earned that :ok:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You earned that :ok:Hmmmmm :-k













:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:shakehead: