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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Goofy]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Goofy]

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[Goofy]

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[lost in melb.]

for the most part, I cant bring myself to eat doughey things these days. Last time I had a pancake I felt like I merely are a sack of flour, it was disgusting!

It was a fluffy, multi-tier mouth orgasm :yum:

[Goofy]

:yawn:


Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:| halB


:yawn:

[Goofy]

:| halB


:yawn:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey! :x

[Goofy]

Hey! :x
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Always violence of some type with you :facepalm:

[FBD]

It was a fluffy, multi-tier mouth orgasm :yum:

hehe nice...I got in the habit long time ago of listening to my guts about food, so when they say dont eat that shit no mo'...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/LgN2J9l.jpg

[FBD]

I used to eat that shit back in the day, and then I took an arrow to the knee...
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/36/Reuel_Colt_Gridley_circa_1864.jpg/300px-Reuel_Colt_Gridley_circa_1864.jpg

[Goofy]

Always violence of some type with you :facepalm:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I just ordered Dunkin Donuts for the shop :dance:

[Pony]

I just ordered Dunkin Donuts for the shop :dance:

Typical boss. The guys put their hearts and souls into a project, get it done ahead of schedule making the company an extra $400,000 and you fork out $35 for some fried bread.






:nana:

[lost in melb.]

https://i.imgur.com/LgN2J9l.jpg

You got it.

Piping hot out of the van is an entirely different level. American Doughnuts must be fresh ( minimum cooked that morning)

[lost in melb.]

hehe nice...I got in the habit long time ago of listening to my guts about food, so when they say dont eat that shit no mo'...

:empathy:

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcTbQAGvDPD2TbmQLH6h4faDbw1hyaH R7YxjJg&usqp=CAU1wQ_AUoAnoECA4QAg&biw=412&bih=722#imgrc=8mlFSVcP80cSaM

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:humpday:

[FBD]

:empathy:
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I fkn love beef jerky :wub:

[Goofy]

I finally have internet! :cheers:

Crazy storms here last night, lot of flooding! Phones/internet werent working when i got into work this morning - called our provider, apparently one of their network substations was under water :lol:

Ive never seen a storm like that over here - thunder, lightening and crazy heavy rainfall. The rain woke me up in the middle of the night it was battering off the window so hard! Only other time ive seen a storm like that was in Bulgaria.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I finally have internet! :cheers:

Crazy storms here last night, lot of flooding! Phones/internet werent working when i got into work this morning - called our provider, apparently one of their network substations was under water :lol:

Ive never seen a storm like that over here - thunder, lightening and crazy heavy rainfall. The rain woke me up in the middle of the night it was battering off the window so hard! Only other time ive seen a storm like that was in Bulgaria.

Do you live in Kazakhstan or something? :-s

[Goofy]

Do you live in Kazakhstan or something? :-s
S'very nice! :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3292906317396332&id=100000309881413&sfnsn=scwspmo&extid=51OFg7t3JsEneBOm&d=n&vh=i

One of my mates posted this on facebook

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Maybe they shouldn't park their cars in a river [-(

[Goofy]

Maybe they shouldn't park their cars in a river [-(
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :-s

[Goofy]

What? :-s
:slap:

Lightening in Perth last night, pretty cool pics - https://www.facebook.com/100013422459508/posts/1017497005374372/?sfnsn=scwspmo&extid=SJf21iJq46R4oED5

[Goofy]

25C here atm with 80% humidity........ i'm sure i used to live in Scotland :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

25C here atm with 80% humidity........ i'm sure i used to live in Scotland :-k

Must be nice :|

It was 36C here yesterday, 8% humidity, and it hasn't rained in 2 months :|

[FBD]

8% humidity

:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

It's awful...dry and cracked hands, bloody noses, at least 3 major forest fires burning in the state, the whole state is just a tinder box waiting to burn.

[Goofy]

We've got plenty spare water atm :-k There must be around a gallon of waterlike substance on my balls right now :oops:

[Pony]

It's awful...dry and cracked hands, bloody noses, at least 3 major forest fires burning in the state, the whole state is just a tinder box waiting to burn.

At least it's a dry heat.









:outtahere:

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[lost in melb.]

Blah :|

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcQ8ER-zEf5GqeDxujpmStLTEBFpy61y3oFnEQ&usqp=CAU

[Goofy]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcQ8ER-zEf5GqeDxujpmStLTEBFpy61y3oFnEQ&usqp=CAU
Red bull :ok:

97% humidity here right now....... has Scotland been moved to the amazon rain forest? :|

[lost in melb.]

Red bull :ok:

97% humidity here right now....... has Scotland been moved to the amazon rain forest? :|

I'm reading it, but I don't believe it! :shock:

[Goofy]

I'm reading it, but I don't believe it! :shock:
https://imgur.com/a/UqHqt8j

Dropped a bit

[Teh One Who Knocks]

At least it's a dry heat.









:outtahere:

:beatdown:

Smoke form the multiple fires is bad now, stand outside and it smells like you're right next to it. :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/0wDXhx7.jpg

[Goofy]

:beatdown:

Smoke form the multiple fires is bad now, stand outside and it smells like you're right next to it. :|
:fire:

https://i.imgur.com/0wDXhx7.jpg
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[FBD]

:hand: its saturday already

[Goofy]

Sofaking tired :yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sofaking tired :yawn:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Could be friday :-k

[Goofy]

Only 92% humidity today! :woot:









:|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[Pony]

Only 92% humidity today! :woot:









:|

Lance stole your other 8%

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Lance stole your other 8%

It's 17% humidity here right now :hand:

Only because the sun isn't up yet :|

[Goofy]

It's 17% humidity here right now :hand:

Only because the sun isn't up yet :|
82% here now....... did you steal some? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's down to 11% here now :hand:

[Goofy]

It's down to 11% here now :hand:
Hmmm......... :watching:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://i.imgur.com/WyBFnBtl.jpg

[Goofy]

Rookie numbers :hand:

[Goofy]

Only 77% now, my balls are no longer welded to my thighs! :woot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

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[FBD]

:lol:

[Goofy]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

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[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Less than a day until Monday morning! :cheers:

[FBD]

I got monday off :woot:

[Goofy]

How the fuck is it monday already? :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

How the fuck is it monday already? :|

:woot:

[Goofy]

:woot:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:

I'll only be here until about 10:30-ish anyways, have to go home early to take the wife to do the second part of her procedure from a couple of weeks ago.

[Goofy]

Part-timer :shakehead:

[Pony]

Part-timer :shakehead:

Hey, getting a manicure on her other hand it a valid reason to leave early.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Part-timer :shakehead:

At 10:30 I'll have already been here for 7.5 hours...my half day is longer than your full day :hand:


Hey, getting a manicure on her other hand it a valid reason to leave early.

:-s

[Pony]

At 10:30 I'll have already been here for 7.5 hours...my half day is longer than your full day :hand:



:-s

You said second half of a procedure, I just assumed.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You said second half of a procedure, I just assumed.

:fire:

[Goofy]

At 10:30 I'll have already been here for 7.5 hours...my half day is longer than your full day :hand:


:violin:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:violin:

I'm like the US Army, I do more before 5 AM than you do all day :hand:

[Goofy]

I'm like the US Army, I do more before 5 AM than you do all day :hand:
:rofl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:rofl:

The truth hurts [-(

[Goofy]

The truth hurts [-(
Yup, your delusions give me a good laugh though :rofl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yup, your delusions give me a good laugh though :rofl:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:beatdown:
You hit like a sissy girl too :giggle:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You hit like a sissy girl too :giggle:

Takes one to know one :hand:

[Goofy]

Takes one to know one :hand:
:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

[-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[-(

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:monday:


Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I wish it was Monday again :sad2:

[Goofy]

I wish it was Monday again :sad2:
:fire:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That was uncalled for [-(

[Goofy]

That was uncalled for [-(
:-k












:acid:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:umno:

[FBD]

I wish it was Monday again :sad2:

It is for me :dance:

[Goofy]

:umno:
Um-yes!!! :beatdown:

It is for me :dance:
Me too :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:umno:

[Goofy]

:umno:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Always the same with the violence from you :facepalm:

[Goofy]

:lurk:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lurk:

:watching:

[Goofy]

:watching:

:theyareontome:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You can run but you can't hide [-(

[Goofy]

You can run but you can't hide [-(

Pfffft, i can't run :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Pfffft, i can't run :hand:

So....what can you do? :-s

[Goofy]

So....what can you do? :-s

Things........... and stuff [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Things........... and stuff [-(

:liar:

[Goofy]

[-(

[lost in melb.]

Things........... and stuff [-(

Push ups under a jacked up automobile :-k

[Goofy]

Push ups under a jacked up automobile :-k

Unlikely :-k



Also - :monday: Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:humpday:

[Goofy]

:humpday:
:stfu:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All downhill to the weekend now...and then, MONDAY MORNING! :cheers:

[Goofy]

All downhill to the weekend now...and then, MONDAY MORNING! :cheers:
:fire:


I might actually not work this saturday :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yes you will :-s

[Goofy]

Yes you will :-s
Ive worked the last 5 saturdays :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And you had 3 months off work, so what's your point? :-s

[Goofy]

And you had 3 months off work, so what's your point? :-s
My point is this - :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Griffin]

Mowed the MIL yard earlier, now I'm kicked back sippin this.

https://coralvillecourier.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54ff4c2f888330240a47a247f200c-pi

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
:snapout:

Mowed the MIL yard earlier, now I'm kicked back sippin this.

https://coralvillecourier.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54ff4c2f888330240a47a247f200c-pi
Is that peach whisky? :-s

[Griffin]

yepp

[Goofy]

yepp

Sounds.......... strange :lol:

[Goofy]

:yawn:


Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Feels like it should be Friday. :-k

[Goofy]

Feels like it should be Friday. :-k
Yup :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

We're so busy now, and it just isn't slowing down. I only missed about 3-1/2 hours on Monday to take the wife to the doctor but it feels like I missed a whole week with all the paperwork piled up on my desk. :|

[Goofy]

We're so busy now, and it just isn't slowing down. I only missed about 3-1/2 hours on Monday to take the wife to the doctor but it feels like I missed a whole week with all the paperwork piled up on my desk. :|
I know the feeling - we've been swamped for the last 5 or 6 weeks now, every time i think i'm on top of things another "rush" job appears from one of the dealerships :| Id actually prefer to come in and work this saturday but i've already said i'd help my uncle out up at my grans house (long story short - we're converting her downstairs living room into a bedroom due to her mobility problems).


As i said earlier........ blah :|


:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[lost in melb.]

:tumble:

Oh, don't I count? [-(

Ok

:coat:

[Goofy]

:tumble:
:slap:

Oh, don't I count? [-(

Ok

:coat:
No :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Oh, don't I count? [-(

Ok

:coat:

Did you make a post in this thread before mine? :-s

That's what I thought :beatdown:


:slap:

:snapout:


No :slap:

:thumbsup:

[Goofy]

:freakout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:freakout:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:bounce:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:bounce:

:snapout:

[lost in melb.]

Oh, don't I count? [-(

Ok

:coat:


:slap:

No :slap:


:freakout:

Run all you want...Karma is coming for you :watching:


https://static3.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/Great-Scott-Doc-Browns-Best-Back-to-the-Future-Inventions-Explained.jpg

[lost in melb.]

Did you make a post in this thread before mine? :-s

That's what I thought :beatdown:


:thumbsup:



And you're completely past help [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Run all you want...Karma is coming for you :watching:

Isn't she a stripper down at the Paper Tiger? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And you're completely past help [-(

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Is it hometime yet? :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Is it hometime yet? :|

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:23 AM.

[FBD]

Isn't she a stripper down at the Paper Tiger? :-k

:lol: yeah and you never know when that bitch will pop up and say hi, either

[Goofy]

Run all you want...Karma is coming for you :watching:


https://static3.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/Great-Scott-Doc-Browns-Best-Back-to-the-Future-Inventions-Explained.jpg
Isn't she a stripper down at the Paper Tiger? :-k
:lol: yeah and you never know when that bitch will pop up and say hi, either

Karma's a chameleon [-(

[lost in melb.]

:beatdown:

:hills:

[lost in melb.]

Well, that was fun. Night peeps :yawn:

[FBD]

rest well bro!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well, that was fun. Night peeps :yawn:

It's not even noon yet :-s

[Goofy]

:monday:


Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woot:

[Goofy]

:woot:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Always the same with you :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
:agreed:


Pishing down with rain today :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What's "rain"? :confused:

[Goofy]

What's "rain"? :confused:
Wet stuff that's been falling from the sky the last 12 hours or so :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Stuff falls from the sky? That's crazy talk [-(

[Goofy]

Stuff falls from the sky? That's crazy talk [-(
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Wet stuff falling from the sky...such a numpty :rofl:

[Goofy]

Wet stuff falling from the sky...such a numpty :rofl:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ffs:

[Goofy]

:ffs:
:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

There's nothing but smoke and ash in the sky :nono:

[Goofy]

You got wildfires?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

Half the state has been on fire for over a month. I've posted about it multiple times in various threads.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://kdvr.com/news/local/live-updates-latest-details-on-the-4-major-wildfires-in-colorado/

[Goofy]

:oops:

I went googling, 2nd worst fires in Colorado history :shock: How close are they to you?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Most are far enough away from the city, but we're getting all the smoke because of the way the wind blows. It's not recommended to be outside because the air quality is so bad. And stuff here in the city get coated with thin layers of dust/ash from the fires.

[FBD]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/VEUizDWJcUIsFGRvdL/giphy.gif

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's almost exactly what it's like around here. Hasn't rained in months and the smoke just hangs in the air.

[Goofy]

:suicide:

[lost in melb.]

:suicide:

Hump day :woot:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:humpday:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:humpday:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:humpday:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:humpday:

[Goofy]

:suicide2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:humpday:.

[Goofy]

:suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:humpday:

[Goofy]

:yawn: i wanna go home :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn: i wanna go home :|

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:50 AM.

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
:agreed:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

How is it only Thursday? :|

[Goofy]

How is it only Thursday? :|
Ive no idea, one week just seems to merge into the next at the moment :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah :|

[FBD]

at the moment :|

:hand: nobody's ever been able to prove its not right now, always

[Goofy]

:hand: nobody's ever been able to prove its not right now, always
Prove this!! :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Always acting out violently :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Always acting out violently :facepalm:
:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

:nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have SO MUCH work today and I just have zero ambition. I am completely burned out right now. :|

[Goofy]

I have SO MUCH work today and I just have zero ambition. I am completely burned out right now. :|
Holiday time :ok:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's August :-s

[Goofy]

It's August :-s
And? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And? :-kThere's no holidays in August :slap:

[lost in melb.]

There's no holidays in August :slap:

Demand one! :hitler:



https://contestimg.wish.com/api/webimage/5ecf9fcfbce48569b8811028-large.jpg?cache_buster=9949e212a3d51c7ef3725d41caa 9d805

[Goofy]

There's no holidays in August :slap:

Make one up then......... call it Lance Memorial week or something :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Demand one! :hitler:



https://contestimg.wish.com/api/webimage/5ecf9fcfbce48569b8811028-large.jpg?cache_buster=9949e212a3d51c7ef3725d41caa 9d805

With what? My 'white privilege'?


Make one up then......... call it Lance Memorial week or something :thumbsup:

Am I dead? :-s

[Goofy]

Am I dead? :-s

I dunno......... do you have a pulse? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I dunno......... do you have a pulse? :-k

Why would I have an EMP? :-s

[Goofy]

Why would I have an EMP? :-s
Extra Manure Particles help the vegetables grow :ok:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Extra Manure Particles help the vegetables grow :ok:

Numpty :shakehead:

[lost in melb.]

With what? My 'white privilege'?



It's the 'get your way' hat :)

[lost in melb.]

I'm officially signing out for the night :wave:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's the 'get your way' hat :)

They will accuse me of cultural appropriation :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm officially signing out for the night :wave:

Ciao :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

:tumble:
:lurk:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lurk::watching:

[Goofy]

:theyareontome:

[Goofy]

Soon be monday again :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Soon be monday again :|:woot:

[Goofy]

:woot:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown::facepalm:

[Goofy]

:monday:


:suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Happy Monday :)

[Pony]

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You're just as bad as Goof :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Happy Monday :)
:beatdown:

:slap:
Slap him harder Pony!!!! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Blah :|

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[lost in melb.]

Blah :|


Blah :|

Blah :rimshot:

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
:hi5:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
:agreed:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
I AGREE!!!!!! :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:dance2: