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KevinD
03-19-2011, 03:38 AM
Yeah as you may have noticed, I'm not sporting a sig here yet. Don't feel the need for one really.

ocelot
03-19-2011, 03:42 AM
More of nudist joint here?

KevinD
03-19-2011, 03:49 AM
Eh...Oh, I get it..no sig=nude, lol A bit slow tonight, on my 6th bourbon and coke. Plan on having about 6 more too...lol

ocelot
03-19-2011, 03:55 AM
Excellent. I ran out of beer. Will need to move on to whiskey. I think I have an unopened bottle of Redbreast somewhere around here.

KevinD
03-19-2011, 04:04 AM
Darn, ran out of bourbon (Willets hand barreled 15 yo) switched to my backup: 40 Creek, Canadian blended iirc.

ocelot
03-19-2011, 04:18 AM
Life is hard.

Alright folks. It's time for a nightcap and an episode of The Youngs Ones and I'm off to bed. Will check in soon.

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 10:56 AM
:morning:

Goofy
03-19-2011, 11:22 AM
:yawn: I feel a lazy day is in order today

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 11:28 AM
Howdy mate :bananahi:

Hangover today?

Goofy
03-19-2011, 11:33 AM
Lance :wave: Not feeling too bad tbh, got home at a reasonable hour complete with fish and chips........ food always helps to nullify the hangover :lol: Got a couple of winners on the horses so the day didn't cost me much either :)

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 11:34 AM
I want some fish and chips :sad2:

Sapphire
03-19-2011, 11:35 AM
Morning :wavey:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 11:36 AM
Sapph :wavey:

How are ya?

Foxdana
03-19-2011, 11:37 AM
My daughter has just told me she is going to be a fishertarian, not eat fish!! Her words!!

Goofy
03-19-2011, 11:39 AM
I want some fish and chips :sad2:

They were awesome too, best chip shop in Perth - Holdgates :D


Morning :wavey:

Morning Saph :hug:


My daughter has just told me she is going to be a fishertarian, not eat fish!! Her words!!

More for me! :banana:

Goofy
03-19-2011, 11:39 AM
brb, need coffee

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 11:40 AM
My daughter has just told me she is going to be a fishertarian, not eat fish!! Her words!!

:lol: Nice


They were awesome too, best chip shop in Perth - Holdgates :D

:beatdown:


I haven't had decent fish and chips since I left New England :(

Jezter
03-19-2011, 11:56 AM
I have just felt and witnessed something I never thought I would here in Finland. An earthquake. A tiny one, but still strong enough for me to feel, hear and see. Wow. :D

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 12:01 PM
It's the end of the world coming, nothing to worry about :tup:

Foxdana
03-19-2011, 12:02 PM
I have just felt and witnessed something I never thought I would here in Finland. An earthquake. A tiny one, but still strong enough for me to feel, hear and see. Wow. :D

A bit disconcerting isn't it!

Jezter
03-19-2011, 12:06 PM
It's the end of the world coming, nothing to worry about :tup:
Yea, why worry cuz we are all going to die anyway. :D

A bit disconcerting isn't it!
Yea, a bit weird for that to happen here..and it was very local too. It was not felt in Helsinki area at all and where I live, is very close to Helsinki...

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 12:11 PM
Yea, why worry cuz we are all going to die anyway. :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eyFiClAzq8

Foxdana
03-19-2011, 12:12 PM
Yea, why worry cuz we are all going to die anyway. :D

Yea, a bit weird for that to happen here..and it was very local too. It was not felt in Helsinki area at all and where I live, is very close to Helsinki...

We had one a couple of years ago strong enough to shake the house. The kids come running out and asked what I was doing to cause it!!

Jezter
03-19-2011, 12:15 PM
We had one a couple of years ago strong enough to shake the house. The kids come running out and asked what I was doing to cause it!!

"Oh nothing to worry kids...momma just found the joys of her new rabbitdeluxemegapulse-vibrator..." :mrgreen: :D

Jezter
03-19-2011, 12:17 PM
The funny thing is I told my friend yesterday that I will sleep so hard the Moon will get a new crater. Now I can send him a message that I slept so hard that the earth moved. :lol:

Pony
03-19-2011, 12:18 PM
Maybe it is the end of days, We just had a rare quake about an hour southeast of here.


Youngstown, OH --

A minor earthquake of magnitude 2.6 has rattled part of northeast Ohio.

The Ohio Seismic Network says the 6:53 a.m. Thursday quake was centered on the west side of Youngstown and could be felt several miles away. No injuries or damage were reported.

Coordinator Mike Hansen with the Seismic Network says the quake was the first recorded in Youngstown.

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 12:18 PM
The funny thing is I told my friend yesterday that I will sleep so hard the Moon will get a new crater. Now I can send him a message that I slept so hard that the earth moved. :lol:

It's the Super Moon this weekend causing it :nono:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 12:19 PM
Maybe it is the end of days, We just had a rare quake about an hour southeast of here.

:shock:

:hills:

Foxdana
03-19-2011, 12:22 PM
"Oh nothing to worry kids...momma just found the joys of her new rabbitdeluxemegapulse-vibrator..." :mrgreen: :D

:huh: Thats my little secret!


The funny thing is I told my friend yesterday that I will sleep so hard the Moon will get a new crater. Now I can send him a message that I slept so hard that the earth moved. :lol:

Too bad you weren't sleeping with someone and could actually use that line!! :mrgreen:

Foxdana
03-19-2011, 12:24 PM
It's the Super Moon this weekend causing it :nono:

The moon is very much brighter than normal, just not a lot bigger.

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 12:27 PM
The moon is very much brighter than normal, just not a lot bigger.

Because it's super :tup:

Foxdana
03-19-2011, 12:30 PM
Because it's super :tup:

http://deathby1000papercuts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Super-Moon.jpg

Jezter
03-19-2011, 12:31 PM
Maybe it is the end of days, We just had a rare quake about an hour southeast of here.
Dude, that is very strange...ours was about the same magnitude, slightly stronger. It is the end of days.

:huh: Thats my little secret!



Too bad you weren't sleeping with someone and could actually use that line!! :mrgreen:
I'll use it on you to convince you to do the bodypaint. :D 8-)

Because it's super :tup:
It's faaaabulous! :gay:

Foxdana
03-19-2011, 12:38 PM
I'll use it on you to convince you to do the bodypaint. :D 8-)



:tup: This, I could work with!

Jezter
03-19-2011, 12:41 PM
:tup: This, I could work with!

See? I knew this can be made the fun way. ;)

Southern Belle
03-19-2011, 12:44 PM
Morning!

Foxdana
03-19-2011, 12:47 PM
See? I knew this can be made the fun way. ;)

:agreed: 8-) It just takes a round about way to look at things!

Southern Belle
03-19-2011, 12:49 PM
It's pretty freaky that there have been so many earthquakes lately:shock:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 12:49 PM
Morning Belle :hi:


No earthquakes in Colorado...everyone can come here to be safe :thumbsup:

Jezter
03-19-2011, 12:50 PM
:agreed: 8-) It just takes a round about way to look at things!
Im expert at looking at things that way. :D

It's pretty freaky that there have been so many earthquakes lately:shock:

Yea, and to have one here where they are about as exotic as ice in Sahara.

Pony
03-19-2011, 12:50 PM
Dude, that is very strange...ours was about the same magnitude, slightly stronger. It is the end of days.



Yea, in all my years I can only remember 3 other small quakes here in Ohio. Can't help but wonder if it's related to the quake in Japan....

Jezter
03-19-2011, 12:51 PM
Morning Belle :hi:


No earthquakes in Colorado...everyone can come here to be safe :thumbsup:
But it's full of americans, it's not safe. :lol: And avalanches. And not the sucky hockey club. :P

Goofy
03-19-2011, 12:52 PM
There was even an earthquake in Scotland a couple of months ago :)

Jezter
03-19-2011, 12:52 PM
Yea, in all my years I can only remember 3 other small quakes here in Ohio. Can't help but wonder if it's related to the quake in Japan....

I think that is the only explanation. I mean, surely the plates have to move an adjust since they moved so heavily in the Japan quake. Mother Nature just fixing things the way she wants.

Goofy
03-19-2011, 12:52 PM
Hi Belle! :hug: Hows things?

Southern Belle
03-19-2011, 12:52 PM
:hand: too close to California to make me feel safe.
We had a mild one in the 90s. There was a noise that sounded like an explosion and the quake rattled chandeliers and stuff.

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 12:54 PM
brb, need coffee

Where did you go for that coffee? Columbia? :-s

Goofy
03-19-2011, 12:55 PM
Where did you go for that coffee? Columbia? :-s

Obviously, thats where the best stuff is :hand:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 12:56 PM
But it's full of americans, it's not safe. :lol: And avalanches. And not the sucky hockey club. :P

:gtfo:

*scratches Jez off the list of "People To Save"*


:hand: too close to California to make me feel safe.
We had a mild one in the 90s. There was a noise that sounded like an explosion and the quake rattled chandeliers and stuff.

I'm 1000 miles away from the west coast :-s

Jezter
03-19-2011, 12:58 PM
:gtfo:

*scratches Jez off the list of "People To Save"*

:( :sad2:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 01:01 PM
:( :sad2:

It's your own fault :hand:

Pony
03-19-2011, 01:03 PM
I think that is the only explanation. I mean, surely the plates have to move an adjust since they moved so heavily in the Japan quake. Mother Nature just fixing things the way she wants.

Yep, That seems to make more sense than "The Moon did it" :mrgreen:

Pony
03-19-2011, 01:05 PM
:( :sad2:

It's OK bud, Apparently Lance had decided to weather the apocalypse at home, that means a spot has opened up in my self-sustaining underground bunker. What can you bring to the table?

Southern Belle
03-19-2011, 01:08 PM
Hi Belle! :hug: Hows things?

Pretty good considering I got home yesterday evening to find a note on the door saying my gas is cut off.
How are you?

Jezter
03-19-2011, 01:08 PM
It's OK bud, Apparently Lance had decided to weather the apocalypse at home, that means a spot has opened up in my self-sustaining underground bunker. What can you bring to the table?

187cm of not-so-lean, not-so-mean, tower of power and survival skills of a Viking. Im prepared for nuclear winter cuz that is my regular winter. I kill with my bare hands and eat raw meat. RaaWr!

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 01:10 PM
Yep, That seems to make more sense than "The Moon did it" :mrgreen:

It's the Super Moon :x


It's OK bud, Apparently Lance had decided to weather the apocalypse at home, that means a spot has opened up in my self-sustaining underground bunker. What can you bring to the table?

I have Cheyenne Mountain here, it's much safer :hand:

RBP
03-19-2011, 01:24 PM
Morning all. :hi:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 01:26 PM
Pretty good considering I got home yesterday evening to find a note on the door saying my gas is cut off.
How are you?

That sucks Belle :(


Morning all. :hi:

RBP :wavey:

Goofy
03-19-2011, 01:28 PM
Pretty good considering I got home yesterday evening to find a note on the door saying my gas is cut off.
How are you?

No gas? :wha: I actually had a bit of gas myself this morning :oops:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 01:39 PM
No gas? :wha: I actually had a bit of gas myself this morning :oops:

:groan:

Pony
03-19-2011, 01:45 PM
Much safer my ass. [-(


We'll see who's still around after Anubis or the replicators come through the gate and kill or enslave everyone in the mountain.

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 01:46 PM
I'll bury the Gate :hand:

Pony
03-19-2011, 01:53 PM
Then they'll come in ships and I think we both know what the first target will be.

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 01:58 PM
Ohio :thumbsup:

Pony
03-19-2011, 02:03 PM
:shock:

Naw, that won't happen, they'll take one look and see that nuking us from space would be an improvement. The worst they could do is nothing. :mrgreen:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 02:10 PM
The base at Cheyenne Mountain has been decomissioned, so I will be safe there....and 'll send the Gate to Wright-Patterson and then you'll be the target :nana:

Pony
03-19-2011, 02:10 PM
Time to run some errands BBL

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 02:11 PM
Later Pony :bye:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 03:23 PM
My feet are cold :|

RBP
03-19-2011, 03:35 PM
put on socks :-s

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 03:36 PM
I have them on already [-(

RBP
03-19-2011, 03:37 PM
put on more socks :-s

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 03:40 PM
How many more? :-s

RBP
03-19-2011, 03:40 PM
I'm out for a bit. adios amigos. have fun. :wavey:

RBP
03-19-2011, 03:42 PM
one more on each foot then wait. if warm, add no more socks. if still chilled, ad one more sock to each foot. rinse, repeat. :tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 03:52 PM
That sounds complicated :(

MrsM
03-19-2011, 04:13 PM
Checking in - how's things?

Godfather
03-19-2011, 04:26 PM
What should I have for breakfast :-k

Pony
03-19-2011, 04:31 PM
Skip it, it's almost lunchtime anyway.

minz
03-19-2011, 04:33 PM
For such a busy day is gone remarkably smoothly so far. :-k Only 2 hours till home time :mrgreen:

minz
03-19-2011, 04:34 PM
Flying visit whilst I've got a minute :wave:

MrsM
03-19-2011, 04:35 PM
Hi Minz :wave:

Jezter
03-19-2011, 05:07 PM
What should I have for breakfast :-k
Bacon.

Skip it, it's almost lunchtime anyway.

Bacon still applies. Or maybe double Bacon with Bacon on top. :tup:

minz
03-19-2011, 08:04 PM
Did I say 2 hours till home time? make that 4 I just got home :(

RBP
03-19-2011, 08:06 PM
HI Minzy - another long day! :hug:

MrsM
03-19-2011, 08:07 PM
:hug: poor Minz - at least you are home now :)

Hal-9000
03-19-2011, 08:38 PM
Did I say 2 hours till home time? make that 4 I just got home :(

sounds like you need a mail order bride/husband/stayathome service.

I'll sit at your place all day and watch Oprah and eat bon bons, while you work your 12 hours days.
Then, when you get home I'll greet you at the door wearing only a French Maid outfit and I'll make you a fine dinner of toast and cereal.. while massaging your shoulders and borrowing your credit card :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 08:41 PM
Bacon.


Bacon still applies. Or maybe double Bacon with Bacon on top. :tup:

I like the way you think :tup:

minz
03-19-2011, 08:47 PM
Bacon egg and cheese :tup: (With a dippy egg)

minz
03-19-2011, 08:49 PM
sounds like you need a mail order bride/husband/stayathome service.

I'll sit at your place all day and watch Oprah and eat bon bons, while you work your 12 hours days.
Then, when you get home I'll greet you at the door wearing only a French Maid outfit and I'll make you a fine dinner of toast and cereal.. while massaging your shoulders and borrowing your credit card :thumbsup:

I quite like the sound of some of that, when can you start? :mrgreen:

Hal-9000
03-19-2011, 08:51 PM
Why as soon as you send the plane tickets and traveling money :thumbsup:

minz
03-19-2011, 08:55 PM
Why as soon as you send the plane tickets and traveling money :thumbsup:

OK, but the post has to be open to negotiation too, you would need to be flexable :lol: ;)

Hal-9000
03-19-2011, 09:04 PM
I can bend over with straight legs and put my knuckles on the floor :face:







and grunt, scratch my ass and eat bananas too :lol:

minz
03-19-2011, 09:06 PM
I can bend over with straight legs and put my knuckles on the floor :face:







and grunt, scratch my ass and eat bananas too :lol:

Not quite what I had in mind :-k

Hal-9000
03-19-2011, 09:09 PM
:wavey:


http://i.imgur.com/96lnk.gif

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 09:11 PM
Ahhhhhh....nice hot shower

Hal-9000
03-19-2011, 09:18 PM
Ahhhhhh....nice hot shower

I forgot to post this last month :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/vFk9C.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 09:19 PM
I forgot to post this last month :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/vFk9C.jpg

:slap:

Hal-9000
03-19-2011, 09:23 PM
:hug: poor Minz - at least you are home now :)

HEY YOU!

I filed my taxes online last weekend and the Gub owes me 225 bucks!!
Where's my check??!!! :x :x

Hal-9000
03-19-2011, 09:24 PM
:slap:

WHAAAA?

It's a Rockwell original classic :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 09:24 PM
HEY YOU!

I filed my taxes online last weekend and the Gub owes me 225 bucks!!
Where's my check??!!! :x :x

I got $2500 back :)

Hal-9000
03-19-2011, 09:27 PM
I got $2500 back :)

2500??

Is that from claiming your 18 illegitimate heirs from various points across the country? :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 09:30 PM
2500??

Is that from claiming your 18 illegitimate heirs from various points across the country? :lol:

Nope, I claim 0 dependents plus have additional money withheld from my check to make sure that I don't owe anything at the end of the year. In the US, the more dependents you claim, the less they withhold from your pay and the less you will get back at the end of the year (or you could end up owing...a lot).

RBP
03-19-2011, 09:32 PM
SWIM allegedly owes the IRS about 60k 8-[

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 09:34 PM
SWIM allegedly owes the IRS about 60k 8-[

Small Women In Mankinis? :-k

RBP
03-19-2011, 09:35 PM
Someone Who Isn't Me 8-[

Hal-9000
03-19-2011, 09:36 PM
I donate a small amount of money to a charity and donate a small amount to a mutual fund...which goes up and down more than the bride's panties on her wedding night...so that's the only break I get.
My company is usually spot on with their deductions and I have nothing else to claim as expense.I'm probably the most simple tax situation in the world :lol:

I went to the trouble of claiming some of my medical one year...when I got all of the receipts together..dentists, endodontists, doctors, xray specialists, oral surgeons, neurologists, chiro, massage, TMD specialists....
I had 62 various appointments in one calendar year.There are only 52 weeks in a year.I literally shed a tear compiling what turned out to be a relatively small deduction when finished...and vowed never to do that with
medical again. :sad2:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 09:37 PM
Someone Who Isn't Me 8-[

*phones IRS enforcement division*

RBP
03-19-2011, 09:37 PM
Hey I passed 2000. go me. :)

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 09:39 PM
I donate a small amount of money to a charity and donate a small amount to a mutual fund...which goes up and down more than the bride's panties on her wedding night...so that's the only break I get.
My company is usually spot on with their deductions and I have nothing else to claim as expense.I'm probably the most simple tax situation in the world :lol:

I went to the trouble of claiming some of my medical one year...when I got all of the receipts together..dentists, endodontists, doctors, xray specialists, oral surgeons, neurologists, chiro, massage, TMD specialists....
I had 62 various appointments in one calendar year.There are only 52 weeks in a year.I literally shed a tear compiling what turned out to be a relatively small deduction when finished...and vowed never to do that with
medical again. :sad2:

Ah, I forgot about that....I have an IRA account that I donate too, so I do get a deduction for that...makes a surprisingly big difference in the amount I get back as a refund.

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 09:39 PM
Hey I passed 2000. go me. :)

:cheers:

Hal-9000
03-19-2011, 09:42 PM
....I have an IRA account that I donate too...

:shock:



http://i.imgur.com/7glbr.jpg

RBP
03-19-2011, 09:42 PM
:cheers:

:woot: Only 7 people in the 2000+ club so far! I'm special. :)

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 09:43 PM
:shock:



http://i.imgur.com/7glbr.jpg

:spy:

Hal-9000
03-19-2011, 09:43 PM
:woot: Only 7 people in the 2000+ club so far! I'm special. :)


I have 3500, therefore more intelligence and worth are contained in my posts :thumbsup:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 09:44 PM
:woot: Only 7 people in the 2000+ club so far! I'm special. :)

:tup:

MrsM
03-19-2011, 09:45 PM
HEY YOU!

I filed my taxes online last weekend and the Gub owes me 225 bucks!!
Where's my check??!!! :x :x

didn't I tell you? anything under $300 gets transferred to my account for 1 month so I can get the interest. :)

minz
03-19-2011, 09:45 PM
I have 3500, therefore more intelligence and worth are contained in my posts :thumbsup:

:huh:

RBP
03-19-2011, 09:46 PM
I have 3500, therefore more intelligence and worth are contained in my posts :thumbsup:

:|

It's all about you Hal. :giggle:

Hal-9000
03-19-2011, 09:47 PM
didn't I tell you? anything under $300 gets transferred to my account for 1 month so I can get the interest. :)

you are part of the machine :lol:

ocelot
03-19-2011, 09:48 PM
Howdy All!

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 09:48 PM
didn't I tell you? anything under $300 gets transferred to my account for 1 month so I can get the interest. :)

I don't know what the interest rates are in Canada, but I'm only getting about 0.8% for a rate in my savings account. And that's pretty good for the US right now :huh:

Hal-9000
03-19-2011, 09:49 PM
:huh:

It's a long standing forum rule.Those people who have higher post counts, are automatically smarter and more worthwhile members :thumbsup:
People with lower post counts must grovel and try not to express their opinion in public, as it's frowned on and considered bad form when in the presence of veterans.

RBP
03-19-2011, 09:49 PM
Hiya Ocelot :hi:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 09:50 PM
Oce :wavey:

ocelot
03-19-2011, 09:50 PM
Savings? I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 09:50 PM
It's a long standing forum rule.Those people who have higher post counts, are automatically smarter and more worthwhile members :thumbsup:
People with lower post counts must grovel and try not to express their opinion in public, as it's frowned on and considered bad form when in the presence of veterans.

8-)

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 09:51 PM
Savings? I'm not sure what you're talking about.

I'm still learning, I'm not very good at it :oops:

minz
03-19-2011, 09:52 PM
It's a long standing forum rule.Those people who have higher post counts, are automatically smarter and more worthwhile members :thumbsup: .

And here's me thinking it meant that they just poured out more shit than anyone with a lower post count... silly me :mrgreen:

ocelot
03-19-2011, 09:54 PM
Hey lance & RBP. How's life in those easterly parts?

Goofy
03-19-2011, 09:54 PM
Ocelot! :cheerlead: How the hell you doing mate?

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 09:54 PM
And here's me thinking it meant that they just poured out more shit than anyone with a lower post count... silly me :mrgreen:

:slap:

ocelot
03-19-2011, 09:57 PM
I'm well. I actually slept more than 6 hours last night - the first time in months. Et tu?

MrsM
03-19-2011, 09:58 PM
you are part of the machine :lol:

Not Gov - but yes - part of the tax machine

RBP
03-19-2011, 09:58 PM
Good here.. bored stiff really :|

Goofy
03-19-2011, 09:58 PM
Fine here :thumbsup: Just about to sign off to watch the boxing, hope you've got the time to post regularly mate :tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 09:58 PM
Hey lance & RBP. How's life in those easterly parts?

Colorado isn't east [-(

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 09:59 PM
Good here.. bored stiff really :|

http://i.imgur.com/FcMhZ.gif

RBP
03-19-2011, 10:02 PM
http://i.imgur.com/FcMhZ.gif

thanks lala!! :dance:

minz
03-19-2011, 10:03 PM
:slap:

:hug: :mrgreen:

ocelot
03-19-2011, 10:03 PM
OK, I think I figured out multi-quoting.


Good here.. bored stiff really :|

I've never been aroused by boredom myself.


Fine here :thumbsup: Just about to sign off to watch the boxing, hope you've got the time to post regularly mate :tup:

Should be able to pop in from time-to-time.


Colorado isn't east [-(

Is too. Walk five miles west of Colorado and try to return without going east.

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 10:05 PM
:hug: :mrgreen:

[-(

minz
03-19-2011, 10:05 PM
[-(

OK, Name your price?

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 10:09 PM
I've never been aroused by boredom myself.

Maybe you aren't doing it right? :-k


Is too. Walk five miles west of Colorado and try to return without going east.

I can keep going west and eventually end up back in Colorado :nono:

minz
03-19-2011, 10:14 PM
Why am I not tired???

Hal-9000
03-19-2011, 10:15 PM
because tormenting me revitalizes something within you


:(

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 10:15 PM
OK, Name your price?

12 goats and a good harvest this fall

ocelot
03-19-2011, 10:16 PM
Maybe you aren't doing it right? :-k



I can keep going west and eventually end up back in Colorado :nono:

:shock: You can walk on water!

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 10:17 PM
:shock: You can walk on water!

8-)

minz
03-19-2011, 10:17 PM
12 goats and a good harvest this fall

Deal ......... You Men are easily bought :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 10:18 PM
Deal ......... You Men are easily bought :lol:

If the harvest is bad, it's off with your head :nono:

minz
03-19-2011, 10:19 PM
because tormenting me revitalizes something within you


:(

But sweet cheeks, you know you always torment the one you hold dear :hug:

ocelot
03-19-2011, 10:20 PM
OK. I'm out for the day. Still need to finish one more paper.

minz
03-19-2011, 10:20 PM
If the harvest is bad, it's off with your head :nono:

And if the harvest is good its off with...... never mind. :huh:

minz
03-19-2011, 10:21 PM
Bye Ocelot :wave:

RBP
03-19-2011, 10:22 PM
Later dude! :bye:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 10:23 PM
Later Oce :bye:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 10:24 PM
And if the harvest is good its off with...... never mind. :huh:

If the harvest is good, you are forgiven for insulting me :nono:

minz
03-19-2011, 10:28 PM
If the harvest is good, you are forgiven for insulting me :nono:

I apologise for being such a bitch tonight, I seem to have my naughty head on :shock:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 10:32 PM
Oh no, you aren't getting out of it that easy there missy [-(

minz
03-19-2011, 10:33 PM
Oh no, you aren't getting out of it that easy there missy [-(

OK, does that mean I can carry on being a bitch then? :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 10:36 PM
:facepalm:

minz
03-19-2011, 10:40 PM
Have you seen the size of the moon tonight? :huh:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 10:42 PM
It's not even 5 PM :-s

Hal-9000
03-19-2011, 10:42 PM
Have you seen the size of the moon tonight? :huh:

it's a full moon opposing my sign...I'm not supposed to look at it and avoid interacting with...anyone :lol:

minz
03-19-2011, 10:44 PM
It's not even 5 PM :-s

Just look at it when it appears Lance, I have to admit it looks very pretty :lol: if thats the right expression.

minz
03-19-2011, 10:45 PM
it's a full moon opposing my sign...I'm not supposed to look at it and avoid interacting with...anyone :lol:

But its all pretty.

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 10:48 PM
Just look at it when it appears Lance, I have to admit it looks very pretty :lol: if thats the right expression.

I'm pretty sure the moon can't change its size :-k

Hal-9000
03-19-2011, 10:50 PM
actually...what you're seeing is an optical illusion.The moon is much smaller that it appears.

take a digital camera and take a shot of the 'big' moon...it will show a considerably smaller, less impressive moon.

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 10:52 PM
actually...what you're seeing is an optical illusion.The moon is much smaller that it appears.

take a digital camera and take a shot of the 'big' moon...it will show a considerably smaller, less impressive moon.

I just took this photo :-s


http://i.imgur.com/OHVaQ.jpg

minz
03-19-2011, 10:53 PM
I'm pretty sure the moon can't change its size :-k

I found this smarty pants...


Super Moon: A Natural Phenomenon
The moon has an elliptical orbit, which makes full moons differ in size. When the moon is at its perigee, closest to earth, it’s approximately 31,000 miles closer to earth than when it’s in apogee, it’s farthest point. Geoff Chester, of the US Naval Observatory, calls Saturday’s lunar phenomenon a super perigee moon. Perigee moons are about 14% larger and 30% brighter than apogee ones.

http://www.suite101.com/content/full-super-moon-on-march-19-2011-astrologer-says-beware-a360199

Hal-9000
03-19-2011, 10:54 PM
seems you caught another planet in your shot, not the moon :lol:


TURN AROUND!

Hal-9000
03-19-2011, 10:55 PM
I found this smarty pants...


Super Moon: A Natural Phenomenon
The moon has an elliptical orbit, which makes full moons differ in size. When the moon is at its perigee, closest to earth, it’s approximately 31,000 miles closer to earth than when it’s in apogee, it’s farthest point. Geoff Chester, of the US Naval Observatory, calls Saturday’s lunar phenomenon a super perigee moon. Perigee moons are about 14% larger and 30% brighter than apogee ones.

http://www.suite101.com/content/full-super-moon-on-march-19-2011-astrologer-says-beware-a360199

it's still an illusion :rolleyes: the moon is physically closer at some points in it's orbit, but when you see a giant moon (like a harvest moon in the fall) it's not really that big..

minz
03-19-2011, 10:56 PM
it's still an illusion :rolleyes: the moon is physically closer at some points in it's orbit, but when you see a giant moon (like a harvest moon in the fall) it's not really that big..

Its the same size it just looks bigger because its closer to the Earth.

minz
03-19-2011, 10:59 PM
Apparently its the biggest for almost 20 years.

Hal-9000
03-19-2011, 11:00 PM
Its the same size it just looks bigger because its closer to the Earth.

ummm..that is true :lol:

but the large moon people see is a result of oceans, atmosphere and the sun's rays all playing a trick on your eyes

for a test, take your cell phone out there now.Even if it takes crappy pictures it should reproduce the approximate size in the sky....go ahead, take a pic

minz
03-19-2011, 11:01 PM
ummm..that is true :lol:

but the large moon people see is a result of oceans, atmosphere and the sun's rays all playing a trick on your eyes

for a test, take your cell phone out there now.Even if it takes crappy pictures it should reproduce the approximate size in the sky....go ahead, take a pic

Do you know how cold it is outside tonight :(

Hal-9000
03-19-2011, 11:02 PM
then read this instead :lol:


http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2005/20jun_moonillusion/

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 11:03 PM
ummm..that is true :lol:

but the large moon people see is a result of oceans, atmosphere and the sun's rays all playing a trick on your eyes

for a test, take your cell phone out there now.Even if it takes crappy pictures it should reproduce the approximate size in the sky....go ahead, take a pic

http://i.imgur.com/v38QE.jpg

:-s

RBP
03-19-2011, 11:04 PM
http://i.imgur.com/HE8Wj.jpg

DemonGeminiX
03-19-2011, 11:05 PM
http://i.imgur.com/v38QE.jpg

:-s

[-(

Where are the howling wolves?

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 11:05 PM
[-(

Where are the howling wolves?

There's no wolves :nono:

DemonGeminiX
03-19-2011, 11:07 PM
There's no wolves :nono:

But the wolves make the t-shirt magical. They said so on the Amazon review.

[-(

minz
03-19-2011, 11:08 PM
[-(

Where are the howling wolves?

Apparently its not the howling wolves you need to worry about :huh: :hills:[
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klAGvZ4xnVc&feature=fvst

:lmao:

minz
03-19-2011, 11:09 PM
http://i.imgur.com/HE8Wj.jpg

Somebody had to...

RBP
03-19-2011, 11:12 PM
:dance:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 11:13 PM
:dance:

Settle down :slap:

RBP
03-19-2011, 11:15 PM
Settle down :slap:

:|

If I want any lip from you, I'll rattle my zipper. :x

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 11:22 PM
:|

If I want any lip from you, I'll rattle my zipper. :x

:stfu:

RBP
03-19-2011, 11:24 PM
:stfu:

:beatdown:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 11:26 PM
:beatdown:

:acid:

minz
03-19-2011, 11:28 PM
You two fight more than my boys :lol:

RBP
03-19-2011, 11:28 PM
:acid:

http://gfxlovers.com/smilies/imgs/violent/violent000.gif (http://gfxlovers.com/smilies)

RBP
03-19-2011, 11:29 PM
You two fight more than my boys :lol:

*rattles zipper*

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 11:36 PM
http://gfxlovers.com/smilies/imgs/violent/violent000.gif (http://gfxlovers.com/smilies)

:overkill:

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 11:36 PM
You two fight more than my boys :lol:

:x

RBP
03-19-2011, 11:37 PM
:overkill:

http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss235/Grimmjow1986/emoticons/NinjaKillingEmoticon.gif

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 11:41 PM
http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss235/Grimmjow1986/emoticons/NinjaKillingEmoticon.gif

Yeah, sorry, that's not better than a giant laser :hand:

minz
03-19-2011, 11:42 PM
I think its bed time and im sure you'll be glad to see the back of me tonight :lol: sweet dreams everyone :hug: xxx

Teh One Who Knocks
03-19-2011, 11:44 PM
Night Minz :bye:

RBP
03-20-2011, 12:04 AM
Yeah, sorry, that's not better than a giant laser :hand:

spurting blood > laser ashes

Teh One Who Knocks
03-20-2011, 12:08 AM
spurting blood > laser ashes

:axe:

I win :banana:

MrsM
03-20-2011, 12:21 AM
Good night Minz :wave:

Southern Belle
03-20-2011, 12:22 AM
I think its bed time and im sure you'll be glad to see the back of me tonight :lol: sweet dreams everyone :hug: xxx

Cool sig!

Southern Belle
03-20-2011, 12:36 AM
Smiley battle ftw!

RBP
03-20-2011, 12:59 AM
:axe:

I win :banana:

:|

You'll rue the day my friend!

KevinD
03-20-2011, 01:12 AM
http://i827.photobucket.com/albums/zz192/denistephenson/smileys/smiley%20fight/smileys.gif

KevinD
03-20-2011, 01:15 AM
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii269/theogrit/1sm258fight.gif

KevinD
03-20-2011, 01:17 AM
http://i827.photobucket.com/albums/zz192/denistephenson/smileys/smiley%20fight/MG_26.gif

Southern Belle
03-20-2011, 01:18 AM
:lol:

KevinD
03-20-2011, 01:18 AM
http://gi144.photobucket.com/groups/r174/ORA4P1AL9K/fight10.gif

RBP
03-20-2011, 01:34 AM
Birthday boy!

KevinD
03-20-2011, 01:36 AM
'tis himself!

RBP
03-20-2011, 01:47 AM
How is the party? :dance:

Southern Belle
03-20-2011, 01:52 AM
Nite peeps!

RBP
03-20-2011, 01:54 AM
Nite Hun

KevinD
03-20-2011, 02:00 AM
Night belle. Everyone is inside now, taking showers etc. May get out the board games and cards in a bit and go back outside. Have to party outside as father in law is still staying in our house (due to the county being a pita about the plumbing for his building) so for now, he sleeps in his powered recliner in the formal living room.

MrsM
03-20-2011, 02:02 AM
Nite peeps!

Good night Belle :wave:

MrsM
03-20-2011, 02:21 AM
Night all - heading to bed :wave:

RBP
03-20-2011, 02:22 AM
Night MrsM - sleep well hun. :bye:

MrsM
03-20-2011, 02:23 AM
Thx RBP - sweet dreams

Foxdana
03-20-2011, 02:30 AM
Goodnight MrsM!

Dr Death
03-20-2011, 02:34 AM
Hellooooooooooooooooo everybody! :wavey:

Foxdana
03-20-2011, 02:35 AM
Hey! DrD!!

Dr Death
03-20-2011, 02:36 AM
Hey! DrD!!*super hugz* Hiya foxy! How are you darlin?

Foxdana
03-20-2011, 02:40 AM
Really good! Long weekend again! How 'bout you?

Dr Death
03-20-2011, 02:41 AM
Not to bad here...doing laundry though...ugh!

Foxdana
03-20-2011, 02:48 AM
Yeah, don't love the laundry, need to do something fun, like the ironing!!

Dr Death
03-20-2011, 02:49 AM
Yeah, don't love the laundry, need to do something fun, like the ironing!!UGH! And why don't I do those dishes too while I'm at it...oh wait, don want tho have a fun overload! :lol:

Foxdana
03-20-2011, 02:51 AM
You need kids, that what their for! Pay them pocket money and they do the chores!!

Dr Death
03-20-2011, 02:58 AM
You need kids, that what their for! Pay them pocket money and they do the chores!!Got any for rent? ;)

Foxdana
03-20-2011, 02:59 AM
I'll give you one for free!!

Dr Death
03-20-2011, 03:04 AM
Can they take care of themselves? I have enough troble taking care of myself! :lol:

Foxdana
03-20-2011, 03:10 AM
Can they take care of themselves? I have enough troble taking care of myself! :lol:

Oh yeah! They can do everything! I just earn the money, do the shopping and taxi!! I think I'll leave them here and move in with you instead!! :lol:

Dr Death
03-20-2011, 03:29 AM
Oh yeah! They can do everything! I just earn the money, do the shopping and taxi!! I think I'll leave them here and move in with you instead!! :lol:OKIE DOKIE! :mrgreen:

Foxdana
03-20-2011, 03:35 AM
:naughty:

Dr Death
03-20-2011, 05:45 AM
:naughty:
So when can I expect to pick you up at the airport? :giggle:

Foxdana
03-20-2011, 05:49 AM
:idk: Whens good for you!! :D

Dr Death
03-20-2011, 05:59 AM
:idk: Whens good for you!! :DNow? :mrgreen:

Foxdana
03-20-2011, 06:05 AM
:usa: Here I come!!!!!

Dr Death
03-20-2011, 06:12 AM
:usa: Here I come!!!!!

I wish! :lol: I think we would have a blast! :tup:

Foxdana
03-20-2011, 06:17 AM
I wish! :lol: I think we would have a blast! :tup:

You are right, of course!! Perfect match!! :mrgreen:

Dr Death
03-20-2011, 06:19 AM
You are right, of course!! Perfect match!! :mrgreen:
Awe! :hug:

Foxdana
03-20-2011, 06:22 AM
:oops::D

Dr Death
03-20-2011, 06:29 AM
So do you have anything planned for your evening...(besides making all the boys swoon)?

Foxdana
03-20-2011, 06:31 AM
Quiet night with the kids watching the 3rd Nightmare on Elm Street!! How bout you?

Dr Death
03-20-2011, 06:39 AM
Quiet night with the kids watching the 3rd Nightmare on Elm Street!! How bout you?
I do love the Elm Street movies! :tup:

Foxdana
03-20-2011, 06:59 AM
I do love the Elm Street movies! :tup:

I still haven't seen the remake, we are working our way through them.

Jezter
03-20-2011, 07:13 AM
You are right, of course!! Perfect match!! :mrgreen:


Awe! :hug:


:oops::D
[Enable Barry White voice]Spring is the time of romance and falling in luuuuve they say.[/Enable Barry White voice]
:mrgreen:
You two are so cute. Like fluffy little kittens playing with eachothers tails! :lol:

Foxdana
03-20-2011, 07:18 AM
[Enable Barry White voice]Spring is the time of romance and falling in luuuuve they say.[/Enable Barry White voice]
:mrgreen:
You two are so cute. Like fluffy little kittens playing with eachothers tails! :lol:

I :lol:ed, a lot!!!:mrgreen: