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[Hal-9000]

The clays can be quite fun. Once you get proficient at clays, might I suggest downing a bottle of single malt, replacing the clays with golf balls and have at it mate.

:facepalm: another wacky injury story in the newspaper...comin right up

[Goofy]

I'm leaving early today to go home and masturbate :|





when the going gets tough, the tough pull out their members and wank :face:

:facepalm: :lol:


The clays can be quite fun. Once you get proficient at clays, might I suggest downing a bottle of single malt, replacing the clays with golf balls and have at it mate.

Sounds like fun :face:

[KevinD]

It is fun actually. I can honestly say I've only managed to hit one golf ball. Those suckers move out fast.

Oh and Hal...not talking about doing this in the backyard with novices (hence the "get proficient" part) and where Goof live, I would assume that most places to shoot clays would be at a range. The scotch was a joke only, I absolutely do not drinking and shooting.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

91.012% :|

[Goofy]

91.012% :|

Higher than me, i'm only at 80%.......... :sad2:

[Hal-9000]

drug addicts :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

drug addicts :hand:

:slap:

[Leefro]

I keep meaning to have a go at clay pigeon shooting but have never got round to it........ no handguns over here of course

Just double barrel shotguns :tup:

[Goofy]

drug addicts :hand:

I'm gonna shout at you........ right after i make another coffee and have a smoke [-(

[Goofy]

Just double barrel shotguns :tup:

:tup: Pretty hard to conceal them though for the bank job i have planned........

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tup: Pretty hard to conceal them though for the bank job i have planned........

I didn't know you were getting a job at a bank :-k

[Goofy]

I didn't know you were getting a job at a bank :-k

Neither do they :shifty:

[Hal-9000]

I'm gonna shout at you........ right after i make another coffee and have a smoke [-(

I'm leaving early today :dance: (remember, wank time?)

and when I'm gripping that little fucker and turning his head purple, I'll be thinking of you :)

[Leefro]

:tup: Pretty hard to conceal them though for the bank job i have planned........

Sawn off up the sleeve ;)

[Goofy]

I'm leaving early today :dance: (remember, wank time?)

and when I'm gripping that little fucker and turning his head purple, I'll be thinking of you :)

Fuckin hell man :lol:



Sawn off up the sleeve ;)

That might work :-k

[Hal-9000]

I'm a little angry...apologies


but not really! :dance:


time to roll, see ya

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Neither do they :shifty:

*phones Scotland Yard*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm a little angry...apologies


but not really! :dance:


time to roll, see ya

Must be nice to be rich :|

[Hal-9000]

You make more in one hour, than I do in a morning.....Mr Hughes :x

[Leefro]

*phones Scotland Yard*

You do know scotland yard is not where it says it is

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You do know scotland yard is not where it says it is

No, I had no idea :shock:













:sarcasm:

[Leefro]

Then there is no point in calling

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Because they would just hang up if I was reporting a bank robbery? Okay......

[Goofy]

*phones Scotland Yard*

Pfffft, like the Polis could stop me :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Pfffft, like the Polis could stop me :hand:

*phones the MI5 HQ*

[Leefro]

Because they would just hang up if I was reporting a bank robbery? Okay......

It would take them 12 hours to make it there and goof would be on the costa del sol

[Goofy]

*plants bomb in the MI5 HQ*

[Goofy]

It would take them 12 hours to make it there and goof would be on the costa del sol

:tup: Half pissed and rich as a rich bastard

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It would take them 12 hours to make it there and goof would be on the costa del sol

Because they wouldn't just call the local authorities instead? :-s


*plants bomb in the MI5 HQ*

Terrorist!!!!!!!!!!!! :hills:

[Leefro]

Because they wouldn't just call the local authorities instead? :-s



You obviously not heard what the call centres are like here ;)

[Leefro]

:tup: Half pissed and rich as a rich bastard

Knowing your luck lt would be owned by Brick Top

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Carrot Top's cousin? :-k

[Goofy]

Knowing your luck lt would be owned by Brick Top

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

[Leefro]

SNATCH ffs ;)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Carrot Top's cousin? :-k

[Goofy]

http://i.imgur.com/0FpZC.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That doesn't look like Carrot Top :-k

[Leefro]

That's the fella

[Goofy]

Great film....... loved his character too :lol: Orrible cant!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Carrot Top? :confused:

[Goofy]

Carrot Top's cousin? :-k


Carrot Top's cousin? :-k


That doesn't look like Carrot Top :-k


Carrot Top? :confused:

:ban:

[Leefro]

I don't praise Gingers

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ban:

Carrot Top isn't a member here, you can't ban him :roll:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't praise Gingers

She's praise-worthy ;)

http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?26231-Ossana-No-Limits-Femjoy NSFW

[Carrot Top]

Carrot Top isn't a member here, you can't ban him :roll:

:nono:

[Leefro]

Nice link but Red is not Ginger

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nono:

:ffs:

[Carrot Top]

I had to make a troll eventually :lol:

[Carrot Top]

Anyway, time for bed, later chaps :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Night mate :bye:

[Muddy]

I don't praise Gingers

Do you not like people with red hair?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Time to mosey :sadwavey:

[Leefro]

Do you not like people with red hair?

You have a dictionary handy ?

[Hal-9000]

Time for me to go on down the dusty trail too :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Friday at last :|

[RBP]

Good Morning Lance :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:faint:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sup RBP? :lol:

You're up early

[RBP]

I was expecting the THUD smiley :lol:

I was up until after 2 and woke up at 5. :idk:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I hate days like that :wha:

It usually happens the opposite to me...I'll be beat down tired and go to bed extra early to try and catch up on some sleep....and then I wake up 2 or 3 hours early and won't be able to fall back asleep

[RBP]

Yup... now I am wide awake and oddly wired :shock:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Drink lotsa coffee and energy drinks :tup:

[RBP]

Do you suppose there will be napping involved? :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

There shouldn't be :nono:

[RBP]

Maybe not today actually... I have a lot to do.

[RBP]

Besides the headache how are you this morning?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Maybe not today actually... I have a lot to do.

I saw on some news show, either on Fox News or CNN, I don't remember, where they had a couple of doctors on and they were discussing napping. They both said that if you nap for longer than 45 minutes to an hour, it's not good for you because it messes up your body's sleep cycle.


Besides the headache how are you this morning?

Not too bad I guess, have a few things to get done and then try and get outta here by 10:15 at the latest. Gotta bring my truck to the dealer for my first oil change :)

[MrsM]

What a nightmare to get into work today - buses shut down when I was half way there and left us stranded I walked the rest of the way

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why? What happened MrsM?

[RBP]

Electromagnetic pulse? :shock:

[Hal-9000]

:x

^&%$$%$%^%$@!!!!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:-k

[RBP]

:idk:

[MrsM]

Why? What happened MrsM?

We had freezing rain and the big boss I guess told all bus drivers to pull over when it was safe to do so and park until further notice.

[RBP]

We had freezing rain and the big boss I guess told all bus drivers to pull over when it was safe to do so and park until further notice.

I'm still going with EMP. :hand:

[Hal-9000]

We had freezing rain and the big boss I guess told all bus drivers to pull over when it was safe to do so and park until further notice.

You got some bad road conditions out there MrsM? I haven't had time to read other posts, doesn't sound good

[Muddy]

I'm still going with EMP. :hand:

That was my first thought also..

[Hal-9000]

I'm still going with EMP. :hand:

new member? brother of yours?? :-k

[MrsM]

You got some bad road conditions out there MrsM? I haven't had time to read other posts, doesn't sound good

I didn't think it was that bad... but they shut them down anyways. It's a good thing it's Friday so I was wearing casual type clothes and not heeled boots and a skirt.

[Hal-9000]

I didn't think it was that bad... but they shut them down anyways. It's a good thing it's Friday so I was wearing casual type clothes and not heeled boots and a skirt.


I remember the ice storm in Quebec about 12-15 years ago.....brutal road conditions and they lost power for over a week


damn Mother Nature :x

[MrsM]

I remember the ice storm in Quebec about 12-15 years ago.....brutal road conditions and they lost power for over a week


damn Mother Nature :x

I remember that as well - it's no where near that here and I'm pretty sure they have run the buses in worse weather than this. I just hope they re-start the service before 5 so I can get home

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm at the dealer with my truck right now :)

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[Jezter]

Come to Finland so you will stop whining when you have a little winter going on up there. Kids... :roll:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't wanna go to Finland [-{

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[MrsM]

Come to Finland so you will stop whining when you have a little winter going on up there. Kids... :roll:

I know - it's embarrassing... We are fearing snow like Americans :outtahere:

"tonight at 11... Winter's cold hands strangle city... We are closely watching the dangerous storm that has been terrorizing the city, shutting down basic transit... the death toll is at 0, but can sky rocket at any time... It may be time to panic, as local government has not made an official statement yet"

:eyeroll:

[Jezter]

I don't wanna go to Finland [-{

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You don't want to come see me and allsmiles play in the snow? :(

I know - it's embarrassing... We are fearing snow like Americans :outtahere:

"tonight at 11... Winter's cold hands strangle city... We are closely watching the dangerous storm that has been terrorizing the city, shutting down basic transit... the death toll is at 0, but can sky rocket at any time... It may be time to panic, as local government has not made an official statement yet"

:eyeroll:

:lol:

That sounds about right!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yes, because it doesn't ever snow anywhere in the States :rolleyes:

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[MrsM]

Yes, because it doesn't ever snow anywhere in the States :rolleyes:

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I'm not saying it doesn't snow - it's just that it shuts city's down when it does

[Jezter]

Yes, because it doesn't ever snow anywhere in the States :rolleyes:

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No, it doesn't, Mr.GrumpyMacSnowPants.

[Hal-9000]

Come to Finland so you will stop whining when you have a little winter going on up there. Kids... :roll:


It's not so much winter in general, it's the weird weather for the past 5 years.

We have a dump of snow overnight, it immediately turns to ice and no exaggeration, we have over 200 accidents in one morning.And we're a place that's used to driving through 6 months of winter.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I never had the city shut down anytime when I lived in Vermont and the cities of Boston and buffalo rarely shut down because of snow.

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[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

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[Hal-9000]

No, it doesn't, Mr.GrumpyMacSnowPants.

Their snow is like their beer...generally weak and turns into water fast

:lol:

[Jezter]

It's not so much winter in general, it's the weird weather for the past 5 years.

We have a dump of snow overnight, it immediately turns to ice and no exaggeration, we have over 200 accidents in one morning.And we're a place that's used to driving through 6 months of winter.

Y'all need better driving training, cuz it doesn't sound like you are used to driving in those conditions. Especially if it has been like that for several years, you would imagine people know and prepares for it... Or then you just need to admit that Finns > Canadalanders.

[Jezter]

Their snow is like their beer...generally weak and turns into water fast

:lol:

:lol: :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Their snow is like their beer...generally weak and turns into water fast

:lol:

*pees on Hal*

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[Hal-9000]

Y'all need better driving training, cuz it doesn't sound like you are used to driving in those conditions. Especially if it has been like that for several years, you would imagine people know and prepares for it... Or then you just need to admit that Finns > Canadalanders.

:x that's what I'm saying.....we WERE used to winter and now the weather has gone weird....


I don't care what kind of tires or vehicle you got, when it turns to ice and then snows on top what do you think happens? And I'm talking about a city of one million people commuting, not some snow covered community of 1000 who drive down a country road for 3 kms in horse and buggys!!!! (you) :x

I bet you don't even drive, you take a bus, correct?

[Hal-9000]

*pees on Hal*

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mmmm..... Budweiser :face:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x that's what I'm saying.....we WERE used to winter and now the weather has gone weird....


I don't care what kind of tires or vehicle you got, when it turns to ice and then snows on top what do you think happens? And I'm talking about a city of one million people commuting, not some snow covered community of 1000 who drive down a country road for 3 kms in horse and buggys!!!! (you) :x

I bet you don't even drive, you take a bus, correct?

:burn:

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[Jezter]

:x that's what I'm saying.....we WERE used to winter and now the weather has gone weird....


I don't care what kind of tires or vehicle you got, when it turns to ice and then snows on top what do you think happens? And I'm talking about a city of one million people commuting, not some snow covered community of 1000 who drive down a country road for 3 kms in horse and buggys!!!! (you) :x

I bet you don't even drive, you take a bus, correct?

Pffft... excuses, excuses. :hand:

No, I don't drive daily cuz I don't have to. We have working public transport and all you know.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn that was fast...truck is done and I'm back on the road again

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[Hal-9000]

Pffft... excuses, excuses. :hand:

No, I don't drive daily cuz I don't have to. We have working public transport and all you know.


ffs :rofl: How did I know.......


so you take public transit daily and chat about how to drive through inclement weather??

Last week it was -35C here with snow.So many drivers decided to take public transit that the buses and LRT's (like subways) had to refuse people at stops because they were packed full.Can you imagine dude? Waiting at your stop in that weather to have the bus cruise on by???? :lol:

So then the next day everyone decided to drive again and then....more accidents, 2 hour waits etc while driving.

I'm only pulling your nuts but if you ever get over here again in the winter, I'll take you for a drive in the Grand Amborghini :cool:

[Jezter]

ffs :rofl: How did I know.......


so you take public transit daily and chat about how to drive through inclement weather??

Last week it was -35C here with snow.So many drivers decided to take public transit that the buses and LRT's (like subways) had to refuse people at stops because they were packed full.Can you imagine dude? Waiting at your stop in that weather to have the bus cruise on by???? :lol:

So then the next day everyone decided to drive again and then....more accidents, 2 hour waits etc while driving.

I'm only pulling your nuts but if you ever get over here again in the winter, I'll take you for a drive in the Grand Amborghini :cool:

I can imagine that yes. But that just tells more about your nations inadequate preparation for proper winter and the peoples driving skills. We don't have issues like that even tho that kind of conditions are normal for us. And yes, we do have over 6months of winter. And yes, part of Finland is indeed inside the Arctic Circle and yet we do just fine. Public transportation works, people don't die in the roads by the hundreds each day. Finland = Winland.

If you come over here, I'll take you for a ride in my dad's small japanese car. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I can imagine that yes. But that just tells more about your nations inadequate preparation for proper winter and the peoples driving skills. We don't have issues like that even tho that kind of conditions are normal for us. And yes, we do have over 6months of winter. And yes, part of Finland is indeed inside the Arctic Circle and yet we do just fine. Public transportation works, people don't die in the roads by the hundreds each day. Finland = Winland.

If you come over here, I'll take you for a ride in my dad's small japanese car. :lol:

ya keep saying inadequate preparation for winter and rag our driving skills.You really think people like my Dad who's driven for over 60 years and me, who's driven for over 29 years haven't experienced winter driving??? :lol: ......ok, come over here one winter and show me your stuff :thumbsup:

I'll say it one more time....winter has changed.When I see buses sliding sideways down a 20 degree declination going only 20km......IT'S THE CONDITIONS!!!!

[Jezter]

ya keep saying inadequate preparation for winter and rag our driving skills.You really think people like my Dad who's driven for over 60 years and me, who's driven for over 29 years haven't experienced winter driving??? :lol: ......ok, come over here one winter and show me your stuff :thumbsup:

I'll say it one more time....winter has changed.When I see buses sliding sideways down a 20 degree declination going only 20km......IT'S THE CONDITIONS!!!!

:lol: Don't get your longjohns twisted into a bunch, Halwynn! Im just busting your bawls. I know every nation can't be as amazing winter people as Finns. :lol:
Here... :hug: Now, calm down, have a Molson and a chunk of moose meat.

[Hal-9000]

:lol: Don't get your longjohns twisted into a bunch, Halwynn! Im just busting your bawls. I know every nation can't be as amazing winter people as Finns. :lol:
Here... :hug: Now, calm down, have a Molson and a chunk of moose meat.

Oh I'm fine my little Finnish Fellatio Artist :lol:

If you ever get off the bus, we can talk like menz........amazing Finns....pffffffffffffffft

[Jezter]

Oh I'm fine my little Finnish Fellatio Artist :lol:

If you ever get off the bus, we can talk like menz........amazing Finns....pffffffffffffffft
Im not sure if I will...Im riding the short bus. You should know aaaaalll about that. :D

:gimme5:

[Hal-9000]

I wouldn't mind visiting your country in the summer Jez...always wanted to see it.


You do get something like summer don't you? :lol:

[KevinD]

Well, think I'm gonna go grab some salsa and chips, watch a movie, and kick back. Gotta take my daughter to my Moms' tonight, then head to in-laws tomorrow. Y'all have a safe weekend.

Oh, and Hal & Jez...I'll be thinking of y'all while I'm hanging out tomorrow....70-80f, clear and low humidity....

[Hal-9000]

Well, think I'm gonna go grab some salsa and chips, watch a movie, and kick back. Gotta take my daughter to my Moms' tonight, then head to in-laws tomorrow. Y'all have a safe weekend.

Oh, and Hal & Jez...I'll be thinking of y'all while I'm hanging out tomorrow....70-80f, clear and low humidity....

Today.....I may buy a gun :x

[Jezter]

I wouldn't mind visiting your country in the summer Jez...always wanted to see it.


You do get something like summer don't you? :lol:
We get something you might generally qualify as a summer. For like 2 months. :lol:

Well, think I'm gonna go grab some salsa and chips, watch a movie, and kick back. Gotta take my daughter to my Moms' tonight, then head to in-laws tomorrow. Y'all have a safe weekend.

Oh, and Hal & Jez...I'll be thinking of y'all while I'm hanging out tomorrow....70-80f, clear and low humidity....
I had me some salsa and nacho chips too! And am watching a movie. The Texas ways are rubbing off on me!

You can stick that nice weather where the sun don't shine! :x

Today.....I may buy a gun :x
Lance-9000.

[Goofy]

Home....... the weekend may now commence :banana:

[Muddy]

Finland isn't a country.. It's a decoration under a Christmas tree... We have more people in the tidewater area of my state than you guys have in your whole Ice covered country.. :lol:

[Jezter]

Finland isn't a country.. It's a decoration under a Christmas tree... We have more people in the tidewater area of my state than you guys have in your whole Ice covered country.. :lol:

Not the quantity, but the quality. ;)

[Muddy]

Not the quantity, but the quality. ;)



It's your tiny quantity that helps with your country's success... If my state were a country we'd have huge success.. When you are but one in 50 however you become more of the average..

[Jezter]

It's your tiny quantity that helps with your country's success... If my state were a country we'd have huge success.. When you are but one in 50 however you become more of the average..
That's not my fault, now is it? We fought hard to be where we are and to be independent you know? Not easy being small, up here far up north and try to be a successful nation in the global scale.

[Muddy]

That's not my fault, now is it? We fought hard to be where we are and to be independent you know? Not easy being small, up here far up north and try to be a successful nation in the global scale.

No.. You boys have done good, and you deserve it.. All I'm saying is don't knock my shit because you aren't better than us by any means...

[Jezter]

No.. You boys have done good, and you deserve it.. All I'm saying is don't knock my shit because you aren't better than us by any means...

I haven't been knocking your shit, have I? I was knocking Hal's shit. :lol:

[Muddy]

I haven't been knocking your shit, have I? I was knocking Hal's shit. :lol:

You been busting my balls for 5 years, niggah! :lol:

[Jezter]

You been busting my balls for 5 years, niggah! :lol:

Well then you can congratulate your balls for being one of the most enduring balls ever! Your wife should be proud of those monster beanbags! :lol:

[Goofy]

Us Scots are better than all of you put together :hand:

[Muddy]

Sorry I mean 'Baws'.. :razz: :lol:

[Goofy]

Bawbags [-(

[Goofy]

Well, now that i've suitable annoyed everyone i think its time for a shower :lol: Later chaps :bye:

[Jezter]

Us Scots are better than all of you put together :hand:
Yeah, cuz you have the of the most amazing drink ever... scotch single malt whisky. And then there's Goofy too.

Sorry I mean 'Baws'.. :razz: :lol:
Baws to da walls!

[Jezter]

Well, now that i've suitable annoyed everyone i think its time for a shower :lol: Later chaps :bye:

Happy fapping!

[Hal-9000]

I haven't been knocking your shit, have I? I was knocking Hal's shit. :lol:

Your dick is too short to knock my shit, don't flatter yourself :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That was a long week :|

[Hal-9000]

Hey Lance was Big Bang Theory new last night?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yes, and was a pretty funny one :tup:

[Hal-9000]

I'm a little behind on my..umm...TV procurement for the week


this should be fun tonight :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

A lot of shows this week were all repeats for some reason :wha:

Have you tried Alcatraz yet Hal?

[Hal-9000]

I have 3 eps, still struggling through Grimm at the moment.



Grimm's CGI sucks bag :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That's disappointing :wha: Still not sure if I wanna watch it or not.


Stop watching and switch over to Alcatraz :tup:

[Hal-9000]

With the current climate on downloading....I'm trying to enjoy what I have :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, it's harder to find stuff now :wha:

I downloaded some stuff using Uploading and using Filepost and I got pretty good speeds on both of those

[Hal-9000]

I have 3 eps to go in Grimm, 3 new Alcatraz eps to watch, 3 full seasons of Modern Family to watch ...and a movie.



I'll be out by Sunday :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And a new Fringe tonite :tup:

[Hal-9000]

Super-duper-natural too?

[LassLicker]

New season of Spartacus is starting this weekend.


:cheerlead: :axe: :cheerlead:

[Hal-9000]

New season of Spartacus is starting this weekend.


:cheerlead: :axe: :cheerlead:

No way...loved the Gods of the Arena second season...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Super-duper-natural too?

No :|


New season of Spartacus is starting this weekend.


:cheerlead: :axe: :cheerlead:

Watched one episode....didn't like it

[Hal-9000]

Lance, Spartacus is a series where they get better from season one, episode one and on up....season one improves within about 4 eps.....then it actually gets quite good.

Season two is the same...the effects, the acting, the story all get better as you watch.



and there's nudity and nekkid menz getting oiled up :face:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The first episode was horrible, so going up from there isn't saying much :lol:

[Hal-9000]

The first episode was horrible, so going up from there isn't saying much :lol: :slap:


give it a chance :lol: ...excellent cinematography and gore, wicked women and sex galore.It gets pretty twisted by season two

[minz]

Evening :wave:

[Hal-9000]

Minzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz










:oops: sorry, I must have dozed off there

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Minz :hi:

[LassLicker]

:slap:


give it a chance :lol: ...excellent cinematography and gore, wicked women and sex galore.It gets pretty twisted by season two

:tup: :tup:

[Hal-9000]

Minz :hi:

Ever the gentleman....now put your pants back on.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:


give it a chance :lol: ...excellent cinematography and gore, wicked women and sex galore.It gets pretty twisted by season two


:tup: :tup:

I already gave it a chance....and survey said!

:thumbsdown:


Ever the gentleman....now put your pants back on.

I have pants on....I ordered a pizza :)

[LassLicker]

Evening :wave:

:hi:

[Hal-9000]

:tup: :tup:

Here's one reason to watch Spartacus....


http://i39.tinypic.com/2uegro9.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Here's one reason to watch Spartacus....


http://i39.tinypic.com/2uegro9.jpg

:yawn:

[LassLicker]

:yawn:

It would be a shame for you to miss it Lance, just because you didn't like one episode. It took me a few to get into it too, but once I got hooked it was fantastic. Secially season 2 !!!

It's as good as Alcatraz, I promise. :lol:

[minz]

I think I'm starting with a cold, he gave it to me....... bastard :grumpyface:

[Hal-9000]

It would be a shame for you to miss it Lance, just because you didn't like one episode. It took me a few to get into it too, but once I got hooked it was fantastic. Secially season 2 !!!

It's as good as Alcatraz, I promise. :lol:

Well you saw him yawn at a hot naked blond chick......his brain is somewhat damaged and he'd rather watch 90210, than gladiator gore and nudity.


don't even try to convince him :lol:

[LassLicker]

Well you saw him yawn at a hot naked blond chick......his brain is somewhat damaged and he'd rather watch 90210, than gladiator gore and nudity.


don't even try to convince him :lol:

Lance :snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well you saw him yawn at a hot naked blond chick......his brain is somewhat damaged and he'd rather watch 90210, than gladiator gore and nudity.


don't even try to convince him :lol:

I'd rather watch something that doesn't have the production value of a bunch of pre-school kids :lol:


Lance :snapout:

:slap:

[Hal-9000]

I think I'm starting with a cold, he gave it to me....... bastard :grumpyface:


That's what you get for sucking face with a guy :x

[minz]

That's what you get for sucking face with a guy :x

Your sympathy astounds me at times, it's heart warming. :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Your sympathy astounds me at times, it's heart warming. :lol:

perhaps jealousy would be a better word :oops: I am sympathetic and hate feeling like crap myself

[Hal-9000]

I'd rather watch something that doesn't have the production value of a bunch of pre-school kids :lol:


Idk dude....it was no worse than the movie 300 in the first few episodes and does have some good fighting, cinematography and stories....

and Lucy Lawless shows off her venom and big boobies too...

[minz]

perhaps jealousy would be a better word :oops: I am sympathetic and hate feeling like crap myself

The annoying part is, I only see him about once a week... and he gives me a cold :lol: and if you were here I would suck your face instead :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Idk dude....it was no worse than the movie 300 in the first few episodes and does have some good fighting, cinematography and stories....

and Lucy Lawless shows off her venom and big boobies too...


The more you push, the more I resist :x


Too much other stuff I want to watch...maybe when I run out of stuff I'll give it another chance :dunno:

And Lucy Lawless doesn't do much for me

[Hal-9000]

The more you push, the more I resist :x


Too much other stuff I want to watch...maybe when I run out of stuff I'll give it another chance :dunno:

And Lucy Lawless doesn't do much for me

Your loss mon frere.....if I tell you something is good, it's good.

Sparty kills about 80% of other TV shows that I've watched and you know my TV taste....

[minz]

The more you push, the more I resist :x




He's just playing hard to get boys :lol:

[Hal-9000]

The annoying part is, I only see him about once a week... and he gives me a cold :lol: and if you were here I would suck your face instead :lol:

I have no sympathy when you're being a cheap trollop [-(

[Hal-9000]

He,s just playing hard to get boys :lol:

Yeah it kinda sounds ghey-dirty when Lance puts it that way :lol: :lol:

[minz]

I have no sympathy when you're being a cheap trollop [-(

Fine, I'll take my offer elsewhere. [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Your loss mon frere.....if I tell you something is good, it's good.

Sparty kills about 80% of other TV shows that I've watched and you know my TV taste....

That's what you said about Lost...and I was bored with it halfway thru season 2 :dunno:

[Hal-9000]

Fine, I'll take my offer elsewhere. [-(

What? Of kissing someone with a snotty nose and a night with a whiny girl?


I'm sure you'll get offers elsewhere :lol:

[minz]

What? Of kissing someone with a snotty nose and a night with a whiny girl?


I'm sure you'll get offers elsewhere :lol:

:slap: Wadda you mean by whiny? :shock:

[LassLicker]

Hal, your sig pic is freaking me out man !

[minz]

Hal, your sig pic is freaking me out man !

It's a self portrait. :rofl:

[Hal-9000]

That's what you said about Lost...and I was bored with it halfway thru season 2 :dunno:

*Lance voice*

and I'm sure that the 22 million viewers who watched and loved Lost would agree..... :rolleyes:

You're such a knob...I told you that about halfway through season 2 is when it gets wild and mysterious and completely sets the tone for the next 4 seasons!

You're a lost cause.....




:dance: get it?

[Pony]

Fine, I'll take my offer elsewhere. [-(

:wave:

[LassLicker]

It's a self portrait. :rofl:

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

Hal, your sig pic is freaking me out man !

keep posting the cute pics dude....my sigs will get worse .......

[minz]

:wave:

I sweetie :hug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*Lance voice*

and I'm sure that the 22 million viewers who watched and loved Lost would agree..... :rolleyes:

You're such a knob...I told you that about halfway through season 2 is when it gets wild and mysterious and completely sets the tone for the next 4 seasons!

You're a lost cause.....




:dance: get it?

:roll:

[Hal-9000]

:slap: Wadda you mean by whiny? :shock:

*minz voice*

I think I have a cold because I was out having wild buttthrusting sex with a dude ....


sound familiar? :lol:

[Hal-9000]

It's a self portrait. :rofl:

I'LL HUMP YOUR LEG :x :x






and piss all over your carpet :lol:

[minz]

*minz voice*

I think I have a cold because I was out having wild buttthrusting sex with a dude ....


sound familiar? :lol:

You need to explain to me how sucking face turned into buttthrusting sex, I can't seem to work it out for myself :-k

[minz]

I'LL HUMP YOUR LEG :x :x






and piss all over your carpet :lol:

I have wooden floors [-(

[LassLicker]

You need to explain to me how sucking face turned into buttthrusting sex, I can't seem to work it out for myself :-k

:popcorn:

[Hal-9000]

You need to explain to me how sucking face turned into buttthrusting sex, I can't seem to work it out for myself :-k

If it doesn't, I don't want to go on a date with you

[Hal-9000]

I have wooden floors [-(

*jumps up on bed* :face:

go on, scratch my ears....I dare you

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:popcorn:

:steal:

[minz]

If it doesn't, I don't want to go on a date with you

Maybe I just need teaching, me being the naive country bumpkin that I am :mrgreen:


*jumps up on bed* :face:

go on, scratch my ears....I dare you

Awwe *tickles Hals belly* such a cutie :)

[LassLicker]

:steal:

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

Awwe *tickles Hals belly* such a cutie :)

*pants*


:face:


*whizzes*

[minz]

Time for me to snuggle under this duvet and go to sleep, sweet dreams all :hug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Night Minz :bye:

[LassLicker]

Time for me to snuggle under this duvet and go to sleep, sweet dreams all :hug:

Good night minz ... :hug:

[Pony]

Sweet dreams Minz!

[Hal-9000]

See ya Minz :(

[Goofy]

Yeah, cuz you have the of the most amazing drink ever... scotch single malt whisky. And then there's Goofy too.

Baws to da walls!

Irn Bru Jussi, a man cannot live without Irn Bru :tup:



A lot of shows this week were all repeats for some reason :wha:

Have you tried Alcatraz yet Hal?

There's a new show about to start over here on Sky Atlantic (US Show) called "Luck" starring Dustin Hoffman, looks like its tailor made for me......... any of you guys seen it yet?


Here's one reason to watch Spartacus....


http://i39.tinypic.com/2uegro9.jpg

I need some tip-ex, there seems to be blemishes there :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

There's a new show about to start over here on Sky Atlantic (US Show) called "Luck" starring Dustin Hoffman, looks like its tailor made for me......... any of you guys seen it yet?

It's an HBO show...it hasn't started here yet....maybe it starts this weekend or next? Not sure

[Goofy]

It's an HBO show...it hasn't started here yet....maybe it starts this weekend or next? Not sure

Been seeing ads for it the last few weeks, horseracing etc, looks like my cup of tea :tup: Plus Dustin Hoffman is top notch :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Been seeing ads for it the last few weeks, horseracing etc, looks like my cup of tea :tup: Plus Dustin Hoffman is top notch :thumbsup:

Looks like the pilot already did air, must have been last weekend or something. They are replaying the first episode again this weekend on HBO

[Goofy]

Looks like the pilot already did air, must have been last weekend or something. They are replaying the first episode again this weekend on HBO

Watch it and let me know if its good or not please :lol:

[Goofy]

Its after 1am, im half pissed and my eyes are attempting shutdsown mode......... time for bed :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Night mate :bye:

[Jezter]

Irn Bru Jussi, a man cannot live without Irn Bru :tup:


I had some of that when I was roaming around Heathrow. It was pretty good I must say.
http://i.imgur.com/bJ3va.jpg

[Goofy]

Could you describe the taste of Irn Bru Jussi? Loads of people have asked me to describe it in the past but i find it difficult :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

[Goofy]

Teh Lance :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sup mate? :hi:

[Goofy]

Nada, just watching a bit of golf on tv, Tiger top of the leaderboard :tup:

Quiet day in today methinks, watch the horseracing....... maybe a film or two :thumbsup: Got a darts meeting tomorrow followed by a "Blind doubles" competition........ should be a good laugh :D Basically everyone's name goes into the hat and pairs are drawn out at random........ could get a good partner, could get someone crap, luck of the draw :lol: tbh, the way ive been playing i reckon i'd have a chance of winning as long as my partner isnt terrible....... someone who can hit steady 60s would do fine :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nice :tup:

Don't think I'll be doing much of anything here either today. Just don't feel like it.

[Goofy]

I feel a bit hungover tbh....... not bad, just a bit 'meh' :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Alcohol free for 21 days :)

[Pony]

Alcohol free for 21 days :)

29 here. 8-)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

29 here. 8-)

:gimme5:

[Goofy]

Alcohol free for 21 days :)


29 here. 8-)

Damn non-alcoholics [-(

[redred]

Could you describe the taste of Irn Bru ? Loads of people have asked me to describe it in the past but i find it difficult :lol:
no it's a strange but good taste :lol:

Damn non-alcoholics [-(

:agreed:

[Goofy]

Gonna grab a shower then some food, back later :wave:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Later Goof

[redred]

laters goof

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn non-alcoholics [-(


:agreed:

http://i.imgur.com/eNMZ6.jpg

[LassLicker]

Morning teh. :morning:

Off to work for me. :meh:

[redred]

hey LL thats sucks ,what do you do for a job?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Work on a Saturday? :wha:

[LassLicker]

Morning red. :wavey:

I make teeth. :mrgreen:

[LassLicker]

Work on a Saturday? :wha:

And Sunday too ... :shakehead:

[redred]

I make teeth. :mrgreen:

nice hope i don't need your line of work for a long time:lol:

[LassLicker]

Well, enjoy you day! :grouphug:

You lazy lima beans. :D

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Later Lass :bye:

[redred]

i'll try :lol:

[LassLicker]

nice hope i don't need your line of work for a long time:lol:

I can make you look pretty.:d

[LassLicker]

:bye::bye:

[redred]

I can make you look pretty.:d

i'd need more than new teeth for that :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

i'd need more than new teeth for that :lol:

Self :burn:


:lol:

[LassLicker]

:lol:

[redred]

at least i speak the truth :lol:

[MrsM]

Hi All :wave:

[Goofy]

i'd need more than new teeth for that :lol:


Self :burn:


:lol:

Hahahaha :lol:


Hi All :wave:

Heeeeelllllllooooooo Baaaabbbbyy!!!! :D

[MrsM]

Hi Goofy - how's things?

[redred]

hey mrsm :waves:

[Goofy]

Hi Goofy - how's things?

Pretty good, just finished dinner and i'm stuffed! Had a couple of winners on the horses today so all in all a nice lazy day :lol: Yourself?

Redders :hi:

[MrsM]

hey mrsm :waves:

Hi Red :wave:


Pretty good, just finished dinner and i'm stuffed! Had a couple of winners on the horses today so all in all a nice lazy day :lol: Yourself?

Redders :hi:

Lazy day for me as well - went to yoga in the morning and then some shopping - not sure what's in store for the afternoon

[redred]

Redders :hi:

hey mate

[Hal-9000]

I have the hit the road :(


Have a good afternoon basement people :wavey:

[LassLicker]

I have the hit the road :(


Have a good afternoon basement people :wavey:

:bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:morning:

[LassLicker]

:wave:

Hi, Lanc.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

LL :hi:

[Jezter]

Good Sunday, peoploids.

[LassLicker]

How are you mate?