Checking In/Checking Out Version 1.0

[Goofy]

:lol:

Even the pros have off days

Not as 'off' as i was tonight :lol:


See your saving it for when you really need to be good :tup:

Sound plausible minz :tup: I'm playing in the mixed league on friday night so i'll surely play better :)

[Hal-9000]

Sound plausible minz :tup: I'm playing in the mixed league on friday night so i'll surely play better :)


really good players coupled with people like you? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burn:

[Hal-9000]

Lance...email me my new password pulleeeeze :lol:

[minz]

:lol:

[Goofy]

really good players coupled with people like you? :-s

Hopefully :dance: Mind you, i'm the only current player at our club who has won a County title ;)


Time for bed :bye:

[minz]

Sweet dreams goof :wavey:

[Goofy]

Lance...email me my new password pulleeeeze :lol:

I've already told him not to tell you :thumbsup: Good luck by the way :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

Night Goof :bye:

[minz]

I've already told him not to tell you :thumbsup: Good luck by the way :tup:

You should change it to girls rule :lol:

[Hal-9000]

Hopefully :dance: Mind you, i'm the only current player at our club who has won a County title ;)


Time for bed :bye:

When you guys do the shot-put thing aren't you on a team, like 2 on 2 or something?

[Hal-9000]

You should change it to girls rule :lol:

I can change your name in a heartbeat...keep it up :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I've already told him not to tell you :thumbsup: Good luck by the way :tup:

I just won't log out until half past forever :thumbsup:

[minz]

I can change your name in a heartbeat...keep it up :lol:

:nana:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Don't make me pull this car over :x

[Hal-9000]

:nana:

5.........4........3........2....

[minz]

Are you texting and driving? :huh:

[minz]

5.........4........3........2....

1....

[Hal-9000]

I warned you Minz..






:lol: :lol: :lol:


still want to play?

[Hal-9000]

:rofl:


http://i50.tinypic.com/mtth6r.jpg

[minz]

I warned you Minz..






:lol: :lol: :lol:


still want to play?

:rofl: Only if I can change your too.

[Hal-9000]

one moment in time....I love it :lol: :lol:







http://i49.tinypic.com/ezlhli.jpg

[minz]

one moment in time....I love it :lol: :lol:



http://i50.tinypic.com/mtth6r.jpg

Noted and saved for future repercussions :lol: :)

[Hal-9000]

the second pic is better....5,4,3,2.......1 :lol:


you have no idea how hard I'm laughing

[minz]

the second pic is better....5,4,3,2.......1 :lol:


you have no idea how hard I'm laughing

Oh I think I can imagine :slap:

[Hal-9000]

:slap:


keep it up :lol: I can think of a new name for you every minute if need be.........

[Hal-9000]

Milfz

[minz]

keep it up :lol: I can think of a new name for you every minute if need be.........

Power tripping are we? :lol:

[minz]

Milfz

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

Power tripping are we? :lol:

Only for the most deserving of users...

[minz]

Only for the most deserving of users...

So I'm deserving am I ?

[Hal-9000]

couple of years ago I had to explain to my sister what a M.I.L.F. was.....

my nephew was sitting there and he goes - Jeezus uncle hal, did you have to???? Right in front of me?????


:lol: I was howling..

[Hal-9000]

So I'm deserving am I ?

Proof is in the pudding innit darling? :lol:

[minz]

Proof is in the pudding innit darling? :lol:

I cant say what Im thinking :rofl:




:huh:

[Hal-9000]

I cant say what Im thinking :rofl:




:huh:

Only cowards hint at something then bail......c'mon

[minz]

Only cowards hint at something then bail......c'mon

No chance, I have my reputaion to consider :lol:

[Hal-9000]

No chance, I have my reputaion to consider :lol:

that can be changed as easily as your name :rofl:

[minz]

that can be changed as easily as your name :rofl:

Was that an offer? :huh:

[minz]

I'll take that as a no then :sad2:


It's midnight and I need to be up at 6.30am, sweet dreams everyone :hug: :wavey:

[RBP]

Night Minzy! :hug:

[minz]

Night Minzy! :hug:

Night sweets :hug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Time to get ready to go to trivia...need a few beers warm-up...Lance oot! :bye:

[Muddy]

Don't drink and drive!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*sigh*

[Muddy]

I know it..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Site was under attack...again.

It's getting fucking old

[Muddy]

Can't have anything nice anymore w/o someone trying to funk it up..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sure seems that way

[Muddy]

It's like when you take you new vehicle out to the shopping center and someone has slung a door into the side of your new vehicle..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That happened with my last truck....had it less than a week and came out from the grocery store and someone had backed into it and put a golf ball sized dent in the back end of it

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Man this is gonna be a long day....no real sleep for 3 days now, plus a hangover :|

[Muddy]

I woke up very tired, almost lethargic..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm on Coke #1 and there will be more to follow....with a 5 Hour Energy mixed in somewhere

[Jezter]

Hulloh!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Jez :hi:

[Muddy]

You need Grease.. Wendy's double w/ cheese!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Wendy's isn't even open yet :(

[Jezter]

Jez :hi:
:hi: Lance

You need Grease.. Wendy's double w/ cheese!

Holy balls that made me insta-hungry.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/Qvi5K.jpg

[MrsM]

Morning :wave:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

MrsM :howdy:

[Muddy]

http://i.imgur.com/Qvi5K.jpg

Thats pretty, but really you know it's even better once its been all smashed up in the foil packaging and the bread has sopped up lots of hot grease.. :lol:

[Jezter]

http://i.imgur.com/Qvi5K.jpg

Ohhh fuuuck Lance you bastard!! :lol:


I NEED THAT RIGHT NOW IN MY MOUTH!!!

[Jezter]

Morning :wave:
'nin :howdy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Thats pretty, but really you know it's even better once its been all smashed up in the foil packaging and the bread has sopped up lots of hot grease.. :lol:

Most definitely :lol:


Ohhh fuuuck Lance you bastard!! :lol:


I NEED THAT RIGHT NOW IN MY MOUTH!!!

:nana:

[Hal-9000]

Mornin :wavey:

[Jezter]

Yo sup Hal?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hi:

[Hal-9000]

I hate posting before work...it's comfortable, I'm uninterrupted, it's peaceful, my home computer rocks compared to the work POS....and then it all goes to shite :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I hate posting before work...it's comfortable, I'm uninterrupted, it's peaceful, my home computer rocks compared to the work POS....and then it all goes to shite :(

:empathy:

[Hal-9000]

:( thx...that makes it a little better

[Jezter]

:( thx...that makes it a little better

:hug:

[Hal-9000]

:hug:

Hey get off you homo! :x

(I just watched all 6 episodes of Spartacus:Gods of the Arena and am sensitive with other menz so close)

[Jezter]

Hey get off you homo! :x

(I just watched all 6 episodes of Spartacus:Gods of the Arena and am sensitive with other menz so close)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/65/Chris_Masters_Bearhug.jpg/220px-Chris_Masters_Bearhug.jpg

[Hal-9000]

oooooh, look at his fancy outfit :face:

I want one

[KevinD]

Aftermanoon ladies and germs!


Came into town to the office today, did some paperwork, no going to go by the used car lot where I bought daughter's truck to get new temp tags and check on status of title transfer and tags.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:hi:

[KevinD]

Later, gaters..I'm out.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:bye:

[Goofy]

:waves:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:howdy: mate

[Goofy]

:hi: Lance!

Pissing down with rain all day today, glad to get home from work! Darts on tv tonight so think i'll be chillin in front of the tv :) Yourself, any busier at work?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just busy here and there, still pretty slow. Hopefully I can get outta here early tomorrow. But it sucks because it's supposed to be shitty all weekend. Sunny and 29C today and then 11C and rainy on Friday and Saturday :wha:

[Goofy]

Sunny and 29C today and then 11C and rainy on Friday and Saturday :wha:

Sounds about right :lol:

[Hal-9000]

7C today...no snow or cold so it's a :+1: day

[Goofy]

6C here today........ and gallons upon gallons of lovely rain :( Roads were near flooding when i was coming home from work :wha:

[Hal-9000]

Rain in Scotland? :shock:


say it isn't so

[Goofy]

Rain in Scotland? :shock:


say it isn't so

Yep, afraid so...... first time it's rained since yesterday!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Rain in Scotland? :shock:


say it isn't so


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0LPNJUGnT8

[Hal-9000]

Yep, afraid so...... first time it's rained since yesterday!

I responded to a new immigrant's obscure question this way...

person - how long have you had snow in Canada? :shock:
me - since about October, 3000 BC
person - huh?

[Goofy]

It nearly didnt rain one day.......... my dad told me about it when i was a kid :thumbsup:

[Goofy]

I responded to a new immigrant's obscure question this way...

person - how long have you had snow in Canada? :shock:
me - since about October, 3000 BC
person - huh?

:lol:

[Hal-9000]

It nearly didnt rain one day.......... my dad told me about it when i was a kid :thumbsup:

:lol:


I couldn't take it...I'm one of those third eye people that need to see and feel the sun..

[Goofy]

I've seen enough rain for 10 lifetimes :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Send it here, we've had some rain recently, but that was only after more than almost 2 full months of nothing at all :wha:

[Goofy]

Send it here, we've had some rain recently, but that was only after more than almost 2 full months of nothing at all :wha:

I wish i could, i'd gladly trade you for a few weeks of sun :)

[Hal-9000]

I wish i could, i'd gladly trade you for a few weeks of sun :)

You'd have to use SPF 3 MILLION sunscreen on that dome of yours :lol:

[Goofy]

You'd have to use SPF 3 MILLION sunscreen on that dome of yours :lol:

Factor 40 normally does the job :lol:

[Goofy]

Gonna hit the practice board for a bit :bye:

[minz]

Awe are they picking on you goofy :empathy:

[Goofy]

Awe are they picking on you goofy :empathy:

It doesnt bother me minz, i have my 'ban' button to fall back on :lol:

[minz]

It doesnt bother me minz, i have my 'ban' button to fall back on :lol:

:tup: :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

4/5

:|

[Hal-9000]

Gonna hit the practice board for a bit :bye:

Maybe hit it A LOT?

[minz]

Maybe hit it A LOT?

His ban button?

[Hal-9000]

I ain't worried...Goof is probably into his third drink by now and face down in the curry



:dance:

[minz]

I ain't worried...Goof is probably into his third drink by now and face down in the curry



:dance:

I'm going to miss you. :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I ain't worried...Goof is probably into his third drink by now and face down in the curry



:dance:

:burn:

[Hal-9000]

I'm going to miss you. :(

I'll just register with a new username :dance:


I'm up to 9000 so I guess the next one will be hal-9001 :lol:

[minz]

:lol:

[minz]

I'll just register with a new username :dance:


I'm up to 9000 so I guess the next one will be hal-9001 :lol:

And then he can change your user name to Minz' bitch :lol: I think that suits you :)

[Hal-9000]

ya it's a little known fact that I started posting with the name 'hal'


the movie tie in came later after a few incarnations of my username :lol:

[Goofy]

I ain't worried...Goof is probably into his third drink by now and face down in the curry



:dance:

No beer, no curry, no haggis etc :)



And then he can change your user name to Minz' bitch :lol: I think that suits you :)

:twisted:

[Goofy]

"Moderators suck dick" hahahahahahaha :lol:

[minz]

:rofl:

[Hal-9000]

I have no idea what you're going on about :rolleyes:

[Hal-9000]

bastids....make me make a new signature at work :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol: :lol:

It wasn't me :lol:

[Hal-9000]

I detected the faint aroma of rum and day old curry kebab ...I know who the culprit was :x

[Goofy]

I detected the faint aroma of rum and day old curry kebab ...I know who the culprit was :x

Thought i'd remind you who has the power 'round here :P

[Goofy]

When do you plan on loggin off btw Hal?





















:twisted:

[minz]

Hahahahahahaha

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Thought i'd remind you who has the power 'round here :P


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BRv9wGf5pk

:-k

[Hal-9000]

Thought i'd remind you who has the power 'round here :P

oh you know I have the utmost respect for you guys

[minz]

Your soooooo banned :rofl:

[Goofy]

oh you know I have the utmost respect for you guys

:lol:


I'm off to bed, later folks :bye:

[minz]

Sweet dreams Goofy :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Night Goof :bye:

[Hal-9000]

Your soooooo banned :rofl:

why?

[Hal-9000]

this thing is great :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shock:

:lmao:

[Hal-9000]

http://i45.tinypic.com/x2vrma.jpg

[Goofy]

:lurk:

[minz]

:rofl:

[Goofy]

Off to bed now :lol:

[Hal-9000]

When do you plan on loggin off btw Hal?


















:twisted:




oh around GMT- NEVAHHHHHHHH!!!! :dance:

[Hal-9000]

nice one :lol:





hey how come they all didn't change?

[minz]

Time for bed, sweet dreams :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Night Minz :bye:

[Hal-9000]

Night Minz and Goof

[Southern Belle]

:wavey: Anybody still here?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No 8-[

[Southern Belle]

:-s



Hey Lance!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

How goes it Belle? :)

[Southern Belle]

All good! Worked maybe 9ish hours today, will get paid for 10. 8 hours tomorrow, weekend off, back here Monday morning for a few 13 hour days.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not too shabby at all :thumbsup:

Going back home for the weekend?

[Southern Belle]

Yes, since it's Mother's Day. My Mama is 86 now, don't want to miss any days for her.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I hear that, my mom's getting up there in age too and she was just in the hospital for double pneumonia

[Southern Belle]

Oh no! I don't know if mine could survive that. But she's pretty tough. She fractured her elbow Christmas, and has fallen and fractured the same arm in a different place.
But she's still upbeat and wants to get her drivers license renewed.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Can she still drive?

[KevinD]

If she's anything like my gran at 86..drive is a relative term....lol

Can she keep it between the ditches is a better question, lol

Hiya Belle, Lance.

was gonna tell goof, he needs to check that new report on sun screen. Seems the iron oxide (iirc) in sun screen has an adverse reaction to sunlight, causing skin cancer, lol

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey Kev :wavey:

[KevinD]

Hey bro, hows youse tonight? I'm good, had a scare today on the way home, (wife thought daughter might have broke her tailbone at school) but all is well. Glad we got a bit of rain here, need more, but at least we have 70-80% for the next two days. Ony bad part is that my wife and her twin sister are supposed to go to see Styxx sat night.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not too bad here other than dead tired. Glad tomorrow is Friday, looking forward to the weekend.

Glad to hear it was only a scare about your daughter!

[KevinD]

Yeah, me too (weekend and daughter)

I was talking to her about it, seems she was goofing around with friends at lunch, slipped and fell on her but and lower back. After getting home and talking to her, I said something along the lines of: "You know that feeling you have right now? Well, imagine that you were playing football, and someone hit you low and from the back...That's what it feels like, now get up and play ball." lol

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You're harsh :lol:

[KevinD]

Nah, it was much more joking in real life. Hard to get tone when typing, lol

Also told her that's about what riding bronc feels like when the horse slams you back into the gate, or down on the ground, stomps on you, etc...

[KevinD]

Otay ofay, I's gone slide now..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

I'm actually in a good mood this morning :cheers:

[Pony]

:stfu:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You can't ruin my good mood :dance2:

[Pony]

Your boss just walked in. Looks like he's in a bad mood.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nope, he's not here yet :nana:

[redred]

morning

[Pony]

Morning Red.

I'm hoping to just go in and finish up one or two things and be done for the day.

[redred]

the suns out ish and i fancy a cider who's with me?

[Pony]

Count me in!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

morning

:hi:


Morning Red.

I'm hoping to just go in and finish up one or two things and be done for the day.

If I can be outta here around noon-ish, I'll be happy


the suns out ish and i fancy a cider who's with me?

I'm trying to scale back my drinking for awhile

[redred]

going to have to wait 4 minutes i have a no drinking before mid day rule unless i'm still drinking from the day before

[Teh One Who Knocks]

going to have to wait 4 minutes i have a no drinking before mid day rule unless i'm still drinking from the day before

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 04:56 AM.

[redred]

your time sucks mine is closer to finish the week time[-(

[Pony]

Your Monday is much closer than ours! :dance:

[redred]

well we could go to your time tomorrow morning :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Your Monday is much closer than ours! :dance:

:bazinga:

[Pony]

Off to work, hopefully I'll be back in a couple hours.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Later bud :bye:

[Muddy]

Hey it's working! :mrgreen:

[Muddy]

Your Monday is much closer than ours! :dance:

Zing!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey it's working! :mrgreen:

:stfu:

[Muddy]

Too many beers last night...

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn drunks [-(

[redred]

:woot: drunks

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woot: drunks

:slap:

[Muddy]

I wasn't too bad.. My neighbor on the other hand... :shock:

[redred]

:slap:
i'm balancing the forum :lol:

[minz]

:wavey:
Three hours at the hospital today :( and I have to have one of those nightmare things I had last year... just shoot me now. :suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Minz :hi:

That sucks :(

[Hal-9000]

Mornin :wavey:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Halster :hi:

[Hal-9000]

Minz,
what's wrong?

[Pony]

:wavey:
Three hours at the hospital today :( and I have to have one of those nightmare things I had last year... just shoot me now. :suicide:

:hug:

[Jezter]

Halster :hi:

Im glad someone else has started to use this. :cheerlead:

Evening ladies and germs.

[minz]

Minz,
what's wrong?

Same thing as last time :( It was torture too... bastards :sad2:

[Jezter]

Same thing as last time :( It was torture too... bastards :sad2:

Hysteria? :-k

:mrgreen:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Stress level rising :|

[minz]

Stress level rising :|

It's Friday, think positive :)

[Jezter]

And only 1h to go before I can crack open a Carlsberg and watch Finland maul Canada in hockey. :cheerlead:

[minz]

And only 1h to go before I can crack open a Carlsberg and watch Finland maul Canada in hockey. :cheerlead:

One hour for me too we close at 6pm :cheerlead:

[Jezter]

One hour for me too we close at 6pm :cheerlead:

We can party together then. :dance2:

[minz]

We can party together then. :dance2:

Yaaaay :cheerlead:

[minz]

No wait..... Saturday and Sunday are my busiest days :sad2:

[Jezter]

Yaaaay :cheerlead:
Bring your own booze tho. Im skint. :D

No wait..... Saturday and Sunday are my busiest days :sad2:

You oughta be closed on Sunday. It's Mothers Day FFS.

[minz]

Bring your own booze tho. Im skint. :D

I got a bottle of Champers will that do?

You oughta be closed on Sunday. It's Mothers Day FFS.

Mothers day is in March here in the UK and Fathers day id in June, a whole nine Months before mothers day :lol:

[Jezter]

Mothers day is in March here in the UK and Fathers day id in June, a whole nine Months before mothers day :lol:

Coincidence? I think not. :D

[minz]

Coincidence? I think not. :D

No, someone had a sense of humour :lol:

[Jezter]

No, someone had a sense of humour :lol:

Ol' Queen surprises. :D

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's Friday, think positive :)

Trying

[minz]

Trying

Yes we know your trying :lol:

Just kidding sweets, just think of 2 whole days of nothing, surely that must cheer you up a bit. :hug:

[Muddy]

:friday:

[Goofy]

Passing through, don't wait up :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tapfoot:

[minz]

Evening :wavey:

[minz]

:waiting:

[Pony]

:wave:

[minz]

:wave:

:hug:

[Muddy]

:uwank:

[Pony]

:hug:

http://i45.tinypic.com/a4anpt.jpg

[minz]

I've suddenly developed a headache :huh:

[Pony]

:(

I gotta run, I'll check back later and see if anyones still around.

:wave:

[minz]

Night pony :wave:

[minz]

I think I might take myself off to bed for an early night...

[Hal-9000]

http://i45.tinypic.com/a4anpt.jpg

:rofl:

[SmoothBob]

Is there anybody out there..

[Hal-9000]

Monday night....hello & goodbye :wavey:

[dmni]

Morning all

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

[Muddy]

:Tuesday: now there's hell on Earth..

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Tuesday....Monday #2

[minz]

*jumps on Lance* good to see you cutes, you've been missed :hug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hi Minz, how are ya? :)

Sorry, don't feel much like posting at the temp place when the site goes down, I'm not usually in the best of spirits

[minz]

Hi Minz, how are ya? :)

Sorry, don't feel much like posting at the temp place when the site goes down, I'm not usually in the best of spirits

I know hun, must be as frustrating as hell but I’m sure we ALL appreciate what you’re doing for the site and for us, plus it would be very lonely without you guys to keep me company and keep me smiling. :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

We're trying, but you are exactly right, it's very frustrating

[Pony]

Hi Minz, how are ya? :)

Sorry, don't feel much like posting at the temp place when the site goes down, I'm not usually in the best of spirits

Only drink the cheap stuff?

[minz]

Right I better get back to work, see you all later :hug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Only drink the cheap stuff?

It's all I can afford :sad2:


Right I better get back to work, see you all later :hug:

Later Minzy :bye:

[redred]

hey all

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Red :hi:

[Pony]

Crap. I don't wanna go to work. Yesterday was everything-goes-wrong-day. Today I gotta try and sort through the mess.

See ya later. :wave:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Cya Pony :bye:

[redred]

hey lance , bye pony

[Muddy]

Is this thing any closer to being sorted out?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No idea yet, we keep changing things and tightening the security, but shit keeps happening :|

[Muddy]

Did Goofy ever get that stuff installed?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The reality is, moron hackers can take down government and law enforcement websites and they have all kinds of security and firewalls to protect them, so if someone is targeting us, what chance do we even really have?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Did Goofy ever get that stuff installed?

No, the site was down all weekend

[Muddy]

Malice on the internet is a cowards game.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I agree 100%

[Jezter]

AWhatup guys?!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Jez :hi:

[Jezter]

Lnz :hi: