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Jezter
07-30-2012, 03:17 PM
Im looking for the vacation pictures Lance!!

http://tehbasement.com/showthread.php?39537-My-Pix-from-San-Francisco&p=327419

Muddy
07-30-2012, 03:55 PM
I went to vip..

Jezter
07-30-2012, 05:01 PM
I went to vip..

Very Inflamed Penis?

minz
07-30-2012, 06:41 PM
:wavey:

Hal-9000
07-30-2012, 06:47 PM
Howdy Minz, did you come for the very inflamed penis in the previous post?

minz
07-30-2012, 06:51 PM
Howdy Minz, did you come for the very inflamed penis in the previous post?

Hi gorgeous :hug: and is that the best yo u can do? :lol:

Hal-9000
07-30-2012, 06:54 PM
:sad2:


I'm tired

minz
07-30-2012, 06:58 PM
:sad2:


I'm tired

Poor excuse :hand: I finished an 80hour week yesterday, had 4 hours sleep last night then worked all day today... Im still sharp :lol:

But ok, want me to cuddle you to sleep? :empathy:

Hal-9000
07-30-2012, 06:59 PM
Thanks for the offer but the supervisor gets pissy when I nod off driving the forklift

minz
07-30-2012, 07:40 PM
Lance you little superstar :hug: thank you, thank you, thank you. :d

Teh One Who Knocks
07-30-2012, 07:43 PM
No problem, good thing you caught me before I was heading home :lol:

minz
07-30-2012, 07:44 PM
No problem, good thing you caught me before I was heading home :lol:

After the week ive had that would have been my head in the oven :lol:

Oh but its electric :sad2:

How was your hols sweet cheeks?

Hal-9000
07-30-2012, 07:58 PM
Lance you little superstar :hug: thank you, thank you, thank you. :d

ass kisser extraordinaire

minz
07-30-2012, 08:08 PM
ass kisser extraordinaire

:nutkick: I got logged out and it wouldnt give me anothe rpassword, Lance sorted it out for me :hand:

Besides, I prefer to bite :d

RBP
07-30-2012, 08:10 PM
Besides, I prefer to bite :d

bite me 8-[

minz
07-30-2012, 08:11 PM
bite me 8-[

We need a new smiley :lol:

RBP
07-30-2012, 08:13 PM
We need a new smiley :lol:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/voodoofarm/Funny/smiley_biteme.gif

minz
07-30-2012, 08:14 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/voodoofarm/Funny/smiley_biteme.gif

But do we have a reply?

RBP
07-30-2012, 08:16 PM
But do we have a reply?

:-s like of what?

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii269/theogrit/Pet%20or%20animal%20animations/3petFinni.gif

Hal-9000
07-30-2012, 08:20 PM
:nutkick: I got logged out and it wouldnt give me anothe rpassword, Lance sorted it out for me :hand:

Besides, I prefer to bite :d


= I'm a dork and forgot my password

minz
07-30-2012, 08:23 PM
= I'm a dork and forgot my password

It was just a bunch of letters and numbers from the last time I forgot it :sad2: how am I meant to remember that? :lol:

Ive changed it now to halloveshispinktutu :d

Hal-9000
07-30-2012, 08:27 PM
Mine is the name of a bird.....minzswallows :tup:

Hal-9000
07-30-2012, 08:29 PM
bad hal, bad

Hal-9000
07-30-2012, 08:30 PM
CHANGING THE SUBJECT QUICKLY...


Have any of you Brits every watched the TV show The Fades? I just procured 6 episodes from the first season :)

RBP
07-30-2012, 08:32 PM
CHANGING THE SUBJECT QUICKLY...


Have any of you Brits every watched the TV show The Fades? I just procured 6 episodes from the first season :)

LOL @ procured.

minz
07-30-2012, 08:32 PM
CHANGING THE SUBJECT QUICKLY...


Have any of you Brits every watched the TV show The Fades? I just procured 6 episodes from the first season :)

I rarely watch the TV I maybe see 2 hours a week of it. :dunno:

minz
07-30-2012, 08:33 PM
Mine is the name of a bird.....minzswallows :tup:

Who have you been talking to? :meh:

minz
07-30-2012, 08:39 PM
I cant post a picture :(

Hal-9000
07-30-2012, 08:47 PM
Who have you been talking to? :meh:


*perks up*

No one...please elaborate :)


*loosens clothing*

Jezter
07-30-2012, 08:48 PM
I cant post a picture :(

Why? Need help?

Hal-9000
07-30-2012, 08:49 PM
LOL @ procured.

Last winter I actually walked into a Best Buy and bought 2 pc games...

when I posted about the first one I said by mistake - I down-rented MW3 and is it ever good :)


:lol: old habits die hard

minz
07-30-2012, 08:51 PM
Why? Need help?

It wont show the picture It just shows the url.

Jezter
07-30-2012, 08:54 PM
It wont show the picture It just shows the url.

Did you put it between the ... tags?

minz
07-30-2012, 08:55 PM
Did you put it between the ... tags?

:yup: :(

Jezter
07-30-2012, 08:56 PM
:yup: :(

Then you probably have a wrong imagelink... May I suggest uploading the picture in question somewhere else? Assuming it is SFW, go to www.imgur.com It will give you a link you can just copy/paste. It is the Forum BBCODE link.

minz
07-30-2012, 08:57 PM
Its ok, ive logged out of photobucket now, nobody wants to see my boobies anyway. :lol:

Jezter
07-30-2012, 08:58 PM
Its ok, ive logged out of photobucket now, nobody wants to see my boobies anyway. :lol:

:shock: We do though!

You can PM it and I can post it for you... :d

Hal-9000
07-30-2012, 09:01 PM
Its ok, ive logged out of photobucket now, nobody wants to see my boobies anyway. :lol:

SCHA-WING*


*my penis just made a noise

minz
07-30-2012, 09:02 PM
Sorry boys, iive logged out now :d

RBP
07-30-2012, 09:03 PM
Sorry boys, iive logged out now :d

tease :hand:

Hal-9000
07-30-2012, 09:04 PM
oh yeah sure...you never intended, you just empty-threat all of the time [-(

Jezter
07-30-2012, 09:04 PM
Sorry boys, iive logged out now :d

You had better log back in...

Teh One Who Knocks
07-30-2012, 09:07 PM
1 :|

minz
07-30-2012, 09:09 PM
Then you probably have a wrong imagelink... May I suggest uploading the picture in question somewhere else? Assuming it is SFW, go to www.imgur.com It will give you a link you can just copy/paste. It is the Forum BBCODE link.

Thanks Jez, Ive saved that page on my pc Ill sign up tomorrow when im not so tired. :tup:

Jezter
07-30-2012, 09:11 PM
You don't need to sign up. Just upload and post. :D

Hal-9000
07-30-2012, 09:17 PM
imgur is good....any content or size that I've tried so far....

Hal-9000
07-30-2012, 09:30 PM
I'm on my way home :|


laters

minz
07-30-2012, 09:34 PM
Boobies

http://i.imgur.com/SzlY3.jpg

Leefro
07-30-2012, 09:41 PM
http://www.boomplayer.com/poker-hands/Boom/356971_587E6CC8CD

RBP
07-30-2012, 09:43 PM
Boobies

http://i.imgur.com/SzlY3.jpg

:slap:

RBP
07-30-2012, 09:45 PM
http://www.boomplayer.com/poker-hands/Boom/356971_587E6CC8CD

:lol: wow does that suck!

minz
07-30-2012, 10:32 PM
I need to sleep, sweet dreams :wavey:

RBP
07-30-2012, 10:37 PM
Night Minzy :hug:

Goofy
07-30-2012, 10:44 PM
Drunk as charged your honour :wave:

Goofy
07-30-2012, 10:44 PM
Fuckin hungry too

Teh One Who Knocks
07-30-2012, 10:53 PM
:facepalm:

Goofy
07-30-2012, 10:56 PM
Lost at an extra end at the bowls tonight :( 13-13 after 15 ends.......... then my partners decided to play crap :| I did play some shite in the middle of the game though 8-[ Fucking annoyed to lose a game we should have romped though :meh:

I'm drunk........ and off to bed :bye:

RBP
07-30-2012, 11:06 PM
Night Goofy! :wavey:

Leefro
07-30-2012, 11:14 PM
:lol: wow does that suck!

Take a look at the rest

It's about 80/20 in beat stakes

RBP
07-30-2012, 11:39 PM
later all... I am banning myself until I get some shit done. :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-31-2012, 10:53 AM
Tuesday :|

Hal-9000
07-31-2012, 01:45 PM
Mornin :wavey:

Teh One Who Knocks
07-31-2012, 01:47 PM
:hi:

Hal-9000
07-31-2012, 01:53 PM
North Canada is BEST Canada :x

Teh One Who Knocks
07-31-2012, 02:08 PM
:nuts:

Hal-9000
07-31-2012, 02:11 PM
:meatspin:

Hal-9000
07-31-2012, 02:13 PM
Must move butt to work....toodles

Teh One Who Knocks
07-31-2012, 02:13 PM
:bye:

MrsM
07-31-2012, 02:28 PM
Hi All :wave: - just a quick stop by - have too much on my plate lately

Teh One Who Knocks
07-31-2012, 02:28 PM
Morning MrsM :hi:

MrsM
07-31-2012, 02:30 PM
Hey Lance - have you adjusted back to work after your vacation?

Teh One Who Knocks
07-31-2012, 02:38 PM
Yeah, it wasn't too bad a day yesterday actually :)

Jezter
07-31-2012, 02:43 PM
Hola amigos!

Teh One Who Knocks
07-31-2012, 02:46 PM
Jez :ahoy:

Goofy
07-31-2012, 04:27 PM
What.A.Fucking.Day :|

Teh One Who Knocks
07-31-2012, 04:28 PM
What.A.Fucking.Day :|

It's.Not.Over.Yet. :|

Hal-9000
07-31-2012, 04:28 PM
Had_ a_bad_one_Goof? xvid_hdtv_part1_rar :|

Goofy
07-31-2012, 04:37 PM
It's.Not.Over.Yet. :|


Had_ a_bad_one_Goof? xvid_hdtv_part1_rar :|

My day's over thankfully :lol: It was a :suicide: day today! We've given up the lease on one of the Perth workshops so today was spent shifting loads of tools, benches, cupboards etc from one shop to another......... and now the work is starting to pile up :| One good thing may come of it though........ there's about a 60-70% chance i'll be moving back to the workshop across the road from the house which would mean the return of lunchtime Goof :D *prays*

minz
07-31-2012, 07:04 PM
:wavey:

Goofy
07-31-2012, 07:07 PM
Minzington :hi: Good day at work? Did your purse turn up?

minz
07-31-2012, 07:08 PM
Minzington :hi: Good day at work? Did your purse turn up?

Very busy day at work and no, I dont think I'll see that again. :(

Goofy
07-31-2012, 07:09 PM
Awww :( There's some real scumbag bastards in this world :|

minz
07-31-2012, 07:12 PM
Awww :( There's some real scumbag bastards in this world :|

I know, but hopefully it will serve as a lesson and they'll lock the damn door in future.

RBP
07-31-2012, 07:12 PM
Awww :( There's some real scumbag bastards in this world :|

what did Hal do now? :x

minz
07-31-2012, 07:13 PM
what did Hal do now? :x

he wont come to visit me :(

RBP
07-31-2012, 07:14 PM
he wont come to visit me :(

scumbag bastard :x

minz
07-31-2012, 07:14 PM
:lol:

Hal-9000
07-31-2012, 07:29 PM
Very busy day at work and no, I dont think I'll see that again. :(

Someone stole your purse? :(

Hal-9000
07-31-2012, 07:29 PM
what did Hal do now? :x


:( was I sleepwalking again?

Hal-9000
07-31-2012, 07:30 PM
he wont come to visit me :(

she won't pay the airfare :(

minz
07-31-2012, 07:30 PM
Someone stole your purse? :(

Yeah on Sunday, one of the girls left the staff room unlocked. :(

Hal-9000
07-31-2012, 07:31 PM
Yeah on Sunday, one of the girls left the staff room unlocked. :(

And someone walked into your staffroom while there were employees about and took it?


holy thievery Batman, sorry to hear :|

minz
07-31-2012, 07:31 PM
she won't pay the airfare :(

I never said that :hand:

RBP
07-31-2012, 07:32 PM
I never said that :hand:

:shock:

:doggybanana:

Goofy
07-31-2012, 07:32 PM
I know, but hopefully it will serve as a lesson and they'll lock the damn door in future.

Expensive lesson for you though......... keep cash on your person at all times! :)

minz
07-31-2012, 07:33 PM
And someone walked into your staffroom while there were employees about and took it?


holy thievery Batman, sorry to hear :|

Our staff room is well away from the main salon in another part of the leisure club so it's not monitored, I constantly tell them about locking it when they finish their break, perhaps now they will listen to my instructions a little more.

minz
07-31-2012, 07:34 PM
Expensive lesson for you though......... keep cash on your person at all times! :)

I have to keep a fair bit of cash in my purse to pay the freelance staff and I dont have any pockets in my uniform. :(

Hal-9000
07-31-2012, 07:40 PM
I have to keep a fair bit of cash in my purse to pay the freelance staff and I dont have any pockets in my uniform. :(

*freelance stuff*

:meatspin:

Hal-9000
07-31-2012, 07:40 PM
Our staff room is well away from the main salon in another part of the leisure club so it's not monitored, I constantly tell them about locking it when they finish their break, perhaps now they will listen to my instructions a little more.

That's still a pretty bold move for the thief....do you suspect any of your staff?

Hal-9000
07-31-2012, 07:42 PM
I never said that :hand:

and you've never offered each time I've mentioned it :lol:

I couldn't come over there anyways...I'd have to learn the language :|

Jezter
07-31-2012, 07:45 PM
Minzi Halzington :hi:

minz
07-31-2012, 07:45 PM
*freelance stuff*

:meatspin:

I use self employed staff to fill in when its busy, which is a lot at the moment.


That's still a pretty bold move for the thief....do you suspect any of your staff?

I would like to think not but I cant be sure about it. :(


and you've never offered each time I've mentioned it :lol:

I couldn't come over there anyways...I'd have to learn the language :|

I will be happy to teach you anything you like. :d

minz
07-31-2012, 07:46 PM
Minzi Halzington :hi:

Hi sexy :hug:

Hal-9000
07-31-2012, 07:47 PM
Minzi Halzington :hi:

tehJezernator :wavey:

Hal-9000
07-31-2012, 07:47 PM
I use self employed staff to fill in when its busy, which is a lot at the moment.



I would like to think not but I cant be sure about it. :(



I will be happy to teach you anything you like. :d





:shifty:

Jezter
07-31-2012, 07:55 PM
Hi sexy :hug:
Oh you... :oops:

tehJezernator :wavey:

:howdy:

Goofy
07-31-2012, 09:30 PM
Off to bed, early start tomorrow :bye:

Hal-9000
07-31-2012, 09:32 PM
Off to bed, early start tomorrow :bye:

Pubs open before noon in honor of the Olympics? :-s

minz
07-31-2012, 09:35 PM
Pubs open before noon in honor of the Olympics? :-s

It's Scotland, they dont close :lol:

Hal-9000
07-31-2012, 09:36 PM
oh yeah, they're like 7/11's over there :lol:

minz
07-31-2012, 09:36 PM
oh yeah, they're like 7/11's over there :lol:

:lol: yes.

Teh One Who Knocks
07-31-2012, 10:04 PM
*sigh*

KevinD
08-01-2012, 03:21 AM
Wed. now. Still no idea when I'll head home. Looks like parts being repaired won't be done until Fri, but after visiting repair shop today, I don't have high hopes of it working.

RBP
08-01-2012, 03:29 AM
yeek, that doesn't sound like good news, Kev.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-01-2012, 10:21 AM
:humpday:


Man I'm tired :|

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 01:01 PM
Mornin :wavey:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-01-2012, 01:08 PM
:hi:

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 02:15 PM
time to go...see you later

Teh One Who Knocks
08-01-2012, 02:15 PM
Hasta la Byebye :bye:

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 03:01 PM
Herrow again

Southern Belle
08-01-2012, 03:03 PM
Good morning!

Teh One Who Knocks
08-01-2012, 03:03 PM
:hi:

Jezter
08-01-2012, 03:51 PM
Yo sup raccoons?

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 03:54 PM
yo Jez you cock slinging gangsta

Jezter
08-01-2012, 03:55 PM
Hal, you Canadian beaver tail muncher!

KevinD
08-01-2012, 04:17 PM
Well, fuck me, guess I'm an Armadillo...

Howdy you two rejects from Boyztown Reprobates Anonymous..

Southern Belle
08-01-2012, 04:18 PM
:lol:

KevinD
08-01-2012, 04:22 PM
Oh, and Jez, just an fyi..if you ever come to Texas (or pretty much anywhere else in US) I wouldn't run around calling people "Coons" lol

Jezter
08-01-2012, 04:23 PM
Well, fuck me, guess I'm an Armadillo...

Howdy you two rejects from Boyztown Reprobates Anonymous..
No :hand: Obviously you are an aardvark. :lol:

Hi2U2 :d

:lol:

:howdy:

Jezter
08-01-2012, 04:24 PM
Oh, and Jez, just an fyi..if you ever come to Texas (or pretty much anywhere else in US) I wouldn't run around calling people "Coons" lol

Been to Texas already and will be there again. :D I am well edumacated on the proper Texas etiquette. :razz:
Plus, they were so fascinated with my accent anyway that I might be forgiven if I speak teh funny. :D

KevinD
08-01-2012, 04:24 PM
:lol:

Howdy Ma'am! :hi:

Southern Belle
08-01-2012, 04:24 PM
Oh, and Jez, just an fyi..if you ever come to Texas (or pretty much anywhere else in US) I wouldn't run around calling people "Coons" lol

:rofl:

KevinD
08-01-2012, 04:25 PM
No aardvarks in Texas...

Unless you count my third leg...lol

KevinD
08-01-2012, 04:26 PM
:rofl:

She get's it..lol

Jezter
08-01-2012, 04:26 PM
No aardvarks in Texas...

Unless you count my third leg...lol

Well you aint much in TX either, buddy! :lol: Always flying around the globe... :nana:

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 04:27 PM
Well, fuck me, guess I'm an Armadillo...

Howdy you two rejects from Boyztown Reprobates Anonymous..

anonymous? not this cowboy :lol:


I'm fine Kev thanks, you?

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 04:27 PM
Well you aint much in TX either, buddy! :lol: Always flying around the globe... :nana:

Kevin is like a super-spy :thumbsup:

KevinD
08-01-2012, 04:30 PM
Hal..That's B.R.A...

So be proud of it man!


If I was a secret agent..what would my name be? Hmm...

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 04:31 PM
Hal..That's B.R.A...

So be proud of it man!


If I was a secret agent..what would my name be? Hmm...


Rusty P. Coons :tup:

KevinD
08-01-2012, 04:32 PM
Oh, and doing fine Hal...Settled into a nice hotel in Kuala Lumpur. Nice view of the Petronas Towers (Twin towers, formerly tallest tower in world)

KevinD
08-01-2012, 04:33 PM
Holy hell, and dip my ass in sheep shit...Did Jez just say "Ain't"???!!

Jezter
08-01-2012, 04:35 PM
Holy hell, and dip my ass in sheep shit...Did Jez just say "Ain't"???!!

Im starting to speak fluent Texan... I have a book for it. :lol: Got it for Christmas present. :D

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 04:39 PM
Holy hell, and dip my ass in sheep shit...Did Jez just say "Ain't"???!!


Jez? This means hello, how are you in Texan :lol:

Muddy
08-01-2012, 04:41 PM
lol

Southern Belle
08-01-2012, 04:41 PM
My (very British) husband got one for Christmas for speaking "Southern".

Muddy
08-01-2012, 04:44 PM
My (very British) husband got one for Christmas for speaking "Southern".

Oh lord, dont do that to the poor fella.. :lol:

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 04:45 PM
My (very British) husband got one for Christmas for speaking "Southern".

How are you now with their expressions Belle?

KevinD
08-01-2012, 04:47 PM
Jez? This means hello, how are you in Texan :lol:

Close, but no cigar..At least I didn't say "Bless his heart"..lol

Southern Belle
08-01-2012, 04:48 PM
He's catching on to Southern and I'm catching on to "The Queen's English"

KevinD
08-01-2012, 04:48 PM
My (very British) husband got one for Christmas for speaking "Southern".

My quick guide to speaking southren: Put half a bag of chaw in your mouth. Then talk without spilling or swallowing any.

Southern Belle
08-01-2012, 04:50 PM
He likes to point out how many syllables I make of one syllable words.

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 04:50 PM
I've had British neighbors for over 20 years (Mum and 5 daughters) ....Mum has passed on and only one daughter lives next door now but they sure had some quaint expressions :lol:

Southern Belle
08-01-2012, 04:54 PM
Like calling an umbrella a "brolly".

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 04:56 PM
for me it's the way they phrase things....like Minz would say - it's midnite gone (I probably screwed that up :lol:)

Jezter
08-01-2012, 04:58 PM
Indubitably.

KevinD
08-01-2012, 05:00 PM
That's me out. Just looked at the clock. I have to be up in 4hrs to go see a man about a dog...

Toodles..

Southern Belle
08-01-2012, 05:03 PM
Hubby says "half six" for 6:30.

Southern Belle
08-01-2012, 05:14 PM
I think I'll go and make at least an attempt to do SOMETHING productive.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-01-2012, 05:22 PM
I've actually gotten quite a bit done today :)

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 05:39 PM
Hubby says "half six" for 6:30.

And of course - What are we going to have for tea tonight?



a bloody teabag and hot water, what else? :x

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 05:40 PM
I've actually gotten quite a bit done today :)

galleries or news stories? :-s








:dance:

minz
08-01-2012, 06:10 PM
:wavey:

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 06:14 PM
Minzalicious

minz
08-01-2012, 06:23 PM
Minzalicious

Hows my little hotty today? :hug:

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 07:03 PM
Me?


:oops: I'm horrible thanks, had to leave work early again yesterday. Today seems ok so far thanks :)

minz
08-01-2012, 07:07 PM
Me?


:oops: I'm horrible thanks, had to leave work early again yesterday. Today seems ok so far thanks :)

Awwwe, do you want me to come and play nurse maid for you? :empathy: :d

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 07:09 PM
Awwwe, do you want me to come and play nurse maid for you? :empathy: :d

Yes please...I have an outfit you can wear :face:

Muddy
08-01-2012, 07:11 PM
galleries or news stories? :-s








:dance:

:rofl:

minz
08-01-2012, 07:14 PM
Yes please...I have an outfit you can wear :face:

:mrgreen: I'll book the flight.

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 07:15 PM
I'll come over there...I can pretend to be an Olympic athlete

the 100 meter wank :wank:

minz
08-01-2012, 07:17 PM
I'll come over there...I can pretend to be an Olympic athlete

the 100 meter wank :wank:

Hmmmm, dont be wearing yourself out now. :lol:

Muddy
08-01-2012, 07:17 PM
Do it Hal.. 50 shades of gray her assss..

http://i.imgur.com/4yrxQ.jpg

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 07:17 PM
Hmmmm, dont be wearing yourself out now. :lol:

Last night I set a new distance record :face:

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 07:18 PM
Do it Hal.. 50 shades of gray her assss..

http://i.imgur.com/4yrxQ.jpg

Once Minz had me, she'd never go back to real men :cool:

minz
08-01-2012, 07:18 PM
Do it Hal.. 50 shades of gray her assss..

http://i.imgur.com/4yrxQ.jpg

:-k

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 07:19 PM
spank spank spank is what he means Minz...apparently the novel has some bondage passages

minz
08-01-2012, 07:20 PM
spank spank spank is what he means Minz...apparently the novel has some bondage passages

Ive read the first book.

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 07:21 PM
Did the novel make your other hand wander and start checking for squirrels? :face:

minz
08-01-2012, 07:23 PM
Did the novel make your other hand wander and start checking for squirrels? :face:

No it was a paperback copy so I needed two hands just to hold the damn book open, but it has given me a few idea's :lol:

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 07:24 PM
I hate hardcover books...every time I start jerking off....BAM!!! book in the face :|

minz
08-01-2012, 07:24 PM
I hate hardcover books...every time I start jerking off....BAM!!! book in the face :|

Face?

minz
08-01-2012, 07:25 PM
Oh yeah :rofl: I wont say it...

Jezter
08-01-2012, 07:34 PM
Checking in as it is half time. :D

minz
08-01-2012, 07:42 PM
Hi Jez :hug:

Jezter
08-01-2012, 07:58 PM
Hi Jez :hug:

I'll check on you after the game. :hug:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-01-2012, 08:05 PM
Time to mosey on home :bye:

Goofy
08-01-2012, 08:31 PM
We got fucking pumped at the bowls tonight :( Still at Crieff bowling club, lager is good thankfully :lol:

Heres my view from the club steps....
http://img.tapatalk.com/5c28fefb-921c-d9ce.jpg

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 08:36 PM
We got fucking pumped at the bowls tonight :( Still at Crieff bowling club, lager is good thankfully :lol:

Heres my view from the club steps....
http://img.tapatalk.com/5c28fefb-921c-d9ce.jpg


nice .....ummm......open lawn with nothing on it?

must be a riveting sport :lol: :lol:

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 08:37 PM
This one's for Minz :oops: :oops: :oops:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm_z0RdiQ7U

Jezter
08-01-2012, 08:40 PM
Okay... time for bed. Just game to check on Minz as promised.

Teh One Who Knocks
08-01-2012, 09:21 PM
3 :|

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 09:26 PM
3 :|

You know if you countdown every working day of your life..at the end before you die.......you'll be a real good counter :)

Teh One Who Knocks
08-01-2012, 09:32 PM
You know if you countdown every working day of your life..at the end before you die.......you'll be a real good counter :)

:slap:

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 09:33 PM
ONE! One slap....aaa, aaa, aaah! :)

Teh One Who Knocks
08-01-2012, 09:34 PM
ONE! One slap....aaa, aaa, aaah! :)

:chair:

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 09:35 PM
Lance!! quit beating me off :x

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 09:38 PM
This one's for Minz :oops: :oops: :oops:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm_z0RdiQ7U



:rolleyes: Oh Minzy?

minz
08-01-2012, 09:39 PM
I'm not watching that. :huh:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-01-2012, 09:40 PM
Lance!! quit beating me off :x

:stfu:

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 09:41 PM
I'm not watching that. :huh:

Why? Cause it isn't Slipknot or Megadeth or Pink Floyd? :lol:


expand your horizons girl....the leads are attractive and check out the car the dude is driving :thumbsup:

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 09:42 PM
:stfu:

Two!...two smacks to the head! ...aaaaa, aaaa, ah :)

Teh One Who Knocks
08-01-2012, 09:44 PM
Two!...two smacks to the head! ...aaaaa, aaaa, ah :)

:fire:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-01-2012, 09:45 PM
Why? Cause it isn't Slipknot or Megadeth or Pink Floyd? :lol:


expand your horizons girl....the leads are attractive and check out the car the dude is driving :thumbsup:

Minz is a music snob?

:facepalm:

minz
08-01-2012, 09:45 PM
Now the chain saw to finish him off :lol:

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 09:47 PM
Now the chain saw to finish him off :lol:


piss off! :lol:

he just peed on me, that's like the silver medal of forum smilies :dance:

minz
08-01-2012, 09:53 PM
Minz is a music snob?

:facepalm:

No not a music snob, just wary of anything posted by Hal that ive never heard of :lol:

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 10:01 PM
:sad2: it was a nice song and the little story reminded me of you and I



:(

minz
08-01-2012, 10:03 PM
:sad2: it was a nice song and the little story reminded me of you and I



:(

OK, I'll listen to it.

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 10:06 PM
ok so maybe the chick is scalding hot and shows her panties towards the end :oops:


it's still a nice story :lol:

Hal-9000
08-01-2012, 11:21 PM
Time to go home :wavey:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-02-2012, 10:40 AM
Is it Friday yet? :|

MrsM
08-02-2012, 01:05 PM
Morning - just a quick drive by to say Hi :wave:

I'm trying to get everything done so I can try to enjoy my vacation next week

How is everyone?

KevinD
08-02-2012, 01:16 PM
It will be when I wake up, lol.

Man I feel like shake and bake tonight. Spent the whole day doing BOSET (BAsic Offshore Safety emergency Training) Was dunked repeatedly in Pool, the had to do some basic firefighting stuff. Get back to hotel, they've lost my laundry.

This is part of the water training: HUET (Helicopter Underwater Egress Training) Not the best vid, but funnily enough, I as actually in this pool Oct of 2011.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du6y1NhTJyA

Teh One Who Knocks
08-02-2012, 01:16 PM
MrsM :hi:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-02-2012, 01:16 PM
Kev :hi:

KevinD
08-02-2012, 01:19 PM
Here's a vid (from a different facility) that gives an Idea how it is inside, and underwater. There is a re-breather device that is used to allow you to stay under long


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JaMaV7Mf7c

KevinD
08-02-2012, 01:21 PM
Hey Lance, Mrs.

I'm alright, tired though. Got an early flight in the Am back to east coast of Malaysia.

KevinD
08-02-2012, 01:31 PM
Anyone else notice that if you post (at least in quick reply box) , then after it's posted, refresh page, and your last writing is still in Quick reply box?

Teh One Who Knocks
08-02-2012, 01:37 PM
Nope, doesn't happen here

Hal-9000
08-02-2012, 02:52 PM
mornin :wavey:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-02-2012, 02:56 PM
:ahoy:

Hal-9000
08-02-2012, 02:58 PM
aye matey a squall has blown up and it's actually raining outside...


well shiver me timbers and scrape me barnacles! :face:

Teh One Who Knocks
08-02-2012, 03:00 PM
Hmmmm :-k

RBP
08-02-2012, 03:02 PM
morning.... here for a few.

Lance, Hal... :hi:

Hal-9000
08-02-2012, 03:04 PM
Mornin RB to the Pee

Teh One Who Knocks
08-02-2012, 04:22 PM
*sigh*

RBP
08-02-2012, 08:09 PM
I am out to study - be back later. :bye:

Goofy
08-02-2012, 08:22 PM
off for a nap

:bye:

Hal-9000
08-02-2012, 08:37 PM
:lol: Eye saw that...

Teh One Who Knocks
08-02-2012, 09:10 PM
4 :|

minz
08-02-2012, 09:32 PM
:|

Hal-9000
08-02-2012, 09:35 PM
what's wrong Minz?

Arkady Renko
08-02-2012, 09:36 PM
:nana:

minz
08-02-2012, 09:43 PM
what's wrong Minz?

Nothing a hug wouldnt cure.


:nana:

:nana:

Hal-9000
08-02-2012, 09:44 PM
Naked gropey hug from behind, with you possibly blindfolded?


:face: I'm here to help

minz
08-02-2012, 09:53 PM
Naked gropey hug from behind, with you possibly blindfolded?


:face: I'm here to help

Thank you :hug: Do you do cuddling to sleep also? :d

Hal-9000
08-02-2012, 10:20 PM
yes, sheep are in my repertoire too :thumbsup:



SLEEP!!!, I said sleep :shock:

Arkady Renko
08-02-2012, 10:42 PM
you trying to lure tarro in here or what?

good night everyone, I'm off to bed.

Hal-9000
08-02-2012, 10:42 PM
Good night Irene

minz
08-02-2012, 10:42 PM
Sweet dreams AK :hug:

RBP
08-02-2012, 10:54 PM
:bye:

:slap:

RBP
08-02-2012, 10:54 PM
Hi Minzy :hug:

minz
08-02-2012, 10:56 PM
Hi Minzy :hug:

Hi sweets :hug:

KevinD
08-02-2012, 11:17 PM
Good Friday morning you magnificent bastards!

redred
08-02-2012, 11:17 PM
hey kev where you too bud?

KevinD
08-02-2012, 11:18 PM
A funny I got in email :



Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled:
“Survivor, Texas-Style!”
The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas ,
then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio .
Then over to Houston and down to Brownsville .
They will proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso ,
Odessa , Midland , Lubbock , and Amarillo .
From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth .
Finally back to Dallas .
Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with bumper stickers that read:

1 “ I'm a Democrat”
2 “Amnesty for Illegals”
3 “I love the Dixie Chicks”
4 “Boycott Beef”
5 “I Voted for Obama”
6 “ George Strait Sucks”
7 “Reelect Obama in 2012”
and...
8 “I'm here to confiscate your guns”

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins!
God Bless Texas !

minz
08-02-2012, 11:21 PM
Good Friday morning you magnificent bastards!

Good, Friday early hours to you too Kev :hug:

KevinD
08-02-2012, 11:23 PM
Back to the east coast of Malaysia. I was in Kuala Lumpur for a spot of training. Now back to Kemaman. Flight leave in about 2 more hours. Was hoping my wife would be online so could chat with her for a bit.

redred
08-02-2012, 11:26 PM
you do get about a bit kev :tup: it was bad enough when i done that around the UK but around the world like you do is crazy to think about

Hal-9000
08-02-2012, 11:28 PM
Time to roll :bye: