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Goofy
03-20-2013, 05:45 PM
Hola :wave:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-20-2013, 05:45 PM
Aloh :-s
Goofy
03-20-2013, 05:50 PM
Vera? :-k
Teh One Who Knocks
03-20-2013, 05:51 PM
Vera? :-k
:slap:
Goofy
03-20-2013, 05:53 PM
:dance:
In other news, i managed to superglue my thumb to my forefinger earlier today :mrgreen:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-20-2013, 05:55 PM
:dance:
In other news, i managed to superglue my thumb to my forefinger earlier today :mrgreen:
:facepalm:
meh. back to work :bye:
:bye:
Goofy
03-20-2013, 06:00 PM
:facepalm:
:lol: I was actually starting to worry, wasnt just a little bit stuck....... took me about 15 mins in hot water to pry the fuckers apart :lol: Think i'll go rob a bank tonight, they'll get fuck all fingerprints from me :mrgreen:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-20-2013, 06:02 PM
:lol: I was actually starting to worry, wasnt just a little bit stuck....... took me about 15 mins in hot water to pry the fuckers apart :lol: Think i'll go rob a bank tonight, they'll get fuck all fingerprints from me :mrgreen:
:watching:
Goofy
03-20-2013, 06:11 PM
I seem to be pretty good at glueing myself to things :lol: I've done far worse things at work.......... had a bottle of paint stripper explode in my face once! It had been sitting in sunlight and unknown to me it had pressurised........ i went to take the cap off and the cap kinda exploded off along with a bunch of paint stripper right in my face! Most scared ive ever been in my life, felt like boiling water had been poured in my face! Thank fuck i had my goggles on at the time or it couldve been bye bye vision :shock:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-20-2013, 06:14 PM
Holy crap :shock:
Closest I came to losing an eye was back at the machine shop I worked at in Vermont. I was back in the steel rack area looking for some stock and I didn't notice one of the steel rods wasn't pushed all the way in, even though it was at eye level. Walked right into it....but luckily I had my safety glasses on. Put a long deep gouge in them though.
Hola :wave:
And just where have you been? :spank:
Goofy
03-20-2013, 06:20 PM
I've been to the ER a couple of times, both through stupidity (not wearing safety glasses when grinding) - first time they managed to get the bit of metal out easily enough, second time i had to be referred to the eye specialist - they clamp your head in a vice, shine a bright fucking light in your eye then go to work on you with a huge fucker of a needle :lol: Had to wear an eye patch for a few days after that and use eye drops for a couple of weeks! Fucking hated those eye drops.........
Teh One Who Knocks
03-20-2013, 06:22 PM
I've been to the ER a couple of times, both through stupidity (not wearing safety glasses when grinding) - first time they managed to get the bit of metal out easily enough, second time i had to be referred to the eye specialist - they clamp your head in a vice, shine a bright fucking light in your eye then go to work on you with a huge fucker of a needle :lol: Had to wear an eye patch for a few days after that and use eye drops for a couple of weeks! Fucking hated those eye drops.........
I was using a strap wrench on a part that was in a speed chuck. The wrench got bound up on the part, ripped the wrench out of my hands, came all the way around and hit me square on the head. I don't ever remember seeing so much blood before. 20 stitches to sew it up. :lol:
Goofy
03-20-2013, 06:23 PM
And just where have you been? :spank:
Hiding in the bushes behind your house :shifty:
Had last week off work, Cheltenham Festival week amongst other things! Also done some decorating and furniture moving (new carpet fitted) plus a job for a mate. Hardly went near the PC last week tbh - needed a breather :) How you doing? Did you miss me? :D
Goofy
03-20-2013, 06:26 PM
I was using a strap wrench on a part that was in a speed chuck. The wrench got bound up on the part, ripped the wrench out of my hands, came all the way around and hit me square on the head. I don't ever remember seeing so much blood before. 20 stitches to sew it up. :lol:
Hahahaha, thats a belter :lol: Lost count of the amount of stitches my hands have had over the years, luckily none needed elsewhere on the body! I've actually got some really good paper stitches at the work nowadays....... just in case :lol:
Hiding in the bushes behind your house :shifty:
Had last week off work, Cheltenham Festival week amongst other things! Also done some decorating and furniture moving (new carpet fitted) plus a job for a mate. Hardly went near the PC last week tbh - needed a breather :) How you doing? Did you miss me? :D
I'm doing ok thanks, just off to check the bushes at the back there, thought I saw some dirty old man in them last week. :lol:
And yes, you were missed. :hug:
Goofy
03-20-2013, 06:30 PM
I'm doing ok thanks, just off to check the bushes at the back there, thought I saw some dirty old man in them last week. :lol:
And yes, you were missed. :hug:
Hoi...... less of the 'old' :lol:
Hal-9000
03-20-2013, 06:48 PM
I have a head injury list but I think Goof eclipses me for pure stupidity so I won't post
:lol:
Goofy
03-20-2013, 06:56 PM
I have a head injury list but I think Goof eclipses me for pure stupidity so I won't post
:lol:
:dance:
I managed to get black windscreen primer on my face one day too :facepalm: The primer had hardened over near the top of the bottle so i stuck a screwdriver through it to break the seal and get into the primer.......... yep, it just splashed straight up onto my face :facepalm: Spent the next 5 minutes wiping my face with paint thinners........ which was fun :|
Goofy
03-20-2013, 06:58 PM
Oh, and i knocked myself out cutting off an exhaust on one of my old cars one day too......... didnt realise i was so close to cutting through the thing, seems the backbox swung down and clocked me on the head - out cold :lol:
I have done some really stupid things at work......... how am i still alive? :-k
Goofy
03-20-2013, 06:58 PM
I've set myself on fire twice at work too :tup:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-20-2013, 06:59 PM
:shakehead:
Goofy
03-20-2013, 07:00 PM
:bananadance:
Hal-9000
03-20-2013, 07:04 PM
Oh, and i knocked myself out cutting off an exhaust on one of my old cars one day too......... didnt realise i was so close to cutting through the thing, seems the backbox swung down and clocked me on the head - out cold :lol:
I have done some really stupid things at work......... how am i still alive? :-k
we changed the profiling of some of our racking and I was walking at a good clip, reading something....next thing I know I wake up on the ground and my group leader is fondling me. So I scream at him - BACK OFF HOMO! and he explains that I was knocked out and he was helping me up :lol:
I had a 4 inch bar imprint across my forehead for days
Hal-9000
03-20-2013, 07:04 PM
I've set myself on fire twice at work too :tup:
:rofl:
Goofy
03-20-2013, 07:12 PM
we changed the profiling of some of our racking and I was walking at a good clip, reading something....next thing I know I wake up on the ground and my group leader is fondling me. So I scream at him - BACK OFF HOMO! and he explains that I was knocked out and he was helping me up :lol:
I had a 4 inch bar imprint across my forehead for days
Hahahahahahaha
:rofl:
The latest one happened just a couple of months back, was lying on the ground welding a patch on a sill......... my right hand side suddenly began to feel hot........ turns out my lying board isnt completely fire retardant, a bit of weld splatter must have landed on it and set it alight, along with me :mrgreen: Glad i had my welding gloves on to pat the flames out with :lol: My first thought was "shit, my phone's in my right hand pocket!" No damage done to the phone though thankfully :lol: First time was years ago grinding something on the workbench on a saturday while wearing tracksuit bottoms :facepalm:
Goofy
03-20-2013, 07:13 PM
The heath and safety guys would have a field day at our workshop :lol:
I've set myself on fire twice at work too :tup:
My ex hubby did that, speaks volumes about the people we 'trust' our cars with. :lol:
:dance:
In other news, i managed to superglue my thumb to my forefinger earlier today :mrgreen:
Everything is OK.
http://i.imgur.com/hlCDFzi.jpg
Goofy
03-20-2013, 07:41 PM
My ex hubby did that, speaks volumes about the people we 'trust' our cars with. :lol:
:dance:
Everything is OK.
http://i.imgur.com/hlCDFzi.jpg
Thats the first thing my workmate did :lol:
First time was years ago grinding something on the workbench on a saturday while wearing tracksuit bottoms :facepalm:
Liar,Liar
Goofy
03-20-2013, 07:53 PM
Liar,Liar
Yep, pants on fire :mrgreen:
KevinD
03-20-2013, 07:56 PM
Okay gang, I'm out. Y'all have a good 'un.
:rofl:
I've never caught myself on fire, gotten any work related stitches or knocked myself silly. *knocks on wood*
I have nearly put a phillips screwdriver through my hand and loosened a few teeth when my air ratchet broke. (I was under a car with my foot planted against the tire pulling with both hands, popped myself in the face with the tool).
Recently I was sitting in my chair swinging at something with my mini-sledge, missed and hammered my kneecap full swing. Still have a hard bump where none should be.
Goofy
03-20-2013, 08:15 PM
:rofl:
I've never caught myself on fire, gotten any work related stitches or knocked myself silly. *knocks on wood*
You're no fun :hand:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-20-2013, 08:38 PM
How can it only be Wednesday afternoon? :wha:
Goofy
03-20-2013, 08:58 PM
How can it only be Wednesday afternoon? :wha:
I hear ya! ..........I'm gonna be working all day on saturday too :cheers: [/sarcasm]
Teh One Who Knocks
03-20-2013, 09:02 PM
If I don't feel any better by the end of the week, I might take Friday off.
And then of course once the weekend gets here, the weather is supposed to turn shitty. Supposed to snow AGAIN on the weekend :meh:
Goofy
03-20-2013, 09:17 PM
We've had snow on and off all day today :| Doesnt look like it's lying though since there was plenty of rain beforehand
Teh One Who Knocks
03-20-2013, 09:18 PM
4 of the last 5 weekends have been crappy weather :wha:
We're forcast heavy snow for Thursday, Friday and Saturday, :( wtf happened to spring?
Goofy
03-20-2013, 09:28 PM
We're forcast heavy snow for Thursday, Friday and Saturday, :( wtf happened to spring?
That was in february, we're back to winter now - summer has been cancelled :)
Teh One Who Knocks
03-20-2013, 09:30 PM
:woohoo:
That was in february, we're back to winter now - summer has been cancelled :)
No shit :lol: they are saying gale force winds too... great.... I need a 4 wheel drive car if this continues, great excuse to go and buy that nice little TT I've been selling to myself for the last 6 months. :d
Looks like the further North it goes the heavier the snow, you're screwed mate. :wha:
Fodster
03-20-2013, 09:36 PM
Morning Wide Boys
Goofy
03-20-2013, 09:36 PM
:woohoo:
You don't like summer? :-s Take some hayfever tablets and suck it up princess :hand:
No shit :lol: they are saying gale force winds too... great.... I need a 4 wheel drive car if this continues, great excuse to go and buy that nice little TT I've been selling to myself for the last 6 months. :d
Buy a tractor :tup:
Looks like the further North it goes the heavier the snow, you're screwed mate. :wha:
It's not snowing right now at least :lol: Probably wake up to a shitload of it though :sad2:
Goofy
03-20-2013, 09:38 PM
Morning Wide Boys
Minz might take offence to that :P Fodman :hi: Hows the other side of the planet today?
Teh One Who Knocks
03-20-2013, 09:38 PM
Morning Wide Boys
:hi:
You don't like summer? :-s Take some hayfever tablets and suck it up princess :hand:
Summer sucks, too fucking hot :hand:
Goofy
03-20-2013, 09:38 PM
Summer sucks, too fucking hot :hand:
You really should move to Scotland, you'd love our climate :lol:
Fodster
03-20-2013, 09:39 PM
Minz might take offence to that :P Fodman :hi: Hows the other side of the planet today?
Beautiful day here today, Currently 20deg with 68% Humidity at 8.39am.. this weekend is supposed to be scorchino.
How is your neck of the woods?
Goofy
03-20-2013, 09:41 PM
Beautiful day here today, Currently 20deg with 68% Humidity at 8.39am.. this weekend is supposed to be scorchino.
How is your neck of the woods?
The usual, cold, snowy, rainy crap :lol: I don't bother checking the forecast anymore since i predict it myself - rain followed by occasional glimpses of sunshine followed by snow
Fodster
03-20-2013, 09:42 PM
I don't miss that one bit ;)
Goofy
03-20-2013, 09:43 PM
What age were you when you emigrated?
Fodster
03-20-2013, 09:45 PM
26, came here on a working holiday visa with intention to travel, found a job within 3 weeks and got a visa after around 8 months, very lucky,
Teh One Who Knocks
03-20-2013, 09:46 PM
You really should move to Scotland, you'd love our climate :lol:
We can swap places for the summer :tup:
One of the girls I had working for me is on a working Hol in Australia, she went last month.
Fodster
03-20-2013, 09:48 PM
One of the girls I had working for me is on a working Hol in Australia, she went last month.
Does she need somewhere to stay....:bananadance:
Does she need somewhere to stay....:bananadance:
She's with her boyfriend :lol:
Fodster
03-20-2013, 09:49 PM
She's with her boyfriend :lol:
:banghead:
Where are you from orininally?
Fodster
03-20-2013, 09:50 PM
Where are you from orininally?
Midlands in England
Midlands in England
Brum?
Fodster
03-20-2013, 09:52 PM
East Midlands, Lincoln, near Notts
How about you?
Fodster
03-20-2013, 09:53 PM
Home of an awesome Cathedral
http://noeticbusiness.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/lincoln_cathedralnew.jpg
East Midlands, Lincoln, near Notts
How about you?
Cheshire, close to Knutsford.
Fodster
03-20-2013, 09:53 PM
Bloody old too: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lincoln_Cathedral
Fodster
03-20-2013, 09:54 PM
Cheshire, close to Knutsford.
My old man was from Manchestor
Goofy
03-20-2013, 09:57 PM
26, came here on a working holiday visa with intention to travel, found a job within 3 weeks and got a visa after around 8 months, very lucky,
Staying there forever then?
We can swap places for the summer :tup:
Nah, tbh i don't think i'd cope with your summers, too fucking hot for me :lol: Scottish summers are just fine, 10C with a chance of rain :dance:
I'm about 20 miles outside of the city centre in the middle of the countryside, much quieter here. :tup:
Staying there forever then?
Nah, tbh i don't think i'd cope with your summers, too fucking hot for me :lol: Scottish summers are just fine, 10C with a chance of rain :dance:
A Scottish summer, don't think I've ever heard of one of those before. :-k
Fodster
03-20-2013, 09:59 PM
Staying there forever then?
Yeh mate, dont think I could ever move back to the UK now. The way of life here is top notch. Fucking expensive tho... $8/9 a schooner of beer, which is 2/3 of a pint and around £6 :(
I'm about 20 miles outside of the city centre in the middle of the countryside, much quieter here. :tup:
Isn't that where all the footballers live too? You been to Oz Minz?
Goofy
03-20-2013, 10:01 PM
A Scottish summer, don't think I've ever heard of one of those before. :-k
It lasts for about 10 mins....... usually on a monday in july :)
Yeh mate, dont think I could ever move back to the UK now. The way of life here is top notch. Fucking expensive tho... $8/9 a schooner of beer, which is 2/3 of a pint and around £6 :(
All relative though, wages will surely be higher than over here :)
Yeh mate, dont think I could ever move back to the UK now. The way of life here is top notch. Fucking expensive tho... $8/9 a schooner of beer, which is 2/3 of a pint and around £6 :(
Isn't that where all the footballers live too? You been to Oz Minz?
Yeah we have all the footballers, bankers and pilots living around here, full of their own self importance. :roll:
Never been to Oz but my sister married one so she's there all the time.
Fodster
03-20-2013, 10:05 PM
All relative though, wages will surely be higher than over here :)
Yeh sure are, but even so buying a house somewhere even 20k from the city is ridiculously expensive as a single person. Luckily I live in the burbs and work here too so don't have to commute etc 10 mins from beach too :D
Yeah we have all the footballers, bankers and pilots living around here, full of their own self importance. :roll:
Never been to Oz but my sister married one so she's there all the time.
You should try and get over, it really is special
You should try and get over, it really is special
The are so many places I want to visit, Aus included but I'm terrified of flying. :(
Fodster
03-20-2013, 10:15 PM
ha ha a 24 hour flight is not what you really need then hey :)
Would be a long boat ride that's for sure..
Goofy
03-20-2013, 10:23 PM
I'd like to go to Oz for the boxing day test at the MCG :tup: The heat would fucking kill me though :(
Fodster
03-20-2013, 10:25 PM
You off to the Ashes Goof?
Goofy
03-20-2013, 10:51 PM
Nah, can't afford it mate! Would love to go one day though......... my dad's been to most of the grounds in England (Lords, Trent Bridge, The Oval, Edgbaston) before i was born, we've been to a couple of Scotland games in Edinburgh but that's about it for me.
Goofy
03-20-2013, 10:52 PM
Finally got around to making my Breaking Bad sig :cheers: Even got scientific and came up with a new element - Goofidium, atomic number 119 :lol: Mr White would be proud!
Goofy
03-20-2013, 10:53 PM
Time for a shower then some shut eye, later folks :bye:
Fodster
03-20-2013, 10:55 PM
See ya mate :wave:
KevinD
03-21-2013, 12:20 AM
In for a bit.
Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 12:21 AM
In for a bit.
I'm not your wife, no need for the warning
I have spent too much time arguing with leftists today. Pretentious fucks that they are. Anyway, I have a school deadline so :bye:
Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 12:31 AM
I have spent too much time arguing with leftists today. Pretentious fucks that they are. Anyway, I have a school deadline so :bye:
tsk tsk, you should really try and be more liberal with your interactions with others
:dance:
Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 12:36 AM
Blackberry stocks went from 10 bucks to 22
an intrepid guy with about 10000 bucks to blow (and some courage) could have made some nice green on that
Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 12:53 AM
weeeell, I gots some piratin to do :thumbsup:
have a pleasant evening
fuck. an hour past new new deadlines for sleep.
11:00 when I have work.
12:00 when I have a school deadline.
I had a deadline tonight but now it's almost 1:00.\
I'm trying :sad2:
Korpiklaani
03-21-2013, 09:25 AM
Someone read Korpi a bedtime story. I'm tired but can't sleep!!
Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 10:26 AM
I really don't wanna be here today :|
Me either, I have so much to get done outside of work.
Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 11:47 AM
I have no motivation at all
I brought my bills and my buddys new laptop to work with me to try and get some shit done while here.
Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 11:56 AM
I gotta sit down and schedule some bills to get paid too...so much fun :|
These are last months bills. :lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 12:02 PM
:doh:
I went back to bed this morning... because I could. Still tired though. :|
Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 01:19 PM
I'm exhausted...between this head cold and my insomnia this week, I feel like a freaking zombie :|
Goofy
03-21-2013, 01:23 PM
Is it saturday yet? :yawn:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 01:24 PM
I'll settle for Friday afternoon
I'm exhausted...between this head cold and my insomnia this week, I feel like a freaking zombie :|
:zombie:
Hope you get feeling better. Ugh, work time already. :|
:bye:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 01:26 PM
Later bud :bye:
Goofy
03-21-2013, 01:26 PM
I'll settle for Friday afternoon
I'm working saturday :x
Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 01:26 PM
I'm working saturday :x
Suck it up Princess :hand:
Goofy
03-21-2013, 01:31 PM
:sad2: It's only halfway through thursday and already i can't be bothered........ gonna be a long couple of days :|
Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 01:32 PM
Whistle a happy tune :tup:
Goofy
03-21-2013, 01:38 PM
I don't wanna :sad:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 01:38 PM
Then suffer :hand:
Goofy
03-21-2013, 01:39 PM
Also, my shoulder has been killing me for over a week now :| It's always been pretty dodgy but seems to be getting worse........ has to be my right shoulder too :|
Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 01:40 PM
That doesn't sound too good mate
Goofy
03-21-2013, 01:44 PM
It's been pretty fucked since i was a kid, played cricket for years - think that's what caused it. I had a torn rotator cuff muscle at one point and i think it's escalated from there! It makes lots of crunching noises :tup:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 01:46 PM
OUCH!
Goofy
03-21-2013, 01:52 PM
Work time, ciao for now :wave:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 01:54 PM
Have a good one mate :bye:
KevinD
03-21-2013, 02:49 PM
Thursday morning checkin. Just sitting at the shop, waiting on a part to be delivered, then head to Ft Worth area. IF I get that rig fixed in time, I'll be heading from there to southern Oklahoma later today. If not, then in the morning.
Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 02:51 PM
I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee :dance:
Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 02:57 PM
Mornin :wavey:
Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 02:57 PM
I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee :dance:
:slap:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 02:58 PM
Mornin :wavey:
:ahoy:
:slap:
What? :-s
Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 03:00 PM
you are not an Okie from Muskogee [-(
Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 03:01 PM
I'm not? :(
KevinD
03-21-2013, 03:11 PM
No....
Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 03:33 PM
I'm not? :(
You're an idiot savante from Vermont..
I may only be half right on that one :-k
Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 03:39 PM
You're an idiot savante from Vermont..
I may only be half right on that one :-k
:x
Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 03:41 PM
Make all the Kim Jong Il faces you want, it's still true :dance:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 03:44 PM
I was born in Boston [-(
Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 03:51 PM
I was born in Boston [-(
:-k that's a tough one to rhyme....hmmm
You're a dolphin from Boston? :-s
Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 03:55 PM
:-k that's a tough one to rhyme....hmmm
You're a dolphin from Boston? :-s
:stfu:
Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 03:56 PM
You have a poster of Bobby Orr in your room, don't you
Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 03:57 PM
I'm not that old :hand:
But I did have a poster of Ray Bourque on my wall growing up :tup:
KevinD
03-21-2013, 04:11 PM
Part arrived, so, I'm outta here. Yak at y'all later.
Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 04:14 PM
I'm not that old :hand:
But I did have a poster of Ray Bourque on my wall growing up :tup:
I have had a poster of Katarina Witt on my wall...
my parents had a rough go of it with me :lol:
Holy shit the wind is making it soooo cold outside. :cold:
Goofy
03-21-2013, 06:03 PM
Holy shit the wind is making it soooo cold outside. :cold:
Stay inside then :-s
Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 06:04 PM
Stay inside then :-s
:bazinga:
Stay inside then :-s
I am now, had to go and put the bins away because the lazy feckers in these flats are too mard to go out in the cold. :meh:
Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 06:07 PM
Holy shit the wind is making it soooo cold outside. :cold:
oh heavens forfend....do I have to take a picture of what's going on outside my door?
Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 06:10 PM
oh heavens forfend....do I have to take a picture of what's going on outside my door?
We're getting more snow...on the weekend....again :|
High on Saturday of 10° (-12C)....it's freaking almost April now
oh heavens forfend....do I have to take a picture of what's going on outside my door?
No.... Just come and keep me warm. :d
Goofy
03-21-2013, 06:15 PM
I am now, had to go and put the bins away because the lazy feckers in these flats are too mard to go out in the cold. :meh:
Want me to come over and rough them up? :maniac:
oh heavens forfend....do I have to take a picture of what's going on outside my door?
Lots of people pointing and laughing at you? :-k
We're getting more snow...on the weekend....again :|
High on Saturday of 10° (-12C)....it's freaking almost April now
Same here, more snow due - don't think it'll be that cold though, probably hover around the 0C mark
Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 06:17 PM
snow...coming down
wind...blowing hard
me...having penis shrinkage indoors
Spring time in Canada! :cheers:
me...having penis shrinkage indoors
This is one of those times when you need a smiley with a magnifying lamp. :rofl:
Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 06:21 PM
This is one of those times when you need a smiley with a magnifying lamp. :rofl:
you remind me of my mother
:lol:
you remind me of my mother
:lol:
Yeah, someone who could cook, clean and make your sammiches. :roll:
Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 06:31 PM
Yeah, someone who could cook, clean and make your sammiches. :roll:
noooo, I was thinking more along the line of looks/age/attitude
my Ma hasn't cooked or cleaned for me since I was 12 :sad2:
Goofy
03-21-2013, 06:33 PM
Off for a bit :waves:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 06:33 PM
Later mate :bye:
Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 06:35 PM
Off for a bit :waves:
you've been off for quite a few years
:wavey:
Off for a bit :waves:
Wondered what that smell was. :lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 09:13 PM
Hoe Lee Fuck....when will this week end? :|
redred
03-21-2013, 09:20 PM
Sunday 23:59 ?
Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 09:27 PM
Sunday 23:59 ?
:fire:
redred
03-21-2013, 09:31 PM
:nana:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 09:32 PM
Plus the week ends on Saturday, not Sunday :hand:
redred
03-21-2013, 09:44 PM
Does not
Does not
Course it does, he's domesticated now. :lol:
Fodster
03-21-2013, 09:46 PM
:wave: Friday morning, 7 hours to go till the weekend :bananadance:
Fodster
03-21-2013, 09:52 PM
Hey Minz, how are you today? or yesterday should I say :D
Hey Minz, how are you today? or yesterday should I say :D
I'm good thanks, had a little bit of time off today ahead of a very busy weekend ahead, hows things with you?
Fodster
03-21-2013, 10:02 PM
All good here thanks, ready for a big weekend too, heading to the city tonight to mix it up, golf tomorrow and Sisters 30th Sat night/Sunday...whats your plans?
Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 10:03 PM
:wave: Friday morning, 7 hours to go till the weekend :bananadance:
:slap:
Fodster
03-21-2013, 10:04 PM
:slap:
Now now :nana:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 10:05 PM
Does not
http://i.imgur.com/BHCpTQA.jpg
What day of the week is at the start on the calendar? :-s
All good here thanks, ready for a big weekend too, heading to the city tonight to mix it up, golf tomorrow and Sisters 30th Sat night/Sunday...whats your plans?
No plans as such just working all weekend, we're fully booked so it's going to be hard going. :lol:
Fodster
03-21-2013, 10:09 PM
What do you do, run a B&B?
What do you do, run a B&B?
No I run a hotel beauty spa.
Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 10:13 PM
Plus the week ends on Saturday, not Sunday :hand:
:slap:
Real calendars, week ends on Sunday
Fodster
03-21-2013, 10:18 PM
No I run a hotel beauty spa.
:tup:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 10:21 PM
:slap:
Real calendars, week ends on Sunday
Better check up on your Bible teachings there you heathen :hand:
Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 10:22 PM
:tup:
don't believe her Fodster...she runs a brothel and oversees a handful of discount ho's with missing teeth and bad backs
she manages it well though :tup:
Fodster
03-21-2013, 10:23 PM
don't believe her Fodster...she runs a brothel and oversees a handful of discount ho's with missing teeth and bad backs
she manages it well though :tup:
That did actually cross my mind before I mentioned the B & B ...
Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 10:24 PM
Better check up on your Bible teachings there you heathen :hand:
And on the seventh day the Lord rested...he saw that this was good and declared Sunday as NFL day
Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 10:26 PM
Actually....I've always considered Friday the start of the week for some reason...
heathen-9000
Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 10:27 PM
That did actually cross my mind before I mentioned the B & B ...
I just hope that none of them ho's can read
:lol:
don't believe her Fodster...she runs a brothel and oversees a handful of discount ho's with missing teeth and bad backs
she manages it well though :tup:
:slap: :nutkick:
That did actually cross my mind before I mentioned the B & B ...
Ignore that noise and it will eventually go away.
Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 10:28 PM
oh crap I forgot that the Madame can read...
:rofl:
I just hope that none of them ho's can read
:lol:
I'm going to show them this tomorrow, your screwed mate. :lol:
Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 10:29 PM
Just get the name right
POSTED BY:
REDRED
Just get the name right
POSTED BY:
REDRED
Nice try. :hand:
Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 10:31 PM
RBP ? :-s
Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 10:32 PM
Lance buddy I'm going to need your help here...can you change my user ID to John Smith for 24 hours?
thanks :lol:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-21-2013, 10:34 PM
And on the seventh day the Lord rested...he saw that this was good and declared Sunday as NFL day
:hand:
Christian "eighth day"
Main article: Octave (liturgical)
For early Christians, Sunday, as well as being the first day of the week, was also the spiritual eighth day, as it symbolised the new world created after Christ's resurrection. The concept of the eighth day was symbolic only and had no effect on the use of the seven-day week for calendar purposes. Justin Martyr wrote: "the first day after the Sabbath, remaining the first of all the days, is called, however, the eighth, according to the number of all the days of the cycle, and [yet] remains the first".[4] This does not set up an eight-day week, since the eighth day is also considered to be the first day of the next cycle (i.e., not the following day).
Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 10:34 PM
:hand: your word against mine and since we're on the internet, males are always more right
It's bedtime, sweet dreams xxx
Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 10:58 PM
:hand:
:hand:
Atheists can't draw upon scripture to win internet arguments. The week starts on Monday and ends on Sunday dammit! :x
Hal-9000
03-21-2013, 10:58 PM
It's bedtime, sweet dreams xxx
Night night Minzy
Fodster
03-21-2013, 11:04 PM
Best get some work done :wave:
And here comes the snow. :(
And here comes the snow. :(
you went to bed 2 hours ago :-s
KevinD
03-22-2013, 02:24 AM
Dammit to hell. Today didn't go well at all. I have a PLC CPU that I am trying to reprogram, and am unable to do so. Pissed me off to no end.
At the hotel now. Going to have a shower and a beer (or 3) then see what I can come up with.
Teh One Who Knocks
03-22-2013, 10:27 AM
Monday #4-1/2 :|
you went to bed 2 hours ago :-s
I couldn't sleep. :(
Teh One Who Knocks
03-22-2013, 10:40 AM
I couldn't sleep. :(
http://i.imgur.com/SjPeQ.jpg
Jezter
03-22-2013, 10:42 AM
G'day gremlins and gremlinettes.
Teh One Who Knocks
03-22-2013, 10:51 AM
:ahoy:
I hate Friday mornings. :|
Teh One Who Knocks
03-22-2013, 11:19 AM
I hate Friday mornings. :|
I hate weekday mornings :hand:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-22-2013, 11:19 AM
Morning.
:hi:
I hate weekday mornings :hand:
Thursday night school deadlines and early Friday mornings = lack of sleep = grumpy gus. :|
And good morning, Lance... and Pony... and Jezzie...
I hate when I get to work and the job that was supposed to be in my bay isnt here. Now I have to sit on my ass for the first two hours of the day.
I hate when I get to work and the job that was supposed to be in my bay isnt here. Now I have to sit on my ass for the first two hours of the day.
Did I understand you to say that when that happens you don't get paid? Because that's bullshit if true.
Yep. If I'm not working on a car I'm making 0.
On top of it I've got so much that I have to get done outside of work, instead I am sitting on my ass. I'm about ready to punch out ansd go home for the day.
Yep. If I'm not working on a car I'm making 0.
On top of it I've got so much that I have to get done outside of work, instead I am sitting on my ass. I'm about ready to punch out ansd go home for the day.
Can't blame you there. Is that even legal?
Teh One Who Knocks
03-22-2013, 12:04 PM
I wanna go home....hopefully I can finish up everything I need to get done by 10:30-ish
I wanna go home....hopefully I can finish up everything I need to get done by 10:30-ish
Good for you if you can. Ugh. My day is going to be loooooong. I am not getting out of bed until noon tomorrow.
Teh One Who Knocks
03-22-2013, 12:16 PM
Then tomorrow I have to take one of my cats to the vet...he hurt one of his front legs somehow. Won't put any weight on it at all :wha:
Then tomorrow I have to take one of my cats to the vet...he hurt one of his front legs somehow. Won't put any weight on it at all :wha:
Don't take it to PETA!
Teh One Who Knocks
03-22-2013, 12:40 PM
Don't take it to PETA!
:slap:
KevinD
03-22-2013, 12:49 PM
I was able to get one of the PLC CPUs working last night here at the hotel. Back out to the rig now to find out what is wrong with the PLC rack which seems to be the culprit. With any luck, It'll be something they have spare, and I can get it operational, then head to Ardmore Ok. I'm in Weatherford Tx now.
Y'all have a great day!
Teh One Who Knocks
03-22-2013, 12:52 PM
Have fun Kev :bye:
Goofy
03-22-2013, 12:52 PM
:ahoy:
redred
03-22-2013, 12:53 PM
:wave:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-22-2013, 12:54 PM
:ahoy:
:bananahi:
:wave:
:bananahi:
Goofy
03-22-2013, 12:58 PM
:wave:
:wavey:
:bananahi:
:bananahi:
:wavey:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-22-2013, 12:59 PM
I think I'm finally starting to get over this cold...other than the stupid cough that doesn't seem to wanna go away, this is the best I've felt all week :-k
Teh One Who Knocks
03-22-2013, 12:59 PM
Nice sig by the way mate :tup:
Goofy
03-22-2013, 01:01 PM
I think I'm finally starting to get over this cold...other than the stupid cough that doesn't seem to wanna go away, this is the best I've felt all week :-k
Strange, colds normally get worse nearer the weekend :lol:
Nice sig by the way mate :tup:
Danke :tup: 119 is the atomic number for Goofidium btw 8-[
Teh One Who Knocks
03-22-2013, 01:03 PM
Strange, colds normally get worse nearer the weekend :lol:
I came down with it last weekend...and since the weather is gonna be shitty this weekend, I'll be stuck indoors anyways :lol:
Danke :tup: 119 is the atomic number for Goofidium btw 8-[
I knew that :tup:
Goofy
03-22-2013, 01:09 PM
I came down with it last weekend...and since the weather is gonna be shitty this weekend, I'll be stuck indoors anyways :lol:
:lol: I'll be working most of the day tomorrow so it can rain/snow all it wants :lol:
I knew that :tup:
I learned it in Chemistry class at school :)
Goofy
03-22-2013, 01:18 PM
Time to move, later guys :bye:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-22-2013, 01:19 PM
Have a good one mate :bye:
Check in later... time to attend to the dead trees :bye:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-22-2013, 01:33 PM
Later bud :bye:
Can't blame you there. Is that even legal?
Yep, Flat Rate pay is almost like I'm an independent contractor, Ins Co and our estimator writes the estimate, I get paid what's on that estimate regardless of how long it takes me. It's all based in "hours". Book time states it pays 1 hour to replace a mirror, I get paid 1 hours pay no matter if the job takes me 10 minutes or 4 hours.
The upside is in a busy shop I can make 60-100 hours pay in a 40 hour work week. Downside is if there is no car to work on I make nothing. Plus it's a constant battle with insurance companies to get paid for everything I do.
BTW, I'm home now, the customer never dropped his truck last night so it's officially Friday!
Teh One Who Knocks
03-22-2013, 01:40 PM
Hopefully it will be waiting for you on Monday morning.
I hope so. I also have another big job that's been sitting for over a week because of a mixup over insurance. We still don't know what company is going to cover it if any so we're not permitted to work on it.
Teh One Who Knocks
03-22-2013, 01:46 PM
That's what's so infuriating about dealing with insurance companies :meh:
They'll gladly keep taking your money month after month after month, but when you need to collect from them....
They do everything in their power to force us to cut corners, use inferior parts and the trend now is to try and deny claims altogether on manufactured technicalities..
Back in a bit.
Teh One Who Knocks
03-22-2013, 01:58 PM
Later bud :bye:
KevinD
03-22-2013, 02:53 PM
Ins companies are teh bytch. When I was t-boned in the SRT4, the other persons ins company wanted to use "used" parts to repair my car. I told them the car was only 6 months old, plus there were only 2500 of them made over a 3 year period. Good f-ing luck finding used parts. Did wind up getting all new parts though! :lol:
Good news on the job front. Finally was able to isolate the problem with the PLC CPU. It was an 8 channel input card (not showing any faults) that was causing the CPU to fault for some reason. Now looking to see if there is a replacement local or if I have to hot shot one out of Houston.
Hal-9000
03-22-2013, 02:58 PM
morn-in :wavey:
Teh One Who Knocks
03-22-2013, 02:59 PM
:hi:
Hal-9000
03-22-2013, 03:01 PM
Happy Friday and salutations, permutations and masturbations
Teh One Who Knocks
03-22-2013, 03:05 PM
What about machinations? :-s
Hal-9000
03-22-2013, 03:20 PM
:doh:
we're out of manchinations, they are on order though, please come back Monday :)
back to work :sad2:
Is it 5:30 yet? I need a nap. :|
Goofy
03-22-2013, 06:20 PM
They do everything in their power to force us to cut corners, use inferior parts and the trend now is to try and deny claims altogether on manufactured technicalities..
Same crap over here mate
:doh:
we're out of manchinations, they are on order though, please come back Monday :)
I read that in Apu's voice for some reason :lol:
http://i.imgur.com/U1v2XGA.jpg
Well, that was a busy day. :shock:
Goofy
03-22-2013, 06:54 PM
Well, that was a busy day. :shock:
I know :x
PorkChopSandwiches
03-22-2013, 06:54 PM
Relax, put your feet up and have some toast
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