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Teh One Who Knocks
12-08-2014, 06:20 PM
:drunkpost:

Goofy
12-08-2014, 06:21 PM
:drunkpost:

Strangely accurate.........


:theyareontome:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-08-2014, 06:22 PM
:watching:

Goofy
12-08-2014, 06:24 PM
You don't scare me [-(























:hills:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-08-2014, 06:25 PM
:machinegun:

Goofy
12-08-2014, 06:25 PM
Hey, i started watching Falling Skies at the weekend, not bad at all :tup: They've got 4 or 5 seasons (i think) on the Sky Plus "on demand" thing atm (it's like Netflix, only with a lot less stuff :lol: )

Teh One Who Knocks
12-08-2014, 06:27 PM
Yup, I like that show :thumbsup:

The next season that will be next year will be the last season.

Goofy
12-08-2014, 06:36 PM
Be a bit like Breaking Bad for me then, i never started watching that until they'd announced the final season :lol:

A buddy at the darts comp on friday was raving about a show called "Oz" so i'll have to look that up too, it ran from 97-03, have you seen it? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118421/

Goofy
12-08-2014, 06:37 PM
Gonna be a bugger trying to find links for it though, can't really search for two letter words on any boards :(

Teh One Who Knocks
12-08-2014, 06:38 PM
Be a bit like Breaking Bad for me then, i never started watching that until they'd announced the final season :lol:

A buddy at the darts comp on friday was raving about a show called "Oz" so i'll have to look that up too, it ran from 97-03, have you seen it? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118421/

I've heard of it, never watched it though. It was an HBO produced show.


Gonna be a bugger trying to find links for it though, can't really search for two letter words on any boards :(

Not sure about the UK version of Amazon Prime, but in the US, you get a ton of video content for free with your membership, and Amazon Prime here has a lot of HBO stuff, I think Oz is available on it there for free.

Goofy
12-08-2014, 06:41 PM
Not sure about the UK version of Amazon Prime, but in the US, you get a ton of video content for free with your membership, and Amazon Prime here has a lot of HBO stuff, I think Oz is available on it there for free.

You def get online video content here too........ will have to go check! I know with Netflix the US get a lot more content than we do......... so i use unblockus.com to view NetflixUSA :dance: Only $5 per month....... which is about a pint of lager :lol: The US netflix has Supernatural, UK doesn't so it was worth it for that alone :)

Teh One Who Knocks
12-08-2014, 06:48 PM
Yeah, not sure why the difference like that :confused:

Goofy
12-08-2014, 06:49 PM
Yeah, it's available on Prime here :tup: Been an expensive few weeks so a Prime membership will have to wait till after christmas :) Out of interest, how much is Prime over there? We're £79 pa

Goofy
12-08-2014, 06:50 PM
Yeah, not sure why the difference like that :confused:

Yeah, seems a bit stupid right enough :shrug:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-08-2014, 06:51 PM
I believe it was $75/year, but Amazon just raised it the middle of this last year, it's $99/year now, but still totally worth it.

Goofy
12-08-2014, 06:52 PM
Have you had any deliveries by "drone" yet? :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-08-2014, 06:53 PM
No :lol:

I think you need to live near an Amazon shipping warehouse for that to happen

Goofy
12-08-2014, 06:54 PM
Gonna have to go for now, catch you later mate :bye:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-08-2014, 06:54 PM
Have a good one Goof :bye:

Hal-9000
12-08-2014, 07:27 PM
Hey

Teh One Who Knocks
12-08-2014, 07:27 PM
Hal :hi:

How are ya doing bud?

Hal-9000
12-08-2014, 07:34 PM
I'm ok thanks.....still fighting the Ebola Lance?


Once the bleeding dries up from the ears and around the eyes, you'll feel better

Teh One Who Knocks
12-08-2014, 07:50 PM
Everything go okay last week? Don't have to talk about it if you don't want, just hoping it went as smooth as could be expected.

Yeah, still got this stupid crap. Working on two full weeks of it soon :x

Hal-9000
12-08-2014, 08:05 PM
Everything go okay last week? Don't have to talk about it if you don't want, just hoping it went as smooth as could be expected.

Yeah, still got this stupid crap. Working on two full weeks of it soon :x

No, it was the worst day of my life. We had to lie to her all morning, while taking her jewelry and packing some clothes...and in the middle of it she knew what was happening, completely lucid and she cried for 2 hours straight as we drove there.

What did I do wrong? I'll be good...Not a home, please don't leave me in one of those places!!!...you guys can look after me can't you??...Oh noooo, this is why Jan (my sister) came to visit..



no anger just complete helplessness and fear...


it's my fault the escalation occurred because I opened my mouth about one bad night...and I will never fucking do anything like that to someone I know again...never

Teh One Who Knocks
12-08-2014, 08:10 PM
I'm so sorry Hal, I can't even imagine :(

Goofy
12-09-2014, 07:47 AM
Sorry mate :(

Fodster
12-09-2014, 08:33 AM
:bananadance:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-09-2014, 12:27 PM
Monday #2 :|

Goofy
12-09-2014, 01:04 PM
Pissing down with rain...... bleh :|

Teh One Who Knocks
12-09-2014, 01:09 PM
It's supposed to be sunny and 13C here today :(

Goofy
12-09-2014, 01:18 PM
It's supposed to be sunny and 13C here today :(

Nice :)
























:beatdown:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-09-2014, 01:23 PM
Always violence with you [-(

Goofy
12-09-2014, 01:26 PM
God i'm tired :yawn: Think i'm gonna get stuck into some whisky tonight and try to get an early night for once....... try and get rid of this fucking cold :x Got a day out this saturday so hoping to be feeling a bit better by then!

Teh One Who Knocks
12-09-2014, 01:33 PM
Nope, it's a 2 week cold I'm afraid :(

Goofy
12-09-2014, 01:35 PM
I feel 2 week myself :(

Anyhoo, time for work :| Later mate :bye:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-09-2014, 01:47 PM
Have a good one mate :bye:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-10-2014, 11:38 AM
:tumble:

Pony
12-10-2014, 12:07 PM
:monday:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-10-2014, 12:07 PM
#3

Pony
12-10-2014, 12:15 PM
#1

Teh One Who Knocks
12-10-2014, 12:23 PM
#3 :x

Pony
12-10-2014, 12:50 PM
[-(

Teh One Who Knocks
12-10-2014, 12:54 PM
[-(

:slap:

RBP
12-10-2014, 12:55 PM
Ugh, late again. :|

:wavey:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-10-2014, 12:56 PM
Ugh, late again. :|

:wavey:

:snapout:

Goofy
12-10-2014, 01:14 PM
It's wet and windy and i still feel like crap :| I guess having an early night didn't make much difference. Bleh

Teh One Who Knocks
12-10-2014, 01:16 PM
It's wet and windy and i still feel like crap :| I guess having an early night didn't make much difference. Bleh

:snapout:

Goofy
12-10-2014, 01:20 PM
I wish i could snap out of it, i just hate not being able to breathe out of my nose :( Coughing up loads of green stuff though which is nice :tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-10-2014, 01:22 PM
:tmi:

Goofy
12-10-2014, 01:25 PM
I sneezed into my hands last night......... ended up with Incredible Hulk hands :mrgreen:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-10-2014, 01:28 PM
I can't sleep...at least 2 or 3 times a night I wake up with a horrible coughing fit...lasts anywhere from 5 to 10 minutes :wha:

Goofy
12-10-2014, 01:35 PM
I think i woke up 2 or 3 times through the night........ and that was after glugging a fair bit of cough medicine and whisky 8-[

Teh One Who Knocks
12-10-2014, 01:37 PM
Whatever I have left of this stupid cold is all in my lungs and it won't go away :x

Two weeks tomorrow since I came down with this crap. :wha:

Goofy
12-10-2014, 01:39 PM
Maybe get your lungs removed? :-k

Teh One Who Knocks
12-10-2014, 01:39 PM
:suspect:

Goofy
12-10-2014, 01:44 PM
Just trying to help [-(

Teh One Who Knocks
12-10-2014, 01:44 PM
Just trying to help [-(

:slap:

Goofy
12-10-2014, 01:48 PM
Doc Holliday had dodgy lungs........ he went out and shot people.......... maybe if you go out and shoot people (remember to say "i'm your huckleberry, that's just my game" first though) it'll help :-k

Teh One Who Knocks
12-10-2014, 01:50 PM
:x

Teh One Who Knocks
12-10-2014, 01:51 PM
Speaking of Doc Holiday... :lol:

If you like westerns mate, you should check out the TV series Deadwood if you haven't seen it :thumbsup:

Goofy
12-10-2014, 01:51 PM
An angry expression will drive home the message too :thumbsup:

Goofy
12-10-2014, 01:52 PM
Speaking of Doc Holiday... :lol:

If you like westerns mate, you should check out the TV series Deadwood if you haven't seen it :thumbsup:

My dad loved it, i never really got around to watching it........ maybe have a look during the holidays :tup: My list is starting to pile up though, just never seem to get the time to watch everything i want to watch :lol:

Goofy
12-10-2014, 01:52 PM
Justified - that's another one i need to add to the list :)

Teh One Who Knocks
12-10-2014, 01:53 PM
An angry expression will drive home the message too :thumbsup:

:|


My dad loved it, i never really got around to watching it........ maybe have a look during the holidays :tup: My list is starting to pile up though, just never seem to get the time to watch everything i want to watch :lol:

It's an HBO series, very well done, ended before it's time though, only 3 seasons :(

Teh One Who Knocks
12-10-2014, 01:53 PM
Justified - that's another one i need to add to the list :)

Definitely, love that show

Goofy
12-10-2014, 01:54 PM
It's an HBO series, very well done, ended before it's time though, only 3 seasons :(

The guy that used to play "Lovejoy" is in it, British dude, McCellan or something........ my dad says he's fucking brutal in it :lol: Far cry from his part in Lovejoy!

Goofy
12-10-2014, 01:55 PM
Ian McShane, i was close :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-10-2014, 01:56 PM
Not sure which character that is, it's been awhile since I've seen it :-k

It's got a lot of great actors in it

Teh One Who Knocks
12-10-2014, 01:56 PM
Ian McShane, i was close :lol:

:facepalm:

He's one of the best characters in the series :thumbsup:

Goofy
12-10-2014, 01:56 PM
Timothy Olyphant is in both Deadwood and Justified....... how weird is that? :lol:

Goofy
12-10-2014, 01:57 PM
Work time, catch you later mate :bye:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-10-2014, 02:00 PM
Timothy Olyphant is in both Deadwood and Justified....... how weird is that? :lol:

He's a really underrated actor


Work time, catch you later mate :bye:

Later mate! :bye:

Goofy
12-10-2014, 05:53 PM
:pirate:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-10-2014, 05:54 PM
:ahoy:

Goofy
12-10-2014, 05:56 PM
Damn landlubbers [-(

Goofy
12-10-2014, 06:09 PM
Gonna have to go shopping tonight, my mum's birthday is on friday and i still haven't got her a card yet :doh: Got a present though :tup:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-10-2014, 06:11 PM
That's a pirate you numpty :facepalm:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-10-2014, 06:11 PM
Gonna have to go shopping tonight, my mum's birthday is on friday and i still haven't got her a card yet :doh: Got a present though :tup:

:shakehead:

Goofy
12-10-2014, 06:15 PM
That's a pirate you numpty :facepalm:

Mine was a pirate, yours just has a knotted red hankie on his head - he's a wannabe :hand:


:shakehead:

Meh, my memory aint what it used to be :lol:

Goofy
12-10-2014, 06:17 PM
Gonna grab a shower then head off, hopefully be back in an hour or so :bye:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-10-2014, 06:23 PM
Later mate :bye:

Goofy
12-10-2014, 07:52 PM
All done! :)

Teh One Who Knocks
12-10-2014, 07:53 PM
Did you bring me some food? :-k

Goofy
12-10-2014, 08:02 PM
Did you bring me some food? :-k

I did buy a packet of jelly babies :tup:




























They're not for you though [-(

Teh One Who Knocks
12-10-2014, 08:08 PM
I'm hungry :x

Goofy
12-10-2014, 08:14 PM
So go get some food :-s

Teh One Who Knocks
12-10-2014, 08:17 PM
BRING ME FOOD! :x

RBP
12-10-2014, 08:19 PM
You really want Scottish "food"?

:-k

Teh One Who Knocks
12-10-2014, 08:21 PM
:shock:



:hand:

Goofy
12-10-2014, 09:14 PM
*keeps all the haggis*

redred
12-10-2014, 10:04 PM
I'll have some haggis

Goofy
12-11-2014, 11:11 AM
I'll have some haggis
You're not Scottish :hand:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-11-2014, 11:20 AM
:sleepy:

Goofy
12-11-2014, 11:21 AM
:sleepy:
Hollow? :-s

Teh One Who Knocks
12-11-2014, 11:22 AM
:suspect:

Goofy
12-11-2014, 11:24 AM
Its a film [-(

Teh One Who Knocks
12-11-2014, 11:25 AM
It's a book :hand:

Pony
12-11-2014, 12:32 PM
It's a TV show

Teh One Who Knocks
12-11-2014, 12:34 PM
It's a movie! It's a book! It's a TV show! Now how much would you pay? $29.95? $99.95? 149.95? But wait, there's more!

Pony
12-11-2014, 12:35 PM
:-k

Teh One Who Knocks
12-11-2014, 12:39 PM
Order within the next 15 minutes, and we'll double your order at no additional charge! Pay just a small separate shipping and handling fee.

Pony
12-11-2014, 12:43 PM
:woohoo:

Goofy
12-11-2014, 12:47 PM
Its a film [-(


It's a book :hand:


It's a TV show

Thank fuck we ain't playing charades!

Teh One Who Knocks
12-11-2014, 12:50 PM
:woohoo:

How many can I put you down for? :)


Thank fuck we ain't playing charades!

What do you have against charades? :suspect:

Goofy
12-11-2014, 01:04 PM
What do you have against charades? :suspect:

I never said i had anything against it :nono: But, if we can't decide if it's a book, movie or tv show then it's gonna take ages [-(

Teh One Who Knocks
12-11-2014, 01:06 PM
Makes the game more fun that way :tup:


Got the first one of your packages yesterday mate and I got a text from UPS saying that I have another delivery coming today. Not sure if it's both other packages or just one of them.

Goofy
12-11-2014, 01:09 PM
:woot:

http://i.imgur.com/3SpKKaI.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks
12-11-2014, 01:11 PM
Just gotta figure out how to ship them to you that will incur the smallest amount of duty fees :-k

Goofy
12-11-2014, 01:13 PM
I'll leave that part in your capable hands :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-11-2014, 01:14 PM
Well, if all the boxes are opened, I wonder if I can label it as 'used equipment' or something like that?

Goofy
12-11-2014, 01:17 PM
Well, if all the boxes are opened, I wonder if I can label it as 'used equipment' or something like that?

That's why you get paid the big bucks mister thinker :tup:

Goofy
12-11-2014, 01:18 PM
Also, label as a gift ;)

Teh One Who Knocks
12-11-2014, 01:19 PM
That's why you get paid the big bucks mister thinker :tup:

Big bucks :lmao:


Also, label as a gift ;)

Hmmmm :-k

Goofy
12-11-2014, 01:23 PM
Work time, talk to you later mate :bye:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-11-2014, 01:24 PM
Have a good one Goof! :bye:

Pony
12-11-2014, 05:32 PM
Also, label as a gift ;)

Am I getting a xmas gift too?

What did you buy for Goof, Lance?

Teh One Who Knocks
12-11-2014, 05:32 PM
I didn't buy anything for him, he paid for it...he wants cheap American goods smuggled into Scotland

Pony
12-11-2014, 05:35 PM
:slap:

I know that, was just wondering what specifically he bought. I know he was looking for a Milwaukee 12V something or other...

Hal-9000
12-11-2014, 05:37 PM
I worked with a Filipino girl who sent a huge box home every Christmas. Without exaggeration the box was as tall as her ( 48 inches ) and she could sit comfortably inside. She stuffed it with everything from food to gifts....and used this really dodgy courier service that charged her less than 100 dollars ( 77 bucks last time ) to get it there.

I guess it was a Filipino express sort of courier, only taking goods going to certain destinations there and charging cheap for the boatride or whatever.


I always wondered how many people were hidden in some of those boxes :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-11-2014, 05:38 PM
:slap:

I know that, was just wondering what specifically he bought. I know he was looking for a Milwaukee 12V something or other...

Don't hit me :x


Yeah, it's some Milwaukee something or other, I don't remember off the top of my head :lol:

Pony
12-11-2014, 05:39 PM
Don't hit me :x


Yeah, it's some Milwaukee something or other, I don't remember off the top of my head :lol:

:slap:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-11-2014, 05:41 PM
I worked with a Filipino girl who sent a huge box home every Christmas. Without exaggeration the box was as tall as her ( 48 inches ) and she could sit comfortably inside. She stuffed it with everything from food to gifts....and used this really dodgy courier service that charged her less than 100 dollars ( 77 bucks last time ) to get it there.

I guess it was a Filipino express sort of courier, only taking goods going to certain destinations there and charging cheap for the boatride or whatever.


I always wondered how many people were hidden in some of those boxes :lol:

:watching:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-11-2014, 05:41 PM
:slap:

:x

Hal-9000
12-11-2014, 05:49 PM
Maybe some advice Lance....when we shipped across borders everything had to have a tax ID code. For example if we made a package with sports tickets that contained tickets, a scarf, a keychain etc, we would have to list all codes or the package gets held by customs.

I think individuals can get a broker to help with the process...couriers like UPS and Fedex have their own brokers but may charge a whack to ship the package. Just make sure you tell them exactly what's in the box and maybe get 10 dollars worth of insurance on it

Teh One Who Knocks
12-11-2014, 05:56 PM
I'll probably just ship it USPS, seems to be the least amount of hassle any time I shipped stuff out of the country.

Hal-9000
12-11-2014, 05:58 PM
Could you ship a job application up here? I'm running out of money


:lol:

PorkChopSandwiches
12-11-2014, 06:06 PM
:hand: You live in Canada, the government will take care of you

Hal-9000
12-11-2014, 06:09 PM
was a time that people worked 6 months, then applied for UI (unemployment insurance) and got it without a problem


now, you have to get fired without cause (and prove it) or be on maternity leave to get EI (employment insurance) ....there are no other situations that allow a person to get it...even after paying into it since I was 16 yrs old :x

Teh One Who Knocks
12-11-2014, 06:15 PM
Sneak across the US border, we'll give you all kinds of free stuff down here :tup:

Hal-9000
12-11-2014, 06:19 PM
just saw a news piece on why we pay 15-30 % more for the same products/food up here...

they're going to expose and try to shame the large distributors who sell based on 'Country pricing'....there really is no reason a computer costs 800 down there and 1200 up here...

not sure if it will work

Teh One Who Knocks
12-11-2014, 06:22 PM
I figured it was higher taxes, both sales and import :dunno:

Hal-9000
12-11-2014, 06:27 PM
Not really...we have a 5% provincial tax in our province, no additional federal taxes on goods and services...


They talked about distributors like car manufacturers and Walmart and restaurants....if the cars and food are produced in Canada, why is our Toyota Camry 6 thousand bucks more?

Same with breakfast, lunch and dinner up here....you guys can buy huge meals for very little comparatively....and chains like Walmart, electronics stores etc buy the same goods from overseas...how come our dvd's from China are 30% more than yours? It's all shipped to North America..

Teh One Who Knocks
12-11-2014, 06:28 PM
Pretty simple really :-k


















































:usa: > :canada:


:dance:

Hal-9000
12-11-2014, 06:46 PM
I hate you Americans


higher wages, lower cost of living = :beatdown:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-11-2014, 06:50 PM
:nana:

PorkChopSandwiches
12-11-2014, 06:54 PM
just saw a news piece on why we pay 15-30 % more for the same products/food up here...

they're going to expose and try to shame the large distributors who sell based on 'Country pricing'....there really is no reason a computer costs 800 down there and 1200 up here...

not sure if it will work

:hand: We manufacture meds here and can order them from Canada for far less then they charge in the US

Hal-9000
12-11-2014, 08:59 PM
:hand: We manufacture meds here and can order them from Canada for far less then they charge in the US

you really don't want to get into a cost of living war with me....

your food, furniture, cars, electronics, clothing...hell your everything, costs an average of 20% less than it does up here. If you don't believe that.....look at dual websites for products...Amazon Canada vs US etc....

It's offensive :lol:

Hal-9000
12-11-2014, 09:01 PM
fuck me :|

I have some mutual funds I want to redeem.....if you take out 5000, government takes 10% off the top....5000-15000, they take 20%...15000 and over they take 30%

well that just royally fucked my finances for the next few months......if I want 20000 of my own money I pay 30% (6000) to the government and 5% to the mutual fund for the sale


I'm done :(

Goofy
12-11-2014, 09:26 PM
fuck me :|

I have some mutual funds I want to redeem.....if you take out 5000, government takes 10% off the top....5000-15000, they take 20%...15000 and over they take 30%

well that just royally fucked my finances for the next few months......if I want 20000 of my own money I pay 30% (6000) to the government and 5% to the mutual fund for the sale


I'm done :(

WTF? :wha: How the hell can they do that?

Goofy
12-12-2014, 07:42 AM
Friday at last! :morning:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-12-2014, 11:49 AM
fuck me :|

I have some mutual funds I want to redeem.....if you take out 5000, government takes 10% off the top....5000-15000, they take 20%...15000 and over they take 30%

well that just royally fucked my finances for the next few months......if I want 20000 of my own money I pay 30% (6000) to the government and 5% to the mutual fund for the sale


I'm done :(


WTF? :wha: How the hell can they do that?

I'm assuming it's withholding tax? The same thing happens here in the States, although they give you the option to have the money withheld instead of doing it for you and you can choose what percent (if any) you want to have withheld. The bad part is, if you don't have any money withheld in taxes, then when tax time rolls around at the end of the year, you have to declare that money you cashed in as income and the taxes will all be due on it when you file, in addition to your regular income taxes.

RBP
12-12-2014, 12:38 PM
fuck me :|

I have some mutual funds I want to redeem.....if you take out 5000, government takes 10% off the top....5000-15000, they take 20%...15000 and over they take 30%

well that just royally fucked my finances for the next few months......if I want 20000 of my own money I pay 30% (6000) to the government and 5% to the mutual fund for the sale


I'm done :(

That free health care ain't so free, my friend. ;)

But seriously... :empathy: Tax man is a dick.

I am pulling retirement funds and keeping 65% after taxes. And these weren't even my investment. Company funds only. In effect I am paying the taxes the corporation avoided.

RBP
12-12-2014, 12:39 PM
:friday:

Off to the salt mines. Have a good day. :wavey:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-12-2014, 12:45 PM
Later RBP :bye:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-15-2014, 11:33 AM
:tumble: :tumble:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-15-2014, 11:34 AM
It's Monday! :cheerlead: :woohoo: It's Monday! :cheerlead: :woohoo:

RBP
12-15-2014, 12:13 PM
:suspect:

Morning, crazy man.

Teh One Who Knocks
12-15-2014, 12:19 PM
I'm fine :hand:

RBP
12-15-2014, 12:25 PM
Finer than a frog hair split four ways? :-k

Teh One Who Knocks
12-15-2014, 12:25 PM
:-s

Maybe it's you not feeling right :-k

RBP
12-15-2014, 12:28 PM
I worked with a country boy in Missouri in the early 1990's that used to say that if you asked how he was. :lol:

I am not right in the head, I admit that. :P

Pony
12-15-2014, 12:28 PM
It's Monday! :cheerlead: :woohoo: It's Monday! :cheerlead: :woohoo:

:slap:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-15-2014, 12:31 PM
:x

RBP
12-15-2014, 12:33 PM
Have a good day, guys... :wavey:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-15-2014, 12:35 PM
Later RBP :bye:

Pony
12-15-2014, 12:36 PM
:x

Just trying to slap you back to reality.

Did it work?

Teh One Who Knocks
12-15-2014, 12:37 PM
Happy Monday! :tup:

Pony
12-15-2014, 12:41 PM
:clue::gtfo:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-15-2014, 12:41 PM
Just embrace the Monday [-(

Pony
12-15-2014, 12:44 PM
Embrace this :lwank:

:nana:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-15-2014, 12:47 PM
[-(

Goofy
12-15-2014, 01:22 PM
:minionhi:

Monday again! :woohoo:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-15-2014, 01:23 PM
I love Monday :dance2: I love Monday :dance2:

Goofy
12-15-2014, 01:24 PM
Monday ftw! :cheers: I wish every day could be monday :D

Teh One Who Knocks
12-15-2014, 01:24 PM
Monday ftw! :cheers: I wish every day could be monday :D

Me too! :agreed:

Goofy
12-15-2014, 01:31 PM
No darts tonight either, we have a free week :cheers:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-15-2014, 01:32 PM
Damn slackers [-(

Goofy
12-15-2014, 01:33 PM
I'll slack you! :x

Teh One Who Knocks
12-15-2014, 01:34 PM
What does that even mean? :-s

Goofy
12-15-2014, 01:35 PM
Do i look like i know? :-s

Teh One Who Knocks
12-15-2014, 01:38 PM
:shakehead:

Goofy
12-15-2014, 01:49 PM
Time to mosey, catch you later mate :bye:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-15-2014, 01:49 PM
Have a good one mate :bye:

Pony
12-15-2014, 03:13 PM
I love Monday :dance2: I love Monday :dance2:


Monday ftw! :cheers: I wish every day could be monday :D

:diedie:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-15-2014, 03:15 PM
Such uncalled for violence [-(

Pony
12-15-2014, 03:17 PM
It was a justified shooting.

Teh One Who Knocks
12-15-2014, 03:18 PM
http://i.imgur.com/2KwGmNt.jpg

Pony
12-15-2014, 03:28 PM
[-(

You're not allowed to protest whitey.

Teh One Who Knocks
12-15-2014, 03:31 PM
I can protest if I want :hand:

Goofy
12-15-2014, 07:44 PM
:hola:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-15-2014, 07:46 PM
:bananahi:

Goofy
12-15-2014, 07:49 PM
Bananaman? :shock:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-15-2014, 07:50 PM
:shifty:

Goofy
12-15-2014, 07:52 PM
I loved that cartoon when i was a kid :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/nNgYEUT.jpg

Teh One Who Knocks
12-15-2014, 07:52 PM
Never heard of it :dunno:

Goofy
12-15-2014, 07:55 PM
:shock:

Mustve been UK made i guess.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dPnGFdMrW4

Teh One Who Knocks
12-15-2014, 07:58 PM
Probably :-k

No sound here, so it's nothing to me at the moment :P

Goofy
12-15-2014, 08:02 PM
It's pretty shit anyway........ seemed great when i were a lad though :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-15-2014, 08:03 PM
Lots of things were awesome when we were kids :lol:

Goofy
12-15-2014, 08:12 PM
Yep, the world was full of weird, wonderful and interesting things......... then you grow up :( Well, not so much 'grow up', more 'get older' :lol: Fuck growing up

Teh One Who Knocks
12-15-2014, 08:15 PM
Yup, growing up sucks :thumbsdown:

Goofy
12-15-2014, 08:16 PM
18 till i die :headbang:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-15-2014, 08:24 PM
I don't think it works that way :-k

Goofy
12-15-2014, 08:43 PM
I still think like i'm 18....... my body doesn't seem to agree though :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-15-2014, 08:50 PM
Gonna get ready to head out, talk at ya later mate :bye:

Goofy
12-15-2014, 08:52 PM
Ciao for now homey :bye:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-16-2014, 11:21 AM
Tuesday :cheers:

Pony
12-16-2014, 12:15 PM
:slap:

RBP
12-16-2014, 12:16 PM
:nutkick:

Only Tuesday? Good god.

Teh One Who Knocks
12-16-2014, 12:16 PM
Hey! :x

Pony
12-16-2014, 12:29 PM
[-(

Monday.

Teh One Who Knocks
12-16-2014, 12:33 PM
Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday
Who could hang a name on you?
When you change with every new day
Still I'm gonna miss you...

:serenade:

Pony
12-16-2014, 12:36 PM
Monday, Monday, can't trust that day;
Monday, Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way.
Oh, Monday morning, you gave me no warning of what was to be.
Oh, Monday, Monday, how could you leave and not take me?

Teh One Who Knocks
12-16-2014, 12:37 PM
Tuesday :dance2:

Pony
12-16-2014, 12:37 PM
Every other day, every other day
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah.
But whenever Monday comes - but whenever Monday comes
You can find me crying all of the time.

RBP
12-16-2014, 12:38 PM
Later, crazy people. Have a nice Wednesday. :tup:

:wavey:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-16-2014, 12:39 PM
:suspect:

Pony
12-16-2014, 12:44 PM
:-k

Pony
12-16-2014, 12:48 PM
I wonder if Hal even knows what day it is....

Teh One Who Knocks
12-16-2014, 12:52 PM
Probably not :lol:

Goofy
12-16-2014, 12:55 PM
Monday again! :woohoo:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-16-2014, 12:57 PM
Monday again! :woohoo:

Tuesday :slap:

Pony
12-16-2014, 12:59 PM
Time to get to work, Have a good Monday fellas!

Teh One Who Knocks
12-16-2014, 01:02 PM
:suspect:

Goofy
12-16-2014, 01:04 PM
Tuesday :slap:

You know nothing [-(


Time to get to work, Have a good Monday fellas!

Happy monday PP :bye:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-16-2014, 01:05 PM
:x

Goofy
12-16-2014, 01:09 PM
:dance:

Monday hater :hater:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-16-2014, 01:15 PM
I love Monday :hand:


Today, however, is Tuesday :nono:

Goofy
12-16-2014, 01:20 PM
Lies :hand: Everyone knows the week goes monday, monday, monday, monday, monday morning, friday afternoon, saturday, pre-monday.

Teh One Who Knocks
12-16-2014, 01:22 PM
You know, when you think about it, the weekend is really only one day long - Saturday. Sunday is spent thinking about hating for the work week to restart agin. :-k

Goofy
12-16-2014, 01:23 PM
So fucking true :lol: That's why its a bastard working on a saturday morning, means the weekend is only half a day long :sad2:

Goofy
12-16-2014, 01:25 PM
You gonna manage to take the time off between christmas and new year?

Teh One Who Knocks
12-16-2014, 01:28 PM
Not sure yet, it's starting to pick-up a bit, so we'll see how it goes.

Goofy
12-16-2014, 01:34 PM
Well i suppose i better head back, catch you later mate :bye:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-16-2014, 01:35 PM
Have a good one Goof! :bye:

Goofy
12-16-2014, 05:49 PM
:minionhi:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-16-2014, 05:50 PM
Goof :hi:

Goofy
12-16-2014, 05:55 PM
TOWK :wavey: Hows tricks?

Teh One Who Knocks
12-16-2014, 05:56 PM
Stressful day so far :wha:

Yourself?

Goofy
12-16-2014, 06:02 PM
Work was bearable :thumbsup: :lol: Just having a bit of a browse before i have a shower and grab some food! Footy on tv tonight so i'm set :)

Teh One Who Knocks
12-16-2014, 06:22 PM
No extracurricular stuff at all this week?

Goofy
12-16-2014, 06:32 PM
Now you've got me thinking........... i think i have every night to myself this week :shock: Kinda glad tbh, my wallet and bank balance just seem to be taking hit after hit the last few weeks :lol: Another £200 or so for AC/DC tickets tomorrow (3 tickets).

Goofy
12-16-2014, 06:33 PM
The pool/snooker hall in Perth has reopened so i think me and a guy from work are gonna head in on saturday for a few beers and a rack or two but that'll be it for me until christmas............ even although christmas is just next week :lol:

Goofy
12-16-2014, 06:34 PM
Hey, i just remembered it's my birthday tomorrow :shock:

You know you're getting old when you start forgetting about your own birthday :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-16-2014, 06:36 PM
Happy Almost Birthday :cheers:

Goofy
12-16-2014, 06:37 PM
Almost thank you :lol:

Be back in a bit :bye:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-16-2014, 06:39 PM
:waiting:

Goofy
12-16-2014, 07:25 PM
:fart2:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-16-2014, 07:32 PM
I've got two of your packages so far out of the three...I gotta find out why I don't have them all yet :wha:

Goofy
12-16-2014, 07:32 PM
Two out of three aint bad........... sure there's a song in there somewhere :-k

Goofy
12-16-2014, 07:33 PM
Meat Loaf :lol:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-16-2014, 07:33 PM
It's bad if it's lost :nono:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-16-2014, 07:34 PM
Meat Loaf :lol:

:shakehead:

Goofy
12-16-2014, 07:34 PM
I googled it, it's a meat loaf song [-(

Teh One Who Knocks
12-16-2014, 07:36 PM
I know, but it's a crap song :lol:

Goofy
12-16-2014, 07:39 PM
Most of his songs are crap :lol: Bat out of hell gets a pass though :thumbsup:

RBP
12-16-2014, 07:48 PM
Well, if all the boxes are opened, I wonder if I can label it as 'used equipment' or something like that?
Goofy's equipment hasn't been used in a long time.


:dance:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-16-2014, 07:48 PM
:burn:

Goofy
12-16-2014, 07:57 PM
Goofy's equipment hasn't been used in a long time.


:dance:

Wanking counts :nono:

Teh One Who Knocks
12-16-2014, 08:12 PM
I goitta head off, getting to be a fucked up day right now :|

Later :bye: