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[Teh One Who Knocks]

I usually like to eat a whole package of Oreos before I go :)

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

:faint:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yes? :-s

[Goofy]

I was just so shocked at your suicide smiley post :faint:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I was just so shocked at your suicide smiley post :faint:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:

http://i.imgur.com/SSUsyWU.gif

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/SSUsyWU.gif

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:

:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey! :x

[Goofy]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Always with the violence [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You bring it out in me, I can only be calm and patient for so long :nono:

[Goofy]

You can never be calm and patient :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I am always calm and patient [-(

[Goofy]

:rofl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

See? -----------------------> :)

[Goofy]

:lmao: good one

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

[Goofy]

:nana:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nana:

:fire:

[Goofy]

My overalls are fire retardent :ok:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My overalls are fire retardent :ok:

:acid:

[Goofy]

I have a high tolerance for acid too :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have a high tolerance for acid too :tup:

:catapult:

[Goofy]

:morning:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

:fart:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fart:

:slap:

[Goofy]

:tubgirl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tubgirl:

:slap:

[Goofy]

:lemonparty:




:-k

[Pony]

:diedie:

:suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lemonparty:




:-k

:slap:


:diedie:

:suicide:

:slap:

[Goofy]

:meatspin:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:meatspin:

:slap:

[Goofy]

I vote we cancel the rest of this week due to the fact i just can't be arsed working :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I second that motion

[Goofy]

Unanimous vote - Motion carried :ok:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woohoo:

[Goofy]

Now that that's decided......... i better get back to work :facepalm: :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Later mate :lol:

[Goofy]

Into the last hour :bounce:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 09:26 AM.

[Goofy]

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 09:26 AM.

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey! :x

[Goofy]

:bananadance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:bananadance:

:bananachop:

[Hal-9000]

Into the last hour :bounce:

Of the lemon party?

Oh yeah, they tend to end early :thumbsup:

[Goofy]

:morning:


Still not friday :( Im now dogsitting until monday too :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Today might actually be really Thursday :-k

[Goofy]

Today might actually be really Thursday :-k

It definitely is since im playing in another all-day bowls comp on saturday :tup: Playing tonight and tomorrow night too actually! If we qualify on sat then we'll be playing sunday too, £1000 for the winners :ok:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You know, there are other things to do besides bowls :-s

[Goofy]

Like what? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

I suppose i could play golf like Obama does :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You can only play golf if you are buddy buddy with famous athletes or celebrities :nono:

[Goofy]

Awww :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Go out and meet some famous people then :tup:

[Goofy]

I think you have to be rich to do that :-k You could loan me the money i suppose :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You have all kinds of money :hand:

[Goofy]

You're the man that's been working all the overtime, Richie Rich :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You worked waaaaaaaay more OT than me this year so far Richie McRicherson :nono:

[Goofy]

Well obviously, we're not all lazy part-timers like yourself [-(











:theyareontome:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And what will you be doing this Saturday? :-s

[Goofy]

And what will you be doing this Saturday? :-s

Bowling and drinking :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bowling and drinking :tup:

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

What? :-s I havent had a touch of alcohol since monday [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Lazy! :x

[Goofy]

Lazy! :x
:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey! :x

[Goofy]

Hey! :x

Dont make me do it again :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Dont make me do it again :nono:

:snapout:

[Hal-9000]

What? :-s I havent had a touch of alcohol since monday [-(


Lazy! :x



:lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

[Goofy]

:drunk:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

Looking like this may be Thursday #2 :|

[Goofy]

:friday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

You have to work tomorrow :(

[Goofy]

Nope, getting picked up at 9am to go bowling at Pitlochry :ok: My boss can go fuck himself :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So you want to go stand out in the rain all day tomorrow? :-s

[Goofy]

Sunshine forecast all day :cheers:

Not so good tonight though :( Im gonna be running about like an idiot tonight, got approx 1 hour to walk dog, make dinner and have a shower before i get picked up :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Im gonna be running about like an idiot tonight

And that's different than every other day how? :-k























































:outtahere:

[Goofy]

Will have to stick all my workgear in the wash too....... bleh

[Goofy]

And that's different than every other day how? :-k























































:outtahere:

:x







Im normally an idiot who has enough time to get things done :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well get to work! :x

[Goofy]

Im walking the dog right now :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Why are you playing with a yo-yo? :-s

Get back to work! :x

[Goofy]

:confused:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:oyh:

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MSRSgQenXg

[Goofy]

Been a while since i played with a yoyo tbh :lol:

Managed to duck out of work early - looking good for time :tup: All my working gear is in the washing machine, i'm showered and Tony has been walked and fed! :cheers: Chucked a pizza in the oven before i took him out and it was cooked to perfection when i got back........ i love it when a plan comes together

http://i.imgur.com/ayvNUbw.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You realize now that means something is gonna go dreadfully wrong now, right? :-k

[Goofy]

Yeah, i'll probably fall down the stairs or something :-k Shit happens :ok: Anyway, i have to go, have a good weekend mate :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Later mate! :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[redred]

1 day till monday :woot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

1 day till monday :woot:

:slap:

[redred]

but then it's closer till i'm off to Croatia :woot:

[Goofy]

Soon be time for work! :cheers:

[redred]

monday in 1 hour 15 minutes :woot:

[Goofy]

:cheerlead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

:slap:

Its monday! :woot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

Its monday! :woot:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Nuh-uh, you need to be thankful and praise the lord for another wonderful working day! :cheers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nuh-uh, you need to be thankful and praise the lord for another wonderful working day! :cheers:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

It's a beautiful sunny monday and i get to work! :cheerlead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's a beautiful sunny monday and i get to work! :cheerlead:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

You should do some work, you'd feel happier like i do :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You should do some work, you'd feel happier like i do :tup:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

I love work! :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I love work! :dance:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Work rules! :cheers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Work rules! :cheers:

:snapout:

[Hal-9000]

I have to stretch my legs and be an athlete




:wank:

[Goofy]

I have to stretch my legs and be an athlete




:wank:

Athletes foot maybe :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

:slap:

Work ftw! :woot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

Work ftw! :woot:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

It's raining now too! :cheers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's raining now too! :cheers:

I miss the rain :sad2:

[Goofy]

I miss the rain :sad2:

We have loads of it :tup: I'd happily share some if i could get my weather machine to work :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's supposed to be 22C and sunny today :(

[Goofy]

It's supposed to be 22C and sunny today :(

:empathy:

18C and showery here........ yesterday was nice, blue skies all day :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It was 37C and blazing hot here on Saturday :wha:

[Goofy]

That's a bit cozy right enough......... did you melt into a puddle of gooey flesh and bone? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No, after I got home from work I stayed inside with the air conditioner on :lol:

[Goofy]

Yeah, think i'd have done the same :lol: I like the temp to be around 18-20C, that's just fine for me :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Same here, anything above that gets to be too freaking hot, especially here with the sun and the altitude.

[Goofy]

It always seems to be really humid here when the temp goes up, its never a fresh heat :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Fresh heat? :-s

:nuts:

All heat is bad heat :nono:

[Goofy]

How do you cook things without heat? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Microwaves :-s

[Goofy]

You microwave steak? :-s Uncultured heathen [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'll microwave you in a minute! :x

[Goofy]

I'll microwave you in a minute! :x

:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:slap:

[Goofy]

I slept in for work this morning :lol: First time ive done that in years! Finished work late last night, legged it home, had a quick bite to eat then headed off to a bowls match. Got home about 10pm, had a shower then went to bed......... rolled around until about 2am before i finally fell asleep :| Mustve forgotten to set the alarm, woke up at 8.30am 8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

:slap:

Its too hot here today and theres no rain :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qVPNONdF58

[Goofy]

Not available in my country........ typical :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn Scotch regulations [-(

[Goofy]

Scottish! Scotch is whisky :x Damn Yankees [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn Yankees was a band :nono:

[Goofy]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What about Scotchtoberfest? :-s

[Goofy]

:willie:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance2:

[Goofy]

:dance2:

:(

















:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Again back to the violence with you [-(

[Goofy]

Violence ftw! :cheers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Violence ftw! :cheers:

:slap:

[Goofy]

:slap:

:kill:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:kill:

:maniac:

[Goofy]

I fart in your general direction......... your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lame:

[Goofy]

Ill lame you! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:blah:

[Goofy]

Ill blah you! :x














:nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nuts:

[Goofy]

:bounce:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:bounce:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:freakout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:freakout:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:slap:

[Goofy]

Sofaking tired :yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Same here, slept like shit the last 2 nights. Gonna be a loooooooong week at this rate

[Pony]

I haven't been sleeping well at all, my schedule is so fucking out of whack from sleeping10- 6am during the week and going to bed at 3am n the weekends and sleeping off a hangover all day.

Add to that I went and got my Cortizone shot for my allergies yesterday and didn't sleep a wink last night because of it.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The weekend sleeping schedule is all on you :nono:

[Pony]

Not my fault they make me stay up and drink all night.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:liar:

[Pony]

They hold me down and pour shots of Fireball down my throat. I'm telling you, they gang up on my.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[-(

[Goofy]

Not my fault they make me stay up and drink all night.


They hold me down and pour shots of Fireball down my throat. I'm telling you, they gang up on my.

I believe you mate, that shit happens to me all the time!!! Lance never believes me :(

[Goofy]

I woke up thinking it was friday :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I woke up thinking it was friday :(

:point:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the
elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by
saying "T-G-I-F".

He smiled at her and replied "S-H-I-T".

She looked at him, puzzled, and said "T-G-I-F" again. He
acknowledged her remark again by answering "S-H-I-T.

The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest
smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F" another time.

The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a
quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T".

The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said,
"T-G-I-F", T-hank G-oodness I-ts F-riday; get it?"

The man answered "S-H-I-T, S-orry H-oney, I-t's T-hursday".

[Goofy]

Maybe she was off the next day [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Maybe she was off the next day [-(

:empathy:

[Pony]

I woke up thinking it was friday :(

It is Friday

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It is Friday

S-H-I-T

[Pony]

I don't have to work tomorrow. T.G.I.F.

[Goofy]

I'm working saturday this week :x

[Goofy]

I do have a week off very soon though 8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I do have a week off very soon though 8-[

That's pretty much every other week isn't it? :rolleyes:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Well, at least you have a job, Red takes 987693476346908347697349063904876390485845608347 holidays every year to take a break from....? :confused:

[Goofy]

That's pretty much every other week isn't it? :rolleyes:

28 days paid vacation time per year, that includes christmas and new year holidays. Its the law over here, 28 days is the minimum for any full time employee. My mate Dougie is a postman, he gets over 40 days......... and my mate Fergie is a prison warder, he's off more often than he works :(

Well, at least you have a job, Red takes 987693476346908347697349063904876390485845608347 holidays every year to take a break from....? :confused:

He likes to take a break from break-taking :thumbsup:

[Goofy]

Big bowls match tonight, club pairs final....... i'm up against my dad! :lol: Bragging rights to the victor!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Beating an old man hardly makes you tough :hand:

[Goofy]

My dad's a black belt in origami :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suspect:

[Goofy]

He'd fold you into a duck any day of the week [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

He'd fold you into a duck any day of the week [-(

:snapout:

[Goofy]

You're quackers :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You're quackers :hand:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

*ducks*

[Goofy]

Time to go, should be back in a couple of hours or so :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Later mate :bye:

[Goofy]

:cheers: They quit after 13 ends i think, we were 14 or 15 shots ahead. My dad actually played pretty well but my mate craig was on top form!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What did I tell you about beating old guys? :-s

[Hal-9000]

ya Goof does a lot of these :cheers: .......when he's playing sports against 89 yr olds :lol:

[Hal-9000]

ffs it's like Matt Dillon playing football in Something About Mary :rofl:

[Goofy]

What did I tell you about beating old guys? :-s


ya Goof does a lot of these :cheers: .......when he's playing sports against 89 yr olds :lol:

My dad's only 68 :slap: :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

ya Goof does a lot of these :cheers: .......when he's playing sports against 89 yr olds :lol:

:lol:


ffs it's like Matt Dillon playing football in Something About Mary :rofl:

:burn:

[Goofy]

:stfu:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:stfu:

That was uncalled for [-(

[Goofy]

That was uncalled for [-(

Sorry :oops:


















:beatdown:

Better? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suspect:

[Goofy]

:suspect:

:nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nutkick:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Ill snap something alright! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ill snap something alright! :x

:chill:

[Goofy]

:burp:

:yawn:

Is it time to go home yet? :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 07:40 AM.

[Goofy]

I mustve came in early today, i dont normally start until 8am :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You still have to work until your normal quitting time :nono:

[Goofy]

Ill be working late tonight anyway, forgot i had a bumper to paint for my mates dad :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:giggle:

[Goofy]

:giggle:

:x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :-s

[Goofy]

What? :-s

You know what :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I most certainly do not [-(

[Goofy]

Home! :)

[Hal-9000]

Homo! :)


you don't need to advertise, it's 2015 and people don't care [-(

[Goofy]

Sounds like someone wants a new avatar and sig :-k

[redred]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/08/22/e35d44073436ce16dffcba09b6ba7daf.jpg


Morning :wave:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[Goofy]

The weekend is here! :cheers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The weekend is here! :cheers:

Not for a few more hours :slap:

[Goofy]

Not for a few more hours :slap:

I'll decide :nono: :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You're not the decider [-(

[Goofy]

The original decider is on holiday, i've been promoted :thumbsup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:liar:

[Goofy]

I have it in writing :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Let me see it :-s

[Goofy]

http://i.imgur.com/5lCKkdb.png

See, i told you so [-(

[Goofy]

Wash basin in the workshop :shock:

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/08/23/2c99025525e04c949c12ccdd0e44f80e.jpg

Fuckin tarantulas :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:


Wash basin in the workshop :shock:

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/08/23/2c99025525e04c949c12ccdd0e44f80e.jpg

Fuckin tarantulas :x

Did you break out the C4? :-k

[Goofy]

Did you break out the C4? :-k

Used a barrel of paint thinners and a match! :tup: Unfortunately the workshop didnt survive it......... but on the plus side, the weathers good so i can work outside today :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What if it was one of those flame resistant spiders? :-k

[Goofy]

:shock: :hills: *emigrates to antarctica*

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It could be crawling up your leg right now :shock:

[Goofy]

:freakout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:rip: