Checking In/Checking Out Version 1.0

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, I was still the first one here, so not too big a deal

[Goofy]

:suicide2:

[redred]

http://i.imgur.com/ryaPFqw.jpg

[Goofy]

http://i.imgur.com/ryaPFqw.jpg

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Thursday :suicide:

[Goofy]

Thursday :suicide:

Yup :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm tired of these 6 day weeks :x

[Goofy]

Im just tired of working :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Im just tired of working :|

:snapout:

People need you to work so they can get free stuff :nono:

[redred]

I like free stuff :lol:

[Goofy]

Customers are arseholes

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You're just learning that now? :-s

[Goofy]

You're just learning that now? :-s

No, just reiterating that fact :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:



:friday:

[Goofy]

Forgot my phone again today :x

At least its the weekend now :woot:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Not for a couple more hours :nono:

[Goofy]

Not for a couple more hours :nono:

Stop living in the past :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:27 AM.

[Goofy]

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:27 AM.

:slap: It's 1.31pm

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap: It's 1.31pm

In about 7 hours :thumbsup:

[Goofy]

In about 7 hours :thumbsup:

:nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nuts:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Any plans for the weekend mate? I think i may pop over to the football club later today, Rangers first game of the new season kicks off today at 3pm and its on a subscription channel i don't have but they do :lol: Could probably find an internet link right enough........ but i fancy a beer anyway :P

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nothing really planned at all...probably try and finish the finishing touches on the bathroom we are remodeling, but other than that, no plans.

[Goofy]

:yawn:


:monday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

Clammy as fuck here today :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Stop eating clams then? :-s

[Goofy]

Stop eating clams then? :-s

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :-s Fried clams are delicious as long as you don't overdo it [-(

[Goofy]

:puke:


We're sofaking busy this week, looks like no lunchbreaks since im bowling every night this week apart from thursday........ might have to get on the early starts tbh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn slackers [-(

[fricnjay]

Boo!

[Goofy]

Damn slackers [-(

:beatdown:


Boo!

:faint:




Damn holiday takers [-(

[fricnjay]

:faint:


Damn holiday takers [-(

Didnt you take 2 holidays here recent? :-k
:potkettle:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Boo!

:-k


:beatdown:

Maybe you should work harder [-(

[Goofy]

Maybe you should work harder [-(

I work too hard as it is :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I work too hard as it is :slap:

:lmao:


:serious:

[Goofy]

:lmao:


:serious:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

Always with the violence [-(

[Goofy]

Always with the violence [-(

Not always :nono: :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Always :hand:

[Goofy]

:yawn:


:monday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

Sofaking hot here today :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sofaking hot here today :|

:violin:

[Goofy]

:violin:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's gonna be 36C here every day for the rest of the week, cry me a river :hand:

[Goofy]

It's gonna be 36C here every day for the rest of the week, cry me a river :hand:

Pfffft, its about 95C here :hand: Im just a melted pool of goo

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:liar:

[Goofy]

It was a rough estimate :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:drunkpost:

[Goofy]

:drunkpost:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn violent drunks [-(

[Goofy]

:yup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[fricnjay]

:morning: I need a vacation from my vacation.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:violin:

[fricnjay]

:violin:

:gtfo:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:wah:

[fricnjay]

:wah:

:saysyou:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/MuktRhc.jpg

[Goofy]

:morning: I need a vacation from my vacation.

:slap:

[fricnjay]

http://i.imgur.com/MuktRhc.jpg


:slap:

:nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/VlJTcvV.jpg

[FBD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKO9h-gG4Qg

[deebakes]

checking in tonight, will be away for the next week in Boston starting tomorrow. going to learn how to make mouse centipedes :lol:

[Goofy]

Normal service resumed in Scotland, cool and pissing down with rain :lol:

[Goofy]

checking in tonight, will be away for the next week in Boston starting tomorrow. going to learn how to make mouse centipedes :lol:

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:
:agreed:

We had a tropical thunderstorm late last night and again this morning! It was so dark here around an hour ago i thought it was the apocalypse :lol: I started singing the REM song "end of the world" :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

There was bad weather here yesterday afternoon, but most of it was in the southern part of the city, we barely got a drop of rain at my place :(

[Goofy]

We mustve got your share! It was fuckin lashin down! :freakout:

[Goofy]

Fuckin crapatalk update has fucked my smiley typing yet again :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I hate updates :| Imgur just redid their entire site for uploading pix and getting the links, I hate it, it sucks :|

[Goofy]

Yep, every update always fucks something up :meh: Im not even sure how to remove the crapatalk smileys this time since it was just the phone app that updated and not when i updated the server software which is when it normally does it :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Your smileys are showing up okay on my PC :-k

[Goofy]

Your smileys are showing up okay on my PC :-k

Hmmm, the freakout one shows as a tapatalk 'freak' smiley then the word 'out' after it...... maybe it just shows that way when using the app :-k Saves me wasting hours trying to fix it then :lol:

[Goofy]

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160720/871be4bef26742a750e50bcc3b47c2d5.jpg

[Goofy]

The boss is off out to buy me lunch :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yeah, probably just how it shows on the app because it's fine on the PC

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The boss is off out to buy me lunch :dance:

Get me a cheeseburger :thumbsup:

[Goofy]

Get me a cheeseburger :thumbsup:

Ive no idea what he'll come back with tbh........ he eats the same crap i do though so it should be nice greasy unhealthy stuff :lol: Im fucking starved today, hardly ate a thing yesterday, i think the heat kept my hunger at bay :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Michael Bay? :-k

[fricnjay]

I hate updates :| Imgur just redid their entire site for uploading pix and getting the links, I hate it, it sucks :|

I Beta tested that crap and told them it was shit and they released it anyway. :meh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I've never understood why people feel the need to keep changing things when they work fine. The new interface is NOT user friendly at all.

[fricnjay]

I've never understood why people feel the need to keep changing things when they work fine. The new interface is NOT user friendly at all.

I agree, I like the old drop down link menu WAY better.

[Goofy]

Michael Bay? :-k

:slap:


I Beta tested that crap and told them it was shit and they released it anyway. :meh:

Damn useless beta testers [-(


I've never understood why people feel the need to keep changing things when they work fine. The new interface is NOT user friendly at all.

Purely to keep people in a job methinks

[Goofy]

Been home for half an hour or so and now im off to a darts league agm.......... bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Don't go? :dunno:

[Goofy]

Don't go? :dunno:

Im the team captain and we're joining a new league :slap: We've been accepted in anyway so thats a start :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And? :-s

[Goofy]

And? :-s

Well i cant expect one of my teammates to go along solo to another leagues AGM, i have to lead by example :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm pretty sure your teammate knows how to show up drunk somewhere :hand:










:outtahere:

[FBD]

:lol:

[redred]

I'm pretty sure your teammate knows how to show up drunk somewhere :hand:










:outtahere:
Where do I sign up?

[fricnjay]

I'm pretty sure your teammate knows how to show up drunk somewhere :hand:










:outtahere:

:burn:

[Goofy]

I'm pretty sure your teammate knows how to show up drunk somewhere :hand:










:outtahere:

:slap:


:lol:

:slap:


Where do I sign up?

:slap:


:burn:

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

[Goofy]

:dance:

:beatdown:

[fricnjay]

I'm pretty sure your teammate knows how to show up drunk somewhere :hand:










:outtahere:

:qft:

[Goofy]

:qft:

:beatdown:

[fricnjay]

:beatdown:

Your not getting any alcohol out of me no matter how much you beat me. [-(

[Goofy]

:monday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

Yep, 3 rush jobs arrived today on top of us already being busy as fuck :meh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Work harder? :-s

[Goofy]

Work harder? :-s

If i got paid more then i would :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:shrug: If my boss can find someone to replace me for cheaper than what he pays me............... scratch that, its an impossibility :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shrug: If my boss can find someone to replace me for cheaper than what he pays me............... scratch that, its an impossibility :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:

:overkill:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[fricnjay]

:shrug: If my boss can find someone to replace me for cheaper than what he pays me............... scratch that, its an impossibility :|

Couldn't he pay a monkey in bananas to come in drunk and play on a phone? :-k
























:razz:

[Goofy]

Couldn't he pay a monkey in bananas to come in drunk and play on a phone? :-k
























:razz:

Id pay to see that :)

[Goofy]

Thursday :meh:

[redred]

:sad2: its the start of the school holidays later , 6 weeks of the other half and the daughter home with me , i need to find work :lol:

[Goofy]

:sad2: its the start of the school holidays later , 6 weeks of the other half and the daughter home with me , i need to find work :lol:

:haha:

[redred]

just got back from a 12 mile bike ride , i can see a lot more of them happening :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Thursday :meh:

Probably :|

[Goofy]

Probably :|

Definitely :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm going to the races tomorrow, so I dunno if I want to come in and work or not since I will be out there almost all day.

[Goofy]

I'm going to the races tomorrow, so I dunno if I want to come in and work or not since I will be out there almost all day.

Cars or horses? :-k

Im going to watch a mate playing in the county bowls final tonight, finish work around 5pm, getting picked up at 5.45 :shakehead: Working tomorrow morning then "hopefully" a quiet weekend.......

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Cars....drag racing, the Mile High Nationals are in town this weekend. Been going with my best mate every year for like the last 12 years now I think.

[Goofy]

Cool, yeah, i remember you posting pics previously :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yup, and of course the weather forecast for tomorrow is blazing hot and there is no shade anywhere out there at the track. So I dunno if I want to spend the morning at work or not yet...even though I really should come in tomorrow :|

[Goofy]

You better come into work, all those lazy scroungers and immigrants need your tax dollars :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I don't wanna give them any more of my money [-(

[fricnjay]

Cars....drag racing, the Mile High Nationals are in town this weekend. Been going with my best mate every year for like the last 12 years now I think.

I'm doing a little drag racing tomorrow myself. Its a benefit race to help the families of the fallen and injured Dallas PD officer's families.

[Goofy]

I don't wanna give them any more of my money [-(

They deserve it :nono: Some of them have even thought about working at one time or another :thumbsup:


I'm doing a little drag racing tomorrow myself. Its a benefit race to help the families of the fallen and injured Dallas PD officer's families.

:tup:

[fricnjay]

I made the graphics for the race.

http://i.imgur.com/WwjgKZ0.jpg

[Goofy]

Dees racing? :-s He kept that quiet :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I made the graphics for the race.

http://i.imgur.com/WwjgKZ0.jpg

Model cars? :facepalm:

[fricnjay]

Actually its a guy name Mike Dees and his wife, brother and his wife team. They are all retired military, all 4 of them.

[fricnjay]

Model cars? :facepalm:

And what kind of racing do you do? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And what kind of racing do you do? :-s

Who said I was racing? :shakehead: I'm GOING to the Mile High Nationals tomorrow, you know, real drag racing cars, Top Fuel, Nitro Funny Cars, vehicles that go 300+ mph :facepalm:

[fricnjay]

Who said I was racing? :shakehead: I'm GOING to the Mile High Nationals tomorrow, you know, real drag racing cars, Top Fuel, Nitro Funny Cars, vehicles that go 300+ mph :facepalm:

Yea I know all about it. We go and represent our league at those races every year here. Since our league is sponsored by Traxxas we have a good relations ship with Force racing as Courtney Force's funny car is sponsored by Traxxas. Plus Gaylen Smith 3 time TOPMA ProMod Champion races with us from time to time. My uncle has 2 cars he races and I go out and help him sometimes. Drove the slower car a few times as I sold mine years ago. With young kids its just to much time and money so I found the RC stuff that I can do with my kids. Hell I do the graphics and flyers for a lot of the grudge racing events around here and know most of the big grudge racers from around the country

[fricnjay]

Whatcha think of my latest paint job Goof?

http://i.imgur.com/505mDlf.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7K1mHsr.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/V9Wy4s2.jpg

[redred]

Fj I've seen pictures of you and there's no way you'll fit in that

[fricnjay]

Fj I've seen pictures of you and there's no way you'll fit in that

:lmao:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm seriously going to need to shoot someone in the face today :rant:

[fricnjay]

I'm seriously going to need to shoot someone in the face today :rant:

Shoot Goof! He probably deserves it. :yup:

[Southern Belle]

Just stopping by to say "hey". Hope everybody's doing well!

[RBP]

:faint:

Ms Belle! :cheerlead:

[Southern Belle]

:wavey: How's it going?

[Goofy]

Whatcha think of my latest paint job Goof?

http://i.imgur.com/505mDlf.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7K1mHsr.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/V9Wy4s2.jpg

Depends, did you paint the green pinstripe by hand? :-k


Fj I've seen pictures of you and there's no way you'll fit in that

Crowbar and vaseline :tup:


Shoot Goof! He probably deserves it. :yup:

:slap:


Just stopping by to say "hey". Hope everybody's doing well!

:faint:

[Goofy]

:monday:

#hangover

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

4 fucking estimates already this morning....... does no-one have jobs to go to? :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I hear ya, because I didn't come in on Saturday, I'm so fucking swamped this morning :|

[Goofy]

Think ill have to start early the rest of the week, only monday and we're swamped already :|

[Fodster]

Monday is over already, looking forward to Tuesday!

[Goofy]

Monday is over already, looking forward to Tuesday!

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Time to win the lottery methinks :-k

[Goofy]

Time to win the lottery methinks :-k

Sounds like a plan :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Powerball is $422 million for this Wednesday night's draw :thumbsup:

[Fodster]

:beatdown:

:hills::rip::australia:

[Goofy]

Powerball is $422 million for this Wednesday night's draw :thumbsup:

I suppose that would do :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Monday is over already, looking forward to Tuesday!


:beatdown:

Hit him again! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I suppose that would do :-k

Are you sure that you could scrape by on that? :-k

[Goofy]

Hit him again! :x

:slap:


Are you sure that you could scrape by on that? :-k

Maybe just :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

Not me you numpty :x

[Goofy]

:oops:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:oops:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

:beatdown:

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

[Goofy]

:x

:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:snapout:

:beatdown: Snap :beatdown: out :beatdown: of :beatdown: this! :beatdown:

[Goofy]

You always resort to violence [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I learned it from you :tup:

[fricnjay]

Just stopping by to say "hey". Hope everybody's doing well!

:shock: Why hello Belle :wavey:


Depends, did you paint the green pinstripe by hand? :-k

I did not paint it by hand, used tape.


:monday:

#hangover

shocking................:sarcasm:


Time to win the lottery methinks :-k

:agreed:


Powerball is $422 million for this Wednesday night's draw :thumbsup:

Seriously can you imagine winning that kind of money. What would you guys do with it?


I learned it from you :tup:

Goof sets a bad example for us all. :yup:




























I like his style :tup:

[Goofy]

I learned it from you :tup:

I am a bit of an expert right enough :-k




I did not paint it by hand, used tape.

Cheater :hand:



Seriously can you imagine winning that kind of money. What would you guys do with it?

Id retire instantly for starters :lol: Buy a decent sized house with double garage, plan trips to Oz and the US, visit some of you clowns :tup:




Goof sets a bad example for us all. :yup:

I like his style :tup:

:tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Seriously can you imagine winning that kind of money. What would you guys do with it?

I'd donate every penny to charity :)

[fricnjay]

I'd donate every penny to charity :)

*Cough- BullShit *cough* *cough* Sure you would. ;)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I would [-(

[fricnjay]

:sarcasm:


?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:theyareontome:

[Goofy]

I'd donate every penny to charity :)

*sets up charity*







8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*sets up charity*







8-[

:suspect:

[fricnjay]

*sets up charity*







8-[

*Joins Goofs Charity* :thumbsup: :agreed:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

*Joins Goofs Charity* :thumbsup: :agreed:

:suspect:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Let me see your 501(c)(3) filing so I can see what this charity is about :-k

[fricnjay]

Let me see your 501(c)(3) filing so I can see what this charity is about :-k

http://i.imgur.com/CxEEt9F.png



:tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/CxEEt9F.png



:tup:

http://i.imgur.com/qSBOegH.jpg?1

[fricnjay]

Oh no its totally legit. We raise money to help Alcoholic Scotsmen get more Whisky. :tup:

[Goofy]

Oh no its totally legit. We raise money to help Alcoholic Scotsmen get more Whisky. :tup:

And beer :tup:

[fricnjay]

And beer :tup:

Right and we are trying to expand into the Americas and Lance your generous donation could mean doing just that.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'll need to see the ACTUAL copies of the paperwork that was filed :hand:

[fricnjay]

I'll need to see the ACTUAL copies of the paperwork that was filed :hand:

Since we deal with alcoholics I'm afraid that information is all confidential since Alcoholism fall under the American Disabilities Act. Our seal of approval should be enough. :tup:

[Goofy]

Since we deal with alcoholics I'm afraid that information is all confidential since Alcoholism fall under the American Disabilities Act. Our seal of approval should be enough. :tup:

:tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Since we deal with alcoholics I'm afraid that information is all confidential since Alcoholism fall under the American Disabilities Act. Our seal of approval should be enough. :tup:


:tup:

Well, since there's no personal information of the sort listed on real 501 (c)(3) filings, I'm gonna go out on a limb and call you both a :liar:

[Goofy]

Well, since there's no personal information of the sort listed on real 501 (c)(3) filings, I'm gonna go out on a limb and call you both a :liar:

:shock: How dare you speak to us like that [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If the shoe fits :hand:

[fricnjay]

Well, since there's no personal information of the sort listed on real 501 (c)(3) filings, I'm gonna go out on a limb and call you both a :liar:

I cant believe you can be so cold toward such a worthy cause. You Sir, are a heartless scrooge. [-(

[Goofy]

:suicide2:

[Fodster]

:suicide2:

[Goofy]

:suicide2:

:beatdown:












:-k

[Fodster]

:spank:

[Goofy]

Kinky!

[Fodster]

:meatspin:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:| helB

[Goofy]

:| helB

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey! :x

[Goofy]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

:slap:

[Goofy]

:slap:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Violence solves nothing [-(

[Goofy]

Violence solves nothing [-(

Solve this! :maniac:

[Goofy]

I have a headache :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That was uncalled for [-(


Now go place some wagers on the PGA that starts tomorrow since you didn't wager on The Open :nono:

[Goofy]

:oops:

I dont think i can do it via tapatalk :sad2: Ill sneak onto the work laptop later...... have to check emails anyway since the secretary is off this week

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Do it! :x

[Goofy]

Do it! :x

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

[Goofy]

:dance2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance2:

:fire:

[Goofy]

My overalls are fire retardent :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My overalls are fire retardent :hand:

:acid:

[Goofy]

:acid:
:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

:catapult:

:bye:

[Goofy]

:sleep:


Do you ever have days where you just want to exterminate the entire population of earth? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You mean days that end in Y? :-s

[Goofy]

I see what you did there :watching:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:theyareontome:

[Goofy]

:theyareontome:

:maniac:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So violent....I was just agreeing with you [-(

[Goofy]

Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Wednesday :|


:suicide:

[Goofy]

What.a.fucking.day :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 08:29 AM.

[fricnjay]

These last 2 weeks have seemed like an eternity. :meh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

These last 2 weeks have seemed like an eternity. :meh:

:snapout:

[fricnjay]

:snapout:

You :snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You :snapout:

:snapout:

[fricnjay]

:snapout:

No You :snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

No You :snapout:

:snapout:

[fricnjay]

:snapout:

:mad: I SAID YOU :snapout: !!!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:mad: I SAID YOU :snapout: !!!

:-k



































































:-k



































































:-k


























































:snapout:

[fricnjay]

OK THATS IT!!!!

:overkill:


Snap out of that...[-(

[Goofy]

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And? :-s

My day's not even close to being over :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

OK THATS IT!!!!

:overkill:


Snap out of that...[-(

:snapout:


And? :-s

My day's not even close to being over :slap:

:snapout:

[fricnjay]

Goof I think Lance has snapped, we may need to make arrangements to put him in a home. :sad: