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[Goofy]

You need help [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You need help [-(

I think I'm doing fine by myself :beatdown:

[Goofy]

4-0 down already :facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:banana:

[Goofy]

You'll bottle it in the singles anyway :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You'll bottle it in the singles anyway :dance:

Whatever you need to tell yourself :empathy:

:usa:

[Goofy]

Medinah :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OP5EnaaYjQ

:-k

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Too funky? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[Goofy]

Im in Bannockburn :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Is it hot there? :-k

[Goofy]

Is it hot there? :-k

It is pretty nice actually :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Shouldn't it be Bannockprettynice then? :-k

[Goofy]

Start a petition if you like :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Don't tell me what to do :hand:

[Goofy]

Drawn to play 10th ffs :meh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Better than 110th :-k

[Goofy]

Theres only 12 mens A games :slap:

[Goofy]

:monday:

[Fodster]

Long weekend for the queens birthday :)

:beerchug::cloud9::australia:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:monday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

I second that :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Can we cancel the rest of the week now?

[Goofy]

Can we cancel the rest of the week now?

Sounds good to me....... dunno if our bosses would be too pleased though :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Or the customers :|

[Goofy]

Fuck the customers :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shock:

[Goofy]

:shock:

:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:sleepy:

[Goofy]

:sleepy:

Wake up! :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That was uncalled for [-(

[Goofy]

Strange, i couldve sworn you asked for that :-k
















:beatdown:


Hmmm :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

[Goofy]

:x

:nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:nutkick:

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:monday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

:yup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:pewpew:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

:meatspin:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

There are more smileys you know :slap: :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

There are? :-s


:suicide:

[Goofy]

There are? :-s


:suicide:

Yes, theres this - :beatdown: This - :slap: This - :kill: Plus many more.......

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hmmmmm :-k


:suicide:

[golfer]

hello... anyone out there :funnel::suicide:

[Goofy]

:yawn:


:suicide2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[redred]

When do we start doing a head count to make sure everyone is still around

[Goofy]

When do we start doing a head count to make sure everyone is still around

Ive got a couple of days off at christmas :-k


:suicide:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

When do we start doing a head count to make sure everyone is still around

:confused:


:beatdown:

:suicide:

[Goofy]

Im guessing he's talking about hurricane matt :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ah


:suicide:

[redred]

Im guessing he's talking about hurricane matt :)
And porky's bit falling away

[Goofy]

RIP Porky's bit :rip:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:pope:

[Goofy]

Sofaking tired :yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You and me both :wha:

Plus I got great news yesterday at the dentist...some old dental work I had done like 20 years ago is failing and needs to be fixed. After what the insurance will cover, my cost is $2200 :|

[Goofy]

Jesus :wha: Just rip them all out with pliers :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Only one has to be pulled, it's the new bridge that is gonna cost most of the money

[Goofy]

Pull them all!!!! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Pull them all!!!! :x

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Do it, itll be funny :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My boss just offered to pay half :shock:

[Goofy]

:shock: How much do the pliers cost? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shock: How much do the pliers cost? :-k

:slap:

[MrsM]

Hi All, the site has been blocked at work :( so i never time to login here anymore

what have I missed?

[deebakes]

:shock:

welcome back mrs m :woot:

[Goofy]

:friday:

:woohoo:


:drunk:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hi All, the site has been blocked at work :( so i never time to login here anymore

what have I missed?

That sucks, you've been missed :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:friday:

:suicide:

No suicides on a friday :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You're not the boss of me :hand:


:suicide:

[Goofy]

Lance in the middle? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That would depend :-k

If it's the middle of Jennifer Lawrence and Candice Swanepoel then :tup:

[redred]

Looks like yt made it through the storm OK

[Yt Trash]

I'm good. Thanks for the concern ladies and gentlemen. No damage to life and home . I have a lot to clean up and put the home back in order.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woot: Glad ya made it thru bud :tup:

[Goofy]

I'm good. Thanks for the concern ladies and gentlemen. No damage to life and home . I have a lot to clean up and put the home back in order.

You didnt die! :woot:

[Goofy]

My workmate's just found out his girlfriend of 2 months is pregnant :rofl:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My workmate's just found out his girlfriend of 2 months is pregnant :rofl:

Oops

[redred]

My workmate's just found out his girlfriend of 2 months is pregnant :rofl:

is it his ?

[Goofy]

is it his ?

I dunno :shrug: Its not mine anyway :lol:

[redred]

you sure ?

[Goofy]

you sure ?

Ive never met her, never mind fucked her!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ive never met her, never mind fucked her!

Did you want to mind fuck her? :-s

[redred]

:homer: mind fuck her

[Goofy]

Did you want to mind fuck her? :-s

:slap: I dont even know what she looks like!

:homer: mind fuck her

:slap:


P.s. im in the pub :dance:

[redred]

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161007/d1c53d320f28bb514da8c66e48e854d2.jpg
I have a bottle to finish

[Goofy]

I have a bar to finish :drunk:

[redred]

Bet you don't finish it :lol:

[Goofy]

Im putting a dent in it!

[redred]

You aren't meant to fall into it

[Goofy]

You aren't meant to fall into it

You know what i mean :slap: :burp:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

Thatll be the weekend gubbed then :|

[RBP]

Hi Goof. :wavey:

[Goofy]

Hi Goof. :wavey:

Sorry, was off to bed after that post :lol:



:monday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

Yep, thats me moved into the Perth branch at work now :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Move back :-s

[Goofy]

I wish :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You have keys, the building is still there [-(

[Goofy]

You have keys, the building is still there [-(

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey! :x

[Goofy]

13 dart leg last night (501) plus another 180 and a 177 :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

City-wide Comcast outage this morning, things just came back on. Everything was out from at least when I first woke up 2-1/2 hours ago.

[Goofy]

City-wide Comcast outage this morning, things just came back on. Everything was out from at least when I first woke up 2-1/2 hours ago.

No wifi here in Perth (the main office is at the old shop), cant get 4g in the workshop either, have to be outside :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Where are you? Antarctica? :-s

[Goofy]

Where are you? Antarctica? :-s

Close, Scotland :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hmmm :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:




:suicide:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bleh :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn violent people [-(

[Goofy]

Its working in Perth that does it, always brings out the worst in me :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Its working in Perth that does it, always brings out the worst in me :slap:

http://i.imgur.com/N5i6PTs.jpg

:-k

[Goofy]

Cant even view images for some reason, guess the signal's too weak here :|

Been in here 2.5 days and im sick of it already

[Goofy]

Havent seen FJ for a while :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Cant even view images for some reason, guess the signal's too weak here :|

Been in here 2.5 days and im sick of it already

:loser:


Havent seen FJ for a while :-k

I think he said something about going away for a few weeks or something? :dunno:

[Goofy]

:loser:

:slap:



I think he said something about going away for a few weeks or something? :dunno:

Damn Yanks and their 5677543555433 holidays per year :shakefist:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Damn Yanks and their 5677543555433 holidays per year :shakefist:

:rolleyes:

[Goofy]

:dance:

Im off the week after next :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:roll:

[Goofy]

I deserve loads of holidays [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Uh huh :roll:

[Goofy]

I can get a signal in the very corner of the workshop :cheers:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Where are you? South Sudan? :-s

[Goofy]

Where are you? South Sudan? :-s

Arran road industrial estate, Perth - i think Sudan's a bit warmer :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Eritrea? :-s

[Goofy]

Eritrea? :-s

Bless you!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bless you!

:slap:

[Goofy]

:slap:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

Thursday :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[redred]

:pdance:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

:slap:


:pdance:

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[redred]

http://i.imgur.com/RpV8hG2.gif

[Goofy]

:suicide:

:slap:


http://i.imgur.com/RpV8hG2.gif

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

:x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :-s

[Goofy]

What? :-s

You know what :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:friday:

[Hugh_Janus]

pssst.... its saturday

[Goofy]

pssst.... its saturday

Not for another hour and a half :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Pretty sure it's been Saturday all day so far :-k

[Goofy]

Pretty sure it's been Saturday all day so far :-k

Only for part-timers :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Even with taking part of Thursday off to go to the dentists, I still had 50 hours this week :hand:

[Goofy]

Even with taking part of Thursday off to go to the dentists, I still had 50 hours this week :hand:

Get back to work!! :x

[Goofy]

:monday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

Its my turn today! :x




:suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

There are no turns, only Zuul :hand:



:suicide:

[Goofy]

Are you the gatekeeper? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Are you the key master? :-s

[Goofy]

Are you the key master? :-s

I am Vinz, Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer. Volguus Zildrohar, Lord of the Sebouillia............ are you the Gatekeeper? :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I am Vinz, Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer. Volguus Zildrohar, Lord of the Sebouillia............ are you the Gatekeeper? :x

http://i.imgur.com/8nQfUCt.gif

[Goofy]

:monday:


:suicide2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

:agreed:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:fart2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

This week is dragging like hell, how can it only be wednesday? :suicide:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I can't believe it's already Wednesday :shock:

[Goofy]

I can't believe it's already Wednesday :shock:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What was that for? :-s

[Goofy]

What was that for? :-s

You know fine well mister :nono:











:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If this week doesn't slow down soon, it will be Friday in the blink of an eye :shock:

[Goofy]

My phone battery died earlier, no charger in sight at the Perth shop :| tbh i was so busy today i barely had time for a break anyway :meh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

My phone battery died earlier, no charger in sight at the Perth shop :| tbh i was so busy today i barely had time for a break anyway :meh:

:empathy:

[Goofy]

:monday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Thursday already :shock:

[Goofy]

Thursday already :shock:

:beatdown:








Sorry, i slipped :oops:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Probably because the week is going so fast that it knocked you over :shock:

[Goofy]

Probably because the week is going so fast that it knocked you over :shock:

That's next week you're thinking of :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

That will probably go 10 times faster :shock:

[Goofy]

That will probably go 10 times faster :shock:

Add a few zero's and you'll be closer to the truth :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Add a few zero's and you'll be closer to the truth :|

:violin:

[Pony]

Add a few zero's and you'll be closer to the truth :|

10+0+0+0=?

[fricnjay]

Boo!

[Goofy]

:violin:

:slap:


10+0+0+0=?

:slap:


Boo!

:faint:

[fricnjay]

:faint:

:dance:

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Setup the new Pixel XL today, its pretty snappy. I like it

[redred]

No sd card? Not for me

[PorkChopSandwiches]

My HTC 10 had the SD slots. I never really needed it. I dont keep that much on my phone. Mostly when I take video I upload to youtube and delete anyway. That being said, I don;t understand why they fell the need to not include that option on so many phones.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

also, has a headphone jack ;)

[redred]

:lol: iPhone beater right there

[Goofy]

Thursday :meh:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[Goofy]

:friday:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/JVbujLz.gif

[Goofy]

http://i.imgur.com/JVbujLz.gif

:nutkick: Its only thursday!!!! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/WEs4f8Q.jpg

[Goofy]

The moment you realise my boot's about to vanish up your ass! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/qH6CzsJ.jpg

[Goofy]

Friday! :woohoo:

[Fodster]

:sunday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

I may have been playing Forza on the xbox all day today......... 8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

It's highly addictive :oops: I spent 2 hours tuning/designing a Supra to make it like the orange one in the first Fast and Furious film :rofl: My old Escort RS Cosworth destroys the Subaru's and Evo's in rallies too........... and it has an Irn Bru livery :dance:

[Goofy]

Shame i've got darts tonight really, i could just spend all night racing :mrgreen:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

Don't knock it 'til you've played it :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I would sit down and play it....if I was 12 :facepalm:

[Goofy]

I would sit down and play it....if I was 12 :facepalm:

I was racing with a 37 year old, his missus, and a couple of guys in their late 20s last night......... age is but a number, i'm getting older but no way will i ever grow up :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

Boring old fuddy-duddy [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:

[Goofy]

I just woke up :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:dance:

I think i may do nothing today :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So.....same as every other day then? :-k

[Goofy]

So.....same as every other day then? :-k

:yup:



:dance2:


I'm hungry actually, might have to do something about that :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

:burp:

Lentil soup ftw!

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:puke:

[Goofy]

:puke:

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:puke:

[Goofy]

Weirdo :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/rKRFhKuh.jpg

Real soup...New England Clam Chowder :homer:

[Goofy]

:puke:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:puke:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

I went into town earlier and i now remember why i shop on the internet all the time :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Because you're lazy? :-k

[Goofy]

Because you're lazy? :-k

:slap:














:theyareontome:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tumble:




Holy shit, it feels like this week just barely started and it's already :humpday:

:shock:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I can almost feel Monday right around the corner :-k