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[Goofy]

Always violence with you [-(

:beatdown: Nope :beatdown: not :beatdown: always :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Sounds like you need a nap :hand:

[Goofy]

Could do with one actually :yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You should take one right after dinner tonite :tup:

[Goofy]

You should take one right after dinner tonite :tup:

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey! :x

It was a good idea [-(

[Goofy]

Hey! :x

It was a good idea [-(

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey! :x

[Goofy]

Hey! :x

Ho, lets go? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ho, lets go? :-k

:gtfo:

[Goofy]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

:slap:

[Goofy]

:fart2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So.....are you gonna wager on the England v Scotland rugby? :-k Red's afraid to :lol:

[Goofy]

I dunno, in real life ive never bet on or against my own teams or country in the big games (rangers v celtic, scotland v england), too scared ill jinx it :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

What? Its bad luck :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? Its bad luck :lol:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'd wager on the United States if we were invited [-(

[Goofy]

I'd wager on the United States if we were invited [-(

You guys would be too scared, no helmets or shoulder pads allowed :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ranked #18 in the world :hand:

[Goofy]

:empathy:

We're 5th :spy:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:empathy:

We're 5th :spy:

Then wager :slap:

[Goofy]

Then wager :slap:

We're not playing the USA :shrug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Cuz you'd lose :dance:

[Goofy]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

The truth hurts, I know :empathy:

[Goofy]

The truth hurts, I know :empathy:

The rankings tell the truth :tup: My local county rugby side could beat the US :mrgreen:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The rankings tell the truth :tup: My local county rugby side could beat the US :mrgreen:

Maybe if you had the All Blacks come and pretend to be your local :rolleyes:


:yawn:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Maybe if you had the All Blacks come and pretend to be your local :rolleyes:


:lmao:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You know it's true :hand:

[Goofy]

You know it's true :hand:

I know you're a loony :nuts:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'll loony you! :x

[Goofy]

Settle down there fruitcake :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Settle down there fruitcake :hand:

:x :x :x

[Goofy]

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:dance:

:slap:

[Goofy]

LoonyLance :nana:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

LoonyLance :nana:

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Bleh :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Bleh :|

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:fart2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fart2:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Leave me alone!!! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Leave me alone!!! :x

What? :-s






































:snapout:

[Goofy]

:freakout:


:overkill:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Always violence with you, always [-(






:snapout:

[Goofy]

Always violence with you, always [-(






:snapout:

:beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:bounce:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:bounce:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Im tired :yawn: Be a long day tomorrow, got 2 jobs to do for friends tomorrow night. The head painter is giving me a hand thankfully :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Can't even do your own job without help :facepalm:

[Goofy]

Can't even do your own job without help :facepalm:

Yes i can, im a panel beater not a painter :slap:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

Gonna be a looooong day :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:woot:

[Goofy]

:woot:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

What? :-s

If the day is extra long, that means you can get more work done :tup:

[Goofy]

What? :-s

If the day is extra long, that means you can get more work done :tup:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey! :x

[Goofy]

You asked for it :nono:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You asked for it :nono:

Wrong :slap:

[Goofy]

Wrong :slap:

Right! :nutkick:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Right! :nutkick:

:stfu:

[Goofy]

:stfu:

:catapult:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

:yawn: sofaking tired

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn: sofaking tired

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:snapout:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[Goofy]

:friday:

:agreed:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

But then Monday will be right around the corner :|

[Goofy]

Damn mondays :shakefist:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I know :(

[Goofy]

Finished! :woot:

£250 for 8 hours work........ i'll take that :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And now you'll give it to me :tup:

[Goofy]

And now you'll give it to me :tup:

http://i.imgur.com/F5ZXuQc.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/F5ZXuQc.jpg

How about this? :beatdown:

[Goofy]

Never felt a thing, the £250 must have protected me :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Never felt a thing, the £250 must have protected me :)

:overkill:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Goofy]

:monday:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

How in the fucking fuck is it fucking Monday already? :|

[Goofy]

How in the fucking fuck is it fucking Monday already? :|

Yeah, that 5 minute weekend again :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Yup :suicide:

[Goofy]

:monday:

:|

[redred]

:woot: the suns out

[Goofy]

Not here it aint :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hey! :x

[Goofy]

What? :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :-k

http://i.imgur.com/CBosvl3.jpg

[Goofy]

What? :shrug:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :shrug:

:beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown:

[Goofy]

Youre mental [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

[fricnjay]

:meatspin:

[Goofy]

:x

:slap:


:meatspin:

:faint:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:meatspin:

:beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown:

[fricnjay]

:bananadance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:bananadance:

:beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown:

[fricnjay]

Man I come by to say hi and automatically get beat up. :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Man I come by to say hi and automatically get beat up. :-s

Sorry, I thought you were Goof :oops:



































:beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown: :beatdown:

[fricnjay]

:naughty: Yes Harder Mr. Grey! :wank:




8-[

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:ghey:

[fricnjay]

:gheyfight:

[Goofy]

Im surrounded by numpties :shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Im surrounded by numpties :shakehead:

Are you standing in a room full of mirrors again? :-s

[Goofy]

Are you standing in a room full of mirrors again? :-s

A room full of Lance and Jay pictures :)

[redred]

A room full of Lance and Jay pictures :)
That's a little bit weird don't you think

[Goofy]

That's a little bit weird don't you think

It's not my room, who am i to judge? :shrug:

[Goofy]

:monday:


Blah :|

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:humpday:

[Goofy]

:humpday:

:beatdown:


:-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :-s

[Goofy]

What? :-s

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

:x

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

Can i just go home now?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

Can i just go home now?

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:sleep:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:sleep:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:fart2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:fart2:

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn:
:snapout:

[Goofy]

Forgot my phone this morning, great start to the day :|

[redred]

But you might miss a ppi call :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Forgot my phone this morning, great start to the day :|

:point:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

But you might miss a ppi call :lol:

Public Porcupine Intoxicant? :-k

[Goofy]

But you might miss a ppi call :lol:

:slap:


:point:

:slap:


Public Porcupine Intoxicant? :-k

:slap:

[redred]

Have you had an accident in the last 2 years?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:



:slap:



:slap:

:x

[Goofy]

Have you had an accident in the last 2 years?

:slap:


:x

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have my phone :nana:

[redred]

And me, I can even make forum posts from it

[Goofy]

Surrounded by numpties as usual [-(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You really need to stop hanging out in that room full of mirrors :-k

[redred]

Surrounded by numpties with phones as usual [-(

:tup:

[Goofy]

:willie:

[Goofy]

I've been farting all afternoon :D

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And? :-s

[Goofy]

I just like to share good news :D Always great to stink out your workmates......... i even caught Ian with the old "can you smell that? Is that a gas leak?" trick :dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead:

[Goofy]

Just let off another ripper........ sounded like an old tractor kicking into life :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Just let off another ripper........ sounded like an old tractor kicking into life :)

:snapout:

[Goofy]

Accurate pic for mondays:

https://i.imgur.com/licliee.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Ain't that the truth...plus we have stupid daylight savings time taking effect here this weekend, so we lose an hours sleep :|

[Goofy]

:yawn:

Not sure what day it is yet........ probably thursday :|

[redred]

It's the 1st Saturday :woot:

[Goofy]

It's the 1st Saturday :woot:

Every day's a saturday for the work-shy :hand:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[Goofy]

:friday:

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:slap:

:friday:

[Goofy]

:friday:

:beatdown:

[redred]

Every day's a saturday for the work-shy :hand:
I have a job

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:beatdown:

:friday:

[Goofy]

I have a job

Full time? :-s


:friday:

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

[Goofy]

:x

You deserved it :nono: :slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

[redred]

Full time? :-s


the days i feel like :lol:

[Goofy]

:x

:slap:


the days i feel like :lol:

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:friday:

[Goofy]

Im actually leaning more towards this being friday now tbh........ think most jobs im working on will be finished today plus the other panel beater is working tomorrow anyway :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I'm sick of working Saturdays

[Goofy]

Same, the weekend feels short enough without working saturdays :wha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Exactly, and I've worked 4 of the last 5 Saturdays, I want to take a break

[redred]

Have you tried working Sundays instead?

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Have you tried working Sundays instead?

:beatdown:

[Goofy]

Hit him again Lance! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Have you tried working Sundays instead?

:beatdown:

[redred]

:shrug: your bat isn't big enough

[Teh One Who Knocks]

http://i.imgur.com/ZVQNXw2.jpg

[Teh One Who Knocks]

So this is what it feels like to be at home on a Saturday morning :-k

[Goofy]

:yawn:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:suicide:

[Goofy]

:suicide:

You lost an hour over the weekend :haha:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You lost an hour over the weekend :haha:

Lose this! :beatdown:

[Goofy]

:lol:

Did you do anything for your birthday mate? :)

[Goofy]

I've got a secret i have to get off my chest.........






















I'm on holiday this week :dance: :cheers:

Cheltenham Festival horseracing kicks off tomorrow, i take this same week off every year - i just love losing money to the bookmakers :)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

Did you do anything for your birthday mate? :)

Took the wife and her mother to the Botanic Gardens....it was so much fun

:sarcasm:


I've got a secret i have to get off my chest.........






















I'm on holiday this week :dance: :cheers:

Cheltenham Festival horseracing kicks off tomorrow, i take this same week off every year - i just love losing money to the bookmakers :)

:facepalm:

[Goofy]

Took the wife and her mother to the Botanic Gardens....it was so much fun

:sarcasm:

Hmmm......... i don't think you know how birthdays work :lol:




:facepalm:

:dance:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hmmm......... i don't think you know how birthdays work :lol:

:sad2:

[Goofy]

:lol:

So how's the Amazon Echo? I've seen it advertised on tv but don't really know much about it.......

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's fucking cool, I've only started really playing around with it, but it's amazing, there's so much it can do, I haven't even started to figure it all out yet :lol:

[Goofy]

Well that was helpful and informative :shakehead: :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:facepalm:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's one of those things that you talk to...and it does stuff :lol:

[Goofy]

It's one of those things that you talk to...and it does stuff :lol:

An employee? :-s

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Kinda :-k

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :-s

[Goofy]

Figure out what it does and tell me!!!! :x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:lol:

Well, so far I can have it control the thermostat in my house, it will tell you news, weather, traffic, etc, it can play almost any music or radio stations you want, it will look things up for you, you can order from your Amazon account with it, it can add things to your shopping list on your smartphone so you won't forget later, and a zillion more things according to the app/instructions :lol:

[Goofy]

A personal assistant kind of thing :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

More or less...it will tell you stories and bad jokes if you ask it too :lol:

[Goofy]

:shakehead:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :-s

[Goofy]

Have to pop out for a bit, catch you later mate :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Have a good one mate :bye:

[Goofy]

:burp:

Just had steak :tup:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Where's mine? :-s

[Goofy]

The steak got all eaten :( I think there's still some homemade lentil soup you could have :-k

[Teh One Who Knocks]

The steak got all eaten :( I think there's still some homemade lentil soup you could have :-k

:beatdown: I :beatdown: don't :beatdown: want :beatdown: any :beatdown: fucking :beatdown: lentil :beatdown: fucking :beatdown: soup! :beatdown:

[Goofy]

Hmmm......... i think there's a few slices of bread left if you'd rather have that :D

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Hmmm......... i think there's a few slices of bread left if you'd rather have that :D

:beatdown: You :beatdown: can :beatdown: shove :beatdown: that :beatdown: bread :beatdown: you :beatdown: know :beatdown: where! :beatdown:

[Goofy]

:beatdown: You :beatdown: can :beatdown: shove :beatdown: that :beatdown: bread :beatdown: you :beatdown: know :beatdown: where! :beatdown:

......... in the toaster? Sure, no probs mate :tup:

[Goofy]

Gotta go get showered and changed, fours finals night at darts tonight, getting picked up at 7pm. Later mate :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Have a good one Goof :bye:

[Goofy]

Won my first match, we're currently 1-1

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:tapfoot:

[Pony]

It's one of those things that you talk to...and it does stuff :lol:

Ask it if it secretly connects to the CIA.

[redred]

Ask if it voted for trump :lol: you need to video stuff like this for us please

[Goofy]

:tapfoot:

We lost 4-3 :| tbf i played great all night........ alas i am but one...... and it was a fours comp

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:yawn: I fucking hate daylight savings time :x

[Goofy]

I have a headache :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I have a headache :(

:snapout:

[Goofy]

:x

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:x

What? :-s





:snapout:

[Goofy]

:overkill:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Always over the top with you [-(

[Goofy]

Always over the top with you [-(

:tup:


:kill:

[Goofy]

Gonna grab a shower then head out to the shop, back in a bit :bye:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:sadwavey:

[Goofy]

25/1 shot wins the opener :| His form read - refusal, refusal, 6th......... first race goes to the bookies :lol:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You know, if you're going to throw your money away, you could just send it to me :-k

[Goofy]

You know, if you're going to throw your money away, you could just send it to me :-k

:slap:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

What? :-s

[Goofy]

What? :-s

:beatdown:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:shakehead: Numpty

[Goofy]

:shakehead: Numpty

:nutkick:

[Goofy]

:burp:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

:burp:

:snapout:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Wednesday already :shock:

[Goofy]

Is it only wednesday? :shock: Jeez, this week aint half dragging on :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

If this week was going any faster, it would be next year already :shock:

[Goofy]

Pffft, i wish :(

[Teh One Who Knocks]

This week is going by so fast I can feel a breeze :shock:

[Goofy]

I wish there was a breeze to help turn the clock hands faster :sad2:

[Teh One Who Knocks]

It's like driving down the highway at 60 mph with your window down :shock: